lily of the valley
/brit/
Bros can cuddle nude together right? There's nothing gay about enjoying the feel of silk sheets on your skin, and sharing that experience with your mate.
mmmm popcorn
yummy food is goated and I'm tired of pretending it's not
been raining all night and all morning here too
plants hoovering it all up no doubt. Shall be positively verdant in the coming days what with the combination of the sun we've had and now this heavy rain.
Hate when non Brits make the new, I always miss it because some jf I have filtered makes it
Age Ain't Nothing but a Number is the debut studio album by American singer Aaliyah. It was released on May 24, 1994, by Blackground Records and Jive Records. After being signed by her uncle Barry Hankerson, Aaliyah was introduced to recording artist and producer R. Kelly. He became her mentor, as well as the lead songwriter and producer of the album. The duo recorded the album at the Chicago Recording Company in Chicago periodically from January 1993 until early 1994.
I never thought about it that way. I think you've convinced me.
eating a shit load of crap
wrong. theyll be washed away in the landslide
Have you tried the Purrito from taco bell? We've kind of run out of affordable food in America with 400,000,000 shit skins
I designed a filter to solve this particular problem. Example below uses Belgium but just swap out the flag code as required for whatever flags you filter:
Anon Babble.org##.postContainer.replyContainer:has(.flag-be):not(:has([href^="/int"]))
Preserves the post that links to the new, hides all posts that don't.
eating a crap load of shit
sooo…
why exactly did three gay male prostitutes attack kier starmers property ?
it could have happened to anyone, rorke.
That uggo from that The Last of Us show finally transitioned did she?
Spoiler: Macron's wife has a cock. Obama is gay. Trump and Clinton fucked kids, and our leaders are pedophiles and poofs, sometimes simultaneously.
new watch what do you think
mate of mine shaved his legs for some reason and now he keeps sending me pics of his thighs asking me if they're "smooth enough"
???
Pure coincidence.
Give me a you.
flashing this in the cronem tower and instantly becoming their CEO
How do you wear it lol
you're an unsung autist filterlad
keep at it x
like a cock ring x
Hmmm what shall I do today
Gf.
not throwing the neighbours ball over the fence to teach them a lesson
raining outside
day for staying in innit
Still alive.
might go and see that new tom cruise film
Right.
just pulled my bf's cock out my arse
coffee for me,
then runtoil i suppose
are you gay or turkish? why would you wear jewelry as a man
20% English
Dizxy.
oy faggot do you want to join optic will quickscope some cunts
Been awake since 3pm and can't sleep, dunno if I should get up or what
Big.
Sacrfice.
erm.... what the spork
enjoy your poo stains
that reminds me
*poos*
Very pleased to see that Sesame Street has introduced a puppet on the autism spectrum as inspiration for
He is done.
hiya spaino how you getting on?
Fuck off retard
erm
Painful.
now thats a cute fanjito. shame it's ruined now
spamming black willies is it? No scat or gore this time around?
Bro is colorblind
get the fuck in here janny
watching the last two avengers films
so far i get it
Found it.
Trim.
Corrr I need a wank now
Then I lost it.
what kind of willy infection can i get if i smear marmalade on my cock and balls and walk around like that all day
wasps
Why is cuck porn the go to for mentally ill spammers? Like come up with your own thing yk
Refute it.b
imagine your life being an endless cycle of getting banned from Anon Babble numerous times everyday and then fuming about it and posting scat and porn and gore and flooding with inane one word posts
it really makes me appreciate my life and relative sanity/stability
it's passive
Spaedo on a normal one
We are good.
candida
No you aren't Adam we all know it's you
thinking out loud while I'm with my gf about what I'm going to do if I don't have a job yet when I finish my course,
without putting any thought into it, say maybe I could move back home to save rent until I find one
wake up today and she's sent me an essay about why I shouldn't do that
I'm starting to see the appeal of MGTOW, lads
Put it in the Irish pussy.
she can't compete with mum
:D
I'll be posting on bant today until its sorted out
Sorry gents
Gay.
What do you think guys
well thats breakfast over. back to bed
I'll be posting on bant today until its sorted out
Ok ok.
beautiful you're going to get yourself a cute little nerd gf
Just wondering.
hopefully a joke
Write.
back from my poo
When people show me their tattoos in real life I always go "yeah that's cool mate, looks sick" then ask where they got it done or whatever.
Obviously I'd never get one myself because they look horrific and I'm not a moron but if someone else has had one done I'm not going to be like "mate that's disgusting, I can't believe you've got that scarred into your skin for life that's going to be so embarrassing knowing people are seeing that on you all the time" (despite thinking that). The overwhelming feeling is one of sympathy, like you'd have for a burn victim or an amputee.
Perhaps it would be better to scorn them, to guide them towards not getting any more tattoos. But I can't do it. I truly feel too bad for them.
Please stop mate
how gaped was your arse hole in cms
He did so.
Give me the empire.
Mate please give it a rest for a bit, can you do that for me?
the jannie really doesn't seem to care about /brit/ anymore just constant porn getting posted and no one dealing with it
SORRY but i can't take wakandan scientists seriously
buds you were chucking spears around (expertly that is) until whitey showed up
what level of cuckoldry is this
XD
dunno just seems like a nice story
For the Jews.
Ummm u-usual suspects… right guys?
no, not the usual suspects in this case.
right thats enough black cock on the screen for me I'll see you lot in the next thread
Jack.
most pedophiles arrested in the UK are white so not really sure what point that lad was trying to make
Bloody muslamic rape gangs raping the kids!… oh wait… never mind
Water.
Please mate I’ve asked you to stop
yep they also did that across the country for many years and still get defended by people like you.
XD
You felll for racist propaganda it’s okay though you did the same with brexit
would hate to have a cock that big they can barely get it in
your bait needs work fella. really shoddy work
leftypol onamadone this morning denying that muslim nonce rape gangs exist
going to have a 3rd coffee
is this a Queen reference
shall be emailing the administrators of this site recommending a cut in the jannies salary after witnessing this display
Idea?
How was he mindbroke this badly?
Like brit put him through Guantanamo bay
love it when they make eye contact
i pretend they are looking at me when
when i wank
omg he's posting...porn?!?!?
well thats my day ruined.
Give me Jack bruh.
gagging for a hit of heroinknkv--u vio vine dinrghi domrghinb
Drama on.
that white guy is a porn star though he's got to shove his face in the arses of many hot girls like julie cash
dont think anyone really cares mate. imagining going to all this effort just to post porn webms lmao. you think anyone is shocked by this? you're a mong
me with my little willy on the right
black man staring at white guys dick
fuck yes
Burn it.
I’m being gangstalked by the CIA
They put a chip in my brain
grrrr he's posting extremely tame porn! im so angry!
Fuel.
Karate chopping niggers heads off
Right Wing Bumhole Waxing Squads
would be terrible if I actually liked all this porn and had a stiffy right now
Need to get a lower tog duvet I think lads. Summer has been toastie.
Shove a dildo up your ass ChatGPT.
(´◡`)
Catapulting niggers into active volcanoes
What?
The new 'plug
this is a 15 year olds idea of what is controversial and shocking.
Dropping niggers into tubs of acid and watching them dissolve
This.
sucking a bacon sandwich on fried bread
it is the weekend after all, why not treat myself x
In Minecraft?
Castrating niggers and making them eat their own bollocks
got an head injury but you can't see it cos its mental health x
Cartoon.
Today's bible reading
fried bread
Lush x
Very English bare with me.
Let's get a CT scan for you lad and reassess your bennies based off that :)
You have got to work...
Dropping niggers off the top of skyscrapers
At any time now.
Forcing niggers to swim in crocodile infested water at gunpoint
They're such super humans they'd probably survive!
yhe binble
Lining up niggers and seeing how many I can take out with a single bullet from a high powered rifle
had gay sex with a black queer once
anyone remember lt cobis? she's old enough to shag now
wonder if she likes it up the vum
right well that's a lot of racism outside of Anon Babble isn't it
Poisoning the KFC chicken supply and killing 70% of the nigger population
Any Aryan hyperracists in?
Setting up machine gun turrets outside of little old African lady’s houses
announcing reports is a ban kiddo
it's never been this repeatedly bad for days in a row
I don't know why so many have gravitated to /brit/ the last few weeks
Creating the worlds longest guillotine so that I can execute hundreds of niggers at the same time
Taking the blackpill
(2000mg charcoal capsules to help relieve IBS discomfort)
toiling on a saturday because theres a big deadline coming up
what a fuckign disgrace
my spiritual hand on your shoulder
Cutting niggers stomachs and pulling out their intestines and taking them eat them
Sir Jewish Bolshevism
nice thread you got here britishmen
Anally raping nigger women with sharp knives
alri that's too much
Killing niggers new born babies in front of them
Putting a niggers head under a hydraulic press and filming a slow motion video of it exploding and uploading it on youtube
Throwing newborn niggers into piranha tanks
Cutting newborn niggers heads off and using them as footballs
current toil pays less than minimum wage because it's a traineeship and i'll get a certificate at the end
bit annoying but it still pays better than the dole
Scene?
janny on his tea break
whats your trade
Cooking a newborn nigger alive and making his parents eat it
For the past week, maybe this is a statement and he's having a shit fit by not deleting the posts. In which case I hope he dies.
Pushing pregnant nigger women down the stairs
A "really muscly" kangaroo "tried to drown" a man in Australia, after the two got into a punch-up.
Don James is said to have found himself fighting for his life as the marsupial held him down in floodwaters which had pooled on the side of the road near Port Macquarie - only escaping after the animal appeared to become spooked.
Kristy Lees, who watched the battle unfold in her rear-view mirror, told the BBC: "It's not everyday a big, male kangaroo decides to take you on... Even in Australia, you do not expect to see it."
Two men - one was later identified as Don James by Australian news network ABC, external - warned them that there was a "really big" kangaroo just around the next parked car.
And sure enough, there was the kangaroo - "as big as the car" it was standing next to.
The next thing Ms Lees knew, the kangaroo had launched towards her car, which she had slowed to a crawl so as not to startle the animal, and started to attack it.
But as he moved round to her side of the car, the kangaroo appeared to spot another target: Mr James, who was still walking away up the road.
The kangaroo gave chase.
"They literally got into a boxing match," Kristy said. "I'm looking in the rear-view mirror and they are throwing punches."
Mr James then ran backwards before tripping and falling into a patch of floodwater by the side of the road.
The next thing Kristy knew, the "kangaroo was holding him down".
"The kangaroo tried to drown the man," she said. "I realised what was happening and told my husband to get out the car and help."
But then the kangaroo appears to have been spooked - perhaps by the approaching car driven by Mr James's friend - allowing him to escape down towards Ms Lees, who has warned neighbours.
"The kangaroo was trying to drown me," he told Ms Lees, who was able to say she had seen it all.
"I just remember being under water and kicking and screaming and carrying on," Mr James later told ABC.
It was, he said, "pretty traumatic for a while there"
Brr brr patapim il mio cappello è pieno di slim
Putting nigger babies in woodchippers
I'm not going to tackle you on your bullshit because I just have the energy, but I just have one question: Even if we were "replaced" with foreigners/non ethnically white British people... So what? What exactly is the problem? I've never understood this, I genuinely don't see what's wrong with this. Like, ok? Now white people are the minority? Maybe the culture has substantially changed? And? Cultures and the makeup of nations change all of the time. Who actually cares? I feel like the people who buy in to the great replacement myth just want something to be angry about.
Happy Saturday, mates.
Cutting newborn niggers hands off to prevent them from stealing
Holy sheet.
/brit/ is under Blacked webms spam attack.
construction/landscaping/environmental management
it's the 77th brigade
Using KFC as target practice
I'm starting to agree, or some kike defence force. This is extremely targeted and specific. For many days and it's going completely unmoderated.
Have to rude this out on other boards for a bit, that's what they want but they're the one wasting their time. We'll hate kikes regardless, everyone does.
Mate please give it a rest now cmon
It’s been going on for years
or, its just an angry incel being an incel. its not that deep mate
next time some cunt in a ford raptor or similar massive small dick compensation mobile tailgates me, i'm going to follow them gome and let the air out of the tyres
Mate? Please I’m serious
Contact the mods on irc
it's not going completely unmoderated retard he gets banned multiple times everyday
Can you stop please?
Hanging niggers toddlers from trees and using their dead bodies as punching bags
wtf is janny DOINGGGGG
bro could build a city by himself
wtf is janny DOINGGGGG
Leaving now because this guys have ruined it for me
Going on a chainsaw massacre in an African orphanage
Have these lads actually fallen out?
Bath never lies. The misery.
It's gonna be here. XD/
It's Saturday. Finally the weekend. Time to lay off the booze, internet and wanking. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.
had a stupid pissed fight with the gf last night. going to need to do a bit of grovelling today.
Ktim
Looking through desuarchive it seems that the spam does eventually get deleted, just not in a timely manner.
he's been spamming for 2 hours now and not a single deletion
If only our internet janitor wasn't the American who is in bed right now
It's not that bad eve.
My guess is there are fewer jannies now after the happening. Before the site went down spam would usually (emphasis on that word) get dealt with in a timely manner.
Lick it. XD.
Depends. I got banned within 30 mins from Anon Babble for asking if Americans have to buy water at restaurants
The 3am horror film. The cuppa. The window open, the breeze. Naked, bollocks hanging free. Freshly showered. The edible down the gob. We take our consolations where we can in this cruel evil sick world.
Briton neck, Aussie?
I fucked it up like he did.
In Europe.
aint no way yall is still posting black cock :skull:
It's not France.
Good realtionship.
how did you discover wanking?
Take LSD. Envision yourself as a giant penis launching off the earth like a rocket ship.
So..
didn't know what it was and asked one of my mates and he told me exactly how to do it in front of our group of friends and by some miracle not a single one of them made fun of me
While sleeping.
a m8 told me about it
are you […] turkish?
cites Islamic doctrine on men wearing gold
Hmm…
He claimed he was saved by LSD
not here
janny was always mia
This is the French method here, Champ. Fuck off.
To shit on Spania.
Rotating a 3D turd around in my head
Show us your bum
sucking a gay bum
Orginity.
eating a turkey sangwich at 3 in the morning
bumminds
Hello beautiful please do the needful
i
Its pure satire but none of you get it because you're all autistic
Blood worthy.
brother ain’t no way polish pipo actually talk like this. clown language frfr no cap
I got it somewhere.
That’s a man that that black fella is shagging.
Ok. XD
why is it so aesthetic bros
No answer either.
kys
Leave it to the Brits.
A record number of Americans applied for British citizenship in the first three months of this year, and for the right to live and work in Britain indefinitely, according to official data.
enjoy the most retarded shitlibs this country has to offer
Very sorry for the evils ghouls posting here lovely lady
sauce
if you’re going to post kino you have to provide a source
he truly is a master of satire
weeing is so hot
i fel like being not it though makes you mentally an infant and therefore not of age to consent
actually crying I can't have a comfy saturday morning /brit/ posting session because of the porn spam
What?
we can go to Anon Babble
Puke.
ok thanks jan jan
it's lunch time
You one of those Americans that puts political party signs on their lawns?