please cum to Portugal
Please cum to Portugal
when women say they've unlocked a new country it means they fucked a guy from there btw
I resumed foreskin restoration recently, getting good results.
Still, dumb question: On a date, would a Portuguese girl care? At all? Should I just say it's a loose cut, or lie and suggest I was uncut (it's getting that good).
No, it does not mean that, stop consuming porn.
Yeah me.
(in my mind)
I resumed foreskin restoration recently, getting good results.
Quintessential American post.
I don't think they'd care anon, most of us here aren't cut, unless it's a mess down there.
Normalfags don't know that amerimutts are mutilated, It's esoteric terminally online lore
Everyone knows anon, what are you talking about.
trvke
who starts a convo like this
good, even more Asian girls need to unlock Portugal then
I fucking hate women
Good afternoon fellow moderate.
that's so sigma :0
Based
I can't even describe how much do i want to punch that vulgar noodlewhores face.
i suffer in Portugal
Wish I could release my seed on her womb if you catch my drift.
her bf broke with her recently and she went crazy over it.
oh well now I will date her and she'll be happy with the BWC
lmao
I do suffer without a Chinese girlfriend
She's unironically cute and funny.
odio que todos os emigrantes do meu país que vão para portugal parecem caralhos, mas mesmo assim vou ficar um dos emigrantes
Wtf are you trying to say?
Os que vão do meu país para Portugal são geralmente caralhos.
Não gosto deles. Mas vou emigrar para Portugal e tentar ser diferente deles.
Não sei como é que eu podia ter dito aquilo diferentemente, desculpa lá
Where are you from?
She’s getting blacked by Portuguese bvlls as we speak
Estamos cheios, John Silva. Não vai dar.
leitava a bundinha dela nessa praia ai, se me deixasse.
dos EUA. a chinesa lembrava-me dos outros emigrantes.
POORtugeses are blackoids?!?
He doesnt know
women really be smiling at men and then opening their legs for them and think
yeah i totally seduced him
Yes.
Tens de rever essa gramática.
Eu consigo ler o que escreves, mas com alguma dificuldade.
Anyway, I can't complain about Americans here, they're usually chill, at least from my experience.
Are you going to emigrate to Portugal? To what region?
Portvgal is a qvintessentially BLVCK NVTION
But you have the UK
that crazy nigga is literally the best soldier this country ever had
I press F to pay respects
TL:DR?
Obrigado, sim tenho de melhorar.
É bom ouvir isso dos americanos.
Vou para Lisboa, só porque conheço por lá mais pessoas, e quero conseguir emprego.
Mas prefiro o norte e o Alentejo. Se eu puder arranjar trabalho remoto, vivo no Alentejo.
He's a psychopath that killed countless innocent BIPoCs in the colonial wars
Marcelino da Mata
one of the OG Comandos, high speed low drag operator killed hundreds of turras in the Colonial War
commies hate him for being a true warrior of the Fatherland
You better go for a remote job, salaries here are way lower than what you'll get in the US.
Lisboa is kind of a mess right now, way too many people, housing is extremely expensive thanks to that. But you'll find anything you need there.
Alentejo is comfy, but can be extremely hot in the summer. Best place to eat in Portugal in my opinion, cool beaches, but it can be hard to find somethings there, like foreign restaurants, it's mostly inhabited by older people after all.
Yeah me.
(in my mind)
that's rape you cant do that
he's a nigger. poortugays idolize niggers
that's rape you cant do that
Try and stop me then
Where is she from?
Idk, but she lives rent free in my heart.
My grandpa personally knew that based black nigga. He said he was 50% very gentle and sympathetic with everyone and 50% absolutely crazy shizo against all the other niggas.
Grandpa almost died twice while in the jungle by the way.
USA
Rolão Preto
literally translates to BBC in English
my ancestors :)
Everyone knows he's a self hating black man.
literally translates to
no it fucking doesn't, it's literally just a type of flour
not the man's fault you huezilians have like 50 words for BBC all of them named after common objects
But Portugal doesnt like mexicans though
kekkkkkk and checked
yes...i think it will be a bit challenging but i am not at all worried. I already accepted that if I want to find a girlfriend i will have to live in a city. for the job, I think that will work out too. It might take some time but it will be fine.
eu bem sei que os salários são muitos mais baixos...mas não sei se estou preparado para a realidade hahaha.
I wish you luck anon.
But be prepared to pay around 1k rent for a small place, less outside Lisbon, like 750/800 €
You lisboetas are completely out of your mind kek
I pay less than 500€ for a 100 sqm two bedroom apartment.
WRONG
My nigga the rents in my town, I'm a centerfag near Leiria, are like 720€ minimum for a T1.
Portugal coloniza Macau
Não produzem Hapas
Bando de viado pau no cu.
We need to bring more immigrants to build houses, ou qualquer cena do tipo
We probably did, but they've been fucked back to chinks at this point.
We need to build more houses yes, but we also need to halt migration.
720€ for a T1
Holy shit I’m so sorry for you.
Portuguese people in portugal don't build.
sex with a Portuguese man = blacked
I actually own a house.
But yeah, the absolute state.
How is Leiria? I've read about it but never visited, i wanted to go some day
I sometimes wish I had some state secrets to divulge.
Nothing ever happens: the town
just pretend you work for like NATO on linkedin...at least that's all you have to do in the US is pretend you work on some sort of defense tech on linkedin and bam, some chinese thot will hit you up
Good on you then. I’m also working towards that.
not true in the slightest
I consider Mexicans to be much cooler than Spaniards to be honest
Yeah it's kinda of a boring place If I'm being honest.
>Não produzem Hapas
macaco mentiroso a fingir que a etnia macaense não existe...
etnia macaense
One "c" away from brazilian
Macaense
De Macaé - RJ?
I want to unlock her
If you know what I mean