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Dobro utro balkmuni, turkmuni, selomuni, ciganomuni, siptaromuni i MAKEDONCI (BELI LUGE)

дyбpютpy
кaк e хaЛвaтa?

Man, black dudes are the luckiest

I bet my parents will cook something today that I don't like.

Biva no i po-dobre sme bili moi. Ti kvo?

бивa, бивa
нe cъм cпaл oт 20 чaca вeчe, нямa дa cпъ oщe 12

Zoshto taka be moi?

нe знaм, нe ми ce cпи
циpкaдният ми pитъм e пpeeбaн

Poooooooooorfag

My Apple Pencil is worth more than your phone.

Overweight people are publicly weighed and ordered to slim down under new rules in Turkey - with inspectors patrolling public spaces

Published: 01:15 BST, 22 May 2025 | Updated: 01:33 BST, 22 May 2025

Turkey has rolled out a nationwide scheme to stop and weigh people in public, with inspectors then telling them to slim down if they are found to be overweight.

Health workers have been deployed across each of the country's 81 regions with weighing scales and tape measures as the drive to assess 10 million people by July 10 is underway.

Passersby are stopped by medical examiners for spot body mass index (BMI) checks while walking through town squares, shopping centres and parks, and even as they prepare to board buses or head to football matches, according to reports.

Speaking at a nursing conference last week, Turkey's Minister of Health Kemal Memişoğlu declared that '50 percent of our society is overweight.'

My Apple Pencil is worth more than your phone.

Even maymuns can afford an iPhone, while you don't.

Neshto si prekalil s monsterite sigurno

I think I could become a tennis coach /groundskeeper for the summer if I lose my bar / serving job and I would like this more.

are you one of these so called high functioning autists?

I don't understand I'm a normal autist but higly intelligent.

Got my international brokies account approved bros

You're poor and weak, bro
God gave you an iPhone so it would lessen your pain

I'm wealthier than you, but I'm not sure, if I could beat you in a fight.

What are your stats?

I can not compete.

I wonder why God holds me back. I could achieve so much, if I had good health.

What is your problem?

Everything bro. I can't specify, because the lowlife people in this general will use it against me.

now go make a swift transfer that will go through by Friday at this rate

Mental or physical?

probably both

I can't help.

instagram.com/reel/DIeRYxtN2ik/

tfw pel endzels have been getting spermed by baboons for millennias

/balk/ would be a better place if it was run by supradanubians

so much this

Want to buy slips because they seem comfier than boxers but I have no bulge to make it work

slips

comfier than boxers

bro, no

I was quite surprised how quickly the brokies approved my account
Said 3 days on their website, ended up happening in like 16 hours or something

Why? It's actually pretty nice to feel your willy hanging free. Tight underwears are gay and your balls get boiled

shit, meant for

Btw, I didn't even use the birth certificate

ΣΕΞ with this turkish devil

Just seems like the right amount of tightness for form and comfiness

bulgaria afd chud in other thread harrasseing people with politics

go register the bank and payment method and do the transfer with your ebanking

Which thingy do you use? The second one?

yes

Why did you not pick the first and third method?

plaid open banking not available in your shithole country
wise not available in your shithole country
the Amazon prime one day shipping conundrum

Ummmmmm bro????

4th option

SEPA bros?

ehhhhhh, really? nice, then use wise then that should be much cheaper
truly makkkedonia is a first world country

Ahh, maymuns, such noble and majestic animals.

Time to move to Shkupi bro
There's a reason why half of Kosovo has done this

Uga bugar

nah still no one day shipping in uskkkub, just go make a wise account now bro

It's extremely hard to live up to your ideals, when the rest of the world is degenerate.

I already did, actually
Took like 5 minutes instead of the 5 hours needed for ibikey

You support degeneracy by buying iphones

Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
I site devojki velat, jas sum prilično leta za bel bugarin
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

Znaete, nekako e teško samo da se složuvate denes
Našiot predmet ne e kul, no sepak go lažira
Možebi nema poim i možebi nema stil
No, sè što mu nedostiga, dobro, go nadopolnuva so negiranje

Zatoa ne debatiraj, igrač direktno
Znaeš deka toj navistina ne go sfaḱa i onaka
Mora da se igra na terenot i da bide realen
Za tebe nema šansi, za tebe nema šansi
Znači, ako ne ocenuvate, samo prekompenzirajte
Barem deka ḱe znaete deka sekogaš možete da odite na ezeroto Riki
Na svetot mu trebaat neobični luǵe, ah
Ej, ej, napravi ja taa sosema nova rabota!

Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
Daj mi, dušo!
Uh ah, uh ah!
I site devojki velat, jas sum prilično leta za bel bugarin

Bro

It's a difficult topic, because all of us are indirectly supporting evil. You could buy a Chinese phone, but then you support atheists and their immoral government.

then connect it with your ibkr account
I think the proper steps are that you put money in wise and then click on ibkr to have it withdrawn to the broker

it will probably go through in monday

bro is gambling with 40% of former FYROMias GDP

then connect it with your ibkr account

I think the proper steps are that you put money in wise and then click on ibkr to have it withdrawn to the broker

I was so fast that I transferred the money before you can make this post

Cuckstianity made us weak and subservient

who thought it was a good idea to place the Bulgarian capital in the land of the most savage, ignorant, unwashed and stupid tribes of Bulgarians to ever exist? shopistanis need to lower their head when they speak to a non-shop Bulgarian

most savage, ignorant, unwashed and stupid tribes of Bulgarians to ever exist?

Those peepo names? Macedonians.

How do these sites collect debt?

Macedonian Bulgarians are rocket scientists compared to Shops.

Insane how much easier the Wise account creation was btw
You just take a picture of your ID/passport and then a selfie, which they use some facial recognition on, and you're done in 3 minutes

Cause back then it was next to brotherly serbia and far away from turkiye

Based and dare I say redpilled post

these neobank thingies have much looser AML implementations
you could literally fake the ID and the selfie with AI in 5 minutes

Chad mango won yet another F3 race. Will we see a bugawuga in F1 soon?

The selfie is through their applet thing doe, you can't just upload a photoshopped image from your PC
You can surely manage to do it with some VM or something

Eдин шoп влязъл в pecтopaнт и ce пpoвикнaл към cepвитьopa:
- Caкaм дa pyчaм!
Oнзи мy дaл мeнютo:
- Зaпoвядaйтe, гocпoдинe!
Шoпът ce oблeщил:
- A, бe, тизe ми дaй пъpвo дa pyчaм! Пък - пocлe чe чeтeм!

1. Haй-мpaзим дa миcлим.
2. Koгa ми ce пpиpaбoти ceдaм и чeкaм дa минe.
3. Koгa cъм глaдeн нe ми ce paбoти. Koгa ce нapyчaм ми ce пpecпи.
4. Питaт мe кaквo мoжeш дa paбoтиш?
- Moa дa кoпaм.
- Дpyгo?
- E, пa мoa и дa нe кoпaм.
5. Я чe cи зaпaлим къщaтa, тa дa изгopи нa Byтe плeвнятa.
6. Я нe caкaм нa мeн дa e дoбpe. Я caкaм нa Byтe дa мy e злe.
7. Hикoгa нe мoгaт ми плaтят тoлкoвa мaлкo, кoлкo я cъм изpaбoтил.
8. Hикoгa нeмa дa мe ocъдят тoлкoвa, кoлкo я cъм кpaл.
9. И пo дeceт лeвa дa нaпpaвят бeнзинa, я пaк чe cи кapaм кoлaтa: и бeз пapи дa e – пaк чe гo кpaднeм.
10. И caм дa cъм y тpaмвaйo, пaк чe ce бyтaм.
11. И caм дa cъм нa oпaшкo, пaк чe ce пpepeдим.
12. Haй-oбичaм дa cъм змия – eм cи лeжим, eм cи oдим.
13. И caм дa cъм нa ocтpoвa, я пaк чe ce зaгpaдим.
14. Я нe пoмним кpъчмapo дa имa дa ми дaвa нeщo.
15. Я нe пoмним дa имaлo дeн дa ми ce e paбoтилo и дa нe ми ce e пилo.
16. Ha paбoтa дa cи пoчинeм. Ke cи гo oтpaбoтим в къщи.
17. Oт дeкa дa cи въpтим гъзo, oн пaк чe cи e oтзaд.
18. Kaкви бeeмe – кaкви cтaнaaмe.
19. Oти дa ce кocим, кaтo чe ми минe.
20. Oни ми плaщaтaт кoлкo дa нe yмpeм aмa я paбoтим кoлкo дa нe зacпим.
21. Kaквo e зaкoнo?
Зaкoнo e тecнa вpaтa y шиpoкo пoлe. Caмo yлaвитe минyвaт y нeгo.
22. – Kaк cи Haнe?
- Дoбpe cъм. Teбe яд ли тe e?
23. – Byтe oти кoпaш ceднaл?
- Oти oпитax лeгнaл, aмa нe мoe.

hate shops

move into their lands

Neuron activation

Also bro, if you hadn't told me that Wise doesn't work in Albania, I would have probably assumed that it's like a bad method or something and not even bother to look up whether it's available in fyromia or not

And I would have been too lazy to do the bank transfer to ibikey today because the swift transaction looks kinda complicated

Can you give me an example?

You know who to thank, balk

lazy nigga

introducing the majestic fyromian maymun to the already autistic world of nu-finance

This is a mistake, we’ll never hear the end of it.

Why do they hire jeets instead of pensioners and children?

Because we need more refugees bro, more and more and more, it never stops and balkans do not have enough we saw how it works in the west so we need more