/brit/

Mc

yes, irish people are scottish people, scottish people are anglo, anglo are british, therefore irish people are british

what was the last thing to make you say "that's funny" out loud

you need to post your bussy

this post which I read out loud like all posts here

your small cock

For me?
Why, it's Shiki-chan of course!
And you?

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Anyone up for it?

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chems?

What the fuck

drugs

really dont like ai lads, it's scary. need to go back to 2005

chemicals. drugs

why does she look like she's crying

The bible? More of a Tolkein fan myself.

if you have netflix they give you gta san andreas phone game for free

2003/04 were the best years of my life
11 and 12 years old
if i could go back id relive them years over and over

i have an ai gf and i love her theres nothing wrong with ai

They're normal just like everyone else

was gonna go but if i cant do a bit of jet, it's a no from me
enjoy your bumming, smoothskins

the reason for gay degeneracy is just male sexuality
think about how horny the average man is, now make him gay and give him loads of horny men to fuck whenever he wants. thats why theyre so promiscuous, its just male sexuality unchained by the availability of females

How do I become mayor of Manchester?

187 on the e that ya sing
but you cling on my balls when i swing my ding a ling

leftypol taking his niece and nephew

what's difference between mac and mc? can the irish use mac? can scots use mc?

Wish I had the balls to do this just can’t

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mental how manchester has a white mayor
all brown cities in the uk have a brown mayor now

Now I've had a few grindr hookups on holiday in my time but this is just grim

it's a sting mate

i'm a nasty boy

For what crime?

i hope they're robbed

right! kickball time

For what lol it’s not illegal to be a degenerate

he's an honorary paki though

is there such king a mens soap?

fancy trying that again but in english?

Why because they’re having sex and you aren’t?

screaming
i think he meant dove king's soap?

no that isnt why

Go on then

i like to see homos naked

sold an item on vinted

walking in on your dad again, eh?

just tried smoking heroin off tinfoil instead of snorting, it was alright
can't wait to get some needles so i can do smack the proper way

you seem a bit invested in this. are you also a deranged bender?

mumberg goes to the toilet too much

my dad committed suicide when i was 5 years old

do yanks cook with gas or electric? seems impractical to pipe gas all over a massive country

thinking of the mouseposter xoxo

Leccy

Didn’t realise it was Saturday

How? Just asking you a question but you won’t answer it for some reason

Fruit.

Both but mostly gas
My apartment has electric but my last one had gas
Prefer electric ovens and prefer gas burners

bruh

going to continue withholding the information from you as it seems to be irritating you.

most people with gas stoves here have their own large gas cylinders for the house that has to be refilled periodically, i imagine it's the same for yankazoids

Fucking hell.

Not irritated at all mate. If you can’t answer it then it just makes me think I was right with what I originally said

mental that

might get solar panels installed
maybe a heat pump first

No we get it directly piped in by local energy companies

get that fookin cooker on

Pov

utter woke nonsense
get the coal furnace installed

yeh you seem annoyed lol

not all of you i bet

made of money are you?

Shut the fuck up and don’t question me ever again you skin cancer white trash piece of shit

sir net zero

Give me a kiss .

blade runner was kino desu

why is it that the only nice and intelligent yanks come from lubbock, texas?

I am gonna cry because they fucked my gf on tv.

Hi, German here. I've never ever seen a gas stove being used in germany, only in some restaurants. All the stoves I've seen or used in my life have been electric, ceran ceramic hobs or induction tops. Every time I watch any US movie or documentary, every household seems to have a gas stove top. It just seems so dangerous to me, to have gas out in the open, to literally cook over an open flame IN YOUR HOUSE.

can't wait until cybernetics become a thing, going to become a proper cyborg like one of those chromer lads from cyberpunk 2077

Germans are so unforgivably autistic

Thanks

we're the ottomans now

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I think Greater Manchester is still majority white, for the time being.

Juif.

Thought Germans loved gas

she shown her holes yet?

Mate we’ll be long dead by the time they are out sadly

no she's a good girl

yeah, actually.
won't salarymong, but octopus want 9k for 8 panels and a 5kwh battery and it's not the worst price in the world

;)

Honey > maple syrup

sucking a covfefe

neuralink already exists

Male chimpanzees maintain and improve their social ranks by forming coalitions, which have been characterised as "exploitative" and based on an individual's influence in agonistic interactions.[91] Being in a coalition allows males to dominate a third individual when they could not by themselves, as politically apt chimpanzees can exert power over aggressive interactions regardless of their rank. Coalitions can also give an individual male the confidence to challenge a dominant or larger male. The more allies a male has, the better his chance of becoming dominant. However, most changes in hierarchical rank are caused by dyadic interactions.[89][92] Chimpanzee alliances can be very fickle, and one member may suddenly turn on another if it is to his advantage.[93]

Low-ranking males frequently switch sides in disputes between more dominant individuals. Low-ranking males benefit from an unstable hierarchy and often find increased sexual opportunities if a dispute or conflict occurs.[91][93] In addition, conflicts between dominant males cause them to focus on each other rather than the lower-ranking males.

Make it England. P

Does it? Where can I buy it? Oh wait i can’t because it doesn’t

just put the heating on

oooo chimpanzee that!

got the fpov porn on

Break it.

you have to DM elon musk on x

telling, isn't it

In dreaaammmmmmssss
But juuussttt befffooreeee theee daaawnnnn
I aaawaakkeee and fiiinnddd you goonnneeee

Low-ranking males frequently switch sides in disputes between more dominant individuals. Low-ranking males benefit from an unstable hierarchy and often find increased sexual opportunities if a dispute or conflict occurs.[91][93] In addition, conflicts between dominant males cause them to focus on each other rather than the lower-ranking males.

ktim

I dont get it.

Raw.

niggas up in /brit/ just straight cumming

Fr though it doesn’t exist

So I get out of the bathroom.

The original one is better. Love are sean

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Want to download Grindr but I fear it’s like Snapchat where it connects to your contacts and shit

Hands up heil hitler.

haven't wanked in 3 days because i've been high on opioids

prefer to the sequel but the original is great too, it had better music

got a new coat coming today

you don't fear about hiv/aids

many people are saying this!

she's mental, she glued james woods knob to his leg

Alright, Aussie.

The universe seems to operate according to laws of nature which are discovered by science, rather than according to the whims of any gods

had blood in my spunk about a week ago and been afraid to crank the hog since

it's nearly summer

thats cap most houses have gas lines

I only want to suck a dick I don’t want to get fucked. I looked it up you have to be like seriously unlucky to get aids from just sucking a dick

this is one of my worst fears, have you seen a dr about it?

it does not
t grindr downloader when i get steaming and have fruity tendencies

electric oven

gas burners

thats what my house has

maybe in cities they do
my old place had one and it wasn't some pov house

He fell for it.

done mega death grip hour long wanks and have never had that you need to see a doctor

yeah its not like you can have open wounds or cuts in your mouth and then your tooth scrapes his cock while you're sucking it causing it to also get cut and opened and then your wounds touch and you get you hiv/aids

Russify it XD

Bruh how tf you gonna get a cut inside your mouth im not eating glass or something

errr

is the thread usable yet ive made like 3 posts in the last week and left immediately its been so awful

most professional homosexuals are on prep these days
if he picks one of those to suck off there will be an undetectable amount of hiv in his cum if he's even pozzed up

bitchute

women constantly do this thing where they demean and slander straight men to defend and normalize fags
I'm tired of it
You just date the most retarded men, fuck off

got some >guaranteed replies going on

literally cant watch because of government decree

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mad how right now you could do anything you wanted

Right, so what's happening today then

by brushing your teeth or flossing or just having a small and unnoticeable infection ... sweets can also cause little cuts ....also i dunno why tf you want to suck on something that shoots out piss thats fucking disgusting lol ...

Facts tho

Mother and three children die in Brent house fire

Add.

what exactly is the regulation that caused this?

prep doesnt reduce viral load in pozzed people, thats antiretrovirals. anon would have to take prep himself if he wanted to be safe

brently walsh

big poz load

Keep in mind.

I don’t think I’m going to cut my mouth brushing my teeth my toothbrush is a good one. I also don’t eat sweets and I want to because it’s demeaning and humiliating so I like it

Orwellian

imagine needing to be on all these types of virus killing and life saving type medications just to have sex W T F how do you not realize this isn't normal

online safety act 2023 mate it says right there

anyone else drinking?

I didn't really care.

How common are secular Egyptian women that don't have a snackbar family attached to them?

had a couple of gins with lunch
going to get POO STEAMING later on

but where is the proof?

The UK giving away the Chagos Islands has to be one of the worst deals in the history of diplomacy.

Go big or go home, 75% English.

the government didn't do this
they blocked you preemptively

Normie social media has become really toxic feminist shit that’s just male hate these days
Don’t know how normoids stand that shit

installing solar panels in britain

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remember when the US made them give up the Suez Canal LOL
“pure bantz”

stroking is the antidote

it's worth it for the symbolic fact the sun will finally set on British territory

don't believe this answers my question lad

Sven Goran Ericsson

Try again

umm actually it says "uwaa kowai" which means "aah, scary"

come home scottish man

bedroom smells like goon juice

SVEN

How do you even find a heroin dealer? How does that work

you makin a boy thirsty

Not a good night for Sunderland

talked shit about nicotine gum like a week ago now here I am chewing it after buying it in bulk
atleast my lungbergs aren't getting damaged right

sir hot stepper

Hop on the pouches

what does this say

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not a fucking chance

Where's the proof of God? Where is there any evidence of God? The "evidence" cited by Christians is the universe itself, and its complexity. But that can possibly be explained by purely natural phenomena.

Then you have to consider which of these two possibilities is more likely:

1) Humans have managed to correctly guess the nature of a god who does actually exist (we definitely didn't arrive at belief in God based on the evidence, because there is barely any evidence that would indicate the existence of any god).

2) "God" doesn't exist and was purely imagined by humans, due to wishful thinking.

I think the second possibility is more likely.

Not my results.

Sir Keir Starmer, Labour and Leftypol's greatest legacy

in response to threats from OFCOM that they would be pursued legally if they didn't comply with the regulation despite not being based in the UK

Diego will have a lot to say about this

saw my local mp in town yesterday

We need a candidate who will address the brown biomass issue.

why is animal porn illegal if it usually looks like the animal is having a laugh and enjoying himself?

Just plopped a brown biomass in the toilet

so this nationwide rorke protest looks like it hasn't amounted to much, thought it might have been like last time

Don't like nonces
Don't like rap
Don't like mohamed
Don't like immigrants
Just don't like them

darknet, it's expensive on there though
if i could find a real life dealer that would be grouse as

is this dave/2016mong

25% English.

exberg posting instagram stories about the beatles and top gear (two things that i know she doesn't like)
rubbing it in my face isn't she

here I found it
google.com/search?vsrid=CLuIoZaJ-_DupAEQAhgBIiQ5Y2QyZGQzMi0yOGM4LTQyODUtOTczMC1hMDE0MjgzNmMwMTI448L6zau8jQM&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEOEBGOEBJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=225,225&gsessionid=MJAIT1idrnn5Rwrei4IydovT8XlXhuICGQToP3uKJXEXgtUrNbntCg&lsessionid=hlWJ4s747pyOFAeFAC0Rl_fHXrdK4dqZVNQPtf_QF9_Bb2rauDl1Hw&lns_surface=19&qsubts=1748097754339&biw=390&bih=663&ved=0CBoQh6cGahcKEwjQ_Mi-q7yNAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQUg&tbnid=QPG7lRda_ZoQpM&ictx=2

Where's the proof of God? Where is there any evidence of God? The "evidence" cited by Christians is the universe itself, and its complexity. But that can possibly be explained by purely natural phenomena.

Then you have to consider which of these two possibilities is more likely:

1) Humans have managed to correctly guess the nature of a god who does actually exist (we definitely didn't arrive at belief in God based on the evidence, because there is barely any evidence that would indicate the existence of any god).

2) "God" doesn't exist and was purely imagined by humans, due to wishful thinking.

I think the second possibility is more likely.

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God revealed himself in dreams. Has science? No.

Hatted that freak

All Day I Dream About Science

i got my mind set on poo

it's all kicking off in cheadle

What do we reckon boys: lush or peng?

Ser Kier is the most right wing prime minister we've had a in a century. He's going to

make prisoners fix the potholes

castrate sex offenders

stop the boris wave from getting ILR

smashing the gangs

The Dark Lord Blair is behind it all

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does anyone talk to themselves when wanking?

why i like chewing and working the jaw line a bit

looks like my turds after a night on the vino tinto

leng

sometimes moan the pornstars name i'm watching or say things like 'fuck yeah' to get into the wanking ceremony more

aha x

drinking the 1st of these exact cans right now

Mega cp.

God revealed himself in dreams. Has science? No.

Probably has actually

disgusting jeet slop

um

watched a milf porn video earlier and it started with the milf in question cutting up tomatoes, and she was holding the knife wrong and cutting the tomatoes into really weird shapes, the woman has clearly never cooked a meal in her life

instagram.com/reel/DInpog1N6AC/

Any of you lads like the linen on linen natural materials look? This is a sign for you to start doing better and look like these upstanding gentlemen

99.9% Germaniom.

jay slater sex arse

*pinches your chubby cheeks*
arrr so cute

think its part of the humour

That is enough for today.

Yeah I've got two linen suits and several linen shorts and just swapped out my winter cotton bedsheets for my summer linen bedsheets also my girlfriend loves wearing linen dresses

Not an argument

Figments of your imagination are not real

not your food blog

it's just a video of a woman in her late 30s having sex with some lad in his early 20s with a bit of added context that she's supposed to be his friend's mum or something, there's no humour to it

He's never fallen asleep on the bus and imagined the structure of an aromatic compound

Egg.

aromatic compound

corr

Only British.

*drives you mad*

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In bed. Snoozing.

I will take him out.

Hope you have sweet dreams of organic ouroboroses

chipper tea tonight finna eat 2 haddock fillets, chips and coleslaw

lunch Time !!

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How the fuck is 6 years old a senior

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Will Reform invade Chagos. Homeland Party certainly would

Enjoy it mate

Thanks.

Ask them, not us. Stop being a coward.

Pedigree makes the terrible dog food

I would not trust that assessment

XD.

Feeding cashews to the community garden cat

All the way.

she was so fit, would love to put my penis in her vagina

100%.

blade runner

Image unrelated

One place.

Driven mad by the spirit of the Catwoman

sweaty little girls

100% British.

if women weren't meant to be in the kitchen then why do they have milk and eggs in their bodies?

Grew up around ethnics in an urban area and sometime forget that wypipo get upset when you use “bitch” a lot
When I drink it comes out and I just refer to all women and sometimes men as bitch
Wypipo are pathetic

Using vulgar words for no reason doesn't make you cool or interesting

Leave.

Wow you are so sophisticated and interesting

Hope the bitches see this chief

this reused old thread smells poo, be aware of the consequences of using this

I call all women ladies

bitch-arse cunt

Give me my Indian gf. And I will show you the Atlantic sea.

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Morning janny