/cum/

Great fucking question. I wish I knew the answer some years ago.

cor scran

Mom is demanding I come downstairs even though it's not even 8am

It's 1pm lad

Greggs with soul

two scoops???

kek

chicken more expensive than beef

How?

because cows are bigger than chickens

t. chang spic mutt nigger

Thinking about her.

North Americans are asleep, post European things

I collect 2k a month in Neetbux (living expenses about 1.2k).

So you're saving money? Nice. Living the dream.

I think he's a mummy, why won't he bleed

no 趟

There go DiDi now

tariffing individual companies

not just raising taxes

I hate women so much
They try to spin everything to be about them

What I hate are wankers. Some wankers are male, some are female.

hello

Kinda crazy how Hispanic worshipping white Americans are

Probably 10k a year in income for expenses plus 10-15k for a decent sized shack somewhere in Latin America

penis

I know somebody in El Tuito Mexico renting a new furnished apartment for $125 a month. He lives on $800 a month

a lot of people use this site just for Anon Babble

But then you live in mexico

Long weekend burgerbros. Who is excited to be let out of the wagecage for an extra day?

My work weak is only just starting. Though I've been off work for the last 6 days

Told my boss I was sick but I’m not just wanted a 4 day weekend

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nice. I just started at a new company or i would have

Me and this girl have been talking for a week now and we're not explicitly dating or anything, but we are on the same level of "obviously still feeling it out bc it's early but very into each other and both looking for long term serious commitment"
But i wont see her again til Sunday, and im mega horny TONIGHT
Its not technically cheating but it feels like it is, if i hook up with another girl
What does /cum/ think of this moral conundrum
Like if i ask myself if i would feel betrayed if she fucked another dude rn, the answer is yes
But strictly speaking we are not explicitly "together" so logically it is a grey area
Im really leaning on the side of not doing it because it's like cheating adjacent and that's a moral line

You're a bad person but she's no doubt fucked countless blacks so who cares? Bad people do bad things.

I’m an authority figure

authorize these nuts

I want sex with black kweenz

Jason's bbc fetish at it again

What holiday

damn nigga u stupid

The fuck are you talking about dude? It sounds like you guys aren't even really dating, just talking to each other. Just do what you want. Of course, you should still respect people enough not to rub it in their face because you don't know how they would feel about it, but if you guys aren't exclusive that's just what that means
What the hell would you know about it jason

Explain my 140 iq

Who cares; It's a holiday.

Vegan steak bake

Vegan sausage roll

Vegetable bake

Wot the fockin fock is this m8

If you're that smart, why can't you explain it yourself

got mandated to take antipsychotics today
went home, got a steak bake on way
three it away because someone in the greggs was coughing loudly
hot home
bin men hadnt taken rubbish so had to discretely hide it in someone elses garden down road
cat had a shit on my rug and i dont even have a cat
had a sleep and the. phone posted Anon Babble
hello and good afternoon

I know we're not explicitly exclusive but it like feels like we are
This isnt just "oh weve been chatting on and off for a week"
Went on 2 dates. 1 big one 1 small one, we talk all day. Good morning/good night texts, let me meet her dog, the whole shebang
It feels very much like being together without explicitly labling it
We are both very keen on each other & doing..whatever we are doing, with intent
Just shes going to a family event til sunday and my balls are tryingnto convince me it's morally ok to fuck someone else butbi need spiritual guidance

I don't understand, do you have a gf or something

drinking covfefe

Im not sure and so im confused too

Seems like the situation hasn't really changed, then. If you just want to go out for the weekend and have some fun, it's not like you guys are really exclusive yet. But also, be respectful of how she might feel about that and don't talk about it or post about it all over the internet. Women may not explicitly care about certain behaviors until you make it public, because then it makes them look bad and feel bad. It also bares mentioning that if you're this bent up about it you will probably feel guilty no matter what, so it's not really worth anyway

I don't have a job so to me it doesn't matter haha

I refuse to buy anything certified kosher or halal

White people need a special food designation.

A lot of kosher foods are good tho

That's not something I would care about. I just look for good food at a good price.

Special food designations are uniformly a brown thing. Mussies, jews, indians etc. all need to have voodoo rituals to eat their food

I don't know which holiday it is, and I work the same three days anyways, two of which are on the weekend, and I doubt my store is closed for this holiday, so no

omnivore

A lot of kosher ingredients are useful for certain recipes because they provide different taste/texture

AAAAAGH I CANT READ MY TWITTER DMs fuck you peelon

thinking of semen

this picture arouses me for some reason

Some Jewish food in general is unironically good. I had a Kurdish Jewish stew once that was great. Noodle kugel can be good too

Did you now that the original head writer and lead designer of the first Elder Scrolls was a Jeet? But despite that, there are no Pajeet-like societies in Tamriel
When did Jeets start to want to self-insert into everything?

Kugel is based, it requires a shit ton of ingredients though

Women are all roasties. I'm not an "incel" I'm MGTOW and I hate 3DPD.

Yeah but he also plagiarized 99% of the lore

All "jewish" food is just Arab and German food.

Wrong, they also love claiming Slavic food

having coffee and some sparkling water while smoking :)))))))))))))))

Jews be like I’m gonna have some traditional Jewish schnitzel, couscous, and borscht

terrone melty

sparkling water

Only homosexuals call it that
It’s called CARBONATED water

I was gonna make my post

Kikerrone be like be like I’m gonna have some traditional Jewish schnitzel, couscous, and borscht

/cumfy/

Made one.

Our gov really is helping to starve 2 million captive people to death.

People find it hard to absorb that because it seems an extreme claim, but it is factually what is happening.

Most of our media, including our national broadcaster, is not properly informing us about it.

umbrella fetishists get the rope

The FBI kicking down doors for publishing anti Israel op-Eds is something that has not happened before and acting like it has always been this way is both wrong and leads people to misunderstand how dangerous this moment is

cry harder, terrone

Jews workshop is sueing basically anyone associated with battletech content for using the word warhammer apparently. Is this retaliation for all the people dumping them for battletech or is it just more of the same "we can own a word until a court order tells us otherwise" tripe

dairy

made one

Don't forget the lox with extra shmeearrrr

Really torn on the Israel-Gaza thing because I hate Jews but love dead Muslims

strong growing economy

Immergent national identity keeping it safe from russia's particular brand of pan-slavism (everything slavic is russian)

NATO member in case they got little green men'd anyway

Vs.

glass bottle dildos

soviet apologists

Idk man seems like an obvious choice

Imagine if Palestine became a state. All those crazy Jews would probably move here

when the J6 committee is turned into the ZOG committee

Terrone is an anti-Zionist Jew

files.catbox.moe/90w47n.mp4

I'm hungry but the meatsauce isn't defrosted yet but I might be able to get some of it out into a pan and defrost it that way. Also I think Fall of Avalon released like an hour ago, so I think I'll get out of bed and try cooking again and then maybe play vidya. I ha e to pee either way so I have to get up anyway

BBC King Jason, pyrex is literally not normal glass it's explicitly made for being warmed up and cooled down
tell momberg she's a dumb cunt

pyrex is a brand, and their cookware is made of a variety of kinds of glass. some of these glasses have low thermal expansion. some don't

Couldn't you be arrested for posting this if your government found out?

What is it? I'm not clicking.

DIRTY LAUNDRY

I don't know what that means and I'm still not clicking.

What could you write in a ban appeal that would make the mods unban you

no?

2025 song of the year

Arkansas ranks 48th in healthcare outcomes in America, with specific low rankings in teen birth rates (49th), smoking rates (48th), annual dental visits (50th), and frequent physical and mental distress (47th).

Israel has universal healthcare paid for by Arkansas taxpayers.

billionare women fantasize about trillionare boyfriends

its so crazy how kanye just reinstated white boy sumer

Put a big block of frozen meatsauce in a pan. I cook it a bit, flip it and scrape the meat off and repeat.

feel like women outwardly appearance are made to deceive

is this how babby is formed?

They literally put a mask on first thing in the morning

John Fetterman reportedly said, in referring to Palestinians, “let’s get back to killing.” One person in fact claimed he said Israel should “kill them all.” He also compared Palestinians to a carton of “sour milk.”
A US senator can say “kill them all” about Gaza, and the worst people will say about him is “we hope he takes care of his own health crisis.”

*cums farts and burps*

Give me a break fellas

spamming/flooding

hes a demoncrat, it's what they do

he sounds jewish.

Isn't he legitimately crazy like almost Kanye tier?

tell them to kill themselves, show that you're not afraid of them, they respect that

based

Canadian broadcasters are pushing the unmarked grave conspiracy again

That doesn't look very good. Here's some meat sauce I made a while back.

you guys are just utterly dominated by the jew overlords who rule your country

and that's a good thing

He's got big time brain damage

i’m you but gay

At least the problem is starting to make it's way in the public sphere

another girl who said she wanted to hear my 'most controversial opinion' ghosted me after i gave her the lowdown on why selling your enemies into slavery is just better economics than killing them

The unmarked graves are my imagination
And in my mind, I believed it.
Even now, I still believe it.

it's way

She ghosted you because it's not controversial enough

like at this point honestly im just have a job, goals, and a girl who's into me.

I have all 3 its nice

im just have

i have to ease her into african genocide

N

im just grateful to have*
brain still on the startup screen

Unmarked graves from what? Covid or something?

I'm fucking your girlfriends

Trannies only respect rape. You have to rape one of the mods to show ypur strength

Whirlwind passions are overrated. It's best to have a stable relationship with someone that isn't financially illterate and has similar life goals, and have your own hobbies and be able to do things by yourself as much as with each other. That last bit seems to escape a lot of people, you need to know how to do your own thing and be ok with it

I don’t have a girlfriend

i know tyrone, i watch

jenny nicholson

women with personalities and passions usually end up being generally annoying people in other areas and it makes me sad
i want a girl i can connect to at least somewhat intellectually WITHOUT being 80 pounds overweight with blue hair

Just realized I've been driving uninsured for 6 months lol

If the women you connect with intellectually are 80 pounds overweight with blue hair then I think we have different ideas of what intellectual is

stop picking up chicks at intersectional feminist rallies

I just wish prostitution was legal, I would never even think about women again

hot skinny women who are normal and well adjusted tinder profile: TAKE ME ON THE BOAT, CERTIFIED YAPPER, 3 pictures of them at brunch
[this is wife material]
tinder profile of women with values and goals and who i can send cat pictures to: NO MAGA ACAB POLY DATING SEPARATELY fatties
it's fucking grim
dont need prostitution mate one night stands are really readily available on the apps, i dont like em tho the couple ive done made me feel gross and yucky and immoral

I'm not attractive enough for apps

Hey
Poop

how can people read the bible and think this shit is real

How can people criticize religion and not call Muhammad a pedophile

rather hammer my balls than to humiliate myself on a dating app

You’re not willing to do anything besides goon

I denounce Jesus and Mohammad. Your turn.

why are you so obsessed with mohammed

oh, that sucks. sorry dude
you find just being naturally god looking and messaging girls 'hey fine shit you tryna link?' humiliating?

My name is poop

I denounce the torah and israel.

Why do you refuse to denounce Mohammad?

When I wake up I usually check Anon Babble to see what’s happening

Grim

I can't believe there are actual Canadian jeets in here, AND they're autistic weirdos. They just seem like mythical legends or something to me

from an academic/anthropological standpoint i dont really see how anyone could believe in abrahamic religions, but of all of them i like whatever the casual laid back 'teach the parables listen to your rabbi and have a family' jews are called
there is no greater good than your community

Nice to meet you Mr poop

because you keep replying to me i told you that already

He's not good looking, that's the issue

Study apologetics then, especially the historical Jesus (leafs who won't call Muhammad a pedophile need not reply)

there is no greater good than your community

What if it is a community dedicated to evil for centuries?

People do that thoughbeit

cry harder, terrone

Newfag

Pisslam
Pooslims

hesus never existed theres no proof

Tell me about redditjeet
Why does he love prophet Muhammad but hate prophet Isa

i do
not professionally but i looove listening to anthropological/academic/scholarly videos about ancient christianity and shit
i commit nefarious acts my nigga, im an evildoer

oozing oils from all my pores

no proof

He wrote a book

Jesus always existed there's lotsa proof

what book

Dont most academics agree that Jesus existed?

How I Became the Messiah and so Can You

i looove listening to anthropological/academic/scholarly videos about ancient christianity

Like what

religionforbreakfast is probably my favorite youtube channel

yes but they're all lying to not offend christians

redditleaf melty

THE book, anon. he wrote it. must be real

Yeshua of Nazareth existed, Moses and Abraham and Job and such? Never existed.

jason has no friends

Cool channel but won't tell you why religious people believe. You'd have to go to religious people for that
youtu.be/moHInA9fAsI?si=qh2WgNr3B_-guZ0J

i'm not interested in that
i like history

Diarrhea is funny stuff

Well you just told me you like studying apologetics
Whatever

sweet baby making love with jenny nicholson

it's funny to see all the leftists going to bat so hard for harvard

you guys are going to be my drinking buddies tonight. i'm gonna report to you guys whenever i take down a shot

the book of job is the most retarded shit ever. god kills a believers entire family just to prove to satan he'll still worship god

Absolutely boggles the mind that women let men stick their willy in their mouth
Bizarre

Wonder what that's all about

I got off work early for the holiday weekend

Oh dear he's started to try to make sense of the Bible.......

anthropology anon
the study of human history
i find it interesting how christianity is very obviously an offshoot of an offshoot of an offshoot of some ancient desert religion, probably canaanite or their precursor, yet it has become what it is

they won't let you stick yours in them though

the book of job

doesn't tell you how to get a job

feel like expecting women to not be a dirty whore unworthy of respect is setting yourself up for disaster

Some years ago there was a misinterpretation of a privately conducted ground penetrating radar study on the grounds of an old residential school. The radar alleged to show anomalies the company concluded were indicative of multiple unmarked graves. The Canadian media (which is just the government propaganda department) blew this up as absolute proof positive of mass graves around residential schools. Government then echoed their propaganda toadies. All lay prostrate at the feet of the feathers for forgiveness. Since then? No bodies found. Meaning of the data analyzed and questioned, original conclusive without merit.

No surprise they're trotting this shit out again. The population have been noticing the Indians (dots) entirely too much and need to be distracted.

Are we still allowed to celebrate Memorial day or has that been determined as too white?

my uncle got that cough again. he been smokin crack since I was born, that monkey stalking him. i used to stay up late at granny crib just to talk to him. when I was locked up god knocked on his door and told him walk with him

21 years ago Pat Tillman was murdered. His death is described as “accidental” friendly fire but the US Army ordered his combat armor and diary burned to hide evidence. He had emailed Noam Chomsky to express his desire to become an anti war advocate after his deployment...

take ya meds schizo

just ordered a 'za. there will be a picture

i think professors die a little every year when some students asks "why are we reading the book of job (wrong pronunciation)"

stock market goes a little bit too well for Trump

Starts DJT-ing

Have you said Thank You?

Cheers. Drinking beer, eating French cheese. What a life.

such is life in amerikkka

I can't believe how much traffic there is right now. I'm just trying to go to work and suddenly there's a million faggots in the way ensuring that I'll be late. Are people seriously this excited for memorial Day that they're starting to celebrate this early? Is it Memorial Day supposed to be a somber day of remembrance, what the fuck are these losers doing

controversial /cum/ opinion
i love women

first shot down

eww the taste of spirits is so yucky

i want that based drunk feeling though

Wonder how the blowjobs are from mixed women. Like not super dark skin. just a light shade of brown

wonder if they suck it good

How do I get a jawline like that?

In all likelihood ill be having sex with a chi woman tomorrow

Should also note that the original spot in Kamloops where this claim originated had funding available to dig that shit up and prove it. They didn't. No bodies found.

I do not respect women.

I hope you aren't planning on breaking her heart

I don't respect a single conflict US servicemen have ever fought other than the wars against the Indians and Mexicans.

Ngl I really do believe he was blue on blued by mistake. Anyone whos ever been in the military knows how easy it is and how often it happens. If anything they probably covered up the extent of incompetence that allowed it to happen. I dont think it was intentional.

Shitting in public restroom

remember that part in the bible where god tells Abraham to kill his son to prove his loyalty to him? not a cult btw

same thing has happened with every "death camp"

They said my car would be ready 2 hours ago

May I ask what's your take on Muhammad's marriage with Aisha? Just asking because you seem like such a knowledgeable guy on this stuff

I've never been drunk, I've never even drank, or tried any drugs. I've never had sex, I didn't go to my high school graduation or my college graduation or any dances and I've also never been on any dates

they fixed it 2 hours ago now they're working on making the new problems that will show up 2 months from now

loser

How do you cope if you are not drinking?

same except for all of that

The report stresses the truth of residential schools is to be found solely in the memories of survivors, including accounts of babies conceived in rape being murdered.

“Survivors attest to the bodies of babies being placed in incinerators at Indian Residential Schools. These testimonies and oral history evidence hold veracity and truthfulness given the extent of corroboration and repetition among Survivors of the same institution and across many different Indian Residential Schools in the country.”

When I asked MacDonald about this focus upon memory, rather than data, he responded that for many Indigenous communities it was important to focus less on the “implicit facts, but more on the spirit of truth.”

“Regardless of whether a baby was incinerated there, the souls and the persons of young Indigenous children were incinerated there, incinerated by this process of assimilation.”

If you reject Abraham there's no reason to specify that you reject Mohammad. You reject Mohammad if you reject Abraham. It's a weird hangup to want him to reject Mohammad specifically.

Always funny seeing different non white groups try to get their own version of the holocaust going. The one with the indians in Canada and the one with the blacks in Tulsa come to mind. They know its such a lucrative racket to have something like that. They arent gods chosen people so it never really works lol

I knew it

why? Fuck alcohol, but most of those other things are pretty based.

Then explain why he won't do it
I don't disagree that it's weird

hes retarded

it's not hard to get laid, just talk to women lol

if you ever wonder if you should do drugs just remember that europoors love drugs

prove to me your not a muslim even though you already said you hate all religion!!

how is your relationship with your parents
Why do you need our attention so badly

Also if you're wondering I've never smoked

two branches of the three "abrahamic" religions are clearly worse than the last

Why do you dislike Europeans

That's smart, smoking is stupid. But alcohol is comfy.

i'll be finding out in the next few weeks if i remember to report back i'll let you know

Note that the point of the residential schools was to teach feather kids english and give them a comprehensive education so they could function in Canadian urban society instead of rez squat with their degenerate parents. This is the "genocide".

eating ramen, AMA

The Jewish bible spends a fairly large portion telling Jews how fucked up they are.

what are your thoughts on religion

wanna buy a breathalyzer so i can always keep the perfect /druk/ going

why don't you eat something better?

Im a fucking alien bitch

does sex feel good

What flavour?

I had a naturevalley bar, a glass of milk, and 2 poptarts before it

Are we just gonna pretend religious black people aren't top tier neighbors?

second shot down

Hello Anya Taylor joy
Na it's all a psyop

Get a motorcycle and never deal with traffic again

ancient aliens is more believable than the bible

Pretty much all black people are religious. You just love black people

youtube.com/watch?v=KF8ERF7ax9A

I mean actually religious though

what's the point of living if jenny nicholson is not my gf

well to be honest with you i might report back and say its just not all that
having my dick sucked doesnt feel THAT good, it actually feels better in a vagina
idk if my shits just broken and all sensitivity is fucking gone or what
like yes it feels nice but its more about how hot it is to have her take it all than how it actually feels
think my dicks just broken tho

Is that jack Nicholsons tranny son?

If Christianity made Europe great, why hasn't it made Africa or South America great?

your dick is normal. it isn't amazing.

with how many women

have been with 3
2 blew me

you dont know what youre talking about
compare north and south nigeria

I have this weird problem where I don't really like anything about black people so I can't appreciate them like you seem to. I don't like their music, I don't like their culture, I don't like the way they look, I just don't like anything about them at all. I don't even like to make fun of the way they talk like most racists do. I just don't want to hear or see or know about them at all

you could just go to a massage parlor and have sex with a sexy asian girl

Is FK still here?

Asian girl footposting is still cool here right??? Right???

I'm driving 90 miles per hour as I post this

They're both shitholes, I'm sure.

No but you can get a dispassionate hand job from an Asian grandma

Did they bully you? Are you jaded by videos online? Or does it just seem to come naturally because of how boisterous they are

cultural selection takes a long time to reshape the genetic stock of a population

grandma

That implies she's married or has kids, which they never do afaik. I've been a few times and they're never married. Maybe they lie about it, but it would turn me the fuck on if they said yes.

my partner said this

my partner said that

my partner and i do this

shut up

height?

what the fuck is wrong with the losers in this thread
getting your pp sucked on rules
i fucking hate zoomers

Even before I became legitimately racist, I just never liked anything peripherally related to black people. So I've never had a reason to give them much of a chance I guess. I think a lot of people who are racist or ironically racist have to constantly cope with the fact that despite being mad at black people for having a high crime rate and stuff, they also sort of like them and find them endearing in a way. A lot of races I know enjoy at least to some degree black culture. But even as a kid I just found everything about black people annoying, obnoxious and trashy. Figuring out the harm they caused to society was just the final nail in the coffin for a group of people I already barely tolerated

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210932560
Go away fk

Do you accept boomer advice, /cum/?

third shit down

i'm feeling a little buzz

tip your supervisor

yesssss do it!!

holy BASED

if i fail to get a job with the people i'm interviewing with in the next 3 weeks, i should have
otherwise, i shouldn't have.

you look and sound like this

So true

Kangaroo Jack is one of those movies everyone remembers but nobody remembers particularly fondly

What are you applying to?

this is bullshit forcefed to you by gen x and late millennial youtubers and new media youtubers

Kangaroo Jack was a good movie for its time.

My doctor is a nigger
My priest is a nigger
My barber is a nigger

math dork jobs at data farms and quant firms

My dentist is a woman

the 'za has arrived bros

looks awful

four fuckin olives? not sliced, just tossed on completely unevenly? jesus, that is one miserable pizza

I love that type of crust, looks yummy

it seems you live in Philadelphia

Styles? Guns?! My Uzi weighs a motherfuckin ton!

i remember seeing a few tranny freaks on campus who pinned sheets of laminated A4 paper to their clothes saying "I'm a victim of an active genocide!" with a QR code linking to some tranny bullshit

Just want to post this in case anyone is listening to music on like fucking airpods or base sony headphones something

A nice quality pair of headphones even $50 ones is 100x better and will make your music sound like you are hearing it again for the first time.

If you are NEET or just spend a lot of time online its probably the best investment you can make

im partial to audio technica

When I was like 12 I had a hot dentist with big tits, which would rest on the side of my head while she worked. I'm convinced she knew what she was doing because I don't see why her chest needed to be so close to my head, and it just seemed like she knew. I think she used them to calm me down

you can change all of these things

Looks sad. I usually get frozen plain pizza, add anchovies and capers and then airfry it.
Enjoy your meal, Anon.

My headphones are Sony WH-1000XM5 that I got refurbished for 200 bucks

I have to use only airpods because nothing else fits inside my earhole

wireless earbuds are the biggest scam on earth.
they fall out of your ears once or get wet once and their transducers get fucked and the audio quality goes to shit

everybody STFU, Imw atching anime

ive never used gaypods

And that's a good thing :^)