/cum/-canada usa mexico iceland

wish massage parlors where real in brazil

i grew up with this
youtube.com/watch?v=4LfJnj66HVQ
neck urself kiddo

worst shit I've ever heard

Whole gang full of drug addicts
Take so much I forgot what happened

youtu.be/Xee_2r-5L2U?si=9g-WeMGZmQN8S68w
+rusted root

embarrassing

Had to stop my gf from killing herself on call again tonight
It'll be easier when im living with her in july

FAGGOT

i've never had a gf and i can tell you're cooked

bro how down bad are you for this hurtbag lmao

I'm not down bad i just have love and empathy
Also I'm moving halfway across the country and I've already signed a lease so I'm in for at least the next year
I'm cooked either way. Loneliness awaits me without her
This is good for me. If I can make it out alive I'll have some more social experience, maybe even a few friends if I can make them disconnected from her. But either way I'll have some interesting life experience
Only worry is if i can't handle it and I leave i worry she might actually do it this time

maam i show best night all life, please wear red dress

i'd rather be a bachelor than some googlyeyed sadsack shacked up with a suicidal white trash broad

I'm a permanent bachelor but I'm NOT GAY I just love men

You to spinster

All meaningless categories
You dont think you'd ever be where you end up until you end up there
And by that time you're already drunk off of stoli ohranj

suicidal white trash broad

god i want that so bad
i would mind break her for fun

repression is not a good thing jason

spinny isn't Brazilian

Can't begin to fathom what you meant by this

I'm a sovereign citizen

Yeah I'm thinking about coming out as gay (to no one), however I'm not actually gay. I never masturbate to men.

settling with a shitty loser woman is a retarded move

I'm a citizen of California

Brazil is the India of the Americas.

a complicated arrest

the sex though leaf bro

pretty much every single recognizable american celebrity are got to have made silly japanese commercials, feel like they do these commercials more than they'd be willing to do american commercials just because they're silly and fun

That's Bolivia thoughever.

Azns are deeply unserious.

Iceland is a state.
Greenland is a state.
Canada has been slandered, it is four or five states, I forget.
Guam is a state.
Each individual Hawaiian island is a state.
Long Island is a state.
D.C. is an irredeemable shithole.

what about love though

I record all ot my sexual encounters so I can use the footage in court to prove they were consensual if I'm falsely accused of rape

Based

what is the best city in america to sexpat, looking for a tradwife preferably german irish

ahmed is on the way with my order

german irish

rural texas

One time I almost got fuckin killed by a chink making an illegal left while I was crossing the road and when I screamed at him to watch where the fuck he was going he said through his window, "thank you, thank you ^_^" and drove off.

just have a wire on you any time you're outside in case a woman decides to talk to you

Utah

^_^

I can see him making this face.

hopefully he doesn't bring you a bomb instead lol!

greenpoint

Idk problem some place in Maine

One of the crack head neighbors just got taken out on a stretcher

doors probably unlocked you can ransack the place

Thread gets more and more dark skinned every day

you can ransack the place

Anyone not pro Palestine is pro genocide and pro israel
Theres no in-between and the people who say "both sides" are pro israel
You dont get to be neutral when every single politician in your government supports the ethnic cleansing campaign being done by the jews in israel and all your tax money being used to fund things like their military which goes on to drop bombs on hospitals with sick and starving children in them.

All the cockroaches ran in immediately after the firetruck and ambulance left
I live in one of the whitest states in the USA (New Hampshire) and the person and everybody involved was white

hope he's okay.

not my problem *hits bong*

But it is your problem

*hits bong*

based

it was either the younger guy or the older woman im not sure which but i think the old woman

You're a sweetheart

the bong has been hit sir

Based
Weed is tight, weed is tight

Hello to my North American friends

I can't find a clip of jdawg saying STREEEEETTCCCCHEEERRRRRR but I'd like to link one right now.

Smoke all the weed you want, it doesnt change the fact that we are complicit in the worst crime of the 21st century

New England crackheads prove that n___ism is more than just skin color

is there anywhere i can look for women where it wont be 15 men for every woman

I'm pro Israeli genocide and pro Palestinian genocide
Fuck your false dichotomy

8 hours tugging myself
8 hours tugging myself
8 hours tugging myself
8 hours tugging myself
guehh

She would get mad if you asked to feel her tits, for literally no reason. She literally has no reason to get mad and refuse to let me fondle her massive tits for a few seconds. She loses NOTHING by allowing this to me.
It's honestly inhumane.

Think of the absurd imbalance of things she would lose by letting me put my face into her cleavage vs what I would gain.

I would be incredibly happy. It would make he happy for probably at least a month just to remember the moment. For her, she would maybe be a little bit uncomfortable letting a disgusting subhuman 5/10 male touch her for 3 seconds. WOW BIG DEAL BITCH

and thats why I hate beautiful women. They are absurdly selfish creatures who aren't willing to toss a penny to a beggar

tbf Muslims aren't real people

If I touched tits this huge I would remember it my entire life. she gets inconvenienced for 3 seconds. It's BULLSHIT

LET ME TOUCH YOUR BREASTS

Muslim Lives Don't Matter
I care as much about preventing the deaths of Muslims as the average Muslim cares about preventing the deaths of white people

this is the worst rpg i've ever played

t. People who enjoy seeing children, babies, and pregnant women get killed and seeing infants starve to death
You are clinically insane psychopaths

youtu.be/MJJFIXJNDms
You're wrong but also not wrong at the same tim

it's not her fault she doesn't know what a nice guy you are

youtube.com/watch?v=T1XNtFmsfmw

hairy fat ass sumo gaijin, the japs are all hairless

I love Greggs

Enjoy? No. I'm not even watching. I don't care.
Total sand ape blood cult extinction.
There is no way I can ever save those kids and they will just grow up to hate me and be violent no matter what. They were doomed when they were born into murder cults.
I'm just glad they're at each others' throats again instead of at mine. Less kids would die if they would finish each other off entirely as soon as possible.

You are a:
Genocide supporter
Ethnic cleansing enjoyer
Jewish supremacy respecter
Fan of seeing kids starve to death
You are a crazy person
Everyone else on planet earth is shocked and appaled by the behavior of the jews in gaza

Muslims killing other Muslims

No one bats an eye.

Jews killing Muslims

All of a sudden everyone loses their goddamned minds!

offer her $30 if you're that desperate

What should Israel have done instead as a response to October 7th?

I never claimed to be a cuckold (nice guy). My claim is simple and true. She loses NOTHING by letting me grope her massive fucking melons. Yet for me, it's a life changing experience. It's cruel and unusual to deny me

you forgot Based

I support the genocide of Israelis, Palestinians, and whiny evil cunts in my universities supporting either one for any reason.
I don't care about ethnicities, I look down on both Jews and Muslims, I cannot save children from the evil bastards keeping this same slapfight going for millennia no matter which "side" I would "choose".
You are an evil bitch and you should kill yourself.

womp womp faggot shut the fuck up before i go murder a child in your honor

Nothing
They should have not spent the previous 60+ years attacking, provoking, and stealing the land of the Palestinians
The attack was justified completely

Im unironically going to make a REAL donation to israel if you don't shut the fuck up about this shit right now

Every Muslim deserves death. It is the most evil mainstream religion ever to exist. Worse even than oldschool Hinduism.

Killing women and children isn't justified
This is why I have stake in the conflict, both Israel and Palestine are ran by psychos. I feel bad for anyone caught in the middle

good goy

You would think somebody overdosing and potentially dying would give them a reality check and they might settle down for like a day right
nope they are already out in the parking lot yelling at each other and fighting at 4AM

Insane bloodthirsty psychopath jews all of you
Everyone on planet earth supports Palestine and Gaza and hates you

my bussy has been gentrified

My bussy is a victim of white flight

Me too. Death to all braindead propaganda spammers. Give me the link, I will throw the jews some shekels if the dumb bitch freakout ITT doesn't stop.
I mean it. Shut your retard paki ass up or I will give Jews money to kill your retard Muslim kin.

t. jews

I just looked up a method to donate DIRECTLY TO THE IDF
IT'S CALLED
Friends of the Israel Defense Forces

IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I SWEAR TO GOD IM GOING TO DONATE RIGHT NOW

Everyone on planet earth supports Palestine and Gaza and hates you

No they don't you just fall for corpo propaganda
I bet you're also vaxxed and supported BLM

youtu.be/-22LEHzNq7Q?t=47

I'm a Jew.

imagine the japs disappointment when they learn white people can be ugly too

Jew

I'm fat and balding

I'll do it too
Fuck this guy

Here is a link to donate to the IDF

support.fidf.org/site/Donation2?df_id=4040&mfc_pref=T&4040.donation=form1

Only jews and people jews pay like israel and support them

dont go to japan

I also donate directly to the IDF
it's called federal income taxes

Blow up a bus station over it you retarded nigger

uh we devoted our lives to blowing up your civilizans how DARE you not care when israel does the same to us???

like shut up nigger

I can't sympathize with Muslims since they worship a pedophile bandit warlord.
Israel is still going too far though

Is there any way to stop your employer from taking taxes out of your check?

I'm buying my tickets now
I will take the shinkansen rail nonstop so as many beautiful japanese OLs will see me on their commutes as possible
they will shrivel up and go "ewwww I don't want to show my pixelated pussy to ANY gaijins ever"
And then they will never be your wife

i wish there was any good place to go

work as a contractor

I would like to go to japan but I would be embarrassed to do so because it's such a meme at this point, and I know a lot of them just want to be left alone and are sick of tourists

they need to either stop fighting or one finish the other off or nuke the whole area
enough already so tired of hearing about it

You could go and be a polite tourist

muslims vs zoomers
who worship the worse being?

Who do zoomers worship?

feel like professional sumo wrestlers could body most other professional martial artists of any kind, they're like 6'5 fat and strong as fuck, just based on weight alone they win

Why don't they do mma then

black kings and queens

sumo wrestlers have more lean muscle than any other athletes

Their legs would be destroyed after 1 fight

There are unironically jews in this general
Fucking disgusting
Goodbye forever

Bye snowflake

i'm not jewish but have dated and adore jewish women

I'm donating again because you posted this.

fuck islam
bomb mecca

I just donated $736 million dollars to the IDF

Zion Don, is that you?

go back to bed donny

What's your favorite amusement park?
Also what a stupid name for a place. Amusement park sounds stupid

can i have some

fuck im so full but i wish i had someone to force feed me all this greasy fried chicken i have left over
it feels liek my belly is gonna burst!!!!!!!

Disney World unironically
I haven't been since before Disney bought star wars though

western playland

Is this your fetish

grab a bowl of chinese pie

think its way too big of a portion for me to finish

finish in 5 minutes and grab a bowl of nuts and some blueberry cornbread

'cold as a three dog night' comes from americans observing canadians sleeping with dogs to keep warm back in the day. we'd just use the fireplace

I have only ever been to a six flags
it was pretty good

I wish I had three dogs.

IT'S THREE DOG AWOOOOO YOUR MASTER OF CEREMONIES

Wtf is Chinese pie

THREEEEEE
DAWWWWWGGG

having a fun dream where your spending time with dead loved ones but then some faggot calls your cellphone and wakes you up

This but the dream is me falling in love with a woman

I had a dream about having sex with a beautiful blonde woman in a hot tub last night

same as shepherds pie but where im from its called chinese pie as a translation from french canada
they called it shepherds pie because french canadian railroad workers noticed that the chinese workers would mix their rations together in the form of a pie and thus it became chinese pie

Slept from 4pm to 4am award.

Jason

sleeping from 3pm to 3am recharges your mana

I'm a sick son a gun

I'm a sick tux I love to use linux

finna sleep from 5am to 9am

i sleep from 9am to 5pm for the wagies

A woman behind me poked me a little with her cart and I didn’t know how to react because I was with a small child and I didn’t want to scare the kid.. happened yesterday, don’t know why I still feel annoyed about it

where'd you learn that from? how did you discover this food??????????

she was horny

It's crazy how women have vaginas

My city has/had a high population of french canadians, it is in our history, it's in my blood. They use to say you needed your passport to go on the west side because everybody there spoke french

The french use to come from Quebec to my city to find work because we were the biggest textile manufacturer in the world

perhaps

Yeah it's crazy. Like "oh shit this mythical vagina", but they're everywhere.

Anybody else like to fuck the dog?

Never done that. I'm not canadian.

If you don't come home from your shift fantasizing about blowing your brains out, then you don't work a real job

Canadians fuck bears

Canadians have never tamed a bear. Gypsies do it all the time.

If i had a hole between my legs I'd be paranoid about stuff getting up there
How do w*men prevent insects from crawling up their va jay jays?

Have you ever beat the Simpsons Hit and Run for PS2

I've literally rode a bear

How do you prevent insects from crawling up your asshole?

I think they use sealant.

There are countless insects that are small enough to crawl into your penis hole. They just usually don't because that's not their prerogative

Asshole is too small and has hair around it which is a deterrent

Farted

Dishonest analogy a penis hole is small, a vagina hole is massive by comparison

That's not their perogative

I bet a vagina is moist and warm, perfect place for insects to breed

If you don’t fantasize about chubby Asian women something is wrong with you

I once had a cat that once sat directly on top of an anti hill. Not a single ant got on him.

I prefer my asian women medium sized

Why was your cat's asshole so gaped that it encompass the entire ant hill? What are you doing to your cat

are you a twink?

The cat didn't engulf the ant hill it just sat on top of it. Then made a noise.

I ordered a couple things.

the horror omnibus

What is this, a collection of his stories?

This sounds like a 4000 year old joke that has been translated from sumerian

ever read eyes of the over world / cugels saga

Yeah but not all of them unfortunately, however there are a number inside which I haven't read which is the main reason why I bought it.

fantasy

black character on the cover

Why did Sumerians let dogs open their penises

bodyfluids-jav.com

will I actually find javs of women pissing if I go here, or just more of them screaming while three pixeldicks swing around the screen

I have the Necronomicon. I'm about halfway through it, last one I read was The Whisperer In The Darkness. Kino

does japanese girl pee taste different than regular girl pee

yes its spicier

A dog walked into a tavern and said, 'I can't see a thing. I'll open this one

Seek Jesus

Revelation doesn't say anything about watching women pee in heaven so no thank you

White people by like this japanese girl pee too spicy

Never heard of an orc, or a dark elf?

dark elves are italians

There are no black people on either covers

How do you react when you see a bug in your house?

Both are better than Africans.
You're right, but the top left looks like a googly eyed bulbhead from the cart picture.

I'd wonder which government is bugging it

Insects freak me out. When i see one i have to deep clean my entire room after taking it out because i start wondering if there are more hiding around...
It's weird because actually threatening things don't scare me. Like i've done security in dangerous areas, but insects scare me more than the possibility of getting shot or something No idea why

I kill it. No exceptions.

What about rolley polleys? They're technically crustaceans

Nobody is telling anyone to eat ze bugs any more
This is a win for the good guys

I breed them larger until I can eat earthy shrimps because I was in that thread too

I've never seen one indoors.

I really don't like the new Discworld covers.

I keep the wolf spiders and daddy longlegs spiders. Centipedes and scorpions I trap under a glass cup so I can look at them later. Moths I leave because they disappear eventually. Other flying things I want OUT. Love me spiders.

They're technically crustaceans

I'd throw it back in the sea where it belongs

the dog torturer is back

WHY don't people just admit watching women pee is hot

If I see a spider it's gotta die.

the namedropping identityfag troon thread circlejerker with little girl reacts is back

I'll quit making fun of you if you get off the twitter tranny cancel mob

Watching a hot woman do anything is hot for me. Honestly even pooping, but I don't have a fetish for that

Anon Babble is a gay tranime website. Not a dog torturing freak website.

hang yourself pedotroon

There's a black widow in my garage, and she's huge. Probably the biggest one I've ever seen. She's also a prolific breeder, she's made like four egg sacks. I let her have the first one but the rest I've taken outside and smashed

Jason is just jealous that another thread personality is getting attention instead of him

Patriotism is the last bastion of a scoundrel

Now that I think about it, is there anything good to do in heaven other than live eternally in gratitude in the presence of the Lord, lay down beside living waters, eat the fruit of life every now and again?

Sometimes I touch spiders and they jump a little bit.

I like to think that there is an endless buffet of all your favorite food, and endless orgies

I didn't have any issue with Iceland before I found out he posts gore and tortures dogs and is an acolyte of Curtis Yarvin.

wtf you can't just kidnap women and kill their babies because you have a fetish you dumb incel, I'm calling the cops

cucks in ontario, is there a black market I can get cigars from?

There definitely isn't orgies, also no reproduction supposedly, and gluttony is a sin
Tyrants prefer foreigners

and is an acolyte of Curtis Yarvin.

I had never heard of him before you brought him up. Are you having a schizo moment?

Here's a shitty picture I took a while ago of her torturing a bug she captured
I let her keep literally like 200 of them

If Catholicism's version of heaven is right, then you're corporeal, which means you can have sex

DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

Women should strive to be more than just dick receptacles for men but I don't think they want to, they're just hard wired to depend on men, it's really what makes men and women different

>and is an acolyte of Curtis Yarvin.

I had never heard of him before you brought him up. Are you having a schizo moment?

Nobody believes a dog torturer.

WELL, MAYBE I'M THE FAGGOT, AMERICA
I'M NOT A PART OF A REDNECK AGENDA
NOW EVERYBODY, DO THE PROPAGANDA
AND SING ALONG TO THE AGE OF PARANOIA

post 1 gore video in my entire life

9 years later some mentally ill tranny loser and a jeet sperg call me a dog torturer

Kinda surreal

Good lad

Women should strive to be more than just dick receptacles for men but I don't think they want to

The issue is that female sexuality is fully integrated into the female mind, whereas men's sexual nature is more dualistic, not as entangled with the way we think, the horniness builds until release, and then once released we are free from its influence
The dick receptacles by contrast exist as receptacles. Everything they do is a function of attracting a mate that can care for their young

Didn't the heir to Greggs get imprisoned for raping little boys?

Everything I do is to find a wife
I'd throw away everything I've accomplished if it meant finding a sweet pretty wife

you pay for life
youtu.be/z_8BQzB9TZA?si=M4FvexYY7OMqPZA5

eat the fruit of life

You'll get hpv, nigga.

This is what America needs

>post 1 gore video in my entire life

That's one more than any moral person has ever posted. I can safely go to my grave saying "I've never posted gore."

Everything I do is to find a wife

That's sad. Do you not have any internal personal ambitions for their own sake?

You've called for the deaths of millions of jews

CHICKEN JOCKEY

No
I need someone to share my life with
I won't reveal these thoughts to her though since I know it's unattractive

You can also say "i never had a job" and "i never met my dad"

Source?

Greggs is basically the only popular British fast food company in the UK. Well I guess there's also Costa Coffee (our rival to Starbucks), although that's owned by Coca-Cola these days.

The other fast food companies in the UK are American - McDonald's, Burger King, KFC, and recently I've seen Taco Bell and Wendy's too

That's not true, but if it were that wouldn't be as bad as torturing a dog.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/30/son-of-greggs-founder-jailed-for-more-than-13-years-for-child-sex-abuse

Doing my gacha dailies.

I dunno if I've posted gore but I have looked at gore videos on Anon Babble before

Last time I looked at them was months ago. But it's interesting seeing them. Life can be gruesome sometimes. We get protected from that in modern society.

I think it's crazy to realize we're basically cave men, we're act and are driven by the same impulses as cave men were, like everything makes sense when you think about it in a cave men setting

If i'm a dog torturer then you are a child rapist by the same standard

Fair enough. Hopefully he doesn't own Greggs anymore

Indeed you're right. And humans are of course animals, biologically speaking. People should remember that.

You're american, you're probably a circumciser.

*bonks u*

youtube.com/watch/4FT6vQPlPvM

I'm a victim of male genital mutilation, but I got a "good" one and still have my frenulum. At least I'm not a gorefag or z*****t.

He has certainly touched as many little boy's penises as a circumcision doctor

My penis is fucked big time. It's very insensitive and doesn't lube itself even a little bit

Me? My penis is intact because my country doesn't practice circumcision (unless you're Jewish or Muslim)

Your attacks against me flop because I'm not a pedophile. I like adult women, older than myself specifically, and adult femboys.

You're just flailing and trying to say I'm something worse than a dog torturing freak, which you are confirmed to be. Being into gore is worse than pedophilia. For the record.

Its kinda sexy that my penis is mutilated

The boomer joke of a caveman cracking a woman over the head with a club and dragging her to his cave by the hair is very grim when you think about it

We're gonna be gene altering humanity to act different before evolution even has a chance to play a role, technology just came up too fast, civilization is just a dot in evolution timescale

The difference is that i'm telling the truth and you're lying
I used to kinda feel bad for you, but you are as malicious as you are pathetic

just found out iceland tortures dogs

keep bullying this freak

So what if iceland shared a shocking video? That's just btard shit.

I was never a "Anon Babbletard", I got into Anon Babble through Anon Babble. I feel contempt for subhuman gorefags.

I'm a poopy pants

The tranny-jeet alliance obviously only pretending to care because they are upset at me

The guy who sang "never a frown with golden brown" has obviously never seen my underwear

You will die, you will kneel over with an unbearable headache or a tightness on your chest and then go dark, if you're lucky you'll be doped out in a hospital bed so you won't feel much pain

I got in to Anon Babble through Anon Babble.

Is that franchise even still alive?

Women are real

I don't know. I haven't watched anything past s3. The board is still alive, I know that. There are still conventions going, I know that (never been to one). There's a big Anon Babble mlp convention in florida.

Wonder when you're eyes stopped working and you stop thinking, I suppose it depends on which parts of your brain shut down first but even you have some moments of couciouness between your senses being shut down and you dying or doesn't mean much, just some part of your brain going down between those moments you're not even yourself, just confusion and non sensical disjointed thoughts as your life, memories and personality become meaningless

Have you ever had a period of low blood pressure? It causes vision to go splotchy.

That is, unless you're just fucking obliterated instantly. No slow shutting down of the brain in that case.

All I know about Brazil is they have Japanese population for some reason, favelas, trannie, and a big statue of a rabbi.

hey leaf

I'm surprised to hear that

Yes many times but thats very different, I'm talking about the moment between a one part of your brain dying and your consciousness stopping and you fully dying

That's an AI image isn't it, but it's pretty convincing. In a few more years it will be pretty difficult to identify an AI image.

Have you ever forgotten what you were thinking? I'd imagine it'd be like that. Like an HTTP request that doesn't get a response.

I imagine much more chaotic like experiencing yourself stop being one and just being a mass of flesh trying to fire signals at each other, complete mess of thoughts just you coming undone

bro its not that complicated its just like falling asleep

I'd imagine whatever it is you'd forget about it pretty quickly.

Thats so not true, every time you sleep your consciousness is the same, you're still the same, it's just unknowable but it's something you might experience, anything you can even concieve about how it is is probably wrong because of how it is about fundamentally altering your experience of experiencing

new thread?

every time you sleep your consciousness is the same

This nigga never heard the word "unconscious"

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