/cum/ - canada usa mexico
/cum/ - canada usa mexico
Which bad dragon dildos are we getting boys?
ewwww goshpedo just replied to me in the old
salmon is goated
boy don't start with me.
I wanted to buy a silicone pussy at the dealer's den but they were all out.
That's scary
goshy's in /brit/ right now spamming Gaza twitter shit on his vpn fyi
i left you in tears yesterday without even trying and you kept seething for hours. wanna go again?
Shrimp and Grits
mommy made this all the time
Remember when goshpedo left for many months and it was really nice?
Don’t care the slightest bit
business idea: sepuku
new hampshire
boiled dinner
reminder that jason fucked his mom L O L
i'm not a tranny, i just like cute girly things. i don't understand why it's so wrong to enjoy things that are made with the specific purpose of being enjoyed by others.
I wish he was beheaded
vegas all you can eat buffet
lmao
i'm not saying that isn't appropriate, but is that even a dish? that's just a method of eating, not a style or preparation of food. there's not some injun dish they make out in pahrump or something? haahahaha
I'm not gay, I just love men.
watchin destiny
Vegetarians btfo.
I ate so much at the buffet in vegas I fell asleep for like 2 hours
i'm not a tranny (yet), i just like cute girly things.
ftfy sis
last time I played was the witch queen but it was pretty fun. how is it now?
Would you?
I'm reading this. I don't remember if it's isekai or not, it might be a native isekai.
thinking about that one time anonymous tricked a bunch of furries into gassing themselves at a convention.
good times!
I'd be friends with him, but I wouldn't do anything sexual.
anime
Grow up.
Went to a local arts and crafts market with the bf, was fun
I can't wait for this year's con. I'm going to dance so hard at the rave.
man dies after eating gas station tuna sandwich
Why don't you do actual fun things? isn't that the point of being faggots, so you don't have to do boring girly things like you would with your girlfriend?
a native isekai
you mean a fantasy?
i wouldn't be able to take it seriously. i'd be thinking about gachi quotes and laughing the whole time. he'd be doing his chippendales routine and i'd be giggling thinking about "like embarrassing me, huh?"
This is what happened to his anus *spooky whimsical music*
uh oh bad news for future jason:
It was fun though there was a guy doing a lute concert and selling his cds (I didn't buy one though, I did buy a nice mug though)
i pro freeloader, but good. there should be more NEETs, and they should all be living healthier.
"Fantasy" is a stupid term. Spiderman is a fantasy series.
that sounds gay as hell, what's the point of being a fag if you're just gonna do gay shit like listen to a lute
What am I supposed to be doing instead?
Something fun, obviously. The only reason I go to a fucking farmers market and listen to some faggot hippy play the lute is to make my gf happy. Nobody sane would go to that if they weren't a woman, so why are you pretending to be a woman you're both fags go do something better
there should be more NEETs
but what about the economy
like forensic files.
Evidence shows the man entered the gas station, and bought several vital items. But he was hungry! He panicked, and bought the sandwich made with the tuna found at the scene. It is unknown when, but at some point, his system failed to digest the jank fish. By the time he had driven anywhere near a toilet, it was already too late. EMTs estimate that even if he had eaten the sandwich in an emergency room, he still would have died from the sheer force of the rectal explosion.
*FF bass riff*
How are you guys doing
no
it'd be doing a lot better in beautiful evropa
but in general, i'm great. i hope you are doing great as well my stinky smelly froggy brother.
I know most of you niggas be havin prey eyes
pretty great! you? rip terry
it'd be doing a lot better in beautiful evropa
you'd be exactly the same thoughever
Not so good but I will turn it all around tomorrow
the vibes have been bad lately
play street fighter and watch fist of the north star
A guy at work rode one of these amazon basics bikes in a few days ago and it hasn't moved since. Idk why you'd bother with a $2k chinesium shitbike when the klx300 is only a little more and won't leave you sliding down the pavement when the gearbox grenades itself doing 60mph down the highway
oh wicked land of sodomites
go watch lilo & stitch (the original movie not the remake). then you'll be happier. thank me later.
that is a horrifying thought so i will choose to ignore it.
what about this wisconsin of ours
shit that sounds awesome. you know i've never seen fist or the north star? or read it, or anything. i only know it through the pictures posted on here. which sf we playing? i'm terrible and all of them, i just wanna know who i'll be sucking with.
I want a CR500 because I'm not a pussy.
(that's assuming you're actually White. it'd be worse for you if you're not White).
Always wanted to watch that as a kid. My family was religious.
go goon to anime tits and ass. thank me later.
i have a coworker from wisconsin. i hate him, so i hate the state of wisconsin by proxy.
but why
just don't like him. simple as.
I wish them well
it's impossible to take seriously someone who says "nigga"
b-but the packers!
Havent touched shadow of chernobyl all day because I know the last mission is so frustrating that its going to make me rage
its chornobyl now chud. unless you didnt get the enhanced for free like me
Good luck finding one that's actually for sale. Most of them are also pretty much clapped put, though two stroke rebuilds are piss easy
I've had this argument on /cum/ before but it's impossible. White, outcasted nerds from suburb flyovers are saying nigga now. It's just part of the vernacular. Jews have shilled the lowest rung of society to the highest for too long
It's always some 105 IQ, $120K salary, into surface level media midwit faggot who whines about everything online.
take it very slow. do it in tiny chunks mixed in with funner games or talking with us.
idk 5 i guess
I have the enhanced edition but i replaced all the ai upscale slop textures with the ones from the original game
What else am I supposed to say? White boy ain't got no flo; How else a snow nigga gon slide?
It's impossible to take the final level slow I will die from radiation poisoning
I like how worked up the russhits grt over that even though they did it with all the cities they took from their neighbors
oh shit, i didn't know that. okay, opposite. just drill through it super fast and get it done with. the relief will be immense.
starting The Princess Diaries. julie andrews' milf era was exquisite.
case in point
Prefer tekken tbqh I play it at the arcade sometimes, bf prefers anime fighters though
I knew a nigga named febreeze
WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO SAY? I'm 100% nigga! How else am I going to overcome my incel stiffness? Legit answer only.
nigga shut yo honkey ass up ain't nobody axed ur 'pinion boy
"dingus".
try it. eyyy what it be dinguses?
crack in my headphones
IT'S FUCKING OVER
*scrolls past the remastered version of a song by the official band youtube channel to listen to one uploaded by some weirdo fifteen years ago on youtube*
niggas in cum be like "just call pipo dinguses xDD"
johnson and johnson
ain't got no flo
I can't believe Lilo gets taken by CPS in the new movie :/
Easier said than done when theres monolith soldiers armed to the teeth waiting around every corner
have you considered just shooting them?
where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?
have that dingus in the cut, where the wood at?
oh, them dinguses actin' up? where the wolves at?
You have to fight thru pripyat before getting to the chernobyl plant so you will have very little ammo by them
Do Americans still call good songs a bop
see? works perfectly.
I'd like a nice beach house
where the wood at?
why'd that nigga need some wood?
WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO SAY?
the answer would be obvious if you just went out and talked to people
(hint: they say things and you can say them too)
retarded placer ass faggot
I'm a recluse. Nigga.
Okay and I'd like to kiss you on the mons pubis
at the beach house?
Evens I eat another slice of cake
Odds I don't
Face reveal:
m00te is such a qt
he's building a cabin
Which beer should I get drunk on tonight?
so that nigga could escape from the wolves?
anyone wanna hop on the /cum/ discord for a goon sesh this weekend
indeed
guys a woman broke my heart and now i wanna blow my brains out. happens in yo cunt?
damn...life is ruff fo a nigga in da hood.
yep. happens in my cvnt too
It's not worth it bro you will find another love
He looks hot
youtube.com
im on 110th street
colt 45
Man last time it happened was around 4yrs ago. Why are women such whores?
Feel extremely horny I'm fondling my cock right now
also feeling horny rn
You will be over her in 2 months trust me
How come the "setting your phone to airplane mode" thing never works for me when I'm banned
fo shizzle mah nizzle.
Wanna meet up?
"Judaism is hereditary criminality, religious synctetism in which faith in demons plays an important role. Those who fight against Judaism, do the lords work and fight a holy war"
- Johann Von Leers
miss Iceland anon
Schizos ruin everything as usual
no. i'd rather simmer for a few more days
dubs check em
it's a good thing i've never owned a firearm, because this would be a real possibility for me. not that i'm some tormented soul or anything, there's just been a lot of times where i felt, "eh, i'm done." and would have shot myself in the head if i had a gun. you know, a nice, emotionally healthy exit. psh
What happened?
iceland anon ain't done nothin but be a good contributor, kind person, and cultural liason that we'd otherwise never get.
can't have shit in /cum/.
the sperg leaf ate him
Kentucky should be burgoo imo
Mmmm, burgoo
He's busy icelanding
i want to be the first to say i'm enjoying the wiggerspeak gimmick
ik but I could see a future with her. like kids family house and all. I almost had it all again
you have a static ip probably set by your wifi
Someone asked how to get banned so Iceland posted a dead link that used to lead to animal abuse that auto bans people. Some schizo autists created a narrative that Iceland is a animal abuser and kept replying to all of his posts and making screenshots and accusing American flags of being him behind VPN etc. because they spammed him, he thought it was a bunch of people and not just 2 or 3 deranged autists
Why would he save a link to animal abuse
in case he wanted to get banned, duh
why do you think that happened?
It was a well known link at a point in time
Don't know that he had it saved. Either way it was blown out of proportion and I hate mentally ill autists that ruin the thread and should be institutionalized
Any burgoo enjoyers here?
Pope leo calls for an end to the Gaza war
He should call the Jews evil
there's a motorcycle biker gang at timmies rn but... for the first time in my life im seeing an indian biker gang.
He just did
I look like this
fucking antisemite nazi. never again means jews can genocide and still play the victims.
Not explicit enough
he didnt have it saved. he just looked it up in the archives
have you considered doing something about your debilitating case of autism?
he should call the jews specifically and unequivocally evil.
What was autistic about what i said
are they riding electric scooters?
odds i take a shit
evens i dont
A 19-year-old is accused of using an excavator to rip the roof off a truck and place a dead hog inside during a heated dispute over livestock.
what's making the news in your area?
iceland and his br bf were pretty annoying
Now shit your pants
no. harley davidson
back from walmart
pendejo
Not as annoying as fk and redditleaf but you don't see me following around their heels like a barking dog
Lady arrested for stealing thousands of dollars worth of baby formula
can't imagine anything less intimidating than a bunch of manlet jeets riding around on harleys
Debates over gender goblins in bathrooms in local schools
yeah they gave me that impression. they had these dollarama ass shades.
talks about raising the local sales tax to fix a broken bridge
Remember when that motorcycle gang was supposed to run out the venezuelan gang members who took over that Colorado apartment but then nothing happened
ever see videos of jeets street fighting? it's like a kindergarten slapfight.
i can't tell if they're just weak and pathetic, or if it's some kind of social display (eg false charges like monkeys do), not an actual fight
how are the tampa bay rays doing
how 'bout them Tigers?
jeets are quite likely the weakest race in the world.
There's no way they aren't jeet or chinese knocks offs like hartly-donaldsons
I didn't look too closely maybe they are knockoffs lol. at least one was wearing a harley davidson branded leather jacket
gonna journal brb
Dang it. I must not fall for black kweens.
hate forums that force you to sign up just to see posts
i like knockoffs. a friend drove me to mexico back when i used to live in florida and i found some unofficial godzilla toys for only a few pesos. they snapped together great, and i didn't mind the more colorful paint. very nice stuff
Roller coasters scare me. Not just riding them but the physical sight of them freaks me out
I found a round trip ticket to Amsterdam for $540 in August, thinking hard
Fentanyl Dealers Apprehended
Lum is from the United States, she is a skinny white girl with blue eyes
They're fine for fucking
I remember changing in middle school gym class for the first time. a black kid shouted "ayo this nigga wearing whitey tighties" and everyone looked at me and laughed
Lum is from an alien planet thoughbeit
The very first time I put my gym shirt over my shirt
these mobile games, i swear. they want you to do nothing but fiddle with them in your spare time. i woke up three hours ago, and only just now finished all the silly things it wanted me to do for the day. granted, i cooked, ate, shat, posted here, and made several cocktails throughout that period. but still
Anime is Japanese animation thoughbeit
Bros I am really feeling down. I want to have a family of my own and I was so close. Why do whores do this
asian girls have been on my mind
thinking of becoming a single foster parent for the memes.
I deleted it, I was impolite, I'm sorry for cussing
Gonna go cuddle and watch marvel sloppa see ya /cum/mers
that's gay
Every emo song has some reference to sweaters
yes like that exactly.
but memes aside i am considering it. i care about being a father more than i care about having a wife.
i don't eat raw onions but if you slap that thing down in a pan and cook it for a bit i'd definitely have that cooked onion alone
that doesnt count. you need to have your own kids
i can kind of understand the idea of a child being your flesh and blood, but i don't really care about the biology of it. at the end of the day i just want to be that figure in someone's life, and hopefully raise them to have a happy and fulfilling life.
Can you american folks recommend me some good traditional christian country? I already know how to play wayfaring stranger and I shall not be moved
ah they need something. butter or salt. otherwise you'll be eating them outta that pan with a chisel!
You could get a surrogate. I think they're hard to get for single men though
hopefully raise them to have a happy and fulfilling life.
that's kinda what I want too. I had a pretty crappy life so I want to give someone a much better life
Shall we gather at the river
I am not entirely opposed to the idea of adopting a kid when I am older. That being said I never want a wife so I doubt they'd ever give me one nor do I think that's a healthy environment for a child
single men are the least likely candidates for most forms of legal guardianship (adoption, foster parenting, surrogacy, etc). i'm pretty confident that i would pass most background checks, the biggest barrier is usually that the current guardian would need to approve the single man over whatever other options are out there (couples of any gender/sexuality, single mothers). this usually means the single man is only left with the least desirable options (such as problem children, and children with serious medical conditions).
for me this would all be a last resort to a traditional marriage/childbirth/etc, but it's not something that can wait forever.
i use a tomato sauce recipe that has it cook with the tomatoes, infuses the thing with the sauce's flavor, butter, etc. it's like taste osmosis and i get to enjoy the sauce-onion as a snack
is anyone else kind of nostalgic for covid? i know that's a demented way to feel, because people were getting sick and getting cabin fever from being cooped up. but for shut-ins like me, it was like the whole world was kind of trying out my orbit. i bet most of them are glad it's over and are happily returned to smalltalk and sunshine. but God, do i miss it.
favorite band releases new album
it's doodoo
Life is suffering
that's terrifying
ah, i'm sorry to hear that guy. i know the feeling. one of my favorite artists has a trio of styles, two i like, one i don't. and it always bums me out when he drops an album in that style i dislike.
Just picked up a pizza
what's on it?
Marcus Aurelius bragged about not raping his slaves
You were ranked 2nd most foreigner friendliest general, how do you feel about your achievement?
Pepperoni and salami
no black olives? are you gay?
Where are the rankings
very nice choices. enjoy!
he literally got cucked and then wrote his stoic bs
I don't like veggies on pizza
I usually go with chicken and jalepeno on pizza
Underrated post
Iceland had jokes. Gonna miss that ball breaker
Is it better to work out on an empty stomach or after eating?
How do you avoid getting an unflattering nickname?? I always get them
after eating protein
empty.
Majora's Mask is the greatest game ever made
It's not even better than ocarina or wind waker
idk I only get called by my last name
BOTW and TOTK are better
I always get them
Like what?!
dodgers mets in twenty minutes on fox, if anyone else wants to watch.
i regret not messing around with the masks more. there's all this fun stuff that happens when you're wearing one unnecessarily that i missed.
11% raise this year
But I didn't fucking do anything special
Now I'm overpaid compared to the other similar jobs in my area
I fear I may be on the chopping block soon
My last name is fine but it doesn't flow that well, nobody does that for me or my brothers.
In high school, it was "sugar cookie" then I worked in a warehouse and everyone called me "Jenna" or "Princess Jenna" and then the last one was papa smurf idk
came here for the food because hungry
looking good aside from
vegas all you can eat buffet
a literal lemonade woah
lame okra
"pizza" pie
wonder why there aren't more american franchises or restaurants that aren't just fast food or bbq abroad, this seems tasty
also poke is garbage here, chinese tier all you can eat slop, likely not even real poke just like the fake chinese cuisine outside of china
it's cool but zelda games never really excel at anything
BOTW and TOTK wanted to be Skyrim too badly. I miss dungeons and shit
eat after, lots of protein
I have never seen an attractive Indian girl. I have seen an attractive girl of every other race, but never an Indian girl. I think the literal poo color skin is a major part of the problem.
It would be weird if there was a disease where a man slowly transformed into a female
You should have a meal with a decent amount of protein and carbs about two hours before a workout; protein for later muscle recovery, and carbs for mid-workout energy. Then, you should also have protein after the workout. Ideally once about 20 minutes after, and again about 2 hours after.
Momberg made tacos I wish I could have cake after but I already reached my sugar limit
Are you a man
I've never had mono because I had no friends when I was a teenager.
post pretty australian abbo, inuit and peruvian girls
Evens Shadow of Chernobyl
Odds GTA 4
O Bumbo
True. I'm talking about major races though not random indigenous ones
There are some attractive Inuit girls. They’re Siberians, so their pretty girls are kind of like East Asians, although more like Mongolians than Japanese or whatever. They do seem to be susceptible to the Texas Latina issue where they hit the wall hard and relatively early ALBEIT
yes. And I'm NOT gay and NOT a troon. In fact I dated the girl who came up with the Sugar Cookie nickname for all of highschool, but all the guys still called me sugar cookie
BENIS
tf is a mono?
the most beautiful woman i've ever spoken to is indian
most indian girls here are overweight and plain though
business idea: david cronenberg's The Fly but he turns into a woman
ran out of blue bell
drinking wine
Huh !? Is she right?
What flavor? My school was sponsored by Blue Bell before the big poisoning drama and we would get free ice cream every Friday
probably a luigi mangina fangirl
Schizojeet…
It would be a better place with more skilled anyones, really
Gooey Butter Cake
whiter than you ahmed
she was a filthy rich stacy and clearly spent gorillions on beauty
Eeewww
Pajeetas can’t be stacies though
troons would love it
No it's actually one of the best flavors I've tried
When it gets so bad in Canada, foreigners wants to leave.
she cute
She's cute she can come to the USA
plenty of american bvlls would give her a marriage citizenship and she would reject them all
Looking for a white software engineer in San Fran or Seattle to pair up with
she considers herself canadian
Not relevant