Aston Martin Valkyrie edish
/brit/
Remember this one time I got boxed in the side of the head by some asshole in a dark room
Roy "Chubby" Brown
neoliberal bull logging in
Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just punched a Tarq as hard as I could right in the side of the head and sent him flying into a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"
I received a text from him today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads whats wrong with me
Dinner time
Day going slow
Nothing to do
No tickets coming in
Incredibly grim
so Israel killed the leader of Hamas AGAIN
We can blame injuries, we can blame fatigue, we can praise the IDF's effort, but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.
Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Abbas and the lads, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed right now. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about this upcoming offensive, or our chances in the West Bank for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /pug/?
#AbbasIN or #AbbasASS?
nothing better than pull a fat slampig at a nightclub and burying your face in her fat sweaty arse
righto
They’ll get reinforcements in the next transfer window
dustbin of history
really like that saying
dustbin of history
Just seen an Israeli disinformation post in /brit/
Most likely AI created
Keep your eyes peeled lads
kinda funny how they are called hamas but they can't eat ham right?
Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and my great grandfather got captured by turks at gallipoli and they had his arse bent over a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on he kept telling everyone that orangutans are actually apes not monkeys and everyone else was like "fucking ell mate that's mental" then I looked around the room with fake concern and just walked away.
do you think they eat ass too
fucking SCREAMING
foy
Ronald Reagan used this speech as an example and the Soviet Union, Leninism, and Marxism will eventually fall and be forgotten.
bodied those freaks
Poo comes out my arse
"arse" is cringe
not even boomers use that
it's ass, ya ass fuckers
millennial mongo momento
israel would have gotten heemed ten times over by now if USA didn't funnel them everything
"arse" is cringe
not even boomers use that
it's ass, ya ass fuckers
what went wrong
jews control america
And western europe/canada/Australia/new Zealand/japan/south korea
the wokes
bewildering post
lol
out of touch man
nobody says irse anymore granda
bella ramsey isnt a very good actor and the story isnt as good as the first one
we use "hole" where im from
It's insanely funny to me that The Last of Us TV show reception has gone the exact same way the games did too. 1st game/season loved by fans. 2nd game/season hated by fans. Druckmann the Jew that blamed gamers for being fanboy nerds not appreciating his art seeing all the normies have the exact same reaction to it and even worse because they keep insulting all the casting now too. Buit I do find it mad how fast they switched on the Ellie actress. She could do no wrong season 1 and now they all call her ugly and shit.
irse
the only people i know under the age of 30 are my nieces who are too young to have arse
hired a childminder for the evening, a man by the name of ian watkins.
Mood.
cant be assed
just sounds wrong
cant be fucking arsed
thats better
just a bit shit innit
I half-arsed watched the first couple and then couldn't even be bothered
i say "cbaz" pronounced like "seabass" but with zs in stead of ses
New..
i saw ian watkins perform when i was a kid
posted it again award
excellent burritos tonight well done me
John Cena.
Okay I filtered the Egyptian, his posts are just too annoying
you know your country is owned by jews when 90% of non jews get circumcised because of ficticious reasons
aye but have you ever been to one of his concerts haha
Make it Germanic and move on..
I'm convinced it's a bot
you for watching this unbathed neckbeard
why did you persist for so long
Der Ewige Jude
More med.
what?? no way
Jordan Peterson vs 20 Atheists | Surrounded
1 hour 48 minutes
you've got to be mentally ill to watch or take part in this
What's the matter, Heatherchad?
You've barely touched your pure satire...
Rorke on the ropes
real talk - i'm drinking because i need to text a girl and i'm fucking boring sober
Cum in pants.
cant believe they made a prequel tv show to that forgettable star wars movie, as if anyones going to be arsed with that
nobody cares how well a turd is polished
Yeah it probably is
Because the posts aren't that shocking, I thought I'd just ignore them, but actually it only takes a couple seconds to add a filter
cronguin
I've totally arsed up my life
I thought Watkins just did extreme banter
why didn't he play the Townshend gambit?
the penguindem as it were
HOWLING
literally what did he mean by this
you can always tell can't you
there's just something off about them
I watched it for about 2 minutes then I got bored. I read comments saying that Peterson asks for the definition of every word used in a discussion and that he just avoids the real point all the time. So I feel vindicated in my decision to not watch any more than 2 minutes.
have beard
shave beard
suddenly the 20 year old interns start flirting with me
Well okay, lads. Did not expect that.
So to celebrate, I got the cans.
when you walk outside in belgium do you see black people and think about the cronem or what you see white girls do you think to yourself hmmm cronem clapmeat
Sorry, but you're too autistic to get it.
the ages of 17-22 are very important
if you didn’t spend that period between the end of school and your early twenties working and socialising (pub/clubs) it’s hard to come back from
so many maladjusted socially stunted virgin freaks come from the fact they are still mentally in school and never figured out how to act like an independent adult in those key first years of adulthood
My dick is big.
i dont live in belgium
Of course he's an obscurantist when it comes to religion, talking about mythology and dominance hierarchies and jungian archetypes without ever answering a question straight up.
Jordan Peterson vs 20 Atheists
But, if it were me, I could take him down just me myself and I
prove it
im starting to get REALLY sick of toil
so many maladjusted socially stunted virgin freaks come from the fact they are still mentally in school and never figured out how to act like an independent adult in those key first years of adulthood
ktimmo still have dreams about school
in all fairness covid disrupted the end of my school days and it felt like it never ended propely
where do you live then nibba?
you vill dance for the peanuts monkey
Americans are big boys, I reckon you could take 20 Jordan Peterson's at once. Your biceps are like 16 inche I bet.
I spent those years in my smelly bedroom playing dark souls
How so?
i hate "teehee" left-wing misogyny so much. it's cruel, boring, and also deeply divorced from the current moment. roe v wade overturned, misogyny is internet fascism's gateway drug. do you genuinely- like the right- confuse "gen z boss and a mini" for power you're punching up at?
Bro what age isn't important from year 0-22 Lol
All those are developmental years
You do though
time to book a holiday
gen z boss, my beloved
they locked up all the alphas and zoomers for 5 years it's already over for them
any girls in?
Lost promises.
IM GETTING REALLY SICK OF YOU
it was mega lolz
yh
yh...
i’m the same but didn’t end up like you
i actually had mates and worked right through the pandemic and 2021-22 in retail so had the teenage immaturity slowly worked out of me. i was a right freak at 15-16 then became an upstanding Aryan man.
Believe what you want.
I’m a pop girly
*holds up spork*
ummy
going on holiday in 3 weeks thank goodness
england
MOVE LIKE ITS WW3
Nah I wanna kill myself.
any cronem in
horseshit. you sound belgian. prove that you're english
deberg
While i was going for a walk today the trumppenabteilung stopped me and made me swear an oath of loyalty to israel
yh
I'm a hot girl
pop girl
rich girl
I'm a bitch girl
AI gfs are here lads
How to get rid of it??
absolutely love this sex position where the girl sucks on your balls while you suck on her feet and cum on her face. seen it in a sex video and tried it with this slampig and it's absolutely based
bonus if she sucks your arsehoole too
bought pizza, doughnuts, and alcohol to watch the game tonight
game still 20 minutes away
already eaten and drunk everything
state of it
do her different colours feel different when you touch them
sleeping again!
ok
The trumpstaffel are going to search my apartment for any antisemitic paraphernalia (Palestinian flags, kafiyahs, copies of mein kampf)
what a fun sexy time for you
always seen ai gfs and “sexbots” as nothing more than a pathetic cope
sexbots have been supposedly just around the corner according to Anon Babble for the past 10-15 years. after which the “roasties” will be “btfo” and everything will be happily ever after
they also ignore the fact that it will just make the problem worse. shaggers will jsut take all the leftover real women if incels turned to sexbots, and sexbots would be seen as a pathetic loser thing while real sex with women would become more valued than ever
mental how the "not problem crowd" are also the ones against immigration because immigrants are ruining everything
like you morons destroy your country because "it's not my problem" but you whine about immigrants because they're fucking everything up
I take orders.
you creating imaginary scenarios in your head then getting angry about it and posting it online again are we
*prods your wobbly gut and makes a 'tssssss' sound like a tyre deflating*
Remembering a time when I was at a house party and the power went off so it was pitch black and I just raped a guy as hard as I could right in the arse bent over a cabinet. I then slinked away to the other side of the room. When the power came back on I joined in with everyone else like "fucking ell mate that's mental how somebody would do that" then I looked around the room with fake concern like "come on you cowardly cunt, fess up"
Nobody ever found out it was me, I felt so powerful
brainberg demanding more food despite body clearly being full don't make me ozempic you
new here? you missed all the "not my problem" posts?
i've written blogs you wouldn't believe
How to change my flag?
*takes long draw of ciggie*
been here since the pandemic, mate.
imagine what ai will be capable of in 10 years
Insane how "based" GDP was
if sexbots are good enough then who the fuck cares
fizzy raspberry melon peach limeade
nah it's grim
no excuse for it and it gives sex work a terrible name
Remember when the cuck spam was off the chain constantly changing and ruining every single thread then Ziedbelg was exposed and he got so demoralized he only posts every now and then ever since?
LOL
they bring crime
kill them all because they're brown
they destroy housing and job markets
kill them all because they're brown
they overburden our services
kill them all because they're brown
it's their culture, not their race
kill them all because they're brown
she broke her knee
thought youse were on about the economy lmao
Genuinely not a world worth living in and everyone in their right mind should be very concerned for the future
this will be minecraft in 2014
I've got 2% cronem dna
it was real, all of it. it was really real
Might buy one of those €5000 macbooks for running potential rape scenarios and having the AI advise on how to do better
he’s living rent free in your noggin
they look so fucking sexy in those skirts
you know what i mean boys?
been on Anon Babble since 2006
Just been out for a really nice meal with my family feeling really good about myself now really nice
It was real. All of it.
Very British Moment.
On the proverbial caffeine crash
Feel shit
are you thick? even the biggest sexbot advocate would take sex with an attractive slim young blonde over a hunk of metal and wires no matter how lifelike
it’s essentially a fancy wanking machine. it won’t give you the same emotional connection at all
there are better machines for running AI on that macbooks
what part of "good enough" don't you understand?
leftypops:
there is no god! nothing matters man, we're just hairless apes spinning in a ball of shit across the universe man...
rorke:
ok nothing matters, i want to kill all black people then
leftypops:
you will burn in hell for this, your soul will suffer for all time and you will regret this forever in the afterlife
just spunked to sydney sweeney
sex cars
bodied those non-existent freaks
I am very big.
Yeah but lad, couple of issues
I'm not bringing in a fucking desktop or server with 4 5090 cards and not renting a cloud farm out to learn the best ways to go about learning how Rapelad is Rapelad and how I can learn from him
it'll be less capable than it is today, because it will have been destroyed by AI-generated training inputs
doesn’t matter if it’s good enough. sex with real women will always be considered the superior experience and attractive men will monopolise it even further
sexbots will be seen as a loser thing for guys that can’t get real fanny
Phil like shit
It was erotic.
see
Bit racist in here
Y..
dunno bout that
have you read the ai 2027 paper
gen z has a new queen
kairi is a shitter
Pretty tight, my genes are telling me it's perfectly accurate..
imagine fucking her pooey bumhole
FUCK WHY DO HUMANS HAVE TO BE SOCIAL CREATURES
last gasp before she hits 30
you are an actual mong
was into her in 2016
i accept your concession
Rimjobs are peak soul
Thank you Israel
bet none of you nibbas shagged a fat bird
rorke apoplectic
Great film!
The work proves it, it is going to be excellent.. XD?
The dark demiurge of the Kalahari has laid claim her to pink pussy
Black bait body
I’ve never shagged anyone
balm beg rep
or
bramble peg
or
gyp marble
I see no blockage and I hope for a better future, I don't know about the bad intentions.
get them shagged
my ex was, the smell during doggy was foul
Have you seen the hit new TV Adolescence?
Some type of idk..
lad has a pre-saved "elle fanning with random black celebrities" image locked and loaded
can you imagine the smell of his childhood bedroom? kek
The black brigands of the serrengetti are planning a raid on elle fannings fanny....
corrrrrrrr ungrateful fuck i would have loved that stinky brapwhore
Black man's delight
Just passify me, lol.
SPAFF
t. black man
Do you mean the game or the adaptation or society in general
I don't know, but a trend that I've been privy to in general is that modern entertainment tends to be full of unearned emotional drama where there is no writing or substance or characters or literally anything that makes something engaging without just offending your senses
I don't know if you've seen a modern Star Trek show, but Star Trek is now a show where people talk in hushed whispers about drama and fate and being fated to be dramatic mixed in with Inception BWAMP sounds and people getting impaled
When I play a video game I want to either be bored out of my mind or crying
Fucking dreadful
Already forgotten, the new evil is cars and white men driving them
kek
youtube.com
Cast your eyes on modern times,
and thank your stars, it never happened, to (you).
smell of his childhood bedroom
No idea because he's moved out and he smells of coconut butter
don’t know why you lot are so worried about woke, it’s a self correcting problem
urban liberals literally don’t reproduce or have like one kid at 35 if you’re lucky. they have no sense of community, legacy or inheritance and many of them reject these notions entirely. their entire movement has no future or plan for it. the sheer idiocy of it also creates a society where the conditions for woke simply do not exist as everything begins to decay and become dangerous.
I can mess it up..
obamna
cute
Just banter
SODAAAAAAAAAA
Grab the Nordic balls.
um
you lot are obsessed with mid women aren't you
Get Russian.
wonder when blowjobs were invented
dumbass who cares if they don't have kids
whites don't have enough kids to begin with no matter their politics
wokes import millions of browns every year into white countries and you need to do everything you can to stop them before it's too late
Why can’t we discuss something interesting and real? Why does the thread always devolve into freaks talking about poo, trannies, rorke vs leftypol bollocks and women’s farts?
they give good head
have to realise that everyone on /brit/ is like Tim from the Office
think your dad and his bf patented them
I need a masculine man that treats me like a princess and fucks me like a whore
Is this a common demand from girls in Britain too?
these are the people that made starfield
i remember looking at the credits of doom eternal (an actually good game, made by id, published by bethesda) its just wall to wall white men with a couple of asians sprinkled in
which of those things aren't interesting?
Be the change you want to see in the world, anon
all real
they also made skyrim which is one of the greatest games of all time
thats still not bad just to shave your head
browns are retards that can’t maintain industrial civilisation hence their consistent failure to do it in their own lands
without us subsidising them they’d starve and the urban centres would collapse
whites could easily just retreat to the farms and hills while the wogs torture and massacre one another in the blacked out ruins of cities
Not me though..
i have
she was a camgirl so i can look up pictures of her breasts online
Jamal POV
won't be clicking that
Man is in position.
this is a demand from women everywhere it’s just female instinct
she wants the three classic masculine archetypes
masculine man - protector
treats her like a princess - provider
fucks her like a whore - procreator
these are the 3 basic pillars of manhood
don't think it's bloody well allowed
Nordicist Ethnosocialism, tbqh lads
what hebrew filth
who would watch this
How to change my flag?
wonder waht the bogs smell like there
think it's audio
Gen-Z porn
The English are Celts tho
going to drink until I throw up tonight
alright anon, fancy kicking a few around the park? could go for a half-pint after?
That's a big information.
What do u mean aha
it wednesday mate
DeAndre Yidlin
Do you remember the apprentice episode where the guy presented a business plan with pictures of sailboats
Isn’t Sir Alan Sugar, as Rorke would say, a “kike”?
only christiane meister was a senior member at that time
and I'm a student who's just finished his last exam
there's never a more socially acceptable time to do this
kek
[Forced Bi] [Rimming] [Farting] [Son Oral Sounds] [MM Sex Acts] [Sissification]
...
The long path.
he's invited to da cookout
chelshit
well done lad
Shit that actually works.
Latin syndicalist corporatist fascist socialism with roman characteristics tbqh lads
FOLC
you should try losing your virginityism
cheers mate xx
75% Anglo is too much.
Im a shagger
Ive been invited to the shaggers ball
Ive got the proof as well
Women cry out for big fascist dicks