/brit/

only time flaccid willard looks sizeable is when I'm gagging for a piss
otherwise it looks like my thumb

how to acquire the chubby flaccid willard look on a permanent basis?
remains to be seen
will keep you posted

Marc Dorcel pornos are truly special
Why wank it to anything else

Not a big fan of the brown people if I'm being honest lads.

Best place to buy shirts if I want to start dressing like an adult?

youtube.com/watch?v=iqVEnuNWP4Y&ab_channel=BabaCooks
Did this last night and it was absolutely pengaleng

Same, wish we could just stop importing them

bloody hell your purchasing sex toys journey has been nothing but one catastrophe after another hasn't it

my faustian mindset makes me always choose pizzas with ham-products, on the off-chance they’re actually muslims
both delish and quite funny

I don't really get it myself, but I suppose it's because they take a lot of jobs

It does seem like pakistan is decreasing

someone had to tell him

Parents are down this weekend
Fucking cba, just wanna be alone, game and get drunk

What's your favourite Tesco meal deal?
For me it's
Main

Cheese triple

Semi dried Tomato and Feta Pasta no mayo

Cheese and Tomato Pasta no mayo

Cheese and onion Sandwich

Drink

Any cold coffee

Lipton

Innocent fruit juice in a pinch

Snack

Kettle Sea salt and Balsamic Vinegar

Doritos Original

Sensations

Walkers cheese and onion baked

Doritos Chili heatwave

Doritos Tangy cheese

fucks sake why do yt ppl always think pork is kryptonite for us

salmon & tuna sushi, fridge raiders, large red bull

they use turkey ham

blt, walkers baked cheese and onion, coke

Really? You genuinely like the Tesco Tuna stuff?

Lebs are very successful, if you're a white fella in this country there's a much higher chance that you'd work for a Leb than vice versa

thread theme:

youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs?si=4p93kqneuogm8zM4

you get all that for £3.60?

As a Mr John Smith I agree saar.

camel toe? more like a full hoof

I always pick from that pool of choices. The item at the top of each category is my go-to though

Deegsy meet me in the back garden of The George on Haverstock Hill or a pint and scrap later yeah?

harsh but fair

All day breakfast sandwich
Water
Fridge raiders

nah i might be in beer gardens later tho (solo obvs) but dont tell anyone i'm meant to be homealone

Remember some older more experienced, well paid lads at work in my first job taking the piss of me getting meal deals all the time and bringing my own scran in when they were fucking off for £12 burritos and other bollocks in central london
Yeah mate I'll just spend that much on lunch every day on my meagre graduate salary sounds grand
Spastics

made some homemade carrot soup. absolutely peng-a-leng

it’s actually insane how eminem was so internationally loved despite making shit like this lmao

HOL SHIT! COSTCO DOES DELIVERIES? FUCK YEAH

Diego I just want to remind you that there is no credible evidence for God and therefore there are no compelling reasons to believe in God

idk

why are we getting involved in the israel and gaza war? it's miles away just let them sort it out themselves

We had one kid in my year in high school who was a huge eminem fan and he was an autistic wigger. I don't think I even listened to an eminem song until I was an adult.

I'm here to talk to British people and discuss their rich culture. Please don't reply to me again.

we need to continue larping as a world superpower

A girl once tried to get past me in IKEA and said excuse me, but she could have gone around and wouldn't have interacted with me if I was ugly, so I think she was probably trying to start conversation

alri chicken salad lad

got any evidence for your claims?

I'll post if I get it

literally me and my fat italian wigger friend in high school

I think it tastes alright. Rather have that than one of their doughy wraps or a dry sandwich.

Occasionally I get the meal deal then an extra sushi thing on top because there's not a massive amount in it.

we drew the funny line on the map. Probably anyway. Seems to be a common theme with these conflicts

yeah you said that before, nobody cares

Stuff like that happens it's funny because sometimes both of you want to start a conversation but, don't and you never see each other again

Getting the pull-ups in and then a day of incelshopping for new gymwear I think

youtube.com/watch?v=Pck18CEbFs8

she picked the absolute worst conversation starter of all time if so

why are you getting involved in the ukraine and russia war? it's miles away just let them sort it out themselves

Saar I am rich lebanese gentleman saar! I am pioneer of centrelink saar! I fraud disabiility claims saar!

In all seriousness I don't understand why anyone would waste time exposing themselves to more brown people than necessary.

Where's the compelling evidence for God? I've never come across any. God is like Bigfoot: a hypothetical entity for which there is no compelling evidence. In both the cases of God and Bigfoot, each entity is probably just fictional.

I realise this sounds like an incel post but I only recently noticed that women don't interact with men they don't find somewhat attractive unless they absolutely have to, even for something as small as that

meal deals are grim. homemade sarnies are always better. mad what laziness does to people. willingly eating that low quality shite just because you cant be arsed to spend 10 minutes making a sandwich or whatever

why does he do that orange thing to his skin

I said that when I ordered it yesterday and it arrives today, we'll at 12 at my neighbours. Asked someone to go around on my behalf. Hopefully I'll have it within 30 minutes

you're probably involved as well because you just copy everything we do

again you are making a claim
where is the evidence for your claim
"that which is presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence" i've heard your sort like this axiom
dont think thi sis accurate desu

Reminder Diego hasn't posted in years and this is just a sad lonely American pretending to be him and samefagging for attention x

Oh dear, diego's on the bottle again isn't he
Pissed by ten to two
Deary, deary me

nah starting in a few hours tho haha

you're right but also i would never in a million years assume somebody wanted to have a conversation if they said "excuse me" in a shop. so if she thought you would respond she's a complete lunatic

again you are making a claim

where is the evidence for your claim

Can you think of an example of compelling evidence of God? I can't. I'm not aware of any compelling evidence of God.

If you're going to ask again what my evidence is of this claim, the evidence is the universe. I've looked at the universe and I haven't come across compelling evidence of God. If you think there is such evidence then you can mention it right now which will prove my point wrong.

i complained to lovehoney about a dildo that broke and they sent a replacement to the student house i was living in the previous year which was the original address
so the new residents got a package with my actual name and a fleshy dildo inside

you can always tell whose not gonna make it regarding fitness because they conflate financial investment with expended effort and commitment

yeah I'm getting fit now so I need to buy protein shakes, protein powder, and £120 worth of gymshark clobber for my second day at the gym

better off sacking all that shit off and making a time commitment of 3 months, saying you'll stick to your planned routine within that timeframe no matter what. They never do this though because it takes too much mental effort and willpower. Why stick to a commitment to workout for 3 months when you can instead workout for 2 days, spend £150 in your manic phase, get high off the dopamine you receive when you tell everyone you're turning a new leaf and getting fit, then decide exercise isn't for you and do nothing for the next 3 months? Much easier.

you made a claim and the burden of proof is on you
are you now saying that you rescind your claim? and in fact admit that there is possibly compelling evidence for the existence of god?

i bet your gf was disappointed

Bet M&S regret outsourcing their IT team to India LMAO

jackdaw outside sounds like a boo from mario 64
at least i think it's a jackdaw

There are 'boss' women at my work who intentionally make men walk around them or else you'll walk into each other. They'll just stomp into you at full pace in their pantsuits.
The head of events is a woman who literally talks to any bloke younger than her like they are a schoolboy and she is the teacher.

Jen Seabass and a Chilli

I think the default position should be that something isn't there unless an example of it can be provided.

E.g. do unicorns exist? We should probably say there's no compelling reason to believe unicorns exist, unless there is evidence of unicorns. Same with God.

I can't rule out the existence of unicorns, somewhere in the universe. I can't completely rule out the existence of God. But I have no compelling reasons to believe that God exists. I think it's likely he's just fictional. A product of the human imagination.

The head of events is a woman who literally talks to any bloke younger than her like they are a schoolboy and she is the teacher.

this is the classic "assertive woman" personality. can guarantee she complains about "mansplaining" too

doesnt matter what you think that's not how philosophy and logic works
the person who makes the claim has the burden of proof
you literally (you)ed me out of the blue to make a claim
either you back your claim up or you sit down it's that simple

tights make my william tingle

me? about 1600 calories in for the day

There's two kinds of lebs
One hustles the white fella out of his tax dollars
The other hustles the white fella out of multi-million dollar government contracts in construction
Both are based

anyone would waste time

Yah, but you're posting on an online imageboard on a friday night? your time doesn't seem worth shit anyway

The backup for my claim is the universe. If you think I'm wrong then prove me wrong. You can't, so sit down.

Refuse to buy gymshark so I have to make do for the shit that Adidas or Nike produce, mind blowing how these top companies can’t make perfect products with good features

Had the scran, lad
was nice
woke me up a bit

And you, lad?

if the universe exists there is no compelling evidence for god
the universe exists
therefore there no compelling evidence for the existence of god
am i to understand this is your argument? can you provide even a single coherent reason why anyone would accept premise 1

george droyd

yeah basically you cant be both smart and on tiktok doing trends. thats just a fact.

It's so FUCKING easy to be a fit girl isn't it

oooooh look at my twee skincare company where we put chinese slop creams in nice white packaging and charge £££££££ ohhhhh I;m so smart and fit look at my FUCKING NYLON LEGS but don't you DARE sexualise me!

Wouldn't last a minute in my world as a smelly, smeggy, bedroom dwelling incel

tights
year 10

Three sets of full range of motion bodyweight chin-ups complete. That’s from a relaxed hanging position until my chest is touching the bar. The blood pumping, the muscles working, the day successful.

I can't beep

you should replace your tights long before you get to your tenth year of wearing them

Ah lads, this is shite.

problem with some wirring or some shite

local council sends out a fucking group of benders to set up scaffolding outisde the fucking houses

right at my wanking view

Just woke up

Diego.. I can't believe it, they told me you was dead....

need a coffee
need a coffee to suck on

Holy kek you're actually a leb lmao. And you're trying to get validation on an anglo general.

Don't really care to add much more besides it's pretty lulzy, I genuinely thought you were an Aussie who was wasting his time reading the thoughts of sub 80 IQ brownoids and was utterly perplexed and trying to understand why you would care to interact with sandniggers.

grow up

haha who said that
i'm just in /cric/

your wanking view?

Early 50s female neighbour in her bedroom window watching me do my chin-ups outside

Does this look like a "Alan-Said Ibrahim"? Is that a common name?

The argument is that there is no compelling evidence of God. The fact that you can't provide a single example of such evidence lends a lot of weight to what I'm saying.

was just thinking of sucking a covfefe myself

bet she's proper wet

why even bother with this
we know he's not going to produce any evidence
we know he's just going to use the same tactics again and again

Any poo man in

where is the evidence for your claim?
protip arguments do not work like this "i make a claim and you have to disprove it"

Don't try because there exist people better than you already

It was absolutely an incel post. Incel.

Doubt it, caught her looking and then I quickly scurried off

Leave it out mate
Diego's never lost an argument yet! Think on, son!

Well yes, lad. I have a view to the cans shop that I wank to regularly

mum keeps looking out of her window and saying "corr" reckon she's having a stroke

Does this look like a "Alan-Said Ibrahim"

haha we haven't even started the argument yet because he can't even formulate one to which respond!

i bet that gave her the ick big time

Funny how when Diego is here he always has a mystery conversation partner who is interested in having long conversations about topics he's interested in, or posting things Diego likes so he can make a reply to them

Whether it's cricket or theology or tummies there's always someone talking about something Diego likes and they always stick around to have extremely long monologues with him about those topics!

I really love that for him :)

What is it with fat ugly women in their 50s being the most prominent wearers of kinky PVC and slutwear in amateur internet porn?

diego just has the gift of the gab

I'm trying to understand the religious mindset

"i make a claim and you have to disprove it"

That's what Christians do. They claim God's existence (without evidence) and they say "okay atheists, disprove God".

God is just a postulation, like Bigfoot. God and Bigfoot could possibly exist but I don't see any compelling reasons to believe that either exists. Both are probably just fictional.

Validation would mean I'm trying to get approval. I'm not a leb and I'm not that big a fan of what they're like to non-lebs. I agreed with you that scamming is a big part of the hustle in their culture but they do tend to be successful and own their business which is respectable. Especially in construction.

That comment about you talking down anybody wasting time while posting in an imageboard right at the start of the weekend sent you reeling huh? kek

raping my arse with a loofah

I said any poo man in

They claim God's existence (without evidence) and they say "okay atheists, disprove God".

no they dont and even if they did this is a non sequitor because i have not done this... unless of course you are arguing against a strawman.
again what is your evidence for your claim

(*^-^*)

corr bet it's right fresh and shaggable

Of course they do that. Anyway, I'm glad we can conclude that there is no credible evidence for God.

Could be Bosnian

where is your proof for this?
why do you keep making claims without proof lmao

german mother maybe?

Sir Brown Biomass

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Lebs are just the same as any brown people and it may seem impressive to you that some of them own greengrocers but they're still poorer and outclassed by smarter and "whiter" wogs like Greeks or Yugoslavs, even when it comes to crime they mostly are the ones who take the fall and go to jail or get killed while the italians actually make all the money and never get their hands dirty.

And yes I am posting on an imageboard on a friday night, as are you. That doesn't change the fact that I have zero interest in brown people outside of forced interactions, and that goes for all non whites.

so basically just got to kill 3 hours now

no point merging anything on a friday afternoon

i merged my dick with your mums arse

reckon it's about time for me to visit my local bridge or train station

scrandle.com/

I feel nauseous and don't want to eat anything if I know that someone is gonna visit me or I need to visit people. Does this happen in your country?

for a nice walk and some sightseeing, right?

ok bye

The most that a Christian can say is that maybe there is some credible evidence, currently undiscovered, of God's existence. If it's undiscovered then rational people don't really have any reason to believe in God. God is just one competing theory of many regarding the creation of the universe.

why would you visit a train station
you need to go to a level crossing

where is your proof for this claim

virus

kevin gates

stay up all night

have diarrhea the next day

What's the scientific explanation for this? It happens all the time.

your digestive system does some shit when you're sleeping

God's existence has not been proven, so God can only be one of several competing theories regarding the creation of the universe.

sometimes I sit motionless at the train station for an hour or so to get some sun

Feels like it does more shit when I'm awake haha!

Bet you’ve got a nice arse

You need some new trainers

hope you've got your factor 100 on

again where is your proof for this claim
it's like talking to a brick wall all you do is repeat the same thing despite it being gibberish

you look like that zesty dutch guy with the comically short shorts

the christian god is a bit shit. at least the greek gods used to shag birds etc

kek

28

been on minoxidil AND finasteride for 6 months

hair STILL falling out

I simply refuse to accept the inevitable.

despite it being gibberish

Where is your proof for this claim?

least immoral atheist

god shagged mary mate

I drive to different sub-contractors for work and sometimes need to go to shithole areas. Lately I've been travelling to a right shithole in manchester and noticed fat or ugly looking slags with a niglet or two. Always without the nigger father. I was wondering how these abominations occur. My theory is that these slags go out clubbing in the city centre and get chased by some nigger criminal, both being low IQ, they have sex without protection, leading to the niglets.

shifting the goalposts

just walking fallacy arent ya

We pray the sugar gel isn't another meme and makes a good transition from mice to men

thanks

I did get some new ones

I don't wear any. Woke nonsense innit.

Greeks?

Sure.

Yugoslavs

No. I went to a school with Yugoslavs and Arabs. Both are comparable, there's many -ic people and lebs in housing in sydney

italians

LOL
dumb skip really thinks it's the 20th century and that the italian mafia is still around
they fell apart in the early 2000s and the lebs (and others) stepped into their shoes

That doesn't change the fact that I have zero interest in brown people outside of forced interactions

Good on ya, you don't know shit about what happens beyond your smelly bedroom anyways

diego you been down camden lately
I hear a new club has opened that might be your scene

if your head still doesnt reflect light there’s still hope. never give up

no i havent mate what's this club then?

theres an even better discovery now - PP405

Always without the nigger father.

People have jobs you know?

don't think he did otherwise she wouldn't be called the virgin mary would she

I'm asking a question. If you're going to ask that question of me then there's no reason why I can't ask that question of you.

Anyway, I'm glad we can conclude that there is no compelling evidence of God.

You believe in this God despite the fact that it's likely just a fiction.

it's called zodiac

what question are you asking? if it's a loaded one then that suggests bad faith engagement.

Got that date with the Aussie bird later lads. Hope it goes well enough to end up back at mine. v v excited.

When I was working at McDonalds it was quite common to see the following family unit at McDonalds

Middle-class boomer grandparents

Chavvy Gen X // Millennial hambeast

2-3 out of control mutt children

No father

It's mad how you can just tell their entire life story from a glance

mate you dont get out much if you think zodiac is new my goodness it's been around a few years
never been tho looks pretty naff

I did get some new ones

Lol. Fair enough. Ive never seen a pair of New Balance that I like

I already said the question. Anyway, believe in your fantasy if you want. For many people across the world there just aren't any compelling reasons to believe in that fantasy.

what's the question?

I already said it so read the posts

the only thing i see resembling a question is a loaded question that entails a claim without proof within it, so surely you dont mean that. hence i am giving you the benefit of the doubt... but if you're saying actually you are openly engaging in bad faith...

Gammon is a racial slur against Anglo-Celtic peoples and our naturally ruddy complexion

go to bed at 9pm

wake up at 5am

go to the gym and do a run every day

drink a smoothee every day

these four small things changed my life. every mental and physical issue i was having vanished after about 3 weeks. it's mental how most of the disease in our world is brought about by modernity. if we just get back to the old ways of lifting things and moving and sleeping when the sun sets and rising when it rises, it cures all.

Blacks have the highest unemployment

drank a lot of smoothies back then did they?

this post would have more validity if it wasnt made on a discussion board catering for the mentally ill and the socially repugnant

yeah those cavemen hunter gathers loved an Innocent Smoothi Berry Blast 500ml

actually that would be me

would add to this cutting out caffeine and eating healthy
you feel so much better when your body has to rely on real food for energy and not some arabian stress juice to jolt your nervous system into action

yes the absolutely did drink a lot of berry and milk focused drinks you absolute sausages

rorke shunning the modern world and dying of dysentery within a month

source?

lunch

caveman rorke drinking his berry milk

elden ring film produced by a24 directed by alex garland

is nothing sacred

I don't care about the question anymore. You can keep believing in the fantasy of God but as far as I'm aware, there is no compelling evidence of God - not any that has been discovered anyway. God is just a postulation, just like Bigfoot. God is an unproven entity. God is likely just a fiction, invented by humans.

i heard that if you want to get fat you should eat as much ice cream as possible. it's very important to have a lot of ice cream.

*pulls down my begs and shites all over your face in a big messy diarrhoea spray*

there's your source big boy

and i dont care about your beliefs
either back up your beliefs with arguments or go away
"that which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence" is that not one of your type's catachphrases lmao

it's treason, then

based grahams milk enjoyer

Of course you care which is why you've been seething for the last half an hour or so. If you didn't care you wouldn't have replied.

Keep believing in your fantasies.

"NOFAPS" on Countdown lmao

Steven Yoxley-Lemon

reading about the berry drinks in the dead sea scrolls

leftypol putting his out of office on for the bank holiday

supported the new zealand lamb industry twice today

Is he a Deano?

What about selling drugs?

lmao project on

a risky six, as it were

happy friyay!

disliked water

Labour leaflet through the letterbox and straight into the bin

If you didn't care you wouldn't have replied. You are obviously very angry that someone would dare to question your beliefs in fantasy.

pot calling the kettle black

odd place to put your bin

the samefagging must stop

The most violent guy I've ever known, that wasn't an islander, was a bosnian

Best milk

thinking about the time i had a pedobear skin in minecraft (it was the style at the time) but i was also about 10 years old (this being 2010-2011)

folc

I don't believe in fantasy, as far as I'm aware. But you seem to. Why do you believe that most-probably-fictional entities are real? It's bullshit.

I put it there when I know there are canvassers about

had one through this morning, swung the door open and asked them why they think filling Britain with third worlders is a good idea and she scurried off

The deutsches folc

cant fucking wait to meet christ

shitting and screaming through all the letterboxes on my street

you appear to believe in onthing but fantasy which is why you have no evidence for your claims like

most-probably-fictional entities

... you mean you havent met him yet?

think i might spend the bank holiday weekend playing video games and watching porn in my smelly bedroom

how is it different to any other day then?

youtube.com/watch?v=Q2pR-Uz6PR8

it's legit over for hollywood

make sure the curtains are shut and the windows closed for M A X I M U M A E S T H E T I C S

my company does not give bank holidays

therein lies the humorous irony...it isnt different LOL

If it doesn't pay council tax, not a real job.

i'm almost 30 years old mate

I would scurry off too if a bedraggled man in a cumstained t shirt and boxers agressively swung the door open and confronted me about immigration policies

not my problem

and you have done nothing with your life in those 30 years

Bollywood's time to shine
Imagine all the Indians eagerly lining up to watch feature length AI slop
Someone is going to get very rich

21% of Cornwall’s Reform councillors failed to turn up to their first meeting at County Hall

oops!

jizzrael

No you aren’t
Be quiet

pure projection with a distinct smell of smeggy bedroom

mental how bad they've mindbroken muzzies and chuds

based scotsman

wonder if people can tell I'm a virgin just by looking at me

I believe in the existence of the universe. I don't think the universe is fantasy.

You believe in this God entity despite the fact that nobody has proven the existence of God. God is probably just a mythological fiction, like Zeus, or leprechauns, etc. You might as well claim that the Loch Ness Monster exists somewhere in the universe. I suppose it's a possibility but it seems pretty unlikely.

what are the jews plan for when the boomers die and no one cares about their little shithole anyway

Be honest, do you own a car and drive?

lmao again claims without proof
must be nice living in your fantasy world

i don't see myself posting here once i hit my mid 20's dunno how tf you can be in your 30s and even 40s posting here lmao wtf

in my case they can

By then they'll have had cemented their foothold as the hegemon of the Middle East.

yeah luv me little shitbox

Canadians DEFINITELY care about UK local council meetings, very normal behaviour

what subculture is that hair bat associated with?

from the nile to the euphrates

You believe that mythology is literally real. Mythology isn't real, it's fictional.

24 plate for me

Yeah my car was made in Swindon

strawmanning

yay another fallacy to your check list

Who are you kidding?
You're getting so old now you forgot you samefagged your own post in this thread within thirty minutes
Might be time to put the VPN down and get some help mate

they said that about troy then they found the city

It's not a straw man, it's the truth

got any proof to back up that claim
lol lmao even

Sir Straw Man

shut up you pair of twats it's been hours of this drivel now

Prefer Straw Dogs me

what ever happened to the gemmy godjak threads?

As far as I'm aware there is no compelling evidence of God, so really a belief in God is as rational as a belief in the existence of leprechauns.

Sir U-Turn

great film
where is your evidence for this?

ANSWER ME, CUNTS

terrible at my job

toilberg knows this

asked me to schedule some meetings in teams

I scheduled them all a week later than I should have

fuck me he must think I literally have down syndrome

In conclusion you believe in unproven fantasies. There could be a god (or several gods) or there could be no gods at all.

3pm
good time to go for a walk and test the camera on my phone
for exercise and phone maintenance of course
back in an hour

where is your argument for this "conclusion"

Predictions?

Believe in your fantasies if you want, it's your choice of course