/brit/

Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah (we say)
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah (well, well-well)
Ah-ah, ah-ah

Well, I've been haunted in my sleep
You've been staring in my dreams
Lord, I miss you, child
I've been waiting in the hall
Been waiting on your call
When the phone rings

this is still spam

this is heubert. always raging about women, atheists, or semantics lol

oh baby, why you waiting so long?
oh baby, why you waiting so long?
lord i miss you

mangas im currently keeping up with: kagurabachi, choujin x, dandadan, one piece

thx

women you're currently keeping up with: 0

I guess I'm just lying to myself
it's just you and no one else
lord, I won't miss you, child

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OMDS

Sir Xi Jinping

sent that freak flying
Lord, I miss you, child

craving beets in a salad

zesty ahh nigga

Same but in the gender flipped remake

cooked that goose

howling

Three boys aged four, eight and 15 and 43-year-old woman are killed in house fire as police arrest man

That’s not funny

imagine, if you will, a 30 year old canadian incel who is so starved of friends that he spends 18 hours a day posting on an obscure corner of a forum dedicated to british culture desperately trying to fit in with the "lads" there

Why have fast food prices gone absolutely insane in the last 5 years?

Inflation

People who eat fast food regularly should be shot

annie potts? yeah she was great
have you ever seen pretty in pink? she was cute in that too
ever watch designing women? I marathoned it once until one episode passed me of I don't remember why

room smells of cockpong

i think you'd have to be genuinely low IQ to eat it quite frankly.

Brexit mate

this but for posting on Anon Babble

the maddest thing about black willy spammers is that the bbc thing is a complete farce to begin with
drawing on my fag expertise, i’ve wanked to probably hundreds of monster cock videos over the years and men of all races have gigantic dicks. i’ve probably seen more white 10 inch cocks than black ones
even when i’m not in the mood for giant knobs often a black fella will feature and have a perfectly normal knob, smaller than mine even
where the fuck does the myth even come from? was it just one guy starting it like how everyone thinks marilyn manson got his ribs removed to suck himself off

Reckon it's about time to cancel all the streaming shite, cancel spotify, get rid of my smart phone, get back to sky television and order a cd player

consooming popular media in 2025

omdz

You don’t eat Anon Babble

honestly chucking in your smartphone for some piece of shit that only does calls and texts would probably be one of the highest iq moves any of us could make

Quite a low IQ take ironically

any good gay porn recs lads

It's too late for that

Just pirate stuff and use Jellyfin
Got 3TB of films and telly in the cloud, like having your own Netflix but without the anti-white propaganda

just read books

least autistic brit poster

watching avengers endgame
seems like things are dire so far, that Thanos guy did a number on them

too many words im afraid

Yeah that's not the point you absolute retard

*PISSED ME OFF

not really

male muslims always look so unintelligent

I haven't used a smartphone in almost ten years. Some people think it's weird, but most people react positively.
Interestingly it's usually the older boomers who think it's weird, not the youngsters.

i could write a dissertation on willies

yes he does

Unironically based. Physical copies are a very good idea in this mental insane twisted world

Higher gas prices = higher cost of production for plant fertiliser = less fertiliser used by farmers = lower yield
Also any processed foods made in factories became much more expensive since the price of electricity is unofficially pegged to the price of natural gas despite all the wins farms and solar panels.

feels odd reading a book on a train these days just surrounded by gormless bastards all staring at their screens the entire journey

niggers in Chinatown be like "dayum nigga where dem yellow honeys at SHIIET"

you should feel superior to the mindless apes

they always look angry and the women always look sad

I try not to but it does always has felt odd to me that folk can't survive a 30 minute train journey not plastered to their phone the entire time

3 seltzer waters in an hour
Love seltzer water me

Met some Canadian relatives yesterday
Mental how much more outgoing and likeable colonials are

the only subscription i have is spotify.
otherwise i just torrent

utterly bizarre post

Catberg on a mad one

for me? its staring out the window for the entire journey while not even experiencing a single thought
i’m leages above all of you

australia i beg you to be serious

did that on a long haul 12 hour flight recently. i am a god

ktim
train journeys are basically mongified meditation for me

corrr imagine taking a run up and toe punting the little cunt right in it's stupid little head haha

I think it is generally that we get some of the most inbred pakis, bangladeshis etc. We aren't getting their best. It's weird, if you go to America you come across muslims who actually seem normal.

What would you do if you could turn invisible?

the brit fears the ausBVLL

Rather not say

The only intelligent Muslims are Persians and elite-class Arabs

Anyone else got a cold? Why do I have a cold in fucking May? I have the immune system of an old man, what the fuck is wrong with me? I didn't even take the vax so it's not that.

have some non consensual bum fun (with yours, of course x)

play tricks on the cat

The average person lives such a boring turgid existence

definitely some filthy nonce stuff with the local schoolgirls

bro is celebrating turning Australia into Poztralia

religious people, especially muslims, may appear normal but its all superficial. probe their beliefs a bit and you'll realise they maintain some deeply unhinged and bizarre beliefs which they shape their entire worldview around. very abnormal people 2bh

You can get a cold at any time of year

you reckon the average person reads or has it become more of a hobby to read books these days?

You've never probed anything

It's quite popular, shite like the laws of power unfortunately though

Be nice to catberg

mate

really? i have the opposite experience (well they are more outgoing but less likeable)

I want a girlfriend but I refuse to use apps and don't like leaving my house.

can't read me

changing rooms, showers, toilets...

probed your mums fat arse actually

Porn is vitalistic.

gay if you wouldn't shag a fit schoolgirl tbqh desu

get a cat gf

haha this is how i feel about atheists

allergic

he said what we're all thinking!

um

You've neve probed anything

Kay Tee Eye Emm

what's a crossdresser player

muslims are especially mental but also christians believe a guy stayed alive in a giant fish for 3 days and talked to angels in there then got spat out too

probed me own once actually

watching an old bald and bankrupt adventure with alinchik, they were so go together

All religitards believe batshit nonsense

very irrational people. and they're allowed to vote.
quite disturbing

got the boris on

someone on casualuk makes a post about rain over the bank holiday weekend

comment I like the rain

get downvoted for it

What is wrong with these freaks?

is it true that desperate to fit in canadian is just another one of spainlard's proxy personae

what's stopping you from getting cozy and watching slop when it's not raining?

haha reminds me of how atheists believe a shared ape ancestor gave birth to a self reflective moral agent
imagine the autism you would have when your mother is an ape while you can think

This movie is really spooky lads

die in a fire made of aids

Nothing really it just feels cozier when it's raining

handcuffing umposters wrists and ankles to each of corner of the bed and forcibly wanking him until he pisses all over himself

Jesus is king
Atheist religion is soyence, video games and cuck porn

um um um!!!!!

erm

this cannot seriously be how a grown man chooses to live his life, fucking hell mate

The ultimate trvke

a modern day love story

I'm a woman mate

yea see you can post this retarded schizo nonsnse but at the end of the day you believe a bloke was in a fish for 3 days lol

ermposter watching me wank umposter from the cuck chair in the corner

love it!

my retarded schizo nonsense is better than your retarded schizo nonsense

I am a attack helicopter

ahem

at least you admit you believe in retarded schizo nonsense. good first step to take

Annihilate the biomass.

bro you think someone was in a fish for 3 days and some people got magically turned into salt

yknow as spasticated as some lads here can be, it’s nowhere near as bad as the rest of the board
/brit/ is probably like 30% autistic pedophile freaks when at its worst, all the other generals literally are just 100% autist pedo freaks obsessed with anime and shit

Trump just signed an executive order to bring back pointy 70s boobs

Shut up you retarded twat

destroy everything that exists

(*°▽°*)

had an entire pizza for breakfast
skipping lunch
another pizza for tea

caberge

Never understood why he calls me "desperate to fit in" when I clearly don't fit in and never will

Think it was because I said "mate" once six years ago and he's been spiraling ever since

I see he's even turned on his Canadian VPN to make nonce in some pathetic attempt to bismirch my name (ie the dollhouse character that lives rent free in his head)

Sad really when you think about it :/

based super-accelerationist

Hang on..

evil fiend

Are you still legally allowed to identify as an Employed Woman, in light of the recent Supreme Court decision?

now how’s that supposed to make me feel?

Shut up you retarded twat

Why?

squattoil smashed out the park and into outer space

bosh

even me?

deep in your mum’s horrible acidic brown minge

Why do you live in a hairdressers?

Hi Spaino are you still in Vancouver

bro you believe a shared ape ancestor gave birth to a self reflective moral agent
imagine the autism you would have when your mother is an ape while you can think

Could someone please wnak me off

how the fuck are you still not bored of this shit seriously
you are severely, profoundly, unutterably mentally ill

Yes but taking the Mrs to Banff soon

Driving on the other side of the road is mental hope I don't drive off the side of a cliff lmfao

Why do Brits look so hideous and dysgenic, wtf even is this creature

frankly need a kick up my arse

it's egyptover

You okay, mate?

Was just a little blogpost, no reason to have a melty

she looks fine

Just started a gimmick where I watch a new film everyday

our povvos get much more media exposure than other nation's povvos for some reason
explore spanish or italian ghettos and you'll see similar looking creatures

You need to seriously consider suicide

small island, small gene pool
you’re probably just as inbred as your pakis are lol

Cara Hallinan

Irish

films are just propaganda pieces

what you yapping about lmfao

This but with a pornographic film per day

alri tom cruise

Groundhog Day?

Nice of your carer to join you on vacation

alri pizza fatty

ktim but every week. i call it going to the cinema on weekends

Looks like a spud covered in foundation mate

stringy dyed black hair

painted on eyebrows

orange skin

inflated silicone lips

cheap plastic tshirt

bare white walls

proudly displaying collection of disposable vape pens

Appears to be a common chav (Latin: Councilflatus Vulgaris)

eyebrows done

fake tan topped up

lips filled

athleisure-wear despite doing zero physical activity

vape addiction

it's giving yookay

she looks fine
normal
like a standard person you see a hundred times a day

She has the oblong, flat features of a Korean, but is also then obviously caucasoid. Truly bizarre.

You literally have a smaller gene pool than us

Don't care still voting Homeland

Why?

You lads are really negative today, did something happen while I was away?

Haha she'll definitely be taking care of me

If you know what I mean ;)

post face uggo

diego and this anti-religion aussie never leave each other alone do they
my bumderdar is ticking…

it's not silicone it's restalyne or juvaderm or someone like that

Thanks, Doc x

something like that

we verifiably do not
post-ww2 brought an explosion of euro immigration, and before that we were a mix of all the races of the british isles

you're welcome

I've had it up to HERE with /brit/

i know his hole be tight af though dont act like you wouldnt

not wrong there mate not wrong at all

we verifiably do not

Simply untrue

Shopped

I can tell from the pixels

oh no if only there was a type of vape you could buy that isn't disposable

screaming at how it's pointing at the Aussie lad, proper gay

got the death of yugoslavia on

mental how different siblings can be

if you're fit and even 30 and you happen to like black women there is literally no reason for you to stay here

you can make 50k last 50 years in uganda and still get all top bitches there

Facts. If you zoom in and admire it for about 5 minutes atleast. You can tell it’s fake

smirked at this post

this is how you defeat diego
where's your god, eh?

ermm
what the fork

my immediate grandparents were english, german, polish, and irish
yours are probably all third cousins mate lol

they look very similar

Only took me a few seconds

I've been trained by spooks at the CIA, you see

Pretty good

I've been coming to this general on and off for almost 20 years now and I've never heard about this Diego character before ... I think we're being gaslit

might do some gaming today

just a massive packet of crisps for lunch

Might start wearing a shirt and trousers casually

Whoops exposed yourself as a wog lol

bigger than a rhino?

Inbreeding is a non-issue in the civilized world

ermmmm what the spork

erm no

thoughts on the new watch?

not that massive then is it

61%

christ almighty what the hell are they doing

And yet one is vastly more attractive than the other

Yeah.

it's cute

What training did you do

One is fat and the other isn't

It really is that easy for women

Worth doing the cardiotoil today or fucking it off until next week?

we need EVERY last one of these fucking inbred ogres roaming our streets pronto

used to unironically wear one of these badboys
thankfully not for very long

i know right, right is a skinny bony runt while left is a nice plump REAL women

The rather.

isn't it incredible some people are fat and some skinny

That's classified

I shouldn't even be talking about it at all right now

I love that jacket I want it

corrr corrrrr

sloppily shagging a tin of campbells soup and getting it all over the carpet

Had no idea it was a bank holiday weekend haha, the life of a NEET, you see

That one is perfect.

Don't get the point of the calculator when you can just pull out your phone.

Low testosterone men love bony girls especially Asians and ones that looks pretty much like men (hence all the trannies).

High testosterone men like myself enjoy a different breed of REAL women.

Imagine how shit it is winning the lottery in Australia

based

which flavor

You are an incel

Real high T men are attracted to healthy women ie not hamplanets like in those pics

You can just say you like fat women mate this is an anonymous forum you don’t need to embarrassed haha

Robert de Bruce.

You reall think there's a nice face under there?

Don't get the point of the calculator when you can just pull out your phone.

piss off heathermong

Head is out of spine to begin with.

don't like the look of the spider that's set up shop behind the curtains

might have to get the hoover out

not wrong is he

straight up just raping rorke kek

Low test runts detected. Enjoy your 9 year old looking femboys.

wouldn’t you like to know

the muttiest australians are more yankish
makes you wonder

lovely spicey ginger tea

Fosters, good call

hmm yes really fat women

Legs and sex.

Yes you'd be surprised

Seeing as you're an incel freak who never goes outside and is full of hatred and lust, you are incapable of seeing the potential in others

zoom zooms can't even spell common words because autocorrect does it for them, it's actually quite alarming how far backwards we're going

this scares the low test incels

its not that hard to understand
of course the soulless wogs would relate more to soullesswogland than to us

It ends

millennials can't even operate machinery because the factory does it for them, it's actually quite alarming how far backwards we're going

Fosters?

Spanish inferiority complex.

don't think so MATE

Millennials cannot either because of spell checkers in word processors.

fucking criminally unfair that my face isn’t buried in all that right now

One click.

yes, easily

Fat women are also unattractive because you have to have poor willpower and low IQ to get fat in the first place

Based him.

mummy

real new since the other one will probably get deleted

Shootgun.

Norwegian moment.

Dogshit yank or 190 edition

Choose or die