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lmao what in the world

Thoughts

Regarding the Israel part
Skip ahead to about 1:25 to bypass the long intro
youtu.be/aWM4bJNpch0

Carl Jung did a series of lectures psychoanalyzing Nietzsche and it basically came down to Nietzsche being a manchild. He still respected Nietzsches intellect though

when you see anon's mom on backdoor

Dinnertime.

listening to DMX and feeling hard af

this guy was kind of a spiteful fag who never accomplished anything other than giving lazy pseuds a bailout door from actually thinking things through, you can just say "uh I don't know/care" and still delude yourself that you're a tortured philosopher. It's some rich irony.

me on the far left

smart men don't have sex

smart men are incels

I always knew I was a genius

Wouldnt they be volcels?

no

you're just a bald
depends
you kill the government o algo

youtube.com/watch?v=zlJ0Aj9y67c

NTA but Want the real answer? Marry a Asian woman or a conservative brown or black woman. White women and democrat women are lost.

I can’t do the vulcan thing with my hands

But I like my women how I like my coffee hot and blonde

If you marry a woman from another race, you’ll be more closely related to any random White person on the street than your own child LOL

Better convert and find a church girl

I want a church girl who goes to church

Slap yourself for typing this nonsense. I hope you're trying to troll me.

take the burkapill and blow your load in some thicc hijabi girl with a nice FAT ASS

why did janny hate this one but wouldn't do anything about the tds spammer from yesterday?
use your other hand to hold it in place at first, same with moving your little finger independently (hold down other fingers)
statistically, all the behaviors reddit has taught you to associate with white women are more true of brown and black women regardless of their stated affiliation
you are a weenie afraid of being called racist

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
JACKET

A fucking LOT of Arab women have shapely bodies under their hijab. It's unbelievable. I understand the Arabs hiding these broads.

convert

I'm christian
did you join a religious student organization during university? Is that how you found your wife/girl?

So fucking BORED

lol that map is fake as fuck

Polish and Baltic sisters…

all maps are fake bro, where have you been

These fries were the bomb dot com.

brutal

That's Belarus

do u live in a retard city?

last time i measured my chest it was f cups

chest is way bigger now

i should measure again

why are they covered in crud

They were deep fried.

Those percentages don’t add up

How do I learn to love the grind

what the fuck, dont think thats possible

nigga buy a bra already

tfw no thicc MENA breeder gf

Gotta move there for work, gimme a qrd on the jeet situation in Saskatchewan (Moose Jaw specifically)

replacing my broken phone screen. If I can't get it fixed my life is over.

Those percentages don’t add up

u best be joking

Probably using some bullshit definition of literacy. If you can read signs and write your name you’re not really illiterate

Mommy…

There's jeets but you'll have more issues with the chugs. Don't leave anything of value in your car, ever. Don't even leave spare change in your cup holder. Get locking lug nuts for your wheels too. Pick up a fresh can of bear spray.

so YOU'RE using the bullshit definition of literacy.

go on 2 dates with very pretty girl, prettiest I've ever been on a date with

after weeks of trying to schedule a third date she tells me she doesn't have time for dating

months later

just saw her on Hinge today

Fuck she's the only pretty girl I've ever gotten a date with from a dating app after using them for 7 fucking years
I'm devastated, why would she lie to me

Getting some rude replies from /cum/ tonight!

Nuh uh

Letting you down softly to save your ego… what a BITCH!!!

stop putting pussy on a pedestal nigga, if she's not interested in you then she's not the one. plenty more out there.

hahahaha
u got dumped after 2 dates

going on dates

normies

OK you got breasts, but why are your nipples so puffy?

women always would rather lie than straight up shutting down someone because they are confrontation averse

/cum/ is for people who cum in pussies hence the name

not saying normal faggot

go back to x youtube etc

There are really just two religions right now: Based and Woke. Both the Church of Based and the Temple of Woke count Christians, atheists, and pagans amongst their congregations, but these are more like sects within the united faith traditions. At the end of the day, whatever their doctrinal disputes, a Based Christian has more in common with a Based atheist or a Based pagan than he does with a Woke Christian, and of course vice versa.

thots?

Cringe

Fact check: X is less censored than Anon Babble now. Can’t even say a racial slur here without catching a ban.

true
fag
true
fag

the official Anon Babble old fag hacker meme god way to say it is normie

cowboys, as an idea/trope/etc, are pretty lame.

thots?

I'm Christian. Just trad girls for me, thank you.

I’m an American citizen

Bone Tomahawk is a great movie

steers and queers

guys will you pray that my phone repair works? my life will be severely impacted in a negative way if it doesn't work

gn cumbums it's bedtime for me

how about Boner Tommycock

I don't believe in prayer but I'll keep your phone in my thoughts

I pray you find a hot icelandic girlfriend, thank you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_theology

Those little plastic forks you get with fries. Don't see them much anymore.

good night my darling.

I don't know of these forks which you speka

Speakaspanish

The tiny ones with two prongs

They’re illegal in Canada now. At best, you get one of those disposable wooden sporks

I need friends

I’m an American citizen

I'm a Brazilian-American-European citizen

girl same

if you and me were ever at the beach on our honeymoon together and a jellyfish stung your leg, hell i'd piss on it. you can count on that.

now kith

youtube.com/watch?v=sHeF8gOdDvA

People who look like this should be killed

why the fuck am i even learning coding, this shit is cooked with ai

Who looks like that?

you tell me bro

Just put the fries in the bag

I have a burning question. If the rent for any apartment is the same amount as its mortgage, why don't people just buy the apartment instead of funelling the money into rent? Might as well get something in return for sacrificing a third of your paycheck every month right?

*shits in your cornflakes*

These dummies won't stop eating eachothers poo

are those ducklings?

I wish I had a farm. Everyday spent not on a farm is a day wasted.

I’ve never met someone from Hawaii

Yeah

me on the left

Talk to me

Hi

i need one of those things for babies to bite down on but for adults

A binky? Kill yourself my man

haha they think that's a pond

jawzersize?

Ed Edd n Eddy are probably going to hell

Spicy beef jerky is making me fart up a storm

thats sucking not biting

Is Brian here

You'd know if he were here because homosex levels would be off the charts

i love stroking my cock it feels so good!!!

Beef stew for dinner

Brian I got some pheromones for you

looks good

I will never have a beautiful woman

do you kiss one?

Thank you

Evens I hope on the computer
Odds I stay in bed

Yesssss get in

No, that would be unsanitary. I do hold them though

Get what in

Get that dick in this bussy!

The only thing I'm sticking in your bussy is a fire cracker

I’m nation sorry for you

I have to work 7am to 3pm tomorrow

I have to eat a pizza at 12pm tomorrow

I am in Puerto Rico.

Please discuss Puerto Rico.

Do you guys like bone thugs

goodnight

Why hasn't your flag updated

and harmony?

Hot or not? If you say not you must be blind.

I live on Roberto Clemente boulevard

Yes retard
Is there another bone thugs?

yes

She's not for me but I can see the appeal in weird looking girls like her. Sort of like Anya Taylor joy

and they pretend genetics aren't real smdh

what the hail happened to her neck tho damn

I’d do her because I’m pragmatic

what do they smell like?

shes roiding for sure though

She's probably break your hips if she rode you

i dont like brown nipples

They don't really have a smell, but covid destroyed my sense of smell in 2021 and it never recovered so idk

I’m not sure and am a little disappointed that it hasn’t changed, but I am in fact in San Juan right now. I will continue posting on Anon Babble this week hoping it will change, this is my only chance to have a semi-interesting flag

grim, you will never smell again

Welp had my snack now I'm bored

Lol you're like a dog or something

This isn’t a life

True

They are douchbags +.

haven't seen iceland in a while. hope he never returns

Why

Gonna go through the pantry and look for another snack

who's a good puppy??? who's a good doggy woooof woof!

so because i appreciate the female form, i'm a pervert now?

Back off

This is what Rio used to look like. damn

Dose.

hella bitches

No one cares about Brazil please fuck off asshole

Mtbidarwinsimsondick

calm down fagaroni

i was born in le wrong generation

what if i eat wood

Maybe, maybe not, I'll go pick up some McD at 1:30 am...

No fuck off I'm sick of seeing Brazil shit in this general

me want 5 jr chickens

Is that the tranny?

There's only one?

What if you suck my wood

What’s your thoughts on the filet o fish

my fitness goals are being achieved. I am growing stronger

I don't eat fish. So I don't think about it.

Big fan, wish they served it all night

Fuck off

Let's be nice

Found a M&M yogurt in the fridge yaaaay

animal abuser

Drop dead

omg yummy

called for

Foughitts

Find out everything about Adam Cornelison

haven't jerk off today and yesterday

go on then, stroke that cock. stroke that cock until you fucking blow

I hope that's because you're disciplined and not depressed

My only knowledge of Puerto Rico comes from this youtube.com/watch?v=ZlyaVk8PKwQ

the less i jerk off the less i want to jerk off, i literally went a year + on no fap because of this once

Post the best picture

What else do you do instead? I have too much free time

Ass.

i order you to play with your penis

It's big.

today i watched streamer and jenny nicholson video and Anon Babble the whole day, i've been studying a little bit past hour or so intermittently since there's no interesting streamers anymore

thread got me thinking about boobies

gooning to this thread

Nah.

yeah i am

Increase Indian immigration 1 billion percent but only women who look like this

I’m Mexican but I feel white

You're probably way more white than injun so that is perfectly natural

Ewww wtf is his problem

this girl lives in my neighborhood

*Neighbourhood

have you fucked her?

i had sex with her.

Drinking a room temp diet pep

Get me her number, dawg

you probably don't know about that jewish rap, huh, /cum/?
youtube.com/watch?v=DVL3sFECgSE

shes dating some pasty white guy
i'm white too but eastern european and hairy and olive skin

you probably don't know about that jewish rap, huh, /cum/?

nah I've heard the beastie boys before

pasty white guy

nigga kick his ass, your eastern euro genes will help you during the fight

Very very stinky poo just came out of my butt

MADAM YOU ARE RACE TRAITOR

It's weird to see these threads on the 'log that are tabloid headlines but instead of celebrity gossip it's anti-American gossip. Stuff about American military, houses, intelligence, etc.

Our tabloids couldn't mention a foreign country in their headlines besides maybe England because their readers have no idea about the rest of the world

any girls want to be my gf

added to my playlist

He's in the movie Heaven Knows What which is an amazing flick if you like stuff like Gummo or Spun about broken druggies

Currently lusting over black women

youtube.com/watch?v=a2qSiFP0_4M

cheese is so good but so expensive, if i was rich i would eat so much cheese, i`m talking whole slabs of parmesan

just consistantly stroked it while waiting hours for an old torrent from 1990 something to download and finally just came now, do not say we goon the same.

for me it's white women

heyy

drunk walking around the house with my dick hanging out

ORANGE WOMAN BAD

white

are you a woman with a vagina that wants to be my gf

instagram.com/honeyxxo__/

Civil rights act

Drinking delicious choccy milk thanks to the dairy farmers of Canada.

1%

yikesarino

Are you reading Chariots of the Gods?

I'm also eating some all dressed pretzel pieces.
No. Fingerprints of the Gods. Haven't touched it in awhile though.

I finally gave in and ordered a fleshlight.
I'm not gonna make it bros.

Bro throw that shit away
You're going down a dark path
Cancel the order

I should get to sleep

I think this is a better path. I'd rather fuck the plastic than risk getting herpes or hpv at the massage parlors.

I hate seeing beautiful women at this age who aren't mommy's and wives

I ride my bicycle a lot so I have big quads and such but my arms aren't so big

Have you heard of fucking your hand?

Go to Hungary or Austria or Germany and fuck prostitutes there, the government makes them get tested every month

she's dressed like that at 35 you don't want her being a mommy or a wife

Her tits are down to her belly button at 35, wodepack

My greatest dream is to own 20 dakis like that finnish guy on Anon Babble.

I could accomplish this now, but I consider it a trophy of accomplishment, and I haven't accomplished enough. To own even one daki would be a desecration of the concept success.

My hand doesn't suffice, I'm addicted to the massage parlors anon. I need a way out, I'm hoping fucking the fleshlight will feel better than their handies and occasional covered head.

While you MAY be right, women don't *necessarily* do this because they're whores. Some women do this to show they're available and don't realize it isn't necessary to attract men because they're retarded. You're the man so you'd have to guide her and tame her
Sometimes they're just independent whore shit though

If I had that kind of money I'd just become a sugar daddy.

Seriously? I've tried it a few times. It's fun at first but isn't porn better since you have more control? How is getting a handy by a mid Asian lady satisfying

The representative from California has the floor.

"Sieg Heil" to the president Gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass, and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just 'cause we're outlaws, yeah!

Sisterberg had my nephew circumcised

im trans

how about i guide her into being an even bigger whore
how bout that

There's some really hot ones anon, plus honestly when they get into it I just close my eyes, it could be a 70 year old masaman and I wouldn't know better.
And no, you have literally 0 control as they're doing all the stroking. Sometimes it can suck if they were doing it in a perfect way and suddenly decide to change the motion. Trying to explain that I want the previous motion instead can be a trial if they're not fluent.
Usually though its much better than my own hand.

me too sister. death2chudarooskis xD

You're better than that

how much that shit cost homie

Do they think they don't wash their hands

The world is truly a strange place

I told it to generate an image of me and redditleaf

The "massage" portion usually runs you at 45-60 for the half hour. You don't want the full hour, as most are terrible at actual massages.
The L1 will cost you anywhere from 60 to 100 depending on where you go, and especially if you let them push you around. Usually they let you grope them, some will lose their tops, although they may charge you another 20 for that alone.
L2 is usually 100 to 200, at least where I've gone. Beware here though, since some use saran wrap or other plastic stuff like bags for "protection." I've gone to 1 where they do it bare, and know of another that does that as well, they may charge more for that, but you also have an increased risk of an STI so I almost never get one, and when I do it's with a proper rubber.
L3 can go from like 200 to 300 or even 400, again, depending on how much you let them push you around. I have never done this, except my very first time, I let them push me around as I was unexperienced.

Seems pretty accurate to me

redditleaf on the right btw

Tried to make the new but my post got flagged for spam. Don't know why

I'm horny but I already gooned 7 times today

America's greatest ally is actually Canada and the UK. Israel isn't even in the top 20

damn this guy is the pro coomer, knows all the tricks

What happens if you try to rape them

then they rape u back

Guy on the left looks like he tortures dogs

is that common with the nu-canadians

My dad was in Chile and decided to get a massage. An old guy was the masseur, and according to my dad, he couldn’t stop focusing on his butt cheeks. Then, he had my dad turn around, applied extra lube, and started rubbing him in a way too personal area, saying, 'This is for your wife.' It was absolutely traumatizing for him!

the fuck is l1 l2 and l3

Post songs from your deep childhood:
youtu.be/oKsxPW6i3pM
youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w
youtu.be/j-fWDrZSiZs
youtu.be/Aiay8I5IPB8
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youtu.be/ibsxpihjKmE
youtu.be/KIYiGA_rIls
youtu.be/TIy3n2b7V9k
youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE
youtu.be/araU0fZj6oQ
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youtu.be/Kz-y4LDiy1k
youtu.be/vyzO-5vt48g
youtu.be/ZwY4YPxTufs
This was my shit during my Limewire years.