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humour edition

how can we convince women to post on cum

I have m40x and the sound is good but the pads and headband peel really badly

Did she let both her kids be molested or did she groom them for social media points

always smile when i see pic related

What the hell is a gaypod

[spoiler]ITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE
I'M A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOOoooowwww
SAID I WOULDNT CALL
but I LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWWWWWW
oh I DONT KNOW HOW I could DOOOOO without
I JUST NEED YOU NOOOOooowwwwwITS A QUARTER AFTER ONE
I'M A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOOoooowwww
SAID I WOULDNT CALL
but I LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOWWWWWWWW
oh I DONT KNOW HOW I could DOOOOO without
I JUST NEED YOU NOOOOooowwwww[/spoiler]

Luke Garrett Resecker (PBUH)

spoiler tags don't work on Anon Babble newtard

business idea: airpods for homosexuals

You put them in your bum and they vibrate the music up through your spine so you can hear it

You know that guy was just a piece of shit, not some based white supremacist throwing his life away to kill some jeets right? Like he could have slammed into your family and he wouldn't feel any different about it.

watchin destiny

What his intentions were are irrelevant

who cares?

How do we convince Americans that having a good life with cheese and NEETbux is better than wageslaving three jobs for the line and a pittance, and boss Geldberg's profits?

Has never suffered loss at the hands of shitty people

Fuck jeets and fuck junkies too

We can't all be on NEETbux, or there won't be enough taxes to pay for it

I mean for people who are out of a job. Getting NEETbux is better than selling your kidney for the next fentanyl high, which is the current system.

Just finished the 'za and I wish there was more

Nobody thinks about being sad when they're happy.
Thinking about being happy when you're sad just makes you more sad.
Being able to logically measure and determine that you're sad more than you're happy or that your sadness is greater in measure than your happiness is difficult.
It is basically the case that you'll more often feel bad, even if more days of the year feel good or normal.
And the bad feelings are stronger and more memorable.
And "happiness" is really mostly numb routine rather than any positive it's more zero rather than negative not plus.
Nothing positive will happen if we go on living the best we can hope for is zero.
The best way to shield yourself from the mental damage of negative is to accept it as routine and not have expectations of any addition only subtraction and division bringing you back to zero.

What's the zoomer equivalent of millennial cringe speak like doggo, kiddo, adulting?

The 90th percentile for women on OnlyFans is 850 dollars a month

And yet it costs them nothing
I mean it costs their integrity and self respect, but it's not like men care.

recovering from influenza

yesterday night feeling pretty good, almost back to normal

this morning chest congestion and cough again

FUCK OFF

Skibidi, fanum tax, gyatt, rizz etc
We kinda had a whole meme arc about this already

flat philtrum

probable FAS baby or maybe just ugly

If I was a woman I would be a complete whore

That makes the whole thing more entertaining for me. They're being whores on speculation.

If you met a girl who liked you, and you had a lot in common and she was sweet and basically your dream girl, but googling her name brings up old nudes from a onlyfans she made while going through a weird phase in life, would you still give her a chance?

That's gen Alpha though

If you met a girl who liked you,

you lost me

u mad bro?

i hate when people try to get me to come with them when they're going to buy shit off marketplace
my buddy called 2 hours ago and i told him i'm busy then he calls again just now and is like cmon man it'll be quick
i said i'm busy now fuck off

Does he think he's going to get raped or something? What sort of man get's paranoid about shit like that

Unironically, it's an improvement over the previous status quo: the porn industry as a whole pays on average far worse than that, has a far smaller upper bound on what you can earn, and is full of human trafficking, coerced or dubious consent, drugging, grooming, manipulation, it's awful and you don't need to look any further than Ron Jeremy to gaze upon the horrors.

I mean, I don't really like the idea of encouraging girls to sell their body. I don't even like the idea that women have inherent value, both because I don't get that same privledge and it lowers overall agency women get. But it IS an improvement if the alternative is human meat grey marketing.

busy shitposting on /cum/ instead of helping your friend not get raped/robbed/killed by some Marketplace cretin?

car infrastructure is one of the great tragedies in human history.

fourth shot down

so fucking disgusting

crazy how upset men get now that women can make money easily and be independent

no I'm very happy about that. means I don't have to slave away for a wife

Onlyfans wasn't necessary for that

crazy how upset women get when men make money and then won't share it with them after they turn 30 and their pussy is ruined and they have a decade of mental trauma they're trying to unload

so crazay

I just want to stop hacking up mucous

gen z boss and a mini

*struts up to the jukebox*
*selects 'Rock you like a hurricane'*

The biggest outcome is a whole lot less unhappy marriages and dogwater relationships. The bar for getting into a relationship has raised and that's good. Being single isn't all that horrible, and it's definitely better than a bad relationship

Only loser women get upset by that, just like only loser men get upset by needing to be successful and competent to get a gf

why do they all look so similar?

crazy how upset women get when men make money and then won't share it with them after they turn 30 and their pussy is ruined and they have a decade of mental trauma they're trying to unload

so crazay

wtf does that mean? i still dont understand

If I got a girl pregnant I would unironically kill myself

She was born in gen z generation
She has a position of authority in her job
She is wearing a mini skirt

Only loser women get upset by that, just like only loser men get upset by needing to be successful and competent to get a gf

True, but that doesn't mean it's not a growing problem. Competent, successful men get their pick of decent gfs or they can have trash. Unsuccessful, unaccomplished loser guys can only get trash gfs if they're a big dick Chad.

Competent, successful women sometimes get lucky and end up with an equivalent guy. A lot of times they've spent much of their life on a "career" though and end up scrambling for anyone by their mid 30s. Sadly they end up settling for unaccomplished retard losers in many cases and it ends in divorce.

Women in the workplace was a huge mistake, as soon as we allow them to be promoted beyond typist and secretary.

Can AI fuck with tradies? They won't be able to install roofs or clean a WWTP's bar screen any time soon right?

Im having a panic attack

Have you tried getting a calm defense?

It can't really but it does cut down on stuff like data gathering and measuring. Look up things like Eagleview, PLNAR, and HOVER. They eliminate tens of thousands of labour hours for tradies that would've normally been spent sketching out work areas, taking measurements, etc.

It's good for businesses to save money but means less hours for tradies = less pay.

Seriously? What triggered it?

It's a very long way off before the machines can make headway in to that sector. You're talking about autonomous robots that can handle variable terrain. And this has to be cost effective enough that it makes more sense to buy one instead of hiring Juan from the Home Depot parking lot.

Many kill themselves because they can't get a girl pregnant. Curious!

Is that true

I’m not impressed with my cumshot

Why are 99% of trannies “lesbians”

please stop talking about trannies holy shit

Kegels + stop fapping every day
Take it slow with the kegels though. Dont want strain THAT muscle know what I mean?

this scene did irreparable damage to the anime industry

Because they're straight men obviously

chuds be like "trannies are gross trannies are inhuman trannies need to kill themselves"
chuds also be like "wowie look at that feminine penis humina humina"

Imagine losing to entirely internal conflicts AKA your brain. They're not even real, they can't stop you. They're literally just spooks. Anyone who loses to fake concepts like morality and dreams wouldn't stand a chance against a real external conflict, like a man brandishing a knife and demanding money.

Zinc supplements and asparagus.

r/actuallesbians

not actual lesbians

Thanks for explaining that basic image

Wtf? I could almost get a date but this shitty app won't process my payment for some reason to send a crown gift...

Yes duh

I have a very strong feeling that im going to be fired from my job and have my life ruined. I connected to the universities Wi-Fi and came onto this site.

Trying to find female communities online is silly to begin with, because women mostly spend their social output on their social media accounts.

A ladybug landed on me, I flicked it off, in hindsight the punishment did not fit the crime

It's called commentary

What do you feel that way? Are you saying it's because you came onto this site with your universities wifi?

I am noticing that indians are very fond of leaving bad reviews of local establishments for complete nonsense reasons.

I also looked at other stuff, WW2 related stuff...

Indians are good people

Redeem the kashmir saar

stinky butt too

Is a heterosexual man.

ladybugs eat invasive pests, they're a good insect. don't harm them you faggot.

I honestly don't think theyll care anon. people probably look up sus shit on the university wifi on a regular basis

haha get fucked chud

Indian restaurant owners found guilty in my city today because they basically had slaves living the basement of the restaurant

their culture dictates selfishness and immaturity to be key traits most of them embody. the world owes them an infinite debt as far as they're concerned, anything less than exactly what they want all the time every time is worthy of endless complaining.

Lil bro thinks the IT dept is gonna see he browsed Anon Babble and listened to NHH and cancel him
Stop being a paranoid baby

Sometimes when your wiping your ass you just gotta accept that you’re not gonna get a clean sheet

They got molested

She has a position of authority in her job

why

She is wearing a mini skirt

why

Calm down and consider these facts:
1. You are definitely not the first nor the last person on university Wi-Fi to go to Anon Babble. University age is within Anon Babble's primary demographics and as such are usually already rangebanned. School dorm I was posting from for awhile already had a ban I needed a pass to get through.
2. Unless you're using a school computer, they can only see the websites you visit, not the content you viewed. They might be able to see cookies if you were off incognito, but Anon Babble's cookies reveal nothing anyways.
3. You are a drop in an ocean of bad internet usage overall. Forget Anon Babble, this is a university. There are going to be retarded searches for porn sites and other degeneracy. Besides wide-sweeping website blocks and outright illegal content, almost all universities cannot moderate their internet traffic well and only stick to the absolute worst cases of bad searches. Anon Babble, especially a blue board, is not falling under "the worst cases"
4. Sussy internet searches is not worth firing someone over, and definitely not on a first violation. Not unless they have other reasons to want to get rid of you, which at that point, it's not your internet searches that are the problem.

You'll be fine. People 200% dumber than you make searches 200% worse than you and get away with it.

Murda, murda, true gangstas that I heard a
Bitch ass nigga with his nuts up, Fucking with the
1 to the 8 to the 7, Spread your last in a slick ass 2-11
Suicidal thoughts, in my brain make my nerves jump
So I go upstairs to the closet get the sawed-off pump and go we on a
1 to the 8 to the 7, Spread your last in a slick ass 2-11, suicide

i used to torrent on uni wifi

My uni would block anyone detected using a P2P/torrent program. Idk how you manage that, must be some kind of superhacker elite guy.

They'd even give you a 24hour ban for using it, remember gettin booted a few times when I accidentally left Shareaza or Limewire running.

my uni used eduroam. everything was open

Idk how you manage that

Public wifis of any kind are a mixed bag of competency. Some of them have smart rules to block abusive behavior, some of them are wide ope-

eeeyup hahahaha

Mad how that if I see someone with a gay kid I immediately know their parents bummed it. It's not healthy for a kid to identify as a homosexual

I want a burger

My uni's was private in that only students/profs could access it with Student ID info. They still policed it to stop bandwidth hogs I guess.

Kinda right but I also feel bad because for all you know that kid was molested and the parents didn't know about it. Like some coach abused them and that turned them gay (this is how it happens btw). That's not exactly the parents' fault.

tariffs are a tax on the consumer

They cannot help themselves. They have every subsidy and tax break in the world and they still violate health code and labour laws all the time.

I remember back in high school someone leaked the admin network wifi password and if you knew the password you got the really high quality unmoderated wifi

They changed it like 3 times a year and some kid would spread around the new password after a week lol

I wish to express my joy of the cat

youtube.com/watch?v=pWkty6Ux36g

god I want to fuck this aquaposter's bussy

KITTIN!

Need to beat the shit out of some of these posters ngl

I'm insane mane, it's the D-O-G
Pickitty packin' the TEC-9, for all you suckas with this energy
Pitty pat, chrome gat, smackin' one of these bitches bad
Hollow shells of hell, when I'm blasting at his coward head
1-8-7, 2-11 deadly be this fuckin' gang
Hit you to the brain, close range 'cause I'm crazy mane
Pistol packin' never lack slackin' up
While im servin' hoe, blastin' lettin' go
Im about that mo murda, mo murda, mo murda

youtube.com/watch?v=2595abcvh2M
paved paradise, PUT UP A PARKIN LOT

What’s the toughest hood in Canada

Hispanics and Gauls were the last defenders of the Reich lol

East Hastings in Vancouver is probably the most dangerous overall.
Jane & Finch in Toronto is seriously fucked up too, you're likely to get shot or stabbed to death if you're white and walk around there. Shepherd Ave is fucked too.

vancouverites be like
"my take out lo mein was late, this is truly a 3rd world dystopian hellhole"

Im an employee, not a student. That's whats got me worried

I thought about this for a while and concluded Canada doesn't have tough hoods. The worst parts of the big cities are just filthy and packed with disgusting homeless. Dangerous because you might get randomly stabbed by a transient. It's not tough like, for example, parts of Chicago are 'tough' because the urban youth and their gang wars.

More often than not the culprit in molestation is a family member

excuse me, we have a resident pedophile who cant attest to South Chiraq being a garden of eden

Israel doin a genocide

fifth shot down

Vancouverites be like "I was taking my electric scooter to City Hall to pay my $23,000 property tax bill and this guy just threw a starbucks cup of HIV-positive shit in my eyes and then a chinese granny hit me with her $300,000 luxury SUV before an indian construction worker dropped 10,000lbs of concrete block from a crane onto my head but OMG look at those mountains so prettyyy!!!"

lol
streamable.com/3wkie6

not clicking that

he's alright

Yes you are

my 15(?) year old shit laptop that cant watch youtube videos on 360p without buffering and stuttering every other 5 seconds is starting to dying out on me. I have to have it plugged in or else it will just shut off. I hate the fact that I have to get an ID to take out money to buy a new one. My parents will make me try and get a job now that I have an ID. the good thing is i have a weak child like body that cant carry much weight so even basic jobs wont hire me. i would do uni but i dont want to go outside.

If Canada is so wealthy then why do you have homeless

You sound like you should be killed

Do Slavic and Indian truck drivers have turf wars?
On a separate note, when did all truckers become Slavs or Jeets?

What makes you say this?
sounds like random fuck boys living in vermont or south dakota complaining about souther california

Child-like body? Child-like mind, that's your biggest issue. When are you going to grow up and start solving problems you have with your own resources?

most truck drivers in america are blacks or whites tho

I am 5'4 and no more than 110lbs. My older brother and younger sister are taller than me.

you have stinky butt

Why do you think Canada is wealthy? We have billions in debt.
I've been to Vancouver, it's exactly like that.

Are you a bottom?

I practice proper hygeine. I brush my teeth and use mouthwash as well.

no you fool
vancouver probably pays taxes so you rural fucks can live

Talk to those white truckers and ask them
Ukrainians Russians and Indians are flooding into trucking

I wanna smash your tiny bussy

You can make changes. I used to be DYEL skinnyfat and now I'm not. And honestly a place like McDonalds would still take you

Bottom of the walmart bargain bin maybe

Windows protected your PC

vancouver probably pays taxes so you rural fucks can live

chinese or indian fingers typed this

so doesn't stink?

Discovering black pill ruined me. Not because it's not true, on the contrary. Because now I have achieved such level of self awareness, I'm extremely unhappy. Every single failure with women makes sense now. The worst part, I can't change people's standards. If I'm not a living god, I'll never have sex.

Something the Brazilian would post

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

You ever get kidney stones?

I am too. I guess we aren't so different

My friend ordered a Starbucks coffee last winter when it was -20 and blizzard outside, the roads were full of snow and his street hadn't been plowed. He made the uberjeet walk like 200 feet in knee deep snow just to bring him a $3.50 cup of coffee.

You want to ejaculate in Mexican anuses like him too?

If I'm not a living god, I'll never have sex.

Go outside, look who is in a relationship. Then schmarten up, you're saying some delusionally dumb shit right now.

I had a cuppa at my favorite cafe this morning.

Too much of a coincidence. Something went wrong in these kids upbringing. Also why the fuck is she proud of her bloodline ending, that's really fucking weird death cult shit.

Hi what is good where's the icelandic from iceland???????????

new black girl at work with an amazing body and ass

she has an awful caveman face

he's facing a war crimes tribunal because making posts that bad is legally considered torture

ITT we believe in Shinobu supremacy

I understand i can make changes. I am just so pathetic lol. I went to school with some hispanics and south east asians who had great lives and are my stature. I don't see why I would work at mcdonalds instead of trying out school at that point.
i look like a normal guy just short. not boyish
no weirdo.
ironic coming from me but go outside moron.
so what?

so what?

lmfao

Anyone who loses to fake concepts like morality and dreams wouldn't stand a chance against a real external conflict, like a man brandishing a knife and demanding money.

Explain war veterans with PTSD.

He angered seethejeet who spent hours trying to get him banned yesterday, eventually seethejeet succeeded

youtube.com/watch?v=1TpcLdRuUt0

The thought of never having a wife and children depresses me.

it's interesting how schizojeet blatantly spams and trolls threads but never catches a ban.

Most of them that look like that are more Homo Erectus than caveman tbdesu

i have already accepted it. it would be rude to bring in kids to this world unless they have crispr shit that can make them average

Kanye West's Hitler song is too catchy.

people who drive chargers deserve to be shot

t. broke ass driving a 98 camry with 160k miles on it

didn't use t. right

you're also a nigger btw

the young black male's car of choice

Bit racist

hit too close to home?

The icelandic from iceland is most definitely having sexxx while you guys complain about sexxx or its lack thereof

The jannying in this general is always very suspect tbqh it's very different than the rest of Anon Babble

finna smash this brazilian android's brains out fr fr

if a hot girl of my dreams sincerely asked me to have sex with her i would reject. that is how much i detest myself

feeling sexy

cucking himself due to low self-esteem

Grim

It seems like most of the problems of modern western society could be fixed if young white men had more sexxx with young white women

I got Vietnamese food, and they basically gave me box crammed full of veggies, rice, noodles, but only one skinny chicken leg. Where's the freaking protein?!

PTSD is a real condition that can be tested, diagnosed, observed and documented. It is a reaction created by the brain in response to trauma. Morality, for example, is a societal phantom that demands you act in certain ways but it is real life elements that react to your decisions, not "Morality". Morality cannot be tested or observed because it is entirely subjective and taught by society. Which by the way, also means it is entirely created by the social consciousness, again not a real physical thing.

Essentially, you're mistaking mental illness for social constructions. The former is a result of biology, the latter is a coping mechanism for people to act in their own self interests. Which they can and will do anyways, with or without the belief that their actions support their "morals" or "religion" or any other spook.

tinder and its consequences have been disastrous for the human race

There's a reason they are like 5'5 on average

aw wtf, the asian guy from mythbusters died?

ruined mah day

Yes, years ago from a brain aneurysm
One of the female hosts died too whil

He had brain cancer, was pretty big news when it happened, sucks tbqh

I find it hilarious that some folks here waving US or Canadian flags are quick to claim China and India are superpowers, yet they never want to go back there—not even for the holidays!

inb4 I'll get a slew of replies from angry jeets/chinese using US/Canada flags

Brain aneurysms are crazy like that. You can be completely healthy, go to sleep and never wake up. Truly the great equalizer

I haven't seen as many wumaos doing that these days

really sick of all the racism and sexism in /cum/
cmon yall we're better than that

Jordan Peterson is extremely mentally ill.
Everyone has weird dreams about people they know, but sharing it to the world is insane

It's all the icelandic's fault. He preaches the evil doctrine of HITLER.

Was running for the train when I nearly sharted myself, had to go to the washroom and almost missed the train. Americans I salute your bravery in the face of sharting.

What man hasn't had the pubic hair brush dream?

I bet RFK Jr. has some crazy dreams, that guy is nuts!

come to 4channel.org

why is there so much racism and sexism here!?

I know you're shitposting but it's stupid how many redditor types actually do this

The water's making all the frogs gay, that's why you should buy your alex jones water filter

youtube.com/watch?v=ppv1DAujL_I

why is there so much racism and sexism here!?

Maybe it's because white Canadians are fatigued at seeing their country OVERRUN by a buhzillion jeets and chinks?

brokeass takes the bus to the library so he can go on an anime website and get triggered by anime

Say what you will about Los Angeles, but you can't deny that it's kino

Why do people still bring up the frogs being gay thing when Alex was right about that?

San Francisco > Los Angeles in terms of kino

He was half right, but it's still hilarious that it's kind of true
Fish hormones are getting fucked by pollution too

Those aren't the only two options, you know

and sports teams

anime website

The Dodgers and Rams have both won champions within the past few years
The 49ers haven't won a super bowl since the Clinton administrators, and no one cares about the Giants

Sounds ridiculous on the face of it so it discredits him even though environmental pollution is known to affect sex hormones of various species. It's an effective way to turn opinion.

210938873

Someone can have depression due to not having a family. There, it's documented now.
Do you really never do anything for other people out of kindness rather than furthering your own interests? You should try it sometime.

FUCK I need to proofread my posts better. So many typos
Sorry guys

i was washing my face, and when i went over my nose, it hurt a little. so i stuck the old probe up there to see what was the matter, and a fairly sturdy booger had gathered around a grouping of my nose hairs, and was pulling on them. naturally i deported the poor fellow down the sink drain, and resumed washing my face. once i felt refreshed enough, i looked in the mirror and lo and behold, i discovered that i had NOT disposed of the snot-stone as i had believed, and had, in fact, wiped it on my own face.

happy friday.

the dodgers won a mickey mouse trophy in a shortened season and broke the salary cap with players all choosing to be bus riders and hop on the rings train. The jints wont 3 rings in 5 years and have a pitcher with the lowest postseason ERA in MLB history while clayton kershaw continues to write his accolades as the biggest KWAB in playoff history

the rams have exactly 1 ring and it was marred in controversy backed by the refs ignoring a flagrant PI call against the saints to get there

sixth shot down

Putin saved Russia by nationalizing oil. When he came to power after shock privatization only ~15% of gas/oil resources were under state control. Within a few years he’d brought it above 50%. This gave the state revenue and allowed it to rebuild. State good, private sector bad

The Saints had like half an hour of playtime after that call to win the game and they couldn't
Anon Babble was unusable that week because of butthurt Saints fans, my god

Yeah idk how anyone can genuinely argue the state controlling certain segments of the economy (but not all) is not advantageous.

its not that simple. read papers

he did that so he and his cronies could directly steal profits. russia is still an absolute failure economically

Cope

USA=Goes to the Semifinals against Sweden
Canada=Loses to Denmark after winning the Four Nations trophy.

i don't like asian women but this girl has a hot body, would fuck, but of course not have a romantic relationship

Me on the right

hasnt won their own sport's trophy in over 30 years

the last canadian team in the playoffs is getting spanked by a team below the amson dixon line

Honestly women live in totally different worlds than men. Going through the world with such beauty is just a whole different mode of existence. It makes some things easier but it also makes you more susceptible to false views of the world because everywhere you go people are trying to do things for you and offer handouts

made one

new watch what do you think

i like looking at reviews for warehouses and distribution centers and shit because its all just indian truck drivers bitching about loading and unloading

Let's see Paul Allen's

Big white cock!!

nice coloring

lmao

Tonight I bond burgered your sister

Someone can have depression due to not having a family.

Again, mental illness is not a spook. There are real genetic and non-genetic conditions that cause depression.

Do you really never do anything for other people out of kindness rather than furthering your own interests?

No? I just don't pretend I do it for anything other than my own enjoyment in helping others. I actually enjoy helping others quite a lot. I mail gifts to my mom all the time because she's great at receiving them.

midwits still filtered by the dual control scheme

sad!

Alright lads if you will excuse me for a moment I must take the care out to Canadian Tire to purchase a lumbar support pillow then go to grocery store to purchase athlete's foot medication and some potato chips.

Yeah your mum is great at receiving

Now it's back to posting hot white women

LOL

LMAO

i played doom 64, quake and quake II on it plenty and i'd take the xbox controller any day. i am unfiltered, ascended to preference.

Looks nice but I would get mechanical instead of quartz

Cool dog

I don't get it

So true…

I am Latin American
The blood of the Conquistadors flows through my veins
The blood of Confederates flows through my veins
The blood of German National Socialists flows through my veins
The blood of Italian Fascists flows through my veins
The blood of Aztec warrior flows through my veins
My blood is the epitome of what it means to be a master moralist Ubermensch

quake 2

Don't ride the elephants. They're not well treated it's kind of sad

jajaja el marrón

on the nintendo or in general?

4 ciggies left

youtube.com/watch?v=XMAOcwy1NdY

both

You.
Yes, you!

oxxo or kiosko?
where you going?

literally haven't eaten anything today

Crazy how fast these coding AIs are rolling out

Save an elephant, ride a whiteboy (SE Asia country song)

actually not bad considering it been going on for 3 years and there thousands of americans over there

Niggas will hit their 20s and really think like this. Bro thinks he's some kind of philosopher instead of a self centered loser.