Hobby Lobby edition
/brit/
poo
vgh strip mall sovl
Hello?
your thread gimmick is quite offputting
hobby lobby is owned by some schizo christians who used the business to attempt to smuggle stolen artifacts for their bible museum
LOVE to see two k*ke israeli ambassadors get POPPED
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good morning lads
LADS????
Evening team. Going to sleep soon. Been a decent day. Started Ghost of Tsushima, started a manga called smoking behind the supermarket, read some more hell's paradise.
smoking behind the supermarket
looked nice, ordered the first volume
It is quite nice. Nothing amazing as of where I'm up to but it's enjoyable enough
howdy fellas
FOTYEG
life isn't a movie. there's not going to be some dramatic scene where somebody realizes we need help. we have to help ourselves, but we can't, we never could. so here we are, then. the lads.
I'll tell you hwat, brother.
kiss a trans woman on the mouth
Just had some chocolate shreddies. Very quiet in here tonight team.
Hey catchad
who could have guessed it would be a yank who would lead britain back to glory?
Just had some chocolate shreddies
it's 2 in the morning you freak
wagwan blud
about to browse Anon Babble hope I don't get scared all alone in the dark. there must be at least one interesting thread among all the roleplaying garbage
you absolute madman
>refuse to pay for slut employees to get free abortions under their company healthplan
OMG FUCKING SCHIZO CHRISTEN FACISTS THIS IS LITERALLY NAZI RUSSIA
I don't start working until tomorrow afternoon so I won't be up for breakfast anyway
never mind there was literally not a single interesting thread. what a really terrible board, just full of boring generals and deviantart tier writing projects
Abortion is a Satanic ritual sacrifice for Moloch.
Just another day in Pozzmerica you know the deal
Me dad said that when he was a kid his parents played with an ouijia board and it summoned a demon that moved the thing around and it spelled his name but then they burned it and the demon didn't bother them agaib.
Have you ever encountered demons?
One time when I was was on acid and Robitussin (I don't do this anymore because it's bad) I saw this bright orange insectoid creature made of molten lava and it was pulsating.
This was about ten years ago when it happened.
acid and Robitussin (I don't do this anymore because it's bad)
just the tussin or psychedelics too?
whoa the schizo freak used to abuse hallucinogenic drugs? no way
I don't do drugs anymore. It is a sin.
not even alcohol?
Just had a corn rib with a smoky seasoning sauce number. I LOVE that little britons don't get to have corn, never even heard of it probably, you fucking peasants.
Me parents don't let me drink alcohol.
past seven posts have been non /brits/.............
30 year old autistic man child who's parents won't let him drink alcohol
that's no way to treat your canadian brethren
There is a haunted castle in the Czech Republic and no one knows who built it. It is over a thousand years old and the ancient Slavic tribes said that it was already there when they arrived and it was already haunted.
*puts you in a massive doobie and lights you up*
wow this tastes and smells like shit
bizarre
Having any luck with this Tinder bio?
i'd smoke you again
odd reaction to being burned alive
i'd smoke your dick you little twink
Little seething britons. If your peasantry was less stupid, well, then, you wouldn't be britons! Hey bud tss, never change
There's a haunted forest in Romania where time is warped.
pot noodles...
poo...
...poo noodles
..........poodles
how come the jan man deleted my post showing off that webm of the guy getting his arse and balls spray painted against his will?
that shit is traumatic and i saw it when i was 8 years old mate in a film called lethal weapon 2 or something mate
tobby
Ancient European and British also ancient Japanese folklore had a similar method for getting rid of ghosts.
They said that blocking a path with a stick will disrupt the energy flow and stop the ghost from following you.
im sorry you had to go through that
any consolation i'd spray paint "fat cody wigger" on your house dawg
everytime im the victim of a ghost attack i start wanking and pooing
*attacks you in public*
/bra/'s femcel queen is about to post yet another naked picture.
Stay tuned.
Standing by
IT's up
sir Wayne Rooney
their house their rules kiddo
need to kill myself
banning onlyfans
do not do this the british economy relies upon it
Poo
add garnish
Shat-imir Pootin
Sir John Poo Beresford
quitting my job end of next week (payday), after NEETing for a while I wanted to do some wagie work just for the experience, but it is hell on earth. can't think of a single reason for a loser to work for, all my co workers have kids and wife's to face the wagie grind for
Hello??
Is there anybody ...
Ouuuut thereeeee
enjoy the HMS pinafore pal, have a pleasant stay hahahahah
Amazing how such a thin strip of fabric can conceal such treasure.
can almost see where she poos from thats unsightly!
It's simple batman.... we rape leftypol
someone should start a gimmick where they do a vocaroo of them literally screaming in response to funny posts
yummers
You either...
too many gimmicks, half the thread is taken up by beligian lad and Egypt flag
attention
the egyptjeet is awake
Sir, small dick.
Why is it one of those
might make some ramen 2bh
I can hear the sounds of hell in my bed.
filter the flag you stupid nigger
i heard rorke broke as hell in the crib eating ramen noodles
Let's make a porn video.
I'm gonna go make ramen egyptmong, when I'm back I expect a vocaroo cover of a song of your choice
do NOT disappoint me
XD
Fuckin birds chirping already
I have lived as a Latino my entire life.
You are the Master.. XD
I just went there the other day and bought me a Zaku.
Do Britishers build gunpla? Or are you all more into miniatures?
*winks an eye*
Phone?
Bobby Fischer.
just went to hobby lobby today because of this thread
get your tits out might fix things
how would that fix anything
I love this cope.
Bastardo.
where's the vocaroo
Vaai XD..
The one where I eat it.
he only posted a vocaroo once in response to mikey's vocaroo
don't care, i want him to sing his little heart out for me
yanks call pizza pie for some reason
well maybe if you did it first he would
my name is marshall mathers
im an alcoholic
(~￣▽￣)~
I'd be asleep right now if I were drunk and it's bold to assume,
Egg and cress
yea I got that one a few times at the tesco before leaving london
it's alright
I liked getting it on discount
some of the sandwiches at tesco are just straight up scams. why does nobody ever talk about this.
some of them are like £5 for a slice of cheese between two shitty pieces of bread
Jeeves? Yes, I've got another /brit/ post to dictate. It's going to be an odd one.
just took the bins out lads
bins mewing at the door
rorke gaining supernatural powers one day
morning poo has been an operational success
This is a classic. A nice way to start the morning.
I invented the frisbee
are you lying
no
oh ok
in africa instead of saying "it's not rocket science" they say "it's not inventing the wheel"
do they really have these there
i assumed these were primarily american stores
erm what the fork
not this shit again..
you've been warned you freak
just ate an Australian banana and had a sandwich made with Australian bread and Australian peanut butter
they should be allowed
if He couldn't post the peters then you can't post the ponies
AHAHAHAHA AAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH AHAHAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHA
avatarfagging
the parasite always does this
fuck up catyank
sir this is a wendies
most fucked thing is is that it's literally closer to the maldives than it is to mauritius
brits have to be a whole new level of retarded to sign such a deal
is that the most fucked up thing, yeah?
inserting a corkscrew into my urethra
where is he
yeah cause it's an indictment against the entire ICJ
makes a mockery of the entire system
who is that
he killed millions
FONC
sorry next time i'll ask in cockney rhyming slang
fucking asshole
why do brits need some random island
tit for tat (who is that)
sneed
need a jenny nicholson gf
'
I am LITERALLY a nonce
shes lowkey highkey cute af
i love squirreley women
erm
what the fork
so this is leftypol
youtube.com
poo
bldg ebb let
<3 d&d wax melts
it's actually mad that mouse hasn't posted since the site went down
you're a wax melt
I have never made love to a woman lads
get the post ktimmed
my balls are peeking out between my thighs
I do smell good yes
today it's a rose body spray under tocca giulietta <3
perfume mongs need executing
it's an affront to the senses
why are you acting like a tranny in 5am brit
what is it about tattoos on women that really rattles the proverbial runtcage
always seems to induce seething on their part reckon I'll have to start posting tattooed women just for a laugh
completely unnecessary when this singular freak does it like clockwork every morning
I'll leave it to the professionals in that case
Michael's >
every single woman will be serving life sentences behind bars in your lifetime
its an affront to god for a woman to ruin their body with tasteless pictures
brown smelly ordnance dropping into the bog
ohhh.. now i finally understand what she means now.
She doesn't think of me that way. man... that sucks!!
bah! >:(
whatever... she'll see..... me go away!! grrrrrrr >:(
damn me. damn damn damn.
damn. What's done is done. I feel all torn up insdie. I won't be much of anything to other girls but a "Friend" and it is true. bah. i might as well live in a city alone! I need no girl friend!!! >:( I can manage my own! Grrr (starts to breakdown insdie) Grrr I don't need one. I won't show emotion. Sure, i'll pretend im taking it well. but IM NOT!! Grrrr. >:( ... :
um
bad and sad
I'm not
sat on the toilet posting on /brit/ and sucking coffee
life's good lads
what the fork
/brit/? alright don't be silly, is this some kind of island?
you can't drink coffee on the toilet
poo
ice cold poo barm
Need to huff her stinky farts and lick her bum hole.
says who
erm
what the spork
bronyaussie kinda cute ngl
I really really want these pants (the long leggies with the stripes not her knickers)
you’ll be killed
COMMON DECENCY
I'd rather have the knickers with hope she left a stain in them.
what restaurant is this it looks fun
can't be that common if I don't have it
proper everyday man on the street joe bloggs me
need drugs now brb
saw woodpeckerberg doing pecktoil on the bird feeders again yesterday
lovely little chap he is
which sopranos character did you hate the most lads?
for me it's johnny sack
got bored of that reddit show after 5 episodes
just did a bump of smack me, might pick up some "insulin" needles from the chemist tomorrow and give shooting up a go
becoming a proper heroin head haha x
god that makes you interesting
pics or you're larping
give us some lad x
bruh
nooo just smoke it don't snort or inject it's too risky
pics of what? also, do you know what the "la" and "larping stands for?
also, why is it so difficult for you to believe that some random cunt on Anon Babble uses drugs?
Reading about the Beatles
thank you for feeding the birds
los angeles
erowid says in terms of bioavailability, it goes IV>snorting>smoking>ingesting
i want to make my stash last since i don't plan on ever buying 'roin again as i already have a steady supply of less risky pharmaceutical grade opioid medication
richie and ralphie
what if you enjoy shooting it up too much and go get more
do i have a big sign on my shirt that says "play silly buggers with me" on it?
alright well be careful please
i dont get it why aare you using so many painkillers? are you in a lot of pain or something
though smack was meant to chill you out
grumpy
accept things as they come without judgment. nothings good or bad it just is what it is
have you discovered anything interesting?
am skeptical that it will feel much better than snorting (as in radically different), i assume the effects will just kick in immediately rather than take effect after a few minutes, and be strong enough to make me nod off (which has already happened many times now and is more of an annoyance than anything
what about a trillion indian-chinese hybrids spawning in smellbourne
accept things as they come without judgment
i don't think so, hippie
it is what it is
She got engaged
smokers are jokers
yes actually, i have chronic pain (probably fibromyalgia (and no i don't want to hear anyone's opinion that it's made up)) and i toil in a physical job which is less than ideal for a man with my condition :o
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
don't you realize there's no way to keep doing this without ruining your life
mad that danes btfo’d the canucks in hockey
I also have chronic pain you have my sympathy
Ideas
my life was already ruined years ago
thankee yankee
You got it champ
so it's slow suicide then
grim
better than a quick one because i have more time to reconsider and back out
how old are you heroinheadlad
except you'll be physically addicted to one of the most addictive substances
went to toil high once and asked toilberg how big his penis was
luckily he's a pretty relaxed guy so he just laughed it off, don't remember if he answered the question or not
I go to toil high everyday and don't do goofy things like that
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1 million cheeseburgers
It's hard to believe anyone on here is a heroin addict, pretty grim, I also want proof of the needle
get it together lad just smoke some weed after work
i've been through withdrawals (not just heroin or opioids, all sorts of shit), they're obviously not pleasant but i seem to have a superpower in that they dont really manifest very badly, the main problem is that all my issues with anxiety and shit all comes flooding back, which i would've been carrying around anyway had i never touched drugs in the first place, and there's also a considerable upside to it because my constipation subsides and i can wank again
heroin is just making you less aware of your anxiety not dealing with it, probably making it worse long term
yeah I was an anxious person but regular meth heroin use has sorted that right out
how do i get over a girl immediately lads, really liked her, thought she liked me too, would talk all day, we were intimate, now shes gone all cold feet or something. feeling terrible. like me heart is being dragged through gravel. lost my apetite. havent slept since yesterday and still dont feel tired. no motivation to do a single thing, even have fun or enjoy myself. beginning to not be a fan of women AT ALL. even the thought of seeing a different woman on the weekend isnt making me feel any better, and that night is already scheduled. how do you explain to the side woman that your heart just isnt in it tonight, that the woman you actually love has just gone and isnt there, with a fuckin floppy on top of all that?
right that's me off to 'reggs
i dont have the needle yet, i just have a little rock of white heroin tthat i've been taking a few sniffs of, it weighed half a gram when i got it, now it's probably down to like 3/8ths, going to IV it because i want to get the most out of it, and not going to post photos because i don't need to prove anything to you, certainly not by taking photos of an illegal substance
hate being too tall. makes you feel freakish.
dunno lad i haven't spoken to a female once in 2025
mate i spent over a decade having anxiety with absolutely no crutches, i can't deal with it, it's simply a chronic condition that i haven't found a way of dealing with in a healthy manner for so long that i doubt a healthy manner exists
i envy you. once im done with this entire saga im going on a strict no woman interaction for a while. they make you feel awful.
not even mumberg?
every friend group i've ever been in i've been the second-tallest, and also the second most dominant personality, with the tallest guy being the groups' leader
mad how tallness automatically elevates you to leadership positions like that
do friend groups usually have leaders
There are certainly people who think they are
i feel awful never getting to interact with them tbqh
obviously mumberg and the occasionaly hello at tills but apart from that not a word
Cans: sipped
Zeppelin: on
Emma Watson's farts: sniffed
get a job
I would be exactly the same as you if not for the fact I'm forced to interact with them constantly at toil
not really in an official capacity, but there's usually one guy who's like the binding glue keeping the group together, and in a lot of cases if he suggests the group do something, they group will follow his direction with minimal question. if the title of "leader" would go to him if such a structure were necessary, you get what i mean
I finish uni this summer so yeah that's the plan
you might think im a pisstaker but..... youll get over it x
Weinstein's pov
good lad
uni
How have you never interacted with a single female?
just dont take women too seriously... let them do that and youll be right... cant believe i made this mistake
hope it happens soon, as in, NOW
I spoke to one on halloween ast year but not since then
meth heroin
wut
take docusate sodium daily it will fix the constipation
wonder how mum would react if i told her i do heroin
probably kick my arse out and disown me, little better than if i were a nonce and got busted for noncing
i take epsom salts for the constipation, doesn't always work
she really looks like jordan peterson here
in the bottom photo
like richard dawkins and jordan peterson had a baby
give the docusate sodium a try it's very gentle and works better in my experience
you might have to take it a few times throughout the day to get it working but once you find the right dose it works well
not dodk d sp,om faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Sir Otto Ernst Remer
a candle a day keeps the smelly bedroom at bay
so does every dog owner just assume I’m absolutely fine with their vile mutt killing machine coming racing at me and jumping at me or something?
got a poo that needs pooing
can sense that today's the day i get arrested
so does every dog owner just assume I’m absolutely fine with their vile mutt killing machine coming racing at me and jumping at me or something?
No
its shit mate but it might take a few while. more top advice, try not to think about it
mine was made first :(