/brit/

sucking a mouse's penis

playing remnant 2

Dick.

it's an exaggeration but yes almost all programmers (not analysts or managers, but ones who actually write code) in senior positions are trannies these days
every well known programmer like those who on widely used tools were born male

Maaatr

why did he delete that

Aussie walks.

You are extremely mentally ill

remember school wanking lessons aha

What?

Scary spooky otherwordly gf porcelain white skin

i accept your ....

the other day some bloke came up to me and said you cunt

no

mad how the ponies get deleted 100x faster than literal porn spam retarded ass janitorial staff

I am saying I should rape one the room.

this is the true shaggers general

You missed the train.

by the way, actual statistics showed that women in tech went up from like 1% to 35%, but biological women are always grouped with non-binary, and from the simply fact that most of that ~30% increase couldn't have been to due actual women, it means 99% of "women" in tech actually men.

am top

When will you learn?

Lol don't take this site too seriously

If you're going to stick around you'll be forced to see that spam until this website is shutdown again

There are solutions though

am bottom

not had any lunch yet

Half of it is in the mirror.

i had bacon and eggs. the weekend special

chicken tacos for tea later x

Seethe on freakazoid trannies live rent free in your head get a grip

something hasn't agreed with me lads
sat on the toilet shitting and farting up a storm but also can't stop giggling at the absolute racket I'm making
housemateberg must think I'm going insane

Sir banned fool

bacon and eggs for lunchhhhhhh?!

@

just done a heinous fart
setting off car alarms in the street

Had tacos with leftover butter chicken yesterday it was peng a leng

Choke me, lol.

just shagged a woman

farts must be stinking

sir wet loli

poowong first responders on the scene no doubt

Absolutely haha

Gotta wash my bedsheets because they reek today

He missed.

Sir Dogpilled Whitegirl

sir deer farmer

i actually don't care, i am literally just arguing my point that when you send a youtube link of a women doing engineering related work it's always a male, don't even need to click

In a way I got it.

any wanpo sedae man in

That's not what you said but okay we can stop talking about it since no one cares x

Kebab.

nine giving-up generation here

i'm in the n-poo generation

Don't spy on us.

Fosters, good call

Really horny but can't have a wank as the bf is over tomorrow and I need to save it up

brit windy out

Tell me about it.

right lads got some fish gutting to do then have a shower and watch more of the sopranos
don't bother asking me to do anything because I'm busy

Funny, they don’t stop those migrant boats though…

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rooooorke you friggen… you friggen… you asshole!!!!!

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LOL!

Tony Soprano dies at the end haha oops sorry

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

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Yeah.

those frog cunts are something else

I want to go out for a hearty pub meal but I have no gf and im not going alone.

right we’re going to war with France then

I work in software, known like 15 female engineers (vs like 100 men) and only 1 tranny.

It is illegal to stop the small boats

Look what they did to me?

Leftypol, you can’t say “asshole,” as it’s not politically correct. It originally referred to men who have sex with men in their rectum (“faggots”)

Sven

Anguish.

GORAN

He's heating up!

It's meltdown time!!!!

shut yo bitch ass up

Got one.

Ericsson

might have some nuggets and chips
nobody could stop me

Then no. I don't want it XD.

Birds eye chicken dippers and smiley faces for me tonight

Would roll all of your heads down a mayan pyramid for 2 hours with prime Isabelle Adjani

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fucking grim that mate
buy some spicy chicken goujons and some sweet potato chips instead

Empathy.

Rambunctious bit of scran that

I don’t get it

shut your mouth scum

raping rorke in half

Es ist verboten..

gonna have a shower then walk to the shops

something to do innit, gets me out the house

you're trying to stop him aren't you
he just said nobody could do that

really need to do the same

Pull out before I cum?

watching the news

I know you are but what am I

got plumperpass on

id rape your holes

squashed that insectoid freak

spicy chicken goujons and some sweet potato chips

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why would you want to go outside in the UK?

pint

:)

Old alcoholics are so fucking grim, especially the women. They all develop a certain kind of demonic face and a grating, awful voice

you can have a pint inside the safety of your house/flat

Deanos are happy, NEETfreaks are not

grating, awful voice

ktim
face is still quite youthful but i sound like my drying grandad

old in alcoholic years is like 35

dead by 50 most of em

ermm
what the fork

no i dont have a keg or tap

Not draught though

troon brigade out in liverpool street

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fall in the pond again did he

you can buy cans/bottles from a grocery store and then take them back home

? Yeah.

liverpool street

in london

got nonced between from age 2 to age 5 so now i shag and degrade everything i come across

Thats not true. My aunt is 60 and she has been an alcoholic for 30 years. My grandad is 92 and was a heavy drinker for 50 years from the 60s to the 2010s.

Have you never had a draught pint?
It is not the same from a can or bottle

Free Palestine

The only reason they're all wearing covid masks is that none of them want to be identified.

respect to the black woman who is just outright wearing a balaclava

Ale is best on tap, it's always shit from a bottle

london road

in preston

takes the piss really

liverpool street

in london

X is down

Thames River

London

Ontario

Football is a bit boring isn't it let's be honest

why?

similar scenes take place in my city
very infurating
want them put in a psych ward stat

Stupid name, that. Ontario. Who thought that up then? Daft fucking Canucks.

because it is the morally correct position to take

people experiencing gender dysphoria are insecure in their appearance

outstanding observation there rorkey-pops

How so?

Back when it was named that the English called the shots

Makes you think doesn't it

reminder that his place is mossad-occupied

killing toddlers is morally wrong

going to have a maccies supper tomorrow lads

tf is a goujon

rorkes fat stupid council estate mum telling him that the food at aldi is just as good as everywhere else because it's all made in the same factory anyway

How so?

Go big.

Posh cunt name for a chicken strip

no i rarely think and you cant make me

is bing broken?

put your goujon my bollocks

eating poo goujons

How to play in the mud?

Xitter is not down why did he lie?

poojons as it were

Wagie predicament: do I have a second but cheap holiday this year or save it towards a more expensive one next year?

HELLO

It's the weekend after all x

duckduckgo dead?

Norton. XD.

Do you own a house

eviscerating a massive bowl of spga bol

Along with the moneylender, yes

Look in the ground and walk stop being racist.

Tomorrow isn't promised

weekend in Blackpool

umm...

Overpay your mortgage

alri adele

Don't know how to do it.

israel is killing now per day more people then were killed in the entire kristallnacht "pogrom"

Nothing ever likes.

Didn’t see commie mong in a while, did he finally find employment

So?

correct positions whether you like it or not

1. god doesn't exist
2. circumcision is stupid
3. automatic cars are for retards
4. people who wash their hands after peeing are retards
5. if you can't bench at least 2 plates you should hang yourself, no excuses
6. if you care about whether women get abortions you're an incel
7. skinny women are for faggots
8. ready made meals like pot noodles and microwave shit is for runts
9. the more you WATCH sports the more of a loser who can't PLAY them
10. if you're racist it's because you have a small penis
11. if you hate women it's because you're an incel
12. if you hate jews you have a good reason
13. fuck trannies if they pass

might give portal and portal 2 a cheeky replay

Cut movie..

better returns keeping it invested than the interest on it

but next year is probable

it not for me

psychopath needs to be explained why the holocaust is bad

I reckon he found an alternative chan (probably leftypol) when Anon Babble got hacked and he just stayed there

leftypol housing a migrant in his spare bedroom

Conquer..

Elias Rodriguez?
He's a hero in my book

No one I know died in the holocaust
No one I know has died in Palestine
Don't particularly care

Commiemong was a gimmick mates seriously get a grip

Hard one XD.

no matter what i do ~~
all i think about is poo ~~~

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Take this Juan.

ktim after the morning coffee

c o w a r d

weird how jfs think we ever say "mates" (plural)

Walking dogberg and now I've shat myself

Let's base it.

you would if you had any mates lol

Steam coming out of his ears

Got him on the ropes

makes you wonder who's the dog here

deanos don't eat goujons they eat ''''tenders''''

No.

Yep, when your family and friends die I will also feel this way desu.

Simply incorrect

injecting 50 ccs of vinegar right down the dorsal vein of my cock

In £93.82 debt to the gas company and they wont turn my gas back on until i pay it

yer mam lol

The Irish emoji.

As it should be
It's mentally ill to care about irrelevant people you'll never meet

deonos dont have the iq to comprehend the hellscape they live in

*farts*

£18k in the bank me

You know what?

feeling so awful about what happened with the lass that im strongly considering an ai gf. thoughts lads?

MEN DIDN'T ALWAYS RUN SOCIETY. WOMEN DID. AND IT WAS
BETTER.

currently cooking pasta by boiling the kettle, adding it to the pot, boiling more water, and repeating until the pasta is cooked

bluds posting his whole life story

The horizontal stripes make your fanny look massive

runtlike opinion

panties

undersocialised autist psuedoyank

Out.

It is simply true

calm down boys

I don't know how to grab it.

you ok mate

we call them panties here wtf?

*srinks down to the size of an ant and flies into your urethra*

as an empath i care for all people suffering throughout the world

*tries really hard to care about Palestinians getting demolished*
*farts*

mad about things i can not discuss here.

would like to know how far this runt's chin recedes

Milk.

i lose more respect for you people and your doomed wretched island with each passing day

How’s it afternoon x

*pisses with 100000000 newtons of force sending you fliny

what should i name my ai gf

as an empath

You are mentally ill

you think we call them knickers or something?

Decided I’m going to get a prossard after my birthday to break my dry spell. Premium job.

he's lying, I have never heard ANYONE use the word "panties" here

You forgot to attach a photo of your chin

i love everyone on earth :)

Baby Anabelle

Essex.

well now i don't know what the hell to think

You love Benjamin Netanyahu? Odd

british niggas be putting on they pantaloons

Imagine if she held you down and raped you haha wouldn't that be effed up

Feel like I should get out of the house but to do what exactly.. I'm really not sure so will probably end up rotting in my smelly childhood bedroom again

"Judaism is hereditary criminality, religious synctetism in which faith in demons plays an important role. Those who fight against Judaism, do the lords work and fight a holy war (gotteskampf)
- Johann Von Leers

Wank? Or paint warhammer?

the so called master race

Was just saying this down the pub

technically its my granddad and aunts life story, my life story is quite different.

nigga name yahoo

Shoot to kill.

kill 2 birds with one stone

This is a reminder to reply to that person you’ve been meaning to respond to

The so called gods chosen people

Woman and three children die in Brent house fire

fucking poo roaring

right then
you're a knob head

didnt fucking ask did i *pummels your puny head into unrecognizable matter*

Torture.

Brent

This can't be a real place

(8) can't rorke see that he is sweet (8)

looks more aryan than the bloke in your pic

:/

Silly and down right RUDE

*scampers into the thread on all six legs*

those aren't yorkshiremen

watching northernlion clips

Doesn’t happen in the uk
I’m literally 500 in debt to octopus and I just don’t care as there’s no interest and doesn’t affect the credit score. I could pay it tomorrow but I won’t

If by aryan you mean northern indian than I guess because thats what that inbred yid looks like

My friend was talking about Danny D and I thought he meant Danny Dyer and asked if he saw the "Hardest Men" series and now he thinks I watch gay porn :(

yahudi

shut up you brown ass mutt ass nigga *rapes you*

Do you watch gay porn though?

ur cooked blud

ringpiece burning with the heat of a thousand suns

If by aryan you mean northern indian

Yes that literally is what Aryan means

Howling

same old ball and cock story

they were talking about gay porn actors mate. of course they do

In the United States, "panties" is the preferred term to refer to female undergarments. In the United Kingdom and occasionally in other Commonwealth countries such as Australia[1][2], Canada, New Zealand, and South Africa, panties may be referred to as "knickers", "undies", or simply "underwear".

Utter horseshit written by a yank. People here call them panties unless you're still in primary school. No adult says "knickers".

FOY

Literally no one calls them panties

am a girdle man me

shitting my pantaloons

In 2021, almost three-quarters (75.9%) of US adults were estimated to be overweight or obese, with a significant portion (45.6% of women and 41.5% of men) being classified as obese

Read de gobinau
I dont have time to educate you xx

bare adults call them knickers

just caked my draws

Recycle

no i dont watch gay porn

Yo mama be gobineau my bollocks

You did me wrong there, bud.

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Goblin.

Holon.