/brit/

I usually just get isolate since I drink a lot of milk, to minimise any lactose intolerance side effects or inflammation which may arise from it, but it's probably a meme anyway if I'm already consuming litres of milk per day
I did the math for the grams and yeah some meat products or even milk are cheaper on the per gram of protein scale, the problem is that they come with other calories if you are losing weight or it's just impossible and tiring to keep eating, whereas a scoop of powder is nothing

Why are most of your railways not electrified, why do you still use diesel trains, like poor 3rd worlders?

FOY

Alright thanks I do want to get some at some point

sucking a bbc

had yet another realistic dream i had a gf who i was hugging from behind
felt totally real then i slowly woke up in my bed alone in my smelly bedroom

thoughts on kemi badenoch?

shartinez

doubt it
i'd shag her, if you know what i mean

HE'S A CHILDDDDDD MOLESTER

Der Kölner Dom ist schön.

We are a backwards country in many ways

why did bayern get gazumped by liverpool?

she'll keep the tories totally unelectable, so the longer she's at the wheel the better

Its raining now
Can't go outside
Would get wet you see

How do you get milk from an oat?

get the raincoat donned
get the umbrella opened

just make sure that if you do go that you make a drunken arse of yourself and constantly remind every german that they've lost "two world wars and one world cup, oorah, oorah"

one of them ones that'll last you for life. got mine about 7 years ago now and it's still perfect condition.

get it bought

Would love to go outside but its raining where I live and I dont have an umbrella so my clothes would get wet if I went outside. Will have to stay in my apartment for the time being.

malaysian flatmate on the phone with his mum in the kitchen and the cheeky bastard has the audacity to ask me to leave and post pone din-dins
fuming right now

choli

punch him in the mouth then screaming down his phone to his mum that you're going to kill him

Refer to this post please

BUY THE MACINTOSH. NOW!!!!!

FOY

She looks like she's fucked thousands of guys

got a face like a slapped arse

He's done us

It keeps happening!

Can't he speak on the phone in his bedroom?

Our railways are fackin old mate, costs a lot to modernise them.

A 23 year old girl should not be working in a men’s prison. Insanity

Both were black

stabbing myself with a fork

nothing wrong with that x

shahid sharif

Honorary Brit

Its going to rain all week as well
Looks like ill be inside for the next few days

just closed the window just now

bongs would unironically use trains by a vibratpr company rather than go for GERMVN engineering

Why?

it's just satire

he wants to cook and talk at the same time from the looks of things

before throwing some garbage all across the floor?

No idea but Mallard will be here shortly to answer your question

Bet she looks ugly without all the makeup

*stabs you in the neck*

with a fork

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvgh

where did katy go last night?

Dogberg puked on the floor and I just shat my pants :/

Still better than the quality of /Brit/ today

Do better

NO WORK TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait till you see our floating SEXO

Ban AI

Can't suffer in Deutschland

uhhh that's ai

It's pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic.

A person,
an image,
completely out of place.
Out of context.
Out of reason.

I was in a boy band.
And boy band members do not go to Glastonbury.
You see - the thing is…
I did though.

sup

Might get a job at a womens' prison

Feeling retarded rn

Cope and seethe

There is British people in Palestine at a similar number as the Falklands.
Perhaps far more. A quarter Welsh is a quarter Welsh.

It's sadder if you use this place to socialise

how do you know he's m'laysian? is it because he's always wearing a fedora?

where cologne was invented id wager?

I don't post that much really. When I do it's just pics. I enjoy generating the grotesque AI pics and illiciting a reaction from you autists.

Who cares where a train is from. What matters is how good the train is.

That's cool

I once had a notebook when I was a child and for some reason the entire page was covered in curse words that I had written, years later my mother found it and read through it, and began yelling at me. That's when I knew I couldn't trust my parents, especially my mum.

sir keir

GERMAN MAN. Tell me what Cologne is like

Why are you so afraid of reality?

need greek fanny

How often do you attend church?

Because of the poor clearance in a lot of places you can't put up overhead wires without rebuilding infrarstructure like bridges, and that is very expensive, and some of those structures might be protected for historical reasons. The other option is third rail, which is much easier and cheaper but considered too dangerous. Battery trains and discontinuous electrification might be a decent compromise.

Sir Keir st st st starmer

never i'm not a christmong

It's shit and touristy
Only cool thing about is the cathedral

Extremely disrespectful. Delete that.

piss stinks of katsu curry

Tell me about the poster who spams the AI images of black men with white women. What is his name and backstory and how long has he been doing this ? Also do we know what his motive for posting these images is ?

Bolton.
22 March 2025

What don't you like about her?

Where's the best place in Germany to visit then?

The USA is the number one producer of diesel in the world, followed by Russia in second place.

never i'm not a christmong

New:

hate meme sandwiches like this just going to fall to bits as soon as you pick it up. Give me a humble four rasher and fried egg bap any day of the week.

cinema fully booked for 9:15 tomorrow

who the hell is going to the cinema at 9:15 on a bank holiday

Peter kay will be spinning in his grave

tin lids

Where's the best place in Germany to visit then?

Depends on what you're looking for. Architecture? Culture and arts? Partying? Nature?

not you LOL

LOL

that's him done

going to the cinema in 2025

Literally why

who the hell is going to the cinema at 9:15 on a bank holiday

cinema

holiday

who is going to the cinema on a holiday

Brits are dense

loads of people go to the cinema in 2025

Ben & Jerry's status: demolished

they NEED to stop the £3.75 discount already, its morally wrong

There are no good movies

wouldn't give those yids my money

Record number of Americans seeking UK residency, says Home Office

obviously not true
writers strike is over

si=1c55411d38a6490bae209092a30ac88a

silly eGyPT doxxing himself

It's objectively true that there are no good movies

Reminder to report the spam images for Spamming/Flooding

They support Palestine though

just can't win with rorkes can you?

He is a mentally and physically disabled American on a VPN
He has autism, OCD, and porn addiction, is an incel, cut off contact to his family years ago because of Stefan Molymeme, and is now forever alone
Years ago he began spamming Dr Who threads about trannies and gays, then migrated here to spam about earwax and some random YouTubers no one cares about
Then Ziedbelg migrated here a couple years ago and started spamming AI slop about blacks because he's also mentally and physically disabled with severe childhood trauma
This mindbroke Heathermong (most common nickname) into doing the same
His motive is supposedly just to troll the general but he does it literally every single day for 16 hours a day even when he gets no replies and it's 3am in Britain or even that late on the eastern seaboard
Read this thread desuarchive.org/int/thread/210945710/#210945710 for his "explanation"
This thread is his ENTIRE LIFE, he had a huge meltdown starting April 1 when the prank was to shut down different boards and we were forced onto Anon Babble which has IDs
That meant we could instantly filter him instead of having to devise Rube Goldberg contraptions to filter the immense amount of spam he spends hours every day preparing to avoid filters
When we migrated to the sharty during the shutdown it really was the tipping point and now he's been going nonstop with his botnets to spam 10x as much as before

This would all be over if we just went to Anon Babble and filtered him but at this point the two of them have shit up the thread for so long that no one posts here anymore and those that do post here are "in on it" so to speak (tranny janny discord pedos who are the cancer killing the site)

ok kid

rorke

occasionally i buy one of those and then eat like 1/4 of it and forget it exists because i have no appetite :(

the growing schism between Zionist Rorkes and anti-semitic Rorkes

Nah I’m not having it blud

Cookie dough is genuinely addictive
Makes me seethe that they're so expensive and nobody has managed to properly copy them

the Rorkean civil war

Birthday cake one was fucking lush, cant find it anymore though im afraid

ready to fuck ass

obliterated that wastrel

culture, history, architecture mainly - and nice food is always a *very* pleasant bonus

leftypol thinks theres nothing wrong with this

looks 40 at least

Green tea is good.

culture, history, architecture mainly - and nice food is always a *very* pleasant bonus

Then definitely the Alsace region so western border of baden Württemberg. Anything Roman like Trier is also cool. If you're into Prussian shit, Potsdam, but that's far away from the other places I mentioned.

How do you cope

mental how horribly white women age

Let's play pussy
lichess.org/2bxbIIFP

just pissed in an arse

maybe if they spend all day in the sun
you think chests just naturally age to look like a sundried tomato?

I like green tea.

someone else stole it lol

i drink every night man

strange looking fellow
looks like one of those "disguise" masks you get in fancy dress shops

and i smashed him

get a scribbl.io on the go

*will* be looking into this. any tips for travellers so I don't look like a stereotypical british arsehole?

funny how heatherpaedo vanishes as soon as someone links a Anon Babblebrit/

Carleton

Anyone here wax their body?

I took some aspirin
I had a headache you see

Is that at Tesco? Might whip out the old club card

just found out one of my favourite crossdresser OF models is balding under the wig he usually wears

Just be polite

just my thighs

zzzhhhhvvwww

based kraut destroyer

Had a hinge date at noon

Thought it went well

Sent a message letting her know I enjoyed it

No response since

It's ogre isn't it, onto the next one I guess.

He never leaves

He is always here literally every waking moment

That sounds extremely painful

*fuck* off you tedious queer

state of this post, start to finish.

no i'm not a poof

Sven GORAN Ericsson

scott adams is dying lads :(

Let's dispense with the vulgarity.

there are chess neeks ITT right now
OMDZZZZZZ

fucked it, should've messaged her in the week

he went MAGA chuddy

you have no idea how much i hate him

He shouldn't have gotten vaxxed.

i should've waited until next week to message her?

we're all dying

based. no need for such crude language.

having a girlfriend is cool only downside is I have to pretend to care about astrology and crystals and horseshit like that

He's been rattled and is posting trannies lmfao

i always knew dua lipa was packing down there

Aren’t we all

yeah wednesday or thursday

dk whether to get a takeaway or cook up some lamb chops i have in the freezer

not being able to shag because her chakras are off seems tiring

but why?

so you don't appear too keen

got a lamb joint for tea me

i would give my life for his name and address

Soon :)

grow up mate

Wow

You shouldn't let him bother you that much or at least don't tell him.

These kinds of reactions are what he's craving, it's the only kind of attention that spikes the dopamine in his rotten brain anymore.

It's just like Ziedbelg, he literally cannot stop doing it, so try not to feed it.

those are the rules mate
i dont make them up

spekign of trannies there's a possibility pierbi posts himself on /brit/ because he posted on a subreddit for Anon Babble lgbt and he's british

oh my days timmy

all im saying is one day i'll be on that plane to scotland

dream on mate she's got a life and a gf and a bit on the side

Pizza on the way?

I'm on the second from the bottom. Almost there, lads.

timmy's burden

ok peirbi

:)

You shouldn't let him bother you that much

try not to feed it

listen to yourself dtfic

Pooirbi

astrology is fun if you get into it

good lad get in there my son

My tap water tastes shit today

Yes?

What?

Potentially might be a 3 wanks kind of day today

Is there fluoride? I saw this thing about how if there is a spike in fluoride levels that can demineralize lead pipes so there would be more lead in the water temporarily

poo

youtube.com/watch?v=Yf44gNXfk3U

the way i dont even give a single derp :sob:

Using AI to figure out which language I should learn. Reckon Chinese is the winner. Not a fan of this tonal nonsense though.

nigga pipes from roman times

what makes english so easy? and why don't other languages make themselves easier to learn

Don't like how Chatgpt uses emojis now

ching chong zhang wong ping fong

fred fucks

soon brother

ate too much and now my tummy hurts

pierbi kinda on her chubby side lately x

here's some ai slop i generated

nobody cares

English isn’t easy.
Just shows how shit AI is if it’s really saying that

Weather is shit
Feel like shit

Cope bong, English is easy as fuck

no genders

sentence structure doesn't matter

no capitalization

not tricky grammar rules

no cases

Literally just like playing memory

>no cases

false
case in point: you being a cringecase

Want to play WoW but cba paying for a sub again

you lads ever bottomed?

more to love

been pegged, not a fan

how come whenever someone converts to a muslim they get those ugly beards

epigenetics

Yesterday's pie

nope can't say that I have

grow up you fat slob

mad how so many lads either try hard in the gym or loathe their own life for not being fit enough when in reality most birds just want a normal skinnyfat bloke xx

right well that's not a pie is it

rubs me the wrong way when people call pizza a pie dunno why

not really that mad is it

Gives me a lot of comfort knowing I am almost certainly the most masculine man who posts on /brit/

6’3

square jaw

blonde, blue eyed, ayran hunter features

large hands

8 inch penis (the sweet spot, any bigger it’s comical/primitive looking and less functional)

size 12 feet

deep voice

thick chest hair

haven’t cried literally even once since i was around 8 or 9 years old

been told multiple times i have the aura of a natural leader

generally get picked to lead group activities and started getting hired for managerial roles early in my career

naturally dominant in bed with women and men, both submit to me sexually

high testosterone levels

went through puberty at age 10 and was quickly the tallest biggest chad in my year

Feel blessed to be imbued with such a masculine spirit.

pizza's just arrived

211004969
nary a word

Ktim except opposite in every way (I’m a small submissive gay bottom)

didn't read any of that essay but i'm safe in the knowledge i could bang him the fuck out with my left hand

post bum

Watching football is just as bad as collecting funko pops

well I know he likes doughnuts

passive aggression because my post made you feel inadequate

lol

not skinnyfat
strongfat? if that's the word for it. naturally strong but not an insecure tryhard

mad how poo

witnessed a drug deal on the quick jog. Should have called the police but i was busy

I’m not British I learnt English as a second language it isn’t easy

yhe binble

peng gay porn?

he's so insecure he thinks i was referring to his post

pathetic. thought you were supposed to be a hard man

Dr House just put a bomb in Cuddy's office and threatened to detonate if she doesn't fire Chase

What's a genuinely creepy film

I asked it to make it based on FSI difficulty for native English speakers. Spent 10 minutes arguing with it because it kept telling me there were only 27 million Indonesian speakers and sorting the table wrong. This is as close as I got but they added in English for absolutely no reason

jeepers creepers (2001)

i found english very easy to learn

*inputs deactivation code lupus*

Slavic women cry out for Mediterranean penis

The Ring

no he didn't be quiet

I am saddened because I saw the ex gf yesterday and we blanked each other

Because you are English

the blair witch project

She wants a swarthy 5'7 manlet from Greece.

*bomb goes off since it's never lupus*

The Ring used to terrify me as a kid. My sister knew this and came into my room one night with her hair covering her face and I started screaming the house down

text her you miss the way her pussy tastes

The Invitation

i'm brazilian

The bare wench project

big bad wolf ass nigga

Good one. The tent scene is horrifying

no it's not

Daisy says hi to /brit/

Fucking disgusting

hoooo nihao daisy san

The fact that the world could come to an end in our lifetimes due to AI is a terrifying thought

hello sweet pussina

Nice 'berg