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This is getting out of hand

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Io posto qui

wonder why they used to try and cover this up

On my second wank of the day, wish me luck

I have considered something similar, but i respect the rule of only CUM countries making threads and i shouldn't hijack this general for my own purposes

You fucked up the subject it's /cumland/ sans canada

How did you picture your life as an adult when you were a kid

I think it was just swept under the rug but generally no one spoke of it in the first place, largely because there's a double standard we all enjoy and because dudes weren't weirdo sissy faggots who cried on TikTok if some hot teacher fucked their brains out.

This should be encouraged and rewarded. If this kinda shit was legal there'd be no crime, war, violence, racism or strife

measured my dick again. it is indeed 7 inches
I refuse to believe 7 inches is somehow 99th percentile or some bullshit. Like there's no way the average is 5 and a half

I think social media and the internet in general have hyper-sexualized women and made them think it's OK to act like whores 24/7 too.

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Thought there'd be a lot more suits and briefcases in my life

You and Brazilbro have permission from the /cum/ council you're based

you're a cuck

Like there's no way the average is 5 and a half

that's totally believable what are you on about? have you literally never been in a locker room

should i fap to white uncut penises or ebony trans booty?

Not since middle school and I wasn't exactly looking at other kids' dicks

Maybe. Or maybe they're just a bunch hot pantsed n'drocchie who need a sound drubbing

that's totally believable what are you on about? have you literally never been in a locker room

This is a common thing in America but not Canada, we generally don't force young boys to fraternize completely nude and sweaty. Kind of immoral.

Literally the same mindset doing the same things, just in an older body

i dont understand why im sick

but not Canada,

there's no need to lie, I've been to canada and the locker rooms are exactly the same.

young boys

please stop being a pedophile

I don't speak jive

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Your humours are out of balance

Not since middle school and I wasn't exactly looking at other kids' dicks

so you're basing your statement on your extensive viewing of dicks in porn or something?

said the faggot who tours locker rooms trolling for cock

this is just what women are like in the absence of male authority
if that's fully hard it doesnt seem crazy at all to me but idk the stats

Well yeah, I'm not gay

no, its my stomach

a good blood letting should cure you.

i went to the gym
i ate
i meal prepped
i played some magic
what the fuck else am i supposed to do with my day i have like 6 more hours
i dont want to just get high and watch the simpsons like some kinda bum but its too early to go on a sunset walk too
i wish girlberg was around i would rather bed rot with her than alone

People change in locker rooms, simple as. again, stop being a pedo.
so you watch dick porn and think they're average?

you sound like you know a little too much about mens locker rooms and the cocks in them

I don't think mine is big is what I'm saying. Maybe slightly above average. But not 95th percentile or some nonsense

Normies OUT

we didn't have to get naked in gym class. sorry your country has normalized looking at cocks

i played some magic

Thinking of getting into that myself, it seems fun

Yes, unlike you I don't change in the girls locker room.

I don't think mine is big is what I'm saying.

and if you didn't have some sort of baseline measurement for that you wouldn't have any idea if it were big or small or average.

i've been delaying my amazon purchases for weeks. should really get around to doing that.

that's because you've outgrown weed. try LSD, maybe only a few tabs

I don't really trust the stats I read online

OMFG dude I've been recycling the same 3 undershirts for probably half a year now. I said I was gonna order more when I got my tax return, and I got that in February. I don't know why I keep putting it off

why not, are you assuming the jeets are lying about having tiny cocks?

A better measure would be against the average for a white dude then

Yes, unlike you I don't change in the girls locker room.

only a faggot like you would think that's an insult

what kind of undershirts? i like the "pair of thieves" undershirts that i've gotten from Target, but they're more expensive than then other brands.

I want you to be a girl tonight. Will you be a pretty girl tonight for me? I promise I’ll be gentle. <3

compare yourself against european measurements then
yes most men think it's an insult to be called a girl, sweetheart

sorry bubby, i only bottom for italian women.

made a pedophile faggot seethe award

I'm depressed because there aren't any interesting light novels in my library. I read ascendance of a bookworm and cooking with wild game and now every isekai I read pales in comparison.

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read something heavier then

got a SEETHING response from a reddit spacing "canadian" female lmao.

pair of thieves

Zuh?

I buy those Fruit of the Loom 100% cotton ones, they're expensive too, it's like $30 for a 3 pack. But they're mad soft and super comfy.

I touched grass today and saw some pretty flowers

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nta but this is proof you're seething otherwise you wouldn't keep replying lol

jason has the IQ of a rock

why are you being disrespectful to that rock?

These ones were nice but my phone camera sucks

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I've got as much hair as a rock

There is nothing heavier, I only like fiction and I can read romcoms but I prefer fantasy.

I was buying car air fresheners until I realized there's a metric fuckin of jasmine in my neighborhood, like it's everywhere so every week now I get a handful of it and put it in a small glass jar and set it on the dashboard without a top on it and the sun heats the jasmine and makes my car smell very nice all week

nta but that same logic could be applied to the reddit spacing leaf

cmon the rock's iq has to be at LEAST 85

it looks good if you don't open it all the way up lol

pedo faggot still seething yikes

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Good idea
I used lilly and roses before, would just hang one or two from the rearview and the sun cooking them made suck a nice smell

very pretty anon, were these just while you were on a walk or did you go to a special location (botanical garden, etc)?

What plant is that?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I don't know.
My grandpa grows then

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woke up

tended to garden

took dog for 8km hike

drove home

ate healthy meal

mowed the front and back lawn

about to shower

Oilers won 6-1

going to finish assembling my Death Guard later today

Great day today, and I went to mass yesterday so I did not have to go today.

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life ain't shit but a fat vagina

I like the watch cuck porn and read NTR.
Not because I envision myself as the cuckold, but I envision myself as the bull.

is that because as a cuck you'd theoretically have to get a girl to fall in love with you?

There are probably some Western fantasy(swords and sorcery) novels out there that would interest me, I've read a couple, but I'd have to sift through pozzed trash and ugly covers and illustrations(if there are any illustrations) and that's annoying.

Maybe when I get on my PC again I'll try looking up fantasy novels by release year and/or sales.

your grandpa has quite a green thumb, he seems very good at growing those.
did he tell you anything interesting about the plants themselves? names? what it was like to grow them? i have maybe 8 houseplants that i take care of and each one is a little different in temperament.

Bodied that freak

I don't understand what you mean

puru puru pururin

He saying that you fantasize as the bull because you find it unrealistic that a girl would ever fall for you in the first place, a prerequisite for being a cuck

I envision myself as the bull.

tbqh, same. i only enjoy pornography with power dynamics.

Also, Western novels can't just present gay characters like Japan can. If I go looking for a Western novel with lesbians it'll be dyke lgbbq slop.

Just read older western fantasy?

shant be eating today cause im still sick

@grok what is the "Samson option"?

Maybe I'm a retard by I don't understand what you mean

living in beautiful southern california, you come across C-tier celebrities on a fairly regular basis. in the past month on dating apps i've come across a popular streamer, a supporting actress on an emmy-winning show, and a sportscaster for the spanish language news channel.

What happened to the headless guy on the left did dogberg chew on him

read stuff written by boomers or their parents(worse than boomers)

Yeah, great idea....

you talking about actual novels or comic books

And they all rejected your mexican ass

Nta but you're definitely a retard.

Western publishing is now for women and lgbt slop. They don't give a shit about men anymore.
What did you expect?

I have never in my life read a comic book. I've only read manga.

Novels are books.

He’s a work in progress. These little guys take a surprising amount of time to clean and assemble. About an hour for each guy.

The 133 IQ result seems to challenge that

he's talking about books with pictures

About an hour for each guy.

Wtf

I have never in my life read a comic book. I've only read manga

What do you think a manga is.

you definitely do not have a 133 IQ if you can't understand this basic point that two people laid out in kindergarten terms for you

The only Western author I've enjoyed is a woman and I'm pretty sure she's an Xer(1963)
Manga are essentially different from comics. Not least of all because comics are literally all jewish.

I've never read a comic.

I don't understand what the fuck he is even trying to say
I fantasize about being the bull because she has to fall in love with the cuck first? Implying she doesn't fall in love with the bull?

When you listen to a rap song and it has pitbull barking sounds and police sirens you know it's going to be kino

i actually swiped right on all but the newscaster. the streamer and actress likely don't have much of a future, the streamer might be able to retire in a few years but i've seen her streams and she's pretty insufferable. the newscaster at least has a chance of maybe becoming an anchor one day.

Manga are essentially different from comics

They're Japanese comics.

One of the hallmarks of having a low IQ is the inability to keep characters straight and realizing which is which, especially while reading.

I mention this for NO reason at all.

Girlfriend requirements

Not fat

Likes parties

Wants to fuck 6 times a week minimum

Is Humble

Is ok with me jerking off to gay porn every once in a while

Should I have a third slice of cake?

yes, piggy

The pieces for them are made by pouring plastic into a mould. The mould is two pieces stuck together. So at the point where the pieces meet you end up with a mould line that you scrape off with the back of an exacto knife. It’s a slightly raised line of plastic that clearly isn’t part of the model. It’s a pretty ardour process but they are expensive models and you only need to do it once so I do it for all of them.
As an example here you see the line running down the leg, that’s a mould line.

if i get dubs

It's time to lower your standards.

The company I work for has roles in Antarctica but you have to pass a physical in order to get hired and I'd probably fail.

Oops here’s the pic

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Getting mixed singles

Signals* bitchass phone

we're like 20 layers deep into ironyposting so i don't know whost among you are serious and whost are just yankin my chain

Chatgpt, recommend me fantasy(swords and sorcery) novels written by authors born in 1960 or later with no black characters or SJW overtones. Romance is fine, but no NTR cuckshit or hard yaoi. I want hetshit, monogamous CFs, 3P, harems of no more than 6, and femboys and yuri and incest/inseki are acceptable. Heroines should preferably be virgins but as long as they aren't sluts they can be non-virgins.

Make it so.

This is sooo complicated

I would bang Bam Margera if she transitioned

he could call himself pam

just watched a commercial where the only white guy was scripted to be the only dumb character, I guess Trump overlooked that trend in his corruption investigations.

I’ve creeped out 95% of all the women i’ve ever spoken to

Honestly I'm afraid to even have sex at this point because I worry I wouldn't be able to cum

people with "golden retriever" energy make me want to fucking puke.

No i was just visiting and walking his dog while admiring them
I don't remember what they all are he did tell me before and i took and planted cuttings from a few

We can all agree that what Steve-o did to Bam is absolutely awful. If there was an award for "worst friend ever" it would be called the Steve-o award.

Have you ever read To Say Nothing Of The Dog? I tried that one because the name was funny. It turned out to be very good. It's about time travel but very british but not quite as tongue in cheek as something like Douglas Adams.

I wasn't able to cum once cause I'd jacked off all week like a madman and then met some hot girl on halloween. feels bad man

One of my fantasies is to be too nervous to have sex so she cradles my head in her bossom and we just cuddle.

One time when I was a teenager these girls on Omegle wanted to see my pecker but I couldn't get hard so they laughed at me now I'm afraid I won't be able to get a boner if I ever have sex

science fiction

I'm not a bugman, so no.

Debate me

memorial day?
why would i want to memorialize the dumb dumbs who ate a bullet?
why can't i memorialize milton hershey for the hershey bar?

i kept seeing high speed internet ads where a black lady has high speed internet and the white guy doesn't. he's of course foolish and suffers for his ignorance. i thought that was a weird campaign to make multiple ads for
turns out they were from different isps

Nothing I mentioned is too crazy

Charge one of you buster boys, as soon as you come on the scene
Payday, everychancethat I getwhen you show yo' green
Take meout to dinner, boy, it better not be no Mickey Dee's
'Cause I'm the type a' girl, that likes some rhines or some Applebee's
Take me to the mall, mane, take me to the movie's, nigga
Don't try to play that hard type, you fuckin' with a gold digger
Empty out yo' pocket, all yo' cheese can go into mine
Do it quick, do it fast - all I see is dollar signs
Braggin' on what you got, all yo' money that you have is big
You shouldn't have told me that, 'cause see I charge to get my dividend
Broke niggas get a job, real niggas you can holler
All about makin' mine, always down for another dollar
Money is my name, and before you come up in my face
Pretty boy, no pity boy, every boy just gotta pay
Look up in my eyes, can you see the signs of greed?
MC Money out this Bitch, nig', just bring me all yo' cheese

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debate topic: you're a faggot

that makes girls angry, happened to me the first time I attempted sex. she seemed pissed off and then called her friend to complain.

I wouldn't call it science fiction. It's written by a woman, for one, who doesn't have any science background, for two, and only uses the time travel as a narrative device. It's a good book, really.

call parents every week

call is about to end

say "love you too"

before they even say "I love you"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I think Jews rock!

Hershey sucks though I rather celebrate the guy who invented Reese's pieces

cause she was horny and you didn't fulfill your end of the bargain. she had every right to be mad you fucked up.

But probably from the same ad agency

This room is about to get awful stuffy real soon I'll tell you that much boys

ad hominem. you lose

not an adhom, you lose.

Chad hominem

hey guys, did you know that the world is a beautiful place and there are a million reasons to believe in love and a brighter future for you and for humanity?

I already know why she was mad, I'm just saying that's a stupid and unrealistic fantasy.

No.

I have a Western series on my phone right now and I think it's a wuxia isekai. Might dip my toes into that.

Chudley Doright

Don't know if I should go to the beach tomorrow I'm embarrassed of my disgusting body and it's a long bicycle ride to the beach in this heat

I think about the inevitability of death every day

Fuck Whitey Advertising®

we, all of us, will live on forever in the form of /cum/-GPT

Yeah, I know a woman showing love and compassion is unrealistic that's why it's a fantasy...

Imagine how whiny and gay that ai will be

she does towards chad

thats when you rape

vlad hominem (blah, i vant to suck yer blood, blah)

digits and I rewatch The Shield

You guys are boring I'm out peace

I think it's a monk's hood

I learned that Mussolini did a straight-up ethnic cleansing in parts of Libya involving chemical warfare, death marches, and concentration camps but because he used black African troops no one talks about it.

Blue eyes peered at two yellow stars.

Instead of pupils, he had sharp spindles.

A man and a dragon looked at each other.

The creature, which had been alive for millions of years, had spent its most recent ones in a tomb. Unable to move its tail or claws, it gazed into the infinite emptiness of its soul.

The man had lived but one life in the prison of his own body, and then continued to exist in the same prison during his second one.

The amazing dragon, whose beauty had been praised in a thousand and one songs... The legendary conqueror of heaven and the Lord of Starlight had been cast down like a simple mortal.

The young man was disgusting to behold. His hands twisted at unnatural angles. He also had skin covered in scabs, a scarred face, an almost white, bald scalp and purulent blisters. Instead of legs— mere wooden stumps.

He’d been one of the most brilliant masters of his time, who’d reached the pinnacle of the martial arts practiced in his country.

The once-talented Prince was now trapped in a body that was incapable of even running, not to mention practicing the art.

so this....is wuxia prose........

I'm more interested in the nun's hood if you know what i am saying

it's lupine

death marches

Complete fiction concept just like pesticide chambers so I'm sure the entire story is bullshit.

A man and a dragon looked at each other.

wow what a bunch of homos

are you saying the bataan death march was fake?

Italy could have completely exterminated the local population of Somalia when they had it as a colony, the world suffers today because of their inability to get this accomplished

O ya you're right, monks hood looks totally different from what I was thinking of

he truly should have done it

I have a huge vine of nightshade growing on the side of my house. It's the dark stemmed kind, looks really cool

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Imagine a world free of the black race
Would be paradise ngl

Have fun scraping them off the house when you are ready to paint your dilapidated white trash ghetto shit house

Canada

Who beats the USA at the 4 Nations Face-Off tournament just lost to Denmark

USA

Beats Switzerland in the Skoda Cup Finals to win the trophy for the first time since 1933.

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calm down, fagtard

Yes, there is no such practice as a "death march" it's atrocity propaganda, fantasy. Have prisoners died during marches, forced or otherwise? Sure. Doesn't make that the goal as the name "death march" is meant to imply.

i bet other generals have nowhere near as much fun as we do :)

I'm gonna do a death march to the store
You guys want anything?

Im having a death party
All of /cum/ is invited

don't let sick rest

don't give adequate food/water

to people not in the best shape BEFORE you made them walk tens of kilometers

don't be a dumb fuck

i want the presidency of botswana. is that something that they'll have at the store?

I want to force every fat redneck bumpkin in this thread to do a death march

Fuck off pedro

I dont want to work

Don't think so, but i can check

u finna fixin ta spam ur fagporn, brian?

thanks, you're a doll <3

Homophobes aren't human

Stella, can't you hear me yell-a

had to explain to my retard dad that incense can ignite wood. truly incredible.

so what happened to Jason's dad

Wait, what?

Every time a coworker sends me an email written by chatgpt I go over to their desk and tell them to write their own emails and not use chatgpt.

Homosexuals belong in concentration camps

I put a spell on him and raped him into submission

Faggots aren't human
They don't even desire women, what kind of fucked up shit is that

he put lit incense sticks on top of a 2x4

yes

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Homophobia is a mental illness

I get the frustration, but tools like ChatGPT can actually help streamline communication—especially for those who struggle with wording. That said, it's still important to personalize messages and not rely on AI blindly. A little human touch goes a long way.

Deep down in every "straight" guy there's a gay man waiting to come out

you think brian would actually find friends in the fag concentration camp, or would fail there as well?

Incense doesn't burn hot enough to ignite processed wood though

He would make friends with this guy

oh so if i talk about rape in /cum/ i'm just another normal guy but if i walk about rape to the girl at the grocery store checkout i get banned
what's the deal with that

be me

23 yo, live alone, kinda lonely ngl

decide to impress internet strangers on niche anime forum

spend 3 hours crafting perfect post about my "epic" weekend

describe how I marathoned 47 episodes of obscure 90s mecha anime

"tfw you relate to the robot more than the humans, amirite?"

include detailed breakdown of why the MC’s rival is "misunderstood"

use phrases like "kino" and "peak fiction" unironically

post it, feeling like a literary god

refresh thread every 5 seconds for replies

1 reply after 20 mins

"bro nobody cares about your weeb trash lol"

mfw my soul is crushed

mfw I reply "you just don’t get the thematic depth"

anon calls me a "pretentious weeb" and posts a Pepe meme

close laptop, stare at wall for 30 minutes

maybe I *am* the robot

tfw no epic weekend, just vibes and sadness

he probably is that guy

Faggots have fucked up brain wiring. Think about it. 2 million years of evolution have made man and woman and these schizos like other men. Absolutely insane

brian is annoying mentally ill schizo retard everybody hates and that's besides the fact that hes a faggot

Donald Trump will invade you.

Everyone is grossed out by the idea of 2 men kissing

The idea that homosexuality is a result of "fucked up brain wiring" oversimplifies a complex topic. Evolutionary biology shows humans have diverse traits shaped by millions of years, including sexual orientation. Homosexuality has been observed across cultures and throughout history, suggesting it’s a natural variation rather than a defect. Studies, like those from the American Psychological Association, indicate no inherent psychological dysfunction in homosexual individuals; brain differences exist but don’t equate to "schizo" or broken. Calling it "insane" ignores evidence that sexual orientation likely has genetic, hormonal, and environmental influences, all within the spectrum of normal human variation. Evolution doesn’t demand strict male-female pairing—social bonding and non-reproductive behaviors can also enhance group survival. The framing of your statement leans on a misunderstanding of how evolution and human behavior interact.

tl;dr

Men are naturally gay thousands of years of grooming made you feel attracted to women

Macross 7 isn't "obscure"
It's the only anime I ever bought a mech model toy of

going to...... try something. w/ this.

incorrect. heat draws moisture from the wood over time and it can lower the ignition temp to 200f.

You have a childish worldview and I'll be glad when someone like Elias Rodrigues kills you.

nigga you ain't even got a college degree nigga, ain't nobody wanna hear yo dumbass opinions on grooming, stupid nigga!

How

youll see..... perhaps.

Holy shit. I left 5 incenses burning on my wooden bannister before I left home. I gotta get back home I'll talk to you guys later

Straightoid cope

how long until the fag starts "casting hexes" on /cum/ for making fun of him??

Downloading a 53 gig 4k Throne of Blood copy, this better be worth the wait.

Elias Rodrigues is getting life in prison :)

Hi dad

Fags when they think all homophobia comes from religion (you are actually a homophobic atheist because it's objectively disgusting though)

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if the American founding fathers came back and made a revolution, would you join them?

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Hey champ, just having some fun

I would

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If r/ohmyfuckingfaucielysium discord op countersignallers would explain to me how they don't immediately vaporize from the vaccum of space like their sperm counts did from all the Söylent, I'll be more enthusiastic about being charitable to the people who locked me in my home to stop the spread but let a bunch of democrat ops burn down cities over an overdosing niggerpoop being dealt justice. Also your heckin wholesome space alienirinos are demons, do not be decieved.

Not too fond of Israel

They released the full, unedited video. They really did push this guy to his breaking point, cities are designed to crush the human spirit.

youtube.com/watch?v=dPka9HEX6B8

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Did you know that Israel is the Gayest Nation?? xD

We they get lpst on their way to greenland?

which country is greenland?

this country is green and the other is icey

we should probably invade the green one

I thought a mason was a tradesman who made stuff out of stone. How did it come to be associated with a cabal of cryptic billionaires

Doesn’t this dude have the mind of a 12 year old handicapped child? It would be one thing to laugh at a fully capable psycho faggot. This is a seriously sick person.

Kids these days with their Zendaya's, their Sydney Sweeney's, their Jenna Ortega's, their Mikey Madison's, their Margeret Qualley's.

Free Luigi

he raped his elderly, dementia-riddled mother multiple times. he deserves to be hung.

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This is the most autistic shit I've ever read.

“Will he live a mortal life, then?” The King sighed. “In forty years, his hair will turn gray, in sixty—his teeth will fall out, and in ninety years, if he lives, he won’t even be able to remember your name. And you'll still be young and beautiful.”

The Queen had celebrated her 90th birthday last month, but she didn’t look a day over twenty. The King had ruled the country for almost three centuries. By the standards of the cultivators, they were still young. And compared to those who’d reached the level of The Heaven Soldier and had touched the edge of eternity and immortality, they weren’t that different from their newborn son.

“But it will be a full life,” Elizabeth whispered, falling asleep. ”He will have no hardships, no troubles. He will marry, have children, and live happily, like all the mortals. He won’t know the horrors of this world. About needing to fight for a place in the sun. About the enmity of the practitioners of the Art. He will never be drawn into the endless conflict of the strong sects. He won’t be taken away from us by the Academy of Martial Arts, where he will forget all about the joys of life. He won’t be, like many others are, obsessed with his cultivation. He will live a good, peaceful, happy life. You can make our next son a warrior."

Holy brain rot

it is impossible to learn the history of Freemasonry

hung

Reddit dalit.......

*will they get lost

He deserves to be in a psychiatric asylum for the rest of his life because he’s not mentally capable enough to be held criminally responsible. What he did was sick and demented, because he is sick and demented.

shut the fuck up jason

no reason to keep people like that alive.

At the beach, can one of you guys get my back?

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Fuck you thought this was nigga

The reason is that they are not mentally capable enough to be held to guilt like a sane mentally capable person. You can’t hold a retarded person to the same standards. I’m not saying he should be roaming free, but it’s not like a sane person who did that and should be executed.

again, no reason to keep them alive.

sexual orientation likely has genetic,

thanks chat gpt, the dude is gay because his mom and dad were gay. makes perfect sense

ermm................i tried.

new chud just dropped

Gays can procreate, dalitleaf.

schizojeet tier reasoning

Lol

so does no one care that i did that.......

so this is what brian looks like? grim

thats a jak

retard

looks like placer, unironically

There would be more racism, if you think about it

I want to live as a straight white man in russia
In this country its impossible to do this.
I will be contacting the Russian embassy in Houston to get this process started

this thread fucking sucks.............

ran out of black paint.........................

does sex feel good

It's better to be a Winnipeger than to be pegged in the winni

Thank God for Dead Soldiers, God Hates Fags

it feels as good as jerking off

i hope i didn't spend too much time hands free, no-cum gooning.
i swear on my nuts that if i wake up with a tender prostate, i'm going to be real mad about it

Ubereats really be like

We're sorry to hear that we fucked up your order, please accept this message that says you're not eligible for a refund as an apology

NEW

he's cute, what's his views on qing dynasty pottery

not using, no title, low effort

stupid ass

i'll make a new in 5 minutes

I’m dumbfounded, guys. I went to a Mexican restaurant and ordered three tacos, but they came with only a hard corn tortilla shell and diced meat. I called the owner and said I would only pay for half the meal because the tacos didn’t include rice, beans, or salad. He called me a Karen, saying that in Mexico, tacos are served that way, and if you want extras, you have to pay for them. I asked where in Mexico he was from, and he said Monterrey, explaining that’s how tacos are eaten there. I told him we’re not in Iceland—we’re in Brazil, and the average Brazilian expects meals to come with rice and beans. Who was in the wrong here, guys? What do you think? Thank you.

The 46-year-old woman, who has a valid FOID card, suffered bruises to the face from the attack, and refused medical attention.

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anyway, new

damn where do I get my FOID card?