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/cum/ - Canada US Mexico
Nice trips
for me, its cute anime girls
you will never hold one
A fortuitous omen
piss off
hilo anime
im so smart
I'm leaving, like a tree makes
/cum/ is Wing country
????
A higher power underground
He's sitting sacred and profound
when i die there will be a week of mourning and hundreds of thousands will come to give me a final goodbye
You must either be the pope or Kim Jong Un
goodnight
Your ass can kiss my lips goodbye
Anybody watched Mazinger?
youtube.com
do you wish an afterlife exists? personally im torn about it, it would probably get boring after a few hundred years but on the other hand nothingness sucks
How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.
Had to be a murder.
There were all sorts of social media videos showing other people showing the exact same oven, and it can't just close on its own. You have to manually apply extra force to close it. If it attempts to close on its own, there's a catch, that prevents it from closing by mistake.
Someone pressed it close..
life is just too short i feel
post gorge braps are kicking in
*pauses thread*
This is completely true. I 100% agree with this
*unpauses thread*
*kicks you in the nuts*
*pisses and shits all over you*
That's for hurting Icelandanon.
After 3 generations, no one will remember your name. That doesn't mean the effects of your life won't alter the course of history. Your influence changes others, which will alter their futures.
gonna trim my pubes
i watched mazinger z vs devilman is that good enough
Soon people will be little parrots who only say things chat gpt told them
Then it will tell them to get in the matrix and they will listen
You know what, I don't think any jeeta died in any Walmart oven. It's just fake.
@grok is the above post likely to happen
@grok is this true?
It just hit me that I'm gonna die one day
You aren't alone
Might as well get it over with.
watching vtubers
all I ate today was cured meats and a bit of bread
giving up feels so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you things could get better
gooning is my business and business is good
Megagon
Lol some bitch on twitter messaged me if I want prices for content, I said won’t hurt to take a look and she sent me the list. Then I was like „not rn thanks tho“ and she tried pulling a bratty findom move and blocked me, said I should stop lurking if I don’t want to pay. Unblock fee is 60 dollars loool fuck outta here
(She has cute toes tho)
Millions of foot hoes on the internet surely not going to miss you beyotch!!!
well i'm off to my gooncave to clock in for the day
hard work, but someone's gotta do it
Olha que coisa mais linda
(Meu penis)
My butthole is totally ruined. Gods actually been punching me in the head and wrestling me to the floor so he can grind a rock into my skull, every day. And I scream from the pain. He doesn’t stop and will do this for hundreds of hours. And, a side effect of not sitting up straight is your butthole recieves damage from the stomach problems. So it’s possible god can heal my butthole. Although im not sure how, it’s really fucked. Im almost pretty sure I should just commit suicide. I never had this problem before he started torturing me. It’s been about 6 years now. Hes not a good person, he totally ruined my life.
just get on your alt account and download her shit
you should have said no thank you but here's five dollars for your time
schizojeet is here
now this thread is cookin
don't do it
God
God replying to himself
Stop being such a cringey faggot. You know im in this thread, write something more believable.
man he'd been away for so long, it was nice without him
People don’t actually write like this. Youd have to be so fucking retarded to find that funny. This guys god again, you talk just like he does. He’s actually writing a ton of the posts, maybe even all of them except for mine.
How about chicken nigga masala
An interesting fact of criminology is that flashers are less likely to escalate to rape or murder than peeping toms. The guy who drops his pants in the park is weird, but that’s his thing. The guy who sneaks around and looks in windows - he’s a bigger problem.
I always think of this when I’m in some apartment in a high rise and the guy has a telescope.
its a fact it exists, there's hell for disbelievers and paradise for muslims, many people see the punishment while dying and say final words of regret
The funniest is always the ones who act like they’re the total dommes and drain every wallet and then a small accident happens and they’re like „oh no how can I survive this financially“ lol you’re still a poor white trash whore
should've just sent her pics of your credit card, front and back, along with your balls
proofs
Wouldnt it be funny if someone saw Jason in person and just recorded him from a distance
God made this. He loves doing art puzzles. He always makes them racist or sexual. It’s hard to believe he enjoys it still, I think he’s doing something else. It’s very boring after a couple times. But he never loses his wind and keeps putting out new work every day. It’s not really admirable it’s actually really weird and im slightly offended he’s making me look.
why did they name it tikka masala if they didn't want jeets to try and steal it huh (browns are known for thievery)
The best thing about her is that she is constantly driving around the US on her own making stops in larger cities to host sessions. Like this is her full time job LOL
Listen and tell me how you feel
youtu.be
LOL
doesn't sound that funny at all
it's literally just butter chicken. idk why it has 2 names
Heaven actually is a place on earth. You can drive there lol, but it’s just a town. Looks exactly like the way the Bible described Heaven. It’s also incredibly expensive to move there. It was clearly not built by humans, which was one of the goals they had designing it. The aliens I mean, who are in my house. They have been raping me, and not letting me leave. Im in a very desperate situation, without many options, as most people don’t seem to have a brain and are like their clones.
So the preliminary report on that Mexican sailing ship that struck the Brooklyn Bridge is out. Apparently they left the pier at a time when the current was 0.3 knots UP the East River in the direction of the bridges there. They observed being dragged towards the first bridge for a while and 45 seconds before impact they got the idea to radio for tug boat assistence. The tug boat came immediately, but by then it was already too late.
Do they not have tides (ebb tide, high tide) in Mexico??? Do they leave port whenever they want and don't pay attention to the tides?
Have you ever been to Ruth Chris Steakhouse?
Most of the jeet migrants who developed what’s known as British-Indian cuisine were Bangladeshi Muslims anyway, so Indian Hindoos don’t have much claim to it regardless
nah
schizo spam is practically a cum staple
Dutch is basically English with a speech impediment.
*Ruth’s Chris
It's your fault, from Jesus.
idgi
Knot like a dog who knots a woman. Another funny one I just learned about is dimples aren’t usually about ass cheeks. They just name everything about sex. The aliens I mean, who are in my house. It I didnt mention that already. They have literally been raping me. And not many people seem to notice them. They have a very high iq, and are very good at speaking and controlling humans. Im not expecting this problem to go away, it’s already been 6 years. Sometimes I remember, maybe somebody is actually reading this and can stop them. Lol, I doubt it. They’re magical and can teleport and also they’ve already killed 3 people I knew. They killed them themselves lol. Made it look like an accident. Gave one of them cancer on purpose. It’s pretty bad, they’re getting away with some fucked up things lol.
have you? I might go tomorrow, I'm sure it'll be good I'm just curious.
do you wish an afterlife exists?
Depends on if I get to see my dead loved ones or not. If I do, yes. If I don't, no.
but on the other hand nothingness sucks
We won't know though.
How about they start an imageboard called Ruth’s Chris Chan
you used orange paint it doesn't work with orange
odds i goon
evens i fap
I don’t think they exist in my area. I just find the name funny.
rape not good man y do that
we're not in your walls
jk, it worked with the orange. I just didn't want to get modded, for showing the results.
Great maze though.
This is what Anon Babble used to be about…
orange paint bad
cope libtards
Yeah the aliens are pretty fucking hardcore. They pretend to be god and tell you to be poor and to not have sex. They’re also in male bodies here in this world, just like we are. And they themselves have tons of sex. And, to make it even worse. They can summon ghosts to rape with. Theyve raped me so many times. They also use the ghosts to strangle me to the floor and repeatedly punch me in the head. And they talk to me while doing this and try to convince me of lies. Lying to somebody actually is a special kind of torture. Some easy ways to lie are with estimations of data that is unreliable. Usually about immigration or sex statistics. They use the TV to do that a lot, which is how I know this is somewhat your problem too. This is probably not even being read by anyone. He never leaves my house, I hate it so much.
this was 40 years ago
Fuck off god. He always pretends he doesn’t know what im saying. It’s called gaslighting. And he does it using real people, because he is controlling their bodies.
sounds like you're being oppressed by demons
just downloaded linux, ordered some programmer socks, and started brewing my own estrogen
Schizojeet activation word Ronald McDonald
this is what happens to a mfer after 5 minutes on discord
Kind of yeah
this /cum/ sucks, later homos
news segment has a university professor and economist with a helpful tip to save money at the grocery store
they tell me to buy less meat
Actually the new got trips so this /cum/ rocks
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
shall be going to bed
This is honestly a possibility. I've been to the Gulf and it's nearly completely free of waves and the difference between high tide and low tide is barely even noticable.
Doesn’t the Gulf of America side of Mexico have almost no harbours, or a smooth coastline
Poop of my ass. Shit of my butt.
How about the Church of Ruth’s Christ
Icelandic God here. Shut the fuck up, schizojeet
observed being dragged towards the first bridge for a while
Couldn't they drop their anchor?
Brazilian tier post
Whoa Icelandic God is here watch out Schizojeet
Canadian tier post
Oh, I see. And I wonder ... how things are in Mexico.
I was born in a landlocked town that doesn't even have a river that can be used for boats, it has an engineered canal instead. And even I learned about the tides in school. Later when I was in a coastal town on holidays, I observed that they have tides tables there on public message boards in the harbour for the current month.
They should have done that, but maybe the captain was busy otherwise or just incompetent.
I know i'm not THE God, but it would be nice if you prayed to me just once in a while
My YouTube recs just keep getting stranger
Did you know part of Canada has the highest tides in the world (16m/55ft)
en.wikipedia.org
Just got recommended this
and how was it
887 views in 2 days
This guy has a little community!
Yes I did know that, and I find it to be terrifying. What if you get stuck out there at low tide and cant escape!?
Wow, that's a lot. If I remember correctly, tide difference is between 3 and 4 meters at the North Sea coastal towns. Storm floods can be a lot higher than that of course.
See for yourself
youtu.be
This was not the kind of coke i was hoping for.
So true
Disability day is in less than 20 minutes :D
I just get knife video recommendations
That would make one heck of a video
Based on some news stories I could find, search and rescue saves people using helicopters and such periodically. Others drown. It doesn’t seem to be very common, though. I have visited the area and been out on the tidal flats. I reckon you’ve got to be kind of an idiot to actually get stuck.
someone finna showing up 2 break ur legs??
I'm a man except for the days when I'm a woman
How did anything get done in the late 1800s when everyone was drunk as fuck all day
Nothing got done in the late 1800s
Here’s a satellite image where the body of water empties out and turns into giant mud flats
No the gov't gives me money every month on Welfare Wednesday.
How do I get gibs
Having extensive documentation of your illnesses is the first step.
jesus christ
1800s
What the fuck the function
I have a pack of spicy beef jerky I'm saving for a special day
What is this bullshit
wut da nut is dat
This reads like an AIs interpretation of an incel manifesto
That's what i've always been saying
Yes, we have that too. Mud flats are called "Watt" in German, just like the guy who improved the steam engine. You can take long guided hikes there and even reach some coastal islands. On the way the guides explain what kind of animals and plants live there, you can pick up shells etc.
(Some of those coastal islands still use small horse/pony carriages for deliveries from the mainland during ebb tide.)
From time to time, tourists don't pay attention to the time and have to be rescued from the mud flats when the flood comes back.
Set me free, your heaven's a lie
Set me free with your love, set me free, yeah, free, yeah
Set me free, your heaven's a lie
Set me free with your love, set me free, yeah
My anal glans just burst
So bored
you should have used lube
Interesting. I’ve never really thought of the similarity between the Bay of Fundy and the North German coast. As I stated in a post above, I have visited the area, and I suppose I have partaken in a mud flat hike myself, but I had no idea it was a sort of cultural phenomenon in Europe, at least enough to warrant a Wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org
Yeah... this stuff should be obvious
Tag yourself
boto encantada
ktim
boutta balloon on this galaxy
kino alert
listenin' to asmr and touchin' on my pud
Bitches really be naming their daughters "Edith" or "Jisselle"
I had no idea it was a sort of cultural phenomenon in Europe, at least enough to warrant a Wikipedia article
Neither had I. I knew that it was popular, and every tourist who travels there has probably been on one. Now that I think of it it would only be natural if that were also done in neighbouring Denmark, Netherlands and England.
Btw. we had a huge island called "Doggerland" in the North Sea between Germany/Denmark and England that was said to have sunk one day. Recent archaeological studies have shown that this wasn't just a myth, it was real. I think it sank after the last ice age, when sea levels rose.
need a wfh job, any job
how about a daughter named Jizzelle
wish men had vaginas and looked like women, not me though, then i'd be gay
I'll name my daughter the same as my wife, so when I call for my wife to bring me a beer, I'll get two, how about you? Thank you
i get so sad when i remember how white women age.
they age well if they take care of themselves
Most of my ancestors come from coastal areas around the North Sea, so there’s probably a decent chance that I’m a descendant of Ancient Doggerlanders
Same, but only so i don't say the wrong name during sex
It's a joke! I'm joking!
Bad joke
good joke
white ppl naming girls ainsleigh and boys grayson or maverick
Chlamydia! Gonorrhea! Dinner’s ready!
The Icelandic police are about to SWAT your house with a squad of fucking polar bears
Go to bed
this is really really inappropriate.
LOL
Fun fact of the week: Every day for the next ten days is going tho be the same backwards:
5/20/25
5/21/25
5/22/25
5/23/25
5/24/25
5/25/25
5/26/25
5/27/25
5/28/25
5/29/25
I don't think I've even seen someone 'wewuz' a place a that's been underwater for thousands of years
yikes
I remember a girl with that name at my school got called Anusly. Too easy!
Anusly
LOL
I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago
You have an interesting coast, too.
I remember seeing the late Donald Sutherland in a Canadian movie once. (Great actor btw.) He spoke perfect French and when asked about it, he said he was from Saint John. So I looked it up and it wasn't in Quebec, but in New Brunswick. That's something. Speaking French in a town with an English name in a province named after a German town (Braunschweig).
Repping Atlantis
It’s not that unrealistic. Doggerlanders are said to have had the same Y-haplogroup as my mother’s side of the family
just like my taiwainese cartoons
Doggerlanders
were they brown like the Cheddar Man?
how about Moggerland and they mog everybody
lol
Already exists, except it's called America
because you forgot you were fucking your wife
TRUUUUUUUUU
we're looking at the same moon right now
isn't that romantic?
*moggaland
don't be insensitive
New Brunswick is a strange province. With their Anglo-French ethno-linguistic divide, you could maybe compare it to something like Switzerland, with different nations cohabiting the same polity. Except without the high levels of regional autonomy that keeps the Swiss mostly peaceful amongst themselves. NB is the only province like it. Other provinces are almost all either English or French.
thank you janitor for deleting this
not a fan of all the crude things being discussed tonight
how about [nword]land and they’re [nwords]
he was the colour of cheddar cheese, hence the name
it's overcast here unfortunately.
I learned English as a second foreign language in school and (voluntarily) French as a third. What bothered me first with both languages is that English and French are the two European languages that don't spell the way they pronounce words. With most languages, an A always has the same sound, but in English it can be like in "father", in "fat", in "game" oder in "chocolate". I figured out how to read before I got into school, but I guess English and French speaking kids probably won't be able to do that, they must have a hard time learning the spelling of their words.
ex got fat
Dodged a bullet
afraka?
u should like her pics n she'll either be asshurt or think ur a chubby chaser
I learned to read before starting school, but none of my peers had done the same. It was pretty boring having to sit through lessons on letters when I was already at the level of reading children’s novels.
You could say that English and French spellings are strange in almost opposite ways. While English has many different ways to pronounce the same letter, French has many different ways to spell practically the same sound, such as an -eaux where an -o could suffice.
In the case of the English language, the shift in pronounciation must have happened in the Middle Ages. I remember reading about how there was a conference in the Vatican, and of course everybody spoke Latin as that was the international literary language in Europe at the time. It was reported that nobody could understand the English delegation, as they would pronounce Latin as they would their own English.
So this must already have been an issue a couple of hundred years before king Henry VIII split off the English Church from the Catholic Church.
A big factor in the English language’s crazy pronunciation and spelling is because English is a crazy amalgam of many different languages.
It’s nominally a Germanic language, but more than half of the vocabulary is either derived from French or Latin. Its core is Anglo-Saxon Germanic, but there’s influence from the pre-Anglo-Saxon Celts of the British Isles, Vikings who brought Norse, the Norman conquest which brought French, and so on. In some sense, it almost resembles a creole.
My phone has this annoying feature where middle volume is too quiet, but a bump up is way too loud
So I have to choose between too loud or too quiet to hear
So I was playing some gangster rap at my workplace, but it was embarrassing cause it was so loud...
I feel like I'm on the edge of losing my mind
Feel like I'm fucked, fucked right now and even more fucked in the future, I never would've imagined I'd be so fucked
Ordered weed award.
Spare a broke nigga a gummy?
Yes, but some of the shifts happened within the Germanic languages themselves. For example the long I and U becoming "ai" and "ow" in pronounciation. The words for "ice" and "house" are very similar in Germanic languages. In English, Dutch, and German, the long I and U ("is", "hus") have become "ice"/"ijs"/"Eis" and "house"/"huis"/"Haus", whereas in the Scandinavian languages and in Swiss German they have remained "is" and "hus". The thing is though that German and Dutch have changed their spelling over the centuries to reflect this, and English has in many cases not. You still spell it "ice" and not "eice" or "eis", and you still spell "house" with the same ou that denotes a long u in the words "you" or "youth".
Oh my God I'm miserable with this fucked up sleep schedule
Check this crap out, flight delayed, second flight delayed, get to some small airport in a small town. Got here around 1:00 in the morning, couldn't get an Uber ride so I started walking. I walked every hotel around the airport, in the freaking rain. I ended up walking until just now so I was walking three and a half hours in the rain until like finally got a hotel and then I had to pay $200 to stay here for 7 hours.
They say that the Scottish dialect is to some extent a fossilized Middle English (or thereabouts in time). Consequently, English spelling may be more faithful to how it’s pronounced for Scots. For example, in parts of Scotland, they still say “house” in such a way that rhymes with “loose.”
300 mg in one gummy
But why? Who is eating that much thc at once?
Ah, yes. I heard in Scottish they also say things like "I didna ken him." (I didn't know him.) "Ken" is of course directly related to Dutch and German "kennen", which means "knowing". That's also a sign for an older form of English that was closer to Dutch or German.
You could always become a terrorist
Seems a common career pathway for people in your situation
Not me. I cut em into eighths.
This. I know you can't really overdose from weed but at 50 mg I'm pretty likely to start greening out
forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit
had a dream that I couldn't get my dad's ringer to work on his home phone but his home phone setup was several feet long with different wires and shit
Men only want one thing....
jasonesque
This game is really good. Free demo on steam and comes out in two days.
You are Jason.
You are jason
Am...am I Jason?
Nevermind. I just bought a video game without having to ask my mom. I am not jason
You're Jason Jasonsson
That was an uncalled for attack.
This summer might be your last.
It better not be, I still need to find a wife and experience love
I bet naming different weed strains is a fun job.
America won. Humanity won.
It's okay we still loooove you
The jews have too much power in america
Smoking weed at 2am
Eating a turkey sandwich at 5:40am
We are creatures of the night
Correct. I am a bat.
I ordered a couple of things.
Seven o'clock
Right on the dot
I need a crack rock
I'm probably going to order a personal breathalyzer
My body keeps waking up at like 5:45
I'll be your huckleberry.
Unusually long shit
Been eating more vegetables lately
I didn't sleep
Damn Stalin, set me free.
Poop morning
Pee morning
Diarrhea morning
Playing my music around others makes me self conscious
fuck dude
Would
Doggo threw up
At least it was outside
Hope dogberg is OK
It's Wednesday my dudes
Having a crush on a coworker is torture because I know I won't get to see her again as I'm changing jobs. So it's painful even being near her knowing I won't get to see her beautiful face again
She seems so serene and elegant..
Yeah she probably just ate too much grass or random stuff
it's almost coffee time
i think the schizo poster talking about all the regulars getting timed out by the trannitors was onto something
Since the weekend I have been seeing tons of posts getting deleted across Anon Babble.
Guys I didn't sleep and I feel like poopoo
Sorry to hear that, nobody should have to feel Indian
someone is spamming goatse on Anon Babble
good
Slipped and fell on a BBC.
An Arab sheikh used this excuse in court successfully except with his SAC and a woman
welcome to america, my canadian friend
It's like that time I slipped and fell on a dildo
hello
why do zoomers say "this is HUGE" all the time
calling everything huge is crazy work
Woah
Let's unpack this
unpacking is insane
unpacking is huge
subliminal trump influence
the zoomer situation is crazy
Who started the “Asians are the worst drivers” meme?
I know they’re bad but niggers by far are the worst
If you see someone driving like shit there’s a 75% chance it’s a nigger in a clapped-out Nissan