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What happened

toby

BBC Earth

Right which one of you posted about trannies?
You know the jannies hate that. The leaks proved this if nothing else.

at mate’s house, he's out grabbing energy drinks

>wandering the halls, bored
>notice his mum’s bedroom door slightly open
>curiosity.exe
>peek inside
>she’s lying on the bed in silky red lingerie, scrolling on her phone
>she looks up, slow smile
>“Anon… didn’t expect *you* to come in… but I’m glad you did.”
>she sits up, lace clinging to curves that defy her age
>“It gets *so* lonely here sometimes… especially with no one to tuck me in.”
>she pats the bed beside her, eyes locked on mine
>“Close the door, won’t you?”

WYD?

what happened?

Jannist

You know the jannies hate that

what planet are you living on

Get a fucking clue lmfao

Tranny spammer made the thread and got his IP wiped.

dunno

wouldn't mind having a nice gf who I hope one day could be my wife then making tea together and having sex before falling asleep in a nice big double bed
but alas this is only a fantasy for I am nothing except a smelly evil incel

Mad how idiots like you believe in fairy tales

that doesn't sound like the tranny spammer, now the tranny spammer I know is respectful and adds an air of whimsy to his threads

what planet are you living on

I would have a TIE Interceptor if I were in Star Wars. They are very fast, powerful, and cool looking.

been trying to radiate pure joy recently

was literally about to post how nice it was to see no yanks about and then the worst one of them all made a fucking post

fucking dinner times ah yeah ahhhhh yeah yeeeeeah yes get in there
it's fuckin' suppaaaaah tiiiieeeemmeeee
niggaaa
ahhhaaaa yeah

Plotinus lookin ahhh

Also I would have an Executor class Super Star Destroyer.

Do you have a job?

not going in for night shift tonight, will be calling in sick. I'm sick of toiling on fridays when everyone else is out having sex and fun

gary eats

actualyl mental people wak eup with a person and go to sleep with a person day in day out and still pretend they'tre unhappy derranged shit
like saying the guy with 3 3 course meals a day si still hun gry

Bizarre

Awooooga!!! Look at that arse!!!!!!

dont pretend you're not going to be sat on your arse doing fuck all here

Would just like a cuddle and a spoon with a pretty girl for a bit me

not surprised she shy with that kinda celluite x

wouldn't mind this either

not surprised she shy with that kinda celluite x

could of worn

Alder Wood Avenue, Speke, 1958 and 2025

The opening day of a library here on February 18th of that year

but I could of worn

Ooooo I'd love to have it off with her

haha
feeling a bit lonely
at least I've got the /brit/ lads
listening to the smiths

might complain to toil about hte people who serve food there
its always miserable cunts
seems like theyre always pissed off that people are asking for food - thats your JOB!

Feeling blackpilled and furious.

/brit/ wherein Diego turns down a jpg of a woman for having cellulite but shames us into simping for a man by saying we're gay if we don't have sex with him

um

if a double decker bus, crashes to us..
to die by /brit/s side, such a heavenly way to die.

what happened?

project on

the 181st interceptor squadron were always my favourite looking ships from the star wars EU

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cock to balls ratio on this lad is off the charts

You may be cool, but are you this cool?

What was your second favourite and then your least favourite

Oh, you're on your phone whilst driving?

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vacuously true statement textbook example

brutal mogging here

pickle rick lol

None of them look very nice

sir affordable watch buyer

only interested in macron

This rugby ref is beautiful

rich

rich

stolen

rich

roar

waffel

fart now loading 70%...

It's your obligation to post an image of said ref.
In-match, not a sterile posed image, an image which reflects your professed lust. Get a move on.

Really difficult to try to dress like an adult but maintain some kind of sex appeal without looking like a deano

So other countries are ruled by corrupt leaders while we have a salt-of-the-earth man-of-the-people. How is that bad?

kek

funny when someone did him in

the amount of money laundering and embezzling that albanian lads done must be crazy

lot of words to say you're ugly x

how is it
lasses love men in suits, but if you're in a casual setting just make sure to show off your big muscles

"last one on drugs is a queer!", yells portillo

notice how the spam stopped lol

But it's on telly not my computer
Please just trust me

lmao literally know this vibe c u next sunday

In the trailer for the unreleased film Gray State there's a man in Masonic attire beheading people at a guillotine.
The director and his family died in a mysterious accident and the film never came out.

My husband is dead and I need sex now

WYD?

Diego come back!!!!!!!

gay boyfriend likes it when i wrap my scrotum around his thingy and give him a ball job

You should all be killed

*Surreptitiously waits for everyone else to be on drugs*

Firm smack upside the head, obviously.
A widow should be devoted to their partner's memory not taking the first chance she gets to slut around the neighbourhood.
Actually less respect for these sort of women than regular unmarried, unwidowed slags. They've at least got the excuse of no commitment.

Wearing suits outside of work are you? Men wearing t-shirts look like children even if they have big muscles, that's the issue

what does that mean
you and portillo been bumming on the 1926 from liverpool street to luton airport parkway?

idk

The ninth degree of Freemasonry teaches "proper administration of justice."

Not for me, thanks. Drugs are for mugs.

what happened to "until death do us part"

haha leaving in a bit but not right NOW haha x

been thinking about adding a gilet to the wardrobe myself
might look like i work in finance

stunningly accurate portray of /brit/ when the resident catyank heathermong trannyspammer schizos log on

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people always takje the grottiest in clubs with their lil fucking ugly baggies
just premake some proper aesthstic bombs and get on it
drop in the line and vibe
fucking amateurs

*bites fist like it's the 1950s* oooooh CORRRRRR

questioning if some choices i will make today are bent
you lads ready to answer?

second favourite

Imperial II star destroyer

least favourite

too many to choose from, the EU had a lot of goofy designs

Mental how fucking shit everything is

Aha we don't do anything scary or nefarious. We're just some boring old men sitting around drinking beer. We're really boring honestly. Don't investigate us. We're so boring and mundane.

I really appreciate you inviting me out for dinner tonight anon! I've been feeling down ever since my husband went on a business trip to Thailand with his colleagues for 6 months.

WYD?

go ahead mate

You have no friends, no girlfriend and nobody likes you

wear a short sleeved shirt then, plenty of those are casual enough and good for summer

This will get deleted faster than all those webms of trannies wanking just you see

uhhhhh sex

intensive purposes

but I could of worn

whoa mama

every time i see coombait being posted i spiral into a terrible depression how i will never touch a godess like this

i want to die

amazing how one video can surmaise brit so aptly

regional identifiers are so kino
Anon Babble should do that and OP should add regional flags
do that and I'll leave int/brit/

Print it out and tell your mum it's your new girlfriend :-)

highly convincing explosions

dot dogs and bamburgers

screaming at this
cunts have such delayed reactions they make it rock faster

Admin not revealing his region

what is he hiding

hungry but in an empty way

garmin sleep coach telling me i need 30 minutes more sleep tonight

thanks for reposting x

goodintent.uk

are only yanks blocked or all non-brits
or is it only for commonwealth realms maybe

I'LL be there, will YOU?

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wish i had a garmin sleep friend/coach too

taht video fo performing in the purple top with her mega abs means i will walsy love her regarldess of hwo mid her music is

Do you have any friends?

Freemasonry is banned in the Orthodox Church and you are excommunicated if you join a Masonic lodge because they are houses of demons.

...prefe rnot to say

No Bradders this year........

Why is Tyson Fury managing

um

Sorry for the intrusion /brit/

tu gato es un chad o un beta?

do you think if i joined freemasons they'd find me a job

What are u lads doin in here?

Tell you what I'd do if I were in the UK.

first off, 2 jacket potatoes.....tuna + corn down the gullet.

hop on Vivastreet....call up a nice Romanian or Austrian prossie...bit of fun isn't it. bit of an adventure diving in that beautiful clunge.

big pissup at the pub after

Simple as

Demons don't exist

chat shit get banged. simple as

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this one?

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Kek what a shit punch

might add regional flags

fucking hell lad go to bed

If I was a rich girl
I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy girl

lol am about ot ngl but im still pretty sober so h well

add everything no one's ever gonna post there XD

might read a verse from yhe binble then go to bed

Got a small willard me

reminder heatheryank is pretending to be diego for attention because this thread is all he has

blesse3d

if i as a woman and halfway attractive, id be the biggest fucking slut on the planet
would be on onlyfans and all that shit

that woman has a poo in her fannoise

id be such a tease i'd go out to clubs wearing almost nothing and refuse to get with any guys lmao
mayb kiss a few girls

anyone know any words?

don't care m8

um thats a thick cock

katy when the uber eats is a skinny small boat cronem

NMS
OA

Oh deegs
you and your obsession with tummies!!

haha so tru u have sene me

those don't look like words

May 22, 1996

mad that this was the cutting edge of ai only a few months ago

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people always say there is cp posted on Anon Babble but every time i go to check there is no cp

/brit/ is an insane asylum

I reckon you do care "m8"

uh oh stinky melty

I do ""m8""

oh no he's figured it out.....shut it down.........

i forgot
i lost my keys in the jungle and now i have to walk back home

fucking pish man

thats the biggest arsehole ive ever seen and ive met boris johnson

er lads, I forgot about the cans I bought. I was wanking to the cans I bought, you see
Going to start drinking them now

on wednesday someone said i had nice hair and so i just walked away

lyme regis niggas

thats the biggest arsehole ive ever seen and ive met boris johnson

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once i had a nightmare that my mother had eaten all my cereal

petrichor smell is crazy rn

does anyone post there

many in here don't know what it feels like to have someone you love steal your nutrients right in front of your eyes

dont think that hat suits this. it's more of ayour nan gabbing to strangers she meets doing her tesco shop

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

i have two mobile phones: one for gaming

dont think that hat suits this.

What games mainly do you play?

that's not what it stands for but go off diego my king

wondering what about this makes me a neurotypical

real
trap
shit

it was a lie
i only have one phone and i don't play videogames
you fool

He who denies the existence of God, has some reason for wishing that God did not exist

where's suelad

thats just a cope really isnt it

i deny the existence of god because i know he is not real
i have a lot of money, more than you so i know more than you: he who has less money than me, has less knowledge than me

got the interpol on

so fit when you see a brother and sister and they look alike
makes you wonder how their teenagers years went

lol sent that freak flying

least retarded atheist
hs?

think im still wanted by interpol from my days teaching english in cambodia

went to shit after Antics

Only believe in things there's proof of me. Not retarded you see

'

proof of this statement? LOL

lol man fr
i proably ate too many banans
cambodia do be like that these days

left shoulder, right shoulder
not a cracker in sight
friday morning routine

Religious freaks crying about this one

proably gonna be eating a lot of fruit this summer
it makes me sweet like a baby, sweat like a dog

so if i kill someone but remove the evidence, you'd agree that i didn't kill anyone

mental how i'm the only /brit/ poster left
no friday feeling

you're just proclaiming that everyone who doesnt agree with you doesnt have any legitimate reasons for doing so and assigning every single one of them some sort of subconcious malicious motivation. very intellectually dishonest, hence a cope

what reason would he have to believe you

I want to be a paperback writer
paperback WRITERRRRRRRRR

If there truly was no evidence remaining then people wouldn't have any reason to suspect you. But most killers do leave some evidence remaining

project on

poo

Worlds fly by
Drove by your place and stopped again tonight
I know I said that I'm too scared to try
But I still think about you, think about you
And I can't lie
I like the feeling, how you make me shy
I share my secrets and I will not hide
I know that one could be two, one could be two

grow up

Diego is unable to prove the existence of God. Nonetheless he likes to still believe in his little fairy stories.

Diego wouldn't shag this. He's a man of principle you see.

yeah
i lost all my manuscripts in the jungle on wednesday
i kept looking (left shoulder, right shoulder) but everything faded away like droplets down a drain

not an argument

her face is munted tbf

timmy's crush LOL

gorw up

diego has now been on /brit/ for at least 9 hours and is STILL arguing about god

screaming
what a freak

waiting for the new

grow up

The real Diego hasn't posted here in years

yes, he does this every day, it's not surprising any more

grow up

They've switched me fucking gas off

my room smells because of al the mouldy bread in my wastepaper basket

Regina caeli laetare, Alleluia,
Quia quem meruisti portare. Alleluia.
Resurrexit Sicut dixit, Alleluia.
Ora pro nobis Deum. Alleluia.
Gaude et laetare, Virgo Maria, Alleluia.
Quia surrexit Dominus vere, Alleluia. Rejoice and be glad, O Virgin Mary, Alleluia.
For the Lord has truly risen, Alleluia.
Oremus. Deus, qui per resurrectionem Filii tui, Domini nostri Iesu Christi, mundum laetificare dignatus es: praesta, quaesumus; ut per eius
Genetricem Virginem Mariam, perpetuae capiamus gaudia vitae. Per eundem Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.

peace and good night amen

Excellent post

another night pretending to be black with your incel buddies is it? haha just kidding bro nice to have you here with us yet again on the weekend

i like your posts/penis

the real diego died of covid in 2020
rip

got a recurring cyst on by ballsack
once about ten years ago it swelled up the size of a golf ball and oozed smelly yellow pus
well it's back again
hello old friend

Supernanny aggressively bouncing on your cock

my eyes won't stop watering

post pics x

Pics x

harrowingly depressed lads
like properly depressed

they care me :)

Chin up lad

i want to fall in love but i never speak to any women

not hard to take the bin out is it

cheer up

your so fucking stupid hahahaha

i remember how i have been isolated my entire life

i care you

on the naughty stool as she throws it back

ktimber

spambots saving their dogshit posts for the new is it

Oh yeah who's they
Pobody I bet