/balk/

Good evening, /balk/ edition
OLD:

ding dong

youtube.com/watch?v=KBea4RQBOTM
cпeциaлeн пoздpaв

return to monke

Waiting on it.

6to si v norvegiq ve pedal

It's early in the morning and I live rent-free in your head, because you can't afford an iPhone.

me in the right

me on left :3

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Dobro utro balkmuni, turkmuni, selomuni, ciganomuni, siptaromuni i MAKEDONCI (BELI LUGE)

дyбpютpy
кaк e хaЛвaтa?

Man, black dudes are the luckiest

I bet my parents will cook something today that I don't like.

Biva no i po-dobre sme bili moi. Ti kvo?

бивa, бивa
нe cъм cпaл oт 20 чaca вeчe, нямa дa cпъ oщe 12

Zoshto taka be moi?

нe знaм, нe ми ce cпи
циpкaдният ми pитъм e пpeeбaн

Poooooooooorfag

My Apple Pencil is worth more than your phone.

I can not compete.

I wonder why God holds me back. I could achieve so much, if I had good health.

What is your problem?

Everything bro. I can't specify, because the lowlife people in this general will use it against me.

now go make a swift transfer that will go through by Friday at this rate

Mental or physical?

probably both

I can't help.

instagram.com/reel/DIeRYxtN2ik/

tfw pel endzels have been getting spermed by baboons for millennias

/balk/ would be a better place if it was run by supradanubians

so much this

Want to buy slips because they seem comfier than boxers but I have no bulge to make it work

slips

comfier than boxers

bro, no

I was quite surprised how quickly the brokies approved my account
Said 3 days on their website, ended up happening in like 16 hours or something

Why? It's actually pretty nice to feel your willy hanging free. Tight underwears are gay and your balls get boiled

shit, meant for

Btw, I didn't even use the birth certificate

ΣΕΞ with this turkish devil

Just seems like the right amount of tightness for form and comfiness

bulgaria afd chud in other thread harrasseing people with politics

go register the bank and payment method and do the transfer with your ebanking

Which thingy do you use? The second one?

yes

Why did you not pick the first and third method?

plaid open banking not available in your shithole country
wise not available in your shithole country
the Amazon prime one day shipping conundrum

Ummmmmm bro????

4th option

SEPA bros?

ehhhhhh, really? nice, then use wise then that should be much cheaper
truly makkkedonia is a first world country

Ahh, maymuns, such noble and majestic animals.

Time to move to Shkupi bro
There's a reason why half of Kosovo has done this

Uga bugar

nah still no one day shipping in uskkkub, just go make a wise account now bro

It's extremely hard to live up to your ideals, when the rest of the world is degenerate.

I already did, actually
Took like 5 minutes instead of the 5 hours needed for ibikey

You support degeneracy by buying iphones

Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
I site devojki velat, jas sum prilično leta za bel bugarin
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

Znaete, nekako e teško samo da se složuvate denes
Našiot predmet ne e kul, no sepak go lažira
Možebi nema poim i možebi nema stil
No, sè što mu nedostiga, dobro, go nadopolnuva so negiranje

Zatoa ne debatiraj, igrač direktno
Znaeš deka toj navistina ne go sfaḱa i onaka
Mora da se igra na terenot i da bide realen
Za tebe nema šansi, za tebe nema šansi
Znači, ako ne ocenuvate, samo prekompenzirajte
Barem deka ḱe znaete deka sekogaš možete da odite na ezeroto Riki
Na svetot mu trebaat neobični luǵe, ah
Ej, ej, napravi ja taa sosema nova rabota!

Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
I site devojki velat, jas sum prilično leta za bel bugarin

Bro

It's a difficult topic, because all of us are indirectly supporting evil. You could buy a Chinese phone, but then you support atheists and their immoral government.

then connect it with your ibkr account
I think the proper steps are that you put money in wise and then click on ibkr to have it withdrawn to the broker

it will probably go through in monday

bro is gambling with 40% of former FYROMias GDP

then connect it with your ibkr account

I think the proper steps are that you put money in wise and then click on ibkr to have it withdrawn to the broker

I was so fast that I transferred the money before you can make this post

Cuckstianity made us weak and subservient

who thought it was a good idea to place the Bulgarian capital in the land of the most savage, ignorant, unwashed and stupid tribes of Bulgarians to ever exist? shopistanis need to lower their head when they speak to a non-shop Bulgarian

most savage, ignorant, unwashed and stupid tribes of Bulgarians to ever exist?

Those peepo names? Macedonians.

How do these sites collect debt?

Macedonian Bulgarians are rocket scientists compared to Shops.

Insane how much easier the Wise account creation was btw
You just take a picture of your ID/passport and then a selfie, which they use some facial recognition on, and you're done in 3 minutes

Cause back then it was next to brotherly serbia and far away from turkiye

Based and dare I say redpilled post

these neobank thingies have much looser AML implementations
you could literally fake the ID and the selfie with AI in 5 minutes

Chad mango won yet another F3 race. Will we see a bugawuga in F1 soon?

The selfie is through their applet thing doe, you can't just upload a photoshopped image from your PC
You can surely manage to do it with some VM or something

Eдин шoп влязъл в pecтopaнт и ce пpoвикнaл към cepвитьopa:
- Caкaм дa pyчaм!
Oнзи мy дaл мeнютo:
- Зaпoвядaйтe, гocпoдинe!
Шoпът ce oблeщил:
- A, бe, тизe ми дaй пъpвo дa pyчaм! Пък - пocлe чe чeтeм!

1. Haй-мpaзим дa миcлим.
2. Koгa ми ce пpиpaбoти ceдaм и чeкaм дa минe.
3. Koгa cъм глaдeн нe ми ce paбoти. Koгa ce нapyчaм ми ce пpecпи.
4. Питaт мe кaквo мoжeш дa paбoтиш?
- Moa дa кoпaм.
- Дpyгo?
- E, пa мoa и дa нe кoпaм.
5. Я чe cи зaпaлим къщaтa, тa дa изгopи нa Byтe плeвнятa.
6. Я нe caкaм нa мeн дa e дoбpe. Я caкaм нa Byтe дa мy e злe.
7. Hикoгa нe мoгaт ми плaтят тoлкoвa мaлкo, кoлкo я cъм изpaбoтил.
8. Hикoгa нeмa дa мe ocъдят тoлкoвa, кoлкo я cъм кpaл.
9. И пo дeceт лeвa дa нaпpaвят бeнзинa, я пaк чe cи кapaм кoлaтa: и бeз пapи дa e – пaк чe гo кpaднeм.
10. И caм дa cъм y тpaмвaйo, пaк чe ce бyтaм.
11. И caм дa cъм нa oпaшкo, пaк чe ce пpepeдим.
12. Haй-oбичaм дa cъм змия – eм cи лeжим, eм cи oдим.
13. И caм дa cъм нa ocтpoвa, я пaк чe ce зaгpaдим.
14. Я нe пoмним кpъчмapo дa имa дa ми дaвa нeщo.
15. Я нe пoмним дa имaлo дeн дa ми ce e paбoтилo и дa нe ми ce e пилo.
16. Ha paбoтa дa cи пoчинeм. Ke cи гo oтpaбoтим в къщи.
17. Oт дeкa дa cи въpтим гъзo, oн пaк чe cи e oтзaд.
18. Kaкви бeeмe – кaкви cтaнaaмe.
19. Oти дa ce кocим, кaтo чe ми минe.
20. Oни ми плaщaтaт кoлкo дa нe yмpeм aмa я paбoтим кoлкo дa нe зacпим.
21. Kaквo e зaкoнo?
Зaкoнo e тecнa вpaтa y шиpoкo пoлe. Caмo yлaвитe минyвaт y нeгo.
22. – Kaк cи Haнe?
- Дoбpe cъм. Teбe яд ли тe e?
23. – Byтe oти кoпaш ceднaл?
- Oти oпитax лeгнaл, aмa нe мoe.

hate shops

move into their lands

Neuron activation

Also bro, if you hadn't told me that Wise doesn't work in Albania, I would have probably assumed that it's like a bad method or something and not even bother to look up whether it's available in fyromia or not

And I would have been too lazy to do the bank transfer to ibikey today because the swift transaction looks kinda complicated

Can you give me an example?

You know who to thank, balk

lazy nigga

introducing the majestic fyromian maymun to the already autistic world of nu-finance

This is a mistake, we’ll never hear the end of it.

Why do they hire jeets instead of pensioners and children?

Because we need more refugees bro, more and more and more, it never stops and balkans do not have enough we saw how it works in the west so we need more

/balk/ will become a millionaire stockholder general
also he'll definitely lose money if he plays around with it which will be hilarious

number must go up

think of the poor shareholders you incel freak

my bad, i guess i will accept infinite jeets because somebody HAS to deliver food

the line increased by 3 basis points because of this post

I tried to ask ex-yugo why they don't post here and they ignored me.

just like everybody else in your life

v4, balt and balk are leftover generals for those whose people can't keep up their own general

/laz/ general when

You don't know anything about my life but you are and will stay a pedo.

My dog transaction is still pending
Wasted 20 euro award

Yugoslavians are balkanians so they should post here.

bro banks dont work on weekends
I told you to do it during the week

I know this
I got my hopes up that it would work instantly because the transaction from my bank to Wise worked instantly (was a debit card transaction doe)

The neurodivergent among them choose /balk/

might have worked if you did the wise setup for IBKR before, maybe it needs to verify the connection for the first time

your autism speaks right now bro

debt for growth is bad says the debt laden shithole of europe taking debt for pensions instead

actually if you fudge the numbers and remove the IT sector and adjust the exchange rate 20 years back and use PPP the EU and the US are basically the same o algo

It says within hours
Maybe the copper pipes in the ground need more time for the flow of euros to make it to Connecticut

next time i will report these kinds of threads as violating us law. why aren't they doint their job?

I think me bulgaria and germany are the most nornal people here but therr are crazy people here like albania and romania.
It's only logical.

youtube.com/watch?v=uj2ocERPgzs
Music for you, king

germany

Diagnosed autism moment

Ay bro, why don't you post in /fr/?

I mean your debit card transaction hasn't even settled yet, so those funds aren't really on Wise already

it is, but so is them having their own general with people who even share more similarities with each other. balk would be too fast like brit or deutsch, if they merged

Good afternoon guys

I mean your debit card transaction hasn't even settled yet

Always wondered how this works
I pay with my card and in the applet thing it says my funds are reserved, but other times it just goes through instantly

He writes normal.
I told you already I think I've become essential to this place.
More interaction is better and north maced8nians and bulgarians have nearly the same culture like serbs.

transactions are usually settled during the week at certain times like 10:00 and 16:00 or something, that's when the system batches everything up and sends it away
if you're using SWIFT this needs to happen 2-3 times with multiple banks until the money arrives which is why it's delayed
for EUR you have SEPA which is near-instant settlement so you don't need to wait
but for your money to go to Wise it still needs to be actually sent out by your bank, which will happen on Monday at a certain hour, for now Wise only has a confirmation that your card has 20€ available and it has been locked up for the transfer

essential

You've been here for 3 weeks bro

just like a certain other newfag, he thinks that after 2 weeks of shitting up the thread he's settled down and ready to tell us how the thread works

Yes and?
Look he is lying again.

They do be like that, meanwhile shitgal still doesnt belong here after 3 years

Look at this bro, Wise expects me to pay through SEPA if I want to use a bank transfer, despite fyromia still not having working SEPA transactions
Also, a debit card transaction is cheaper than a swift transaction

Kinda weird

I'll give you two more weeks before you fuck off and never return

debit cards are cheaper because they use the visa or mastercard networks
swift is literally just passing the transaction through different banks until it reaches the destination

Wise expects me to pay through SEPA if I want to use a bank transfer

so it wont work? dunno, maybe they only accept SEPA EUR

I've been attacked here since I came and had to defend myself now some people here are passive aggressively talking about me without (You)ing me and now some are even lying.

paranoid schizophrenia moment
go stab your parents

Interesting thing about Wise when paying from a mkd bank account with debit:
For a 500 euro transaction, paying from my debit card is 4.35 euro for the transaction fee and 22.1 euro for currency interchange or whatever it's called
I wonder if I can get a debit card for my euro bank account as local currency interchange rates are way lower, like 4 euro

They replied with this picture.
He's so mentally ill that he doesn't realize his own behavior. I might stab you.

Uhmm, do you realise how much your posts read like a mix of stabshko and iki?

stabkophrenics cannot realize their stabkophrenia
it's one of the diagnosis criteria

Where do euroshits think the 38543 eurotrillion money for ReArm europe will come from? Member states will either borrow to meet the % defence spending requirement and/or tap into the commission program (still funded by bonds).
What grinds my gears is that the EU has lived off of perma-QE magical ecb money since 2014 that barely reflects productivity output and they keep getting away with this artifice.
ECB only stopped bond reinvestments in like early 2025 and they're already halfway into another QE while the US hasn't even begun.
It'll never be 'over' for euros but they keep kicking the can down the road and it only gets worse by a smidgen every time, but it very slowly unravels until even germshits will dread a trip to Kaufland.

Honestly, shitgal used this thread as his personal toilet for so long that the swiss almost seems bearable, guess i'll just have to accept that he is posting here

Bro, it seems like the wise thing ended up being functionally useless
We waiting on the 5th of October for SEPA now

Nope , first of all you dont have a psychatric degree

It says many people are unaware of their diagnosis meaning they havent talked with a psychiatrist

why bro, wont it go through on monday?

small price to pay for uhhh free healthcare and pensions o algo
at least we're not america!
EU is the best, no we haven't progressed in any metric besides taking money from productive people and giving it to women and refugees, but EU will always be the best it's a law of the world and it will never ever ever change frfr
even when the 85% tax rates will come into effect it will still be worth it because you're in europe

why bro, wont it go through on monday?

Because the same problems with transferring to Ibikey exist when transferring to Wise
Debit card transactions exist with Wise, but their costs are basically the same as a swift transaction

Debit card transactions exist with Wise, but their costs are basically the same as a swift transaction

so you can't fill up your wise account with debit card transactions and then move it to IBKR with the thingy?

the costs are the same

should not be, unless you're talking about the currency conversion

I write like I do not like these people.
Do you realize you are a mentally ill lying mean poser homosexual pedo?

Gyys the new pope has a degree in mathematics

get outta here boon, you dont even have an entry in the /psycho shitposters/ page of the leaked Anon Babble files like stab does. you're an amateur.

king whats up? how are you?

sup swiss mccheese breh?

so you can't fill up your wise account with debit card transactions and then move it to IBKR with the thingy?

You can

should not be, unless you're talking about the currency conversion

The currency conversion makes it cost the same as a swift transaction basically (like a little bit cheaper maybe)

All posters here are bastards i came only to defend myself from their false posting about my life

I spend more time on instagram

I once again get attacked by the albanian and romanian and have to defend myself.

yeah but on instagram no one replies or talks to you because they dont appreciate you like we do king, thats why you and boon always come back. you need your audience to perform your art

just tell them to fuck off
here

hey, fuck off

Fees for a 500 euro transfer to wise via debit card mkd bank account is 26.45 euro
Conversion fees for 500 euro is 4 euro in fyromia, meaning that the swift fees need to be higher than 22.45 euros for wise debit method to be the better option

Nah

On instagram i habe 13k views of my profile

You are not being honest Kelly, you think you found a new lolcow don't you?

then just have it charged in EUR? how does your bank handle EUR charged when you have an EUR account

2/2

While here its the same 10 posters only who insult me and spread false stories of me and act in such a way that they are experts at everything yet they are all poor as fuck

Is it true you have 2 trillion dollars in assets in China and Saudi Arabia?

king I dont wanna sound like a dick, but there's millions of bots scanning/scraping the pages, takes one nanosecond to scan your profile and decide if to follow it/comment on it etc. 13k views should translate to at least 130 new followers/likes in the least appealing page , rule of 1%.
You have 0.
But hey, dont let that deter you, go get 'em.

honesty is like my middle name, look at this pic. I probably have the same kind of genes with him. I could never lie to my kin.

And the dingding dong poster wasnt a bot?

There are 60% of pisters here been a bot

No i have 1billion in china which i am trying to get

My debit card is mkd only
The eur account is for bank transactions

I do know that eur credit cards exist doe

king focus, I can't decode your post

Dude there are also bots on 4channel

There are bots and political bots and i ant political so best solution is not to spend time here a lot

If i go on Anon Babble it will be /ita/ to practice my itallian and thats all

chatgpt requires strong play integrity and now mom is complaining she can't open the app on her crappy phone I had to install a custom rom on

lmao

finally harrassed ai into it saying it would shoot a person

xer AI isn't giving tax evasion advice and tips on how to build pipe bombs

had a coomer dream a while back about brown pussy. are my ancestors trying to tell me something?

they're telling you to move to france

it gives me advices on hunting down albovlach

they were france simps for a while but no way i'm going there, don't want to get stabbed by a bunch of third worlders

I'll fly to your meme city and send a pic from the bridge so you can come meet

yeah it's sad
france would be cool if it wasn't full of africans and arabs

What do you niggers use "first floor" or "ground floor"

dunno, I dont talk about floors

parter

Where do euroshits think the 38543 eurotrillion money for ReArm europe will come from?

There's this concept called "democracy" and "european values" chud, do not question it, just accept it and fight russia for it and prosperity will come to all of us.

Пapтep

Prosperity has been coming for us all since when? 1980? 2000?

Is she arriving yet, bro?

4 more cancelled elections and 3 more drafts, it will come once democracy is entirelly protected