How would you make Canada great again?

How would you make Canada great again?

I propose:

improve healthcare by modernizing hospitals and reducing wait times

build more homes and streamline zoning and permitting

support Canadian talent with grants and tax breaks

create a fairer equalization system to reduce Alberta/Quebec-Ottawa tensions

balance oil and green energy using the oil revenue to fund solar, wind, hydro, and nuclear

modernize military and cybersecurity to strengthen Arctic and naval forces

make college more affordable and expand vocational training in skilled trades

You dropped your leaf

go to war with the us

1. double down on what makes Canada great/unique
2. copy what America/Anglosphere is bad at and improve it
oh wow that's nice
kek

Remove jeet
Encourage Quebec to separate and this time make sure they do it (by force if necessary)
Remove Ontario it's too far gone to fix now
Use the resources available properly. Massively build out oils pipelines coast to coast
Rescind feather land rights, ramp up mining and forestry in all former reservations
Do an audit on jeet removal and do a second pass to root out the ones that were missed the first time

Are you 20?

Are you 20?

No. What does that have to do with it?

let alberta and saskatchewan join the US, give quebec independence, give back newfoundland to the UK, give independence to the northern territories

we did all of that over the last 10 years and it made everything much worse

I forgot, also let BC join cascadia

idealistic and unrealisic

Your list is naive. Those are the hand wavey politicies that change nothing and allow the rot to continue to spread. Canada became the globalist hell hole it is now in part because of too soft promises like this.

Make Canada Britain Again.

do nothing Maman will be their next pm she is from quebecois stock so no more street shitters and she will tell dj trump and jd vance to fuck off to israel and endia respectively

removing ontario and quebec

good way to make canada a literal third world country lmao, you would be poor as fuck

That'd actually be crazy if Charles III revoked Dominion privileges and declared Canada to be British North America again

not only crazy, but also necessary

join the usa

national priority should be to increase the birth rate. to that end, we need to prioritize the well being of YOUNG PEOPLE. taking care of boomers is just a bandaid problem. in order to effectively take care old people, we need a productive youth population to support old people.

1. massively invest in universities in ONLY STEM AND MEDICINE.
2. need to increase the power of the federal government. the federal government cant do a lot of stuff because of provincial issues.
3. massively reduce immigration- the only reason for immigration is because we dont have enough babies on our own. we need the national incentive to make our own babies.
4. nationalize telecom, electricity and oil and gas. fuck albertards. im sick of albertards selling our oil resources to amerisharts. why on earth does norway have a trillion dollar oil fund but we have 0? albertard incompetence.
5. remove the TN visa. we need to keep the talent we have in canada, WITHIN CANADA. do not allow canadians to easily move to the US.
6. increase productivity. too many of our sectors are unproductive.

Newfoundland should leave first

unironically yes, one of the problems of canada is that it's full of people who don't give a shit about the country and don't have a real connection to it

this is basically the right answer.
STEM is a bit overestimated. a lot of math phds literally just go "imagine a donut in the 83rd dimension" and produce nothing of value. they're more like humanities majors than you'd think.
we also have no/shit teachers which makes people worry even more about having kids here. education degrees and reform should be a priority.

foreign policy:
we need to be manifestly neutral in ALL AFFAIRS, except when something directly affects us.

we should not antagonize any country unless it is in our interest to do so. the biggest issue with trudeau’s foreign policy was he was too idealistic and we suffered because of it. We should have never arrested Meng. Drumpf screwed us over big time. We were so close to a trade deal with China. Then trump asks us to arrest Meng at YVR. We, do our job, and follow the rule of law and comply with a legal arrest warrant only to be backstabbed by Americans. TRUMP DID A DEAL WITH CHINA ON THE SIDE, MENG WAS LET GO, AND WE SUFFERED FOR NO REASON.

fuck that. never again. we need to be far smarter than this.

exactly. what is the point in investing i education for 12 years + university if these people are going to leave to the United States? we need to keep our investment in canada, and make sure they stay here. ban the TN visa.

Make shrooms legal.
They are easy to purchase online but making them legal would make thins easier.

That's a coin?

Yes, a coin from Newfoundland, which was a direct British colony all the way till 1949 somehow!

Nice.

Nuke Toronto
Nuke Vancouver
Russia pls

You know, the other option was entire parts of Canada being empty and the Canadian economy and population shrinking year by year. Japan but in Canada. Would you rather have that?

Yes.

again

Well, there is a third option, you know. Latin America. It still baffles me that you had to literally go to Africa and India and get people from there when Latin America is way more close to Canada, and it also has people that would assimilate far more quickly due to very similar languages, religion and culture.

It would've helped in some ways but there's nothing wrong with Chinese university students and Indian doctors. We actually benefit from them. We don't benefit from a million new Tim Horton's employees.

there was a time when we took in genuinely talented and hard-working people believe it or not, the new trudeau-era wave of immigration is the issue

Again.

2. need to increase the power of the federal government.

LOL
THOSE ARE THE FUCKING FAGGOTS WHO ARE FUCKING IT ALL UP
you are certainly vaxxed

We seem to do well immediately after egregious violations of the Geneva Accords. We should probably just commit warcrimes on the regular.

that costs a lot of money anon
how the fuck are you going to fund that

that had a lot more to do with the US economy dominating post war and carrying us with it plus USD still on the gold standard which we were pegged to

You actually have to do the thing to see the effect.

you don't have to kick out anyone, just start having realistic immigration targets. Unfortunately even with a reduction it's probably going to take a full decade if not more for the country to fully adjust to what happened

we just need to pack them up into a Kowloon Walled City situation at the Hearn.

You know, the other option was entire parts of Canada being empty and the Canadian economy and population shrinking year by year. Japan but in Canada. Would you rather have that?

So instead of encouraging native birth rates to improve, you just import the third world until it's a giant shithole? Great plan.

Thank you. It's well underway.

How is that worse than the country being filled with smelly, annoying brown people that don't assimilate?

More diversity.

More construction of cheap apartments.

More community centers.

More pagan temples.

Free universities.

UBI. But with farmers and doctors and etc paid extra.

Investment into CRISPR, chempunk, and cloned meat.

More girl power.

Pol Pot II

Stop euthanizing the youth.

you forgot more MAID

Recognition of importance of jobs that don’t involve money, such as caring for the vibes.

What?

huh?

When?