Mervyn's edition
/brit/
got the fan on full blast
wanking a poo with my arse
So when are we having Mousey's funeral thread
I bought a penguin at mervyn's
Deano is Britain’s most misunderstood man
The left refuses to grapple with the realities of petty bourgeois life.
he's not dead just busy
rather annoying that the only 24 hour shop in my town is right beside an alt club so when I went for my vape I was surrounded by drunk goth girls
needle in the vapeeee needle in the vapeeee
i long for my willy to bend upwards, why must it lay limply and unimpressive?
are you gay
...yh
it's rather awkward being the only sober sensitive incel dressed in normal clothes surrounded by all that
Rorke in the gay sex anthem of the summer
Have you ever heard of that train in Japan where if you miss the last stop at night and you keep going it takes you to the secret train station where you can never leave
finally found a way to filter this black + white freak poster
works like a charm
does anybodys willy in here bend upwards? does it feel better to wank with? does it impress women?
mad how cock hungry women are
why did not get a blowjob?
never boffed a tranny
Mine is s shaped
didn't have shite like this back in our day did we 190, eh?
Is it true that British people call cigarettes fags?
Look at Modi's teeth lmao
perks right up especially when i sit on a dildo
course not you daft twat
new futanari no elf chapter for tonight
How can a willard be s curved
yeah mate? no futari no elf chapter for you yeah?
nth for the holodem
*skegs you infront of /brit/*
A man of the people
no need to brag m8
any british muslim in?
good to know thanks, I love futanaris
wanker
business idea: before you post on /brit/ an AI would compute the stupidity threshold (couldn't be more than 50%). if it reaches the target, you would have to write something intelligent
is sexylad in? :3 x
corrrrrrr
on the prawn cocktail pringles
a wild night for me!!
oof
who's that
Test
Test
Mental how this bloke was a fully grown adult going around in a school uniform
me
Hoe
Been going out with my hair slicked back and the norwood 3 on full display. Empowering feeling really
Until you make the unconscious conscious, it will direct your life and you will call it fate
cause i'm just a teenage poo bag poopoo
THE SUBCONSCIOUS LEAKING INTO THE CONSCIOUS peace
dont think thats true
dawn of war remaster
Oh again?
lol cool. Mine is like a Norwood 2 or something but I just wear it down in a fringe so no one notices. Shaved my head a few times before and I just end up looking like a fucking thumb so I’m dreading going bald
ive been bald since i was a baby
youtube.com
blep
blep
blep
blep
stole this niggas wine in runescape
Following his rise to fame, many people speculated about his age due to his youthful appearance. Quashie confirmed his age as 23 (as of December 2016) in a tweet he swiftly deleted. This is corroborated by a number of government records stating his date of birth as May 1993.[18] Quashie has also said that he is not interested in discussing his age.
What prompt produces this
looking forward to it
dont think he was ever in school uniform
Atheists
Quashie
Racist mods targeting are me
AI lad by far the funniest poster here
why do I want to rape the boy in the image am I gay
love milk and raspberry squashies
yeah he was just going around in black trousers, a white button up shirt, a tie and a coat, totally not trying to give the impression that he's a kid
Epic
OMG SEND FOOD PICS - rorke
no, you're a paedo, that's a child
he was dressing smart
you ought to try it sometime
Keir STORMER
20 is older than me
Peng.
You can LITERALLY eat my asshole.
where's the poo coming from
just had some beans on toast except they were the sugar free type
wasn't expecting barrels of flavour but fuck me they taste of nothingness
No.
arse
poo comes from arse
Send environmental videos.
*timeout hand sign*
yes but how is it getting in here
Literally?
why'd she do it bros
Pretty sick.
do I look like a scientist
When I was your age I wasn’t sitting on Anon Babble go shag someone quick. You’ve only got a short window of being young and desirable. Take this advice from an alcho mid 20s idiot who KNOWS his youth is finished and squandered
almost made it to the end of my Trailer Park Boys watch through
I was only lying I'm 23 (it's over)
what were you gonna do when you finished it
sir keir starmer
if you earn 100k in the UK, you're actual take home is only about 60k
outrageous how high taxes are here
Almost as if they were doing something illegal out there.
Weep for Cory and Trevor like the rest of the civilised world.
fight me
you're
How many posts shows that it is literally cartoon?
This is insane. I want you on me. And I want your brain. Fucking wholesome.
i'd shag you up the arse
Just get the normal beanz
Don't mess with the formula
which is why we should tax wealth, not work
l dont know. What something else funny
one time I had a vindaloo at a bangladeshi restaurant and my arse exploded over their toilet seat
I wouldn't be able to handle it
we'd have to ease into it over the span of a few weeks
Well I am not an inferior being.
@Egypt
Do they eat beans over there?
go to bed gary
Once. Do you eat beans?
you can. doggy style is the way
One time I was in a Chinese restaurant and when I went to the toilet I just pissed all over the floor for the laugh
Sometimes yes
don't worry babe we'd take it as slow as you like
If understand it you will find it amazing.
tax the unimproved value of land
Cool. Let's see. Only try to do the latter here.
xavier renegade angel
We have a shark? A dirty one?
*re-nationlises /brit/ rail*
Very Jewish.
im not actual take home
Like I said Very Jewish.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence.
i wonder if they are Christian now
Weird. The more I learn, the less happy I tend to be.
Not even a fedora, it's a trilby.
The Electric Incident.
Not even a fedora, it's a trilby.
Kushk..
IT'S A TRILBY YA DICK.
>Not even a fedora, it's a trilby.
Gypsybot, you seem to be taking this last failed attempt at the Turing Test pretty hard.
It'll be ok, buddy.
The Devil's Trill
youtu.be
And there we have it.
Traveler. In an another universe.
The Devil's Trilby
I am not surprised.
What's it called?
youtube.com
thats not a school uniform
just a shirt and tie and a coat
Yeah well my ass is close to my head.
I am fired?
never 4get
Drinking lots of alchol makes me close one eye because everthing is unfocused if i dont
Fares is alive!!!
The accursed devil
Breh!
The rest of the world still thinks it's 2025. They're not prepared for the atrocities we had to commit. They will not comprehend the damage done.
Shouldnt get to that point
What if I do this?
i have two guns
one for each of ya!
What does your neural net tell you the results could be?
might become an alcoholic
This is the point I will drink one more just t make sure I can seleep, but listen to old Road Trip Adventure songs to relax me and wind down.
what should l order for my tesco delivery?
tesco delivery
two two chicken (nando)
cheeky cheeky
you sucking on a lemon?
almost summer lads
I maintain that songs made by people who aren't British can be "British". Perfect example: the Push Kings bing.com
Threads is greatest movie ever made.
you’re an evil gay rapist yeah
I’ve been hanging with literal murderers. Every time I come home from the pub I just want to put a hot shower on to cleanse myself
deeply concerning post
I haven’t done shit. But even being in the presence of scum like that makes me feel ill
every group got that one homie who's small and soft and you kiss sometimes behind the other lads backs
um
stop then
Finally understand it all now lads. I think it’s time for me to be happy. Or at least, okay.
Goodnight.
That homies name? Rorke
ermm what the rorke
Getting rather worried about my neightbour's cat
what a mong
genuinely bet that thing's got an IQ of about 7
not his fault his owners have let him get all dirty and shaved him instead of cleaning
cba getting up to have a smoke
thinking i might just sleep
Not gonna lie I'm completely imoobilized. Just typing this out too all my mental and physical power.
ordering pasta delivery on my tesco mobile plan
go to sleep mad lad
and drink water
pooh, that's not honey, that's poo
bf just farted
rorke
Someone just quit David O'Russell's MADDEN (2025) because of the N WOOOORRRRRDDD (nigger) and because HE DIDN'T WANT TO SHOW HIS COOOOOCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK real shit
sorry paulie, no more links *shrugs shoulder*
Drinking Gordons gin because its less fatening and its kicking my arse. I underestimated it
keep drinking
driving my toilet to work
Thinking about how some lad made fun of me when I was in year 9 for being a virgin.
Of course I was a virgin. I was fucking 13. Be weirder if I wasn’t.
M A D D E N M
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ohhh that moaning myrtle how she moaned and she moaned when i was having a shit in the girls bathroom
people who don't "like" water are freaks
a lad in my year at school lost his virginity at 13
I heard they play sounds of her moaning in the Hogwarts land bathrooms at Universal
addicted to vtubers
water tastes terrible from the tap and literally makes you infertile and stupid
Have you seen what fish do in it?
of course they do i worked at an entertainment centre and of course there was bird noises in the bathroom when you were having a shit and i bet they stole that idea from there. typical redditors man. and yeah. you're ghey
Congratulations to Amanda for winning the 42nd World Poohsticks Championship
It's pure satire
isn't chud mashed sea fish anyway that they feed sharks
that's chum
just got my ear shot off should heal back in a few days
The Chuds were a Finno-Ugric tribe in Northwestern Russia, Finland, and Estonia.
could never make this today
when are we going to meet up for a drink
idk why don't you fly here on your broomstick
spider on the far wall. not currently bothering me but if i don't go and kill it soon you can guarantee it'll be on my face come morning. but cba
mad how david tennant turned out to be noncing his own kid
Dr Who rapes kids
daddy
hi puppy
Danny D. will be playing Rorke in Rorke: The Movie
Imagine the Gospel as the ultimate Fortnite strategy guide, showing you how to win at life. Letting it transform you is like grinding to master new skills and level up your character. The Holy Spirit acts like a shield potion or speed boost, powering you up by purifying your heart (healing your health bar), making your words clear (like squad comms), and your actions generous (sharing loot with teammates). Proclaiming the Gospel is like flexing your Victory Royale, inspiring others to follow the same winning strategy.
what happened to the queen's corgis
Prince Andrew and his wife have them
Just got back from a day festival in the midlands. Sure I must have seen some of you lot there. Seemed like the kind of stuff /brit/ would listen to.
Bit inappropriate isn't it?
how so?
fucks sake bet he's bumming them silly at this very moment
hope not hate got me
what did you listen to?
they're evolving
Talking about the Queen's corgis. What next, the King's crown jewels?
the cronemp4 as it were
pure satire
a fog of malaise has shrouded great britain
that boris bus was a nice edition
gives me the fear to be honest
Concerned about the biomass, losing sleep over it
seeing manmade horrors beyond my comprehension
4am and heathermongo is still at it
what an utter pathetic cretin you are
it's only 11 pm for him
theoretically there is a best course of action to take from here
but i don't know what it is
any manchildren in
you didn't
yeah I was tempted to get the Krusty Burger set that was revealed a week ago but I don't want to spend that much for it
day 9007 of waiting for hair to grow on my chest
still no progress
i have hair all over my nipples and thats it
i have a bit of nipple hair actually. are you me
it'll come some day
i'll trade you my leg hair
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peter griffin rule 34 porn naked
Its over
UM
I wanked to Brian's gf rule 34 once or twice, that's kinda close
not allowed
ermm what the fork