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lmao what in the world
Thoughts
Regarding the Israel part
Skip ahead to about 1:25 to bypass the long intro
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Carl Jung did a series of lectures psychoanalyzing Nietzsche and it basically came down to Nietzsche being a manchild. He still respected Nietzsches intellect though
when you see anon's mom on backdoor
Dinnertime.
listening to DMX and feeling hard af
this guy was kind of a spiteful fag who never accomplished anything other than giving lazy pseuds a bailout door from actually thinking things through, you can just say "uh I don't know/care" and still delude yourself that you're a tortured philosopher. It's some rich irony.
me on the far left
smart men don't have sex
smart men are incels
I always knew I was a genius
Wouldnt they be volcels?
no
you're just a bald
depends
you kill the government o algo
NTA but Want the real answer? Marry a Asian woman or a conservative brown or black woman. White women and democrat women are lost.
I can’t do the vulcan thing with my hands
But I like my women how I like my coffee hot and blonde
If you marry a woman from another race, you’ll be more closely related to any random White person on the street than your own child LOL
Better convert and find a church girl
I want a church girl who goes to church
Slap yourself for typing this nonsense. I hope you're trying to troll me.
take the burkapill and blow your load in some thicc hijabi girl with a nice FAT ASS
why did janny hate this one but wouldn't do anything about the tds spammer from yesterday?
use your other hand to hold it in place at first, same with moving your little finger independently (hold down other fingers)
statistically, all the behaviors reddit has taught you to associate with white women are more true of brown and black women regardless of their stated affiliation
you are a weenie afraid of being called racist
I want a girl with a short skirt and a long
LOOOOOOOOOOOONG
JACKET
A fucking LOT of Arab women have shapely bodies under their hijab. It's unbelievable. I understand the Arabs hiding these broads.
convert
I'm christian
did you join a religious student organization during university? Is that how you found your wife/girl?
So fucking BORED
lol that map is fake as fuck
Polish and Baltic sisters…
all maps are fake bro, where have you been
These fries were the bomb dot com.
brutal
That's Belarus
do u live in a retard city?
last time i measured my chest it was f cups
chest is way bigger now
i should measure again
why are they covered in crud
They were deep fried.
Those percentages don’t add up
How do I learn to love the grind
what the fuck, dont think thats possible
nigga buy a bra already
tfw no thicc MENA breeder gf
Gotta move there for work, gimme a qrd on the jeet situation in Saskatchewan (Moose Jaw specifically)
replacing my broken phone screen. If I can't get it fixed my life is over.
Those percentages don’t add up
u best be joking
Probably using some bullshit definition of literacy. If you can read signs and write your name you’re not really illiterate
Mommy…
There's jeets but you'll have more issues with the chugs. Don't leave anything of value in your car, ever. Don't even leave spare change in your cup holder. Get locking lug nuts for your wheels too. Pick up a fresh can of bear spray.
so YOU'RE using the bullshit definition of literacy.
go on 2 dates with very pretty girl, prettiest I've ever been on a date with
after weeks of trying to schedule a third date she tells me she doesn't have time for dating
months later
just saw her on Hinge today
Fuck she's the only pretty girl I've ever gotten a date with from a dating app after using them for 7 fucking years
I'm devastated, why would she lie to me
Getting some rude replies from /cum/ tonight!
Nuh uh
Letting you down softly to save your ego… what a BITCH!!!
stop putting pussy on a pedestal nigga, if she's not interested in you then she's not the one. plenty more out there.
hahahaha
u got dumped after 2 dates
going on dates
normies
OK you got breasts, but why are your nipples so puffy?
women always would rather lie than straight up shutting down someone because they are confrontation averse
/cum/ is for people who cum in pussies hence the name
not saying normal faggot
go back to x youtube etc
There are really just two religions right now: Based and Woke. Both the Church of Based and the Temple of Woke count Christians, atheists, and pagans amongst their congregations, but these are more like sects within the united faith traditions. At the end of the day, whatever their doctrinal disputes, a Based Christian has more in common with a Based atheist or a Based pagan than he does with a Woke Christian, and of course vice versa.
thots?
Cringe
Fact check: X is less censored than Anon Babble now. Can’t even say a racial slur here without catching a ban.
true
fag
true
fag
the official Anon Babble old fag hacker meme god way to say it is normie
cowboys, as an idea/trope/etc, are pretty lame.
thots?
I'm Christian. Just trad girls for me, thank you.
I’m an American citizen
Bone Tomahawk is a great movie
steers and queers
guys will you pray that my phone repair works? my life will be severely impacted in a negative way if it doesn't work
gn cumbums it's bedtime for me
how about Boner Tommycock
I don't believe in prayer but I'll keep your phone in my thoughts
I pray you find a hot icelandic girlfriend, thank you
Those little plastic forks you get with fries. Don't see them much anymore.
good night my darling.
I don't know of these forks which you speka
Speakaspanish
The tiny ones with two prongs
They’re illegal in Canada now. At best, you get one of those disposable wooden sporks
I need friends
I’m an American citizen
I'm a Brazilian-American-European citizen
girl same
if you and me were ever at the beach on our honeymoon together and a jellyfish stung your leg, hell i'd piss on it. you can count on that.
now kith
People who look like this should be killed
why the fuck am i even learning coding, this shit is cooked with ai
Who looks like that?
you tell me bro
Just put the fries in the bag
I have a burning question. If the rent for any apartment is the same amount as its mortgage, why don't people just buy the apartment instead of funelling the money into rent? Might as well get something in return for sacrificing a third of your paycheck every month right?
*shits in your cornflakes*
These dummies won't stop eating eachothers poo
are those ducklings?
I wish I had a farm. Everyday spent not on a farm is a day wasted.
I’ve never met someone from Hawaii
Yeah
me on the left
Talk to me
Hi
i need one of those things for babies to bite down on but for adults
A binky? Kill yourself my man
haha they think that's a pond
jawzersize?
Ed Edd n Eddy are probably going to hell
Spicy beef jerky is making me fart up a storm
thats sucking not biting
Is Brian here
You'd know if he were here because homosex levels would be off the charts
i love stroking my cock it feels so good!!!
Beef stew for dinner
Brian I got some pheromones for you
looks good
I will never have a beautiful woman
do you kiss one?
Thank you
Evens I hope on the computer
Odds I stay in bed
Yesssss get in
No, that would be unsanitary. I do hold them though
Get what in
Get that dick in this bussy!
The only thing I'm sticking in your bussy is a fire cracker
I’m nation sorry for you
I have to work 7am to 3pm tomorrow
I have to eat a pizza at 12pm tomorrow
I am in Puerto Rico.
Please discuss Puerto Rico.
Do you guys like bone thugs
goodnight
Why hasn't your flag updated
and harmony?
Hot or not? If you say not you must be blind.
I live on Roberto Clemente boulevard
Yes retard
Is there another bone thugs?
yes
She's not for me but I can see the appeal in weird looking girls like her. Sort of like Anya Taylor joy
and they pretend genetics aren't real smdh
what the hail happened to her neck tho damn
I’d do her because I’m pragmatic
what do they smell like?
shes roiding for sure though
She's probably break your hips if she rode you
i dont like brown nipples
They don't really have a smell, but covid destroyed my sense of smell in 2021 and it never recovered so idk
I’m not sure and am a little disappointed that it hasn’t changed, but I am in fact in San Juan right now. I will continue posting on Anon Babble this week hoping it will change, this is my only chance to have a semi-interesting flag
grim, you will never smell again
Welp had my snack now I'm bored
Lol you're like a dog or something
This isn’t a life
True
They are douchbags +.
haven't seen iceland in a while. hope he never returns
Why
Gonna go through the pantry and look for another snack
who's a good puppy??? who's a good doggy woooof woof!
so because i appreciate the female form, i'm a pervert now?
Back off
This is what Rio used to look like. damn
Dose.
hella bitches
No one cares about Brazil please fuck off asshole
Mtbidarwinsimsondick
calm down fagaroni
i was born in le wrong generation
what if i eat wood
Maybe, maybe not, I'll go pick up some McD at 1:30 am...
No fuck off I'm sick of seeing Brazil shit in this general
me want 5 jr chickens
Is that the tranny?
There's only one?
What if you suck my wood
What’s your thoughts on the filet o fish
my fitness goals are being achieved. I am growing stronger
I don't eat fish. So I don't think about it.
Big fan, wish they served it all night
Fuck off
Let's be nice
Found a M&M yogurt in the fridge yaaaay
animal abuser
Drop dead
omg yummy
called for
Foughitts
Find out everything about Adam Cornelison
haven't jerk off today and yesterday
go on then, stroke that cock. stroke that cock until you fucking blow
I hope that's because you're disciplined and not depressed
My only knowledge of Puerto Rico comes from this youtube.com
the less i jerk off the less i want to jerk off, i literally went a year + on no fap because of this once
Post the best picture
What else do you do instead? I have too much free time
Ass.
i order you to play with your penis
It's big.
today i watched streamer and jenny nicholson video and Anon Babble the whole day, i've been studying a little bit past hour or so intermittently since there's no interesting streamers anymore
thread got me thinking about boobies
gooning to this thread
Nah.
yeah i am
Increase Indian immigration 1 billion percent but only women who look like this
I’m Mexican but I feel white
You're probably way more white than injun so that is perfectly natural
Ewww wtf is his problem
this girl lives in my neighborhood
*Neighbourhood
have you fucked her?
i had sex with her.
Drinking a room temp diet pep
Get me her number, dawg
you probably don't know about that jewish rap, huh, /cum/?
youtube.com
shes dating some pasty white guy
i'm white too but eastern european and hairy and olive skin
you probably don't know about that jewish rap, huh, /cum/?
nah I've heard the beastie boys before
pasty white guy
nigga kick his ass, your eastern euro genes will help you during the fight
Very very stinky poo just came out of my butt
MADAM YOU ARE RACE TRAITOR
It's weird to see these threads on the 'log that are tabloid headlines but instead of celebrity gossip it's anti-American gossip. Stuff about American military, houses, intelligence, etc.
Our tabloids couldn't mention a foreign country in their headlines besides maybe England because their readers have no idea about the rest of the world
any girls want to be my gf
added to my playlist
He's in the movie Heaven Knows What which is an amazing flick if you like stuff like Gummo or Spun about broken druggies
Currently lusting over black women
cheese is so good but so expensive, if i was rich i would eat so much cheese, i`m talking whole slabs of parmesan
just consistantly stroked it while waiting hours for an old torrent from 1990 something to download and finally just came now, do not say we goon the same.
for me it's white women
heyy
drunk walking around the house with my dick hanging out
ORANGE WOMAN BAD
white
are you a woman with a vagina that wants to be my gf
Civil rights act
Drinking delicious choccy milk thanks to the dairy farmers of Canada.
1%
yikesarino
Are you reading Chariots of the Gods?
I'm also eating some all dressed pretzel pieces.
No. Fingerprints of the Gods. Haven't touched it in awhile though.
I finally gave in and ordered a fleshlight.
I'm not gonna make it bros.
Bro throw that shit away
You're going down a dark path
Cancel the order
I should get to sleep
I think this is a better path. I'd rather fuck the plastic than risk getting herpes or hpv at the massage parlors.
I hate seeing beautiful women at this age who aren't mommy's and wives
I ride my bicycle a lot so I have big quads and such but my arms aren't so big
Have you heard of fucking your hand?
Go to Hungary or Austria or Germany and fuck prostitutes there, the government makes them get tested every month
she's dressed like that at 35 you don't want her being a mommy or a wife
Her tits are down to her belly button at 35, wodepack
My greatest dream is to own 20 dakis like that finnish guy on Anon Babble.
I could accomplish this now, but I consider it a trophy of accomplishment, and I haven't accomplished enough. To own even one daki would be a desecration of the concept success.
My hand doesn't suffice, I'm addicted to the massage parlors anon. I need a way out, I'm hoping fucking the fleshlight will feel better than their handies and occasional covered head.
While you MAY be right, women don't *necessarily* do this because they're whores. Some women do this to show they're available and don't realize it isn't necessary to attract men because they're retarded. You're the man so you'd have to guide her and tame her
Sometimes they're just independent whore shit though
If I had that kind of money I'd just become a sugar daddy.
Seriously? I've tried it a few times. It's fun at first but isn't porn better since you have more control? How is getting a handy by a mid Asian lady satisfying
The representative from California has the floor.
"Sieg Heil" to the president Gasman
Bombs away is your punishment
Pulverize the Eiffel towers
Who criticize your government
Bang bang goes the broken glass, and
Kill all the fags that don't agree
Trials by fire, setting fire
Is not a way that's meant for me
Just 'cause we're outlaws, yeah!
Sisterberg had my nephew circumcised
im trans
how about i guide her into being an even bigger whore
how bout that
There's some really hot ones anon, plus honestly when they get into it I just close my eyes, it could be a 70 year old masaman and I wouldn't know better.
And no, you have literally 0 control as they're doing all the stroking. Sometimes it can suck if they were doing it in a perfect way and suddenly decide to change the motion. Trying to explain that I want the previous motion instead can be a trial if they're not fluent.
Usually though its much better than my own hand.
me too sister. death2chudarooskis xD
You're better than that
how much that shit cost homie
Do they think they don't wash their hands
The world is truly a strange place
I told it to generate an image of me and redditleaf
The "massage" portion usually runs you at 45-60 for the half hour. You don't want the full hour, as most are terrible at actual massages.
The L1 will cost you anywhere from 60 to 100 depending on where you go, and especially if you let them push you around. Usually they let you grope them, some will lose their tops, although they may charge you another 20 for that alone.
L2 is usually 100 to 200, at least where I've gone. Beware here though, since some use saran wrap or other plastic stuff like bags for "protection." I've gone to 1 where they do it bare, and know of another that does that as well, they may charge more for that, but you also have an increased risk of an STI so I almost never get one, and when I do it's with a proper rubber.
L3 can go from like 200 to 300 or even 400, again, depending on how much you let them push you around. I have never done this, except my very first time, I let them push me around as I was unexperienced.
Seems pretty accurate to me
redditleaf on the right btw
Tried to make the new but my post got flagged for spam. Don't know why
I'm horny but I already gooned 7 times today
America's greatest ally is actually Canada and the UK. Israel isn't even in the top 20
damn this guy is the pro coomer, knows all the tricks
What happens if you try to rape them
then they rape u back
Guy on the left looks like he tortures dogs
is that common with the nu-canadians
My dad was in Chile and decided to get a massage. An old guy was the masseur, and according to my dad, he couldn’t stop focusing on his butt cheeks. Then, he had my dad turn around, applied extra lube, and started rubbing him in a way too personal area, saying, 'This is for your wife.' It was absolutely traumatizing for him!
the fuck is l1 l2 and l3
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This was my shit during my Limewire years.
My dream is to own a big fucking house, a porsche, have a hot white wife and like 5 white kids
this nigga listened to the RADIO
I keep my deep influences hidden.
hand, mouth, cooch
Your mom paid for it and was touching herself while watching it through a mirror
America's greatest ally is actually ICELAND
anyway, new
youtube.com
My name is Optimus Prime and I am sending this message to Chester Bennington. Wherever you are now, we will never forget you ... the legends never die
how are the girls though, are they old ladies or young chinese human trafficked girls