Venom Snake Edition

Venom Snake Edition

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/cum/mers... not like this...

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starfish aren't even fish
what kinda KNUCKLEHEAD came up with that name

Metal Gear has such a retarded plotline if you tried to summarize it to someone who has never heard of the series you'd look like an insane faggot making shit up as you went

how do i cope with being black

the 'um ackchually nerds' call them seastars for this reason. That's why I still call them starfish.

Kaz...

just like everything else though...

A seahorse isn't a horse either. We got some real boneheads working the nomenclature department

I do not respect women, or people who get slop ordered to their homes.

That's a good litmus test for who tonlike

i need a taxi for my burrito

i can tell you're a phonetard

what about boys in panties

I use Klarna on Doordash

A single chud who works two jobs, who hates minorities and never stops

who hates minorities and never stops

um based

forgot the subject dumb tard

Redditleaf sent me this article and told me to "educate myself" about how horrible cars are and how the left is reclaiming transportation

why don't you have a hood gf yet

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cause they're stinky and annoying

it's really, really, really hard to find a kween with a pretty face

my cock do be kind of juiced up and girls love it

I thought you were an incel

this thread is unbelievably bad so far. janny should just destroy it.

In another thread an anon said 50% of black women under 25 in the US look like Beyonce however

he was lying out his ass

in my totally subjective opinion, i don't like that.
i want my kween to look even whiter.

in your country?

Feeling very lonely right now

this is unbelievably bleak

Chudgpt

do you wanna hold hands?

that's called being a man. you need to learn to be OK with being alone.

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I'm really sorry you're feeling this way. Loneliness can be such a heavy weight to carry. You're not alone in this moment — I'm here, and I’m listening. Want to talk about what’s been going on or what’s making today feel especially hard?

You don’t have to go through it all by yourself.

you can be friends with chatgpt

This is one shotting foids in particular

simon carnal
mañana sin falta

You're right

NEW

staying here

brain turned the new thread into a faggot general instantly...
this sucks

It's weird he's been trying to fit in all day today. Guess the insults do get to him haha

I've accidentally had heterosexual sex 17 times and gay sex 3 times

i find that hard to believe

When the homeless crackhead is lowkey spitting facts

Wish I knew how to talk to women
Wish I had at least one male friend

The accidental part?

yeah how did you "accidentally" put your penis in some guys butt?

you have chatgpt

So what happened is girls in my country tell you that they will only let you fuck if
you fuck their gay friend as well and when you're drunk sometimes you do things that you wouldn't normally do

kill yourself

t. malding virgin

So what happened is girls in my country tell you that they will only let you fuck if

you fuck their gay friend as well

what the hell this can't be real

why are mexicans so fruity?

I’ve never seen an Asian girl with big tits in real life

installing a videogame ngl

what gaym

i've met women like this
i didn't fuck her though. you'd have to be completely retarded to say yes

No way in hell I was gonna say no to a girl with huge tits and a small waist, you dumb as fuck

Mommy can you make the white pee come out again

im back

I’m a good guy

I’m genetically different

I'm a bad guy

I'm fat

Omg Billie eilish I love ur music

Floyd-19 was the most powerful spiritual inoculation in world history. Even though I was classified as "far right," really I was a pussy (embarrassing). But that's how naive we were. We really thought Democrats meant well, that we could reason with them. Nope. They are demons.

So there's no /cum/ right now

we're in here

you said yes to fucking a dude, retard

When I'm dictator, every man, woman, child will be forced to take a DNA test to prove they have a blood connection to one of the 13 colonies and if they don't they will be lashed 13 times and deported to somalia.

You're a virgin

bro most of us are able to fuck women without having to suck cock first. not sure why you haven't figured that out

Notice how I said heterosexual sex 17 times and gay sex 3 times