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Nice trips

for me, its cute anime girls

you will never hold one

A fortuitous omen

im so smart

I'm leaving, like a tree makes

/cum/ is Wing country

????

A higher power underground
He's sitting sacred and profound

when i die there will be a week of mourning and hundreds of thousands will come to give me a final goodbye

You must either be the pope or Kim Jong Un

Your ass can kiss my lips goodbye

do you wish an afterlife exists? personally im torn about it, it would probably get boring after a few hundred years but on the other hand nothingness sucks

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear.

Had to be a murder.
There were all sorts of social media videos showing other people showing the exact same oven, and it can't just close on its own. You have to manually apply extra force to close it. If it attempts to close on its own, there's a catch, that prevents it from closing by mistake.
Someone pressed it close..

life is just too short i feel

post gorge braps are kicking in

*pauses thread*
This is completely true. I 100% agree with this
*unpauses thread*

*kicks you in the nuts*

*pisses and shits all over you*
That's for hurting Icelandanon.

After 3 generations, no one will remember your name. That doesn't mean the effects of your life won't alter the course of history. Your influence changes others, which will alter their futures.

gonna trim my pubes

i watched mazinger z vs devilman is that good enough

Soon people will be little parrots who only say things chat gpt told them
Then it will tell them to get in the matrix and they will listen

You know what, I don't think any jeeta died in any Walmart oven. It's just fake.

@grok is the above post likely to happen

@grok is this true?

It just hit me that I'm gonna die one day

You aren't alone

Might as well get it over with.

watching vtubers

all I ate today was cured meats and a bit of bread

giving up feels so good when you ain't got a bitch in ya ear telling you things could get better

gooning is my business and business is good

Megagon

Lol some bitch on twitter messaged me if I want prices for content, I said won’t hurt to take a look and she sent me the list. Then I was like „not rn thanks tho“ and she tried pulling a bratty findom move and blocked me, said I should stop lurking if I don’t want to pay. Unblock fee is 60 dollars loool fuck outta here
(She has cute toes tho)
Millions of foot hoes on the internet surely not going to miss you beyotch!!!

well i'm off to my gooncave to clock in for the day
hard work, but someone's gotta do it

Olha que coisa mais linda
(Meu penis)

My butthole is totally ruined. Gods actually been punching me in the head and wrestling me to the floor so he can grind a rock into my skull, every day. And I scream from the pain. He doesn’t stop and will do this for hundreds of hours. And, a side effect of not sitting up straight is your butthole recieves damage from the stomach problems. So it’s possible god can heal my butthole. Although im not sure how, it’s really fucked. Im almost pretty sure I should just commit suicide. I never had this problem before he started torturing me. It’s been about 6 years now. Hes not a good person, he totally ruined my life.

just get on your alt account and download her shit

you should have said no thank you but here's five dollars for your time

schizojeet is here

now this thread is cookin

God
God replying to himself

Stop being such a cringey faggot. You know im in this thread, write something more believable.

man he'd been away for so long, it was nice without him

People don’t actually write like this. Youd have to be so fucking retarded to find that funny. This guys god again, you talk just like he does. He’s actually writing a ton of the posts, maybe even all of them except for mine.

How about chicken nigga masala

An interesting fact of criminology is that flashers are less likely to escalate to rape or murder than peeping toms. The guy who drops his pants in the park is weird, but that’s his thing. The guy who sneaks around and looks in windows - he’s a bigger problem.

I always think of this when I’m in some apartment in a high rise and the guy has a telescope.

its a fact it exists, there's hell for disbelievers and paradise for muslims, many people see the punishment while dying and say final words of regret

The funniest is always the ones who act like they’re the total dommes and drain every wallet and then a small accident happens and they’re like „oh no how can I survive this financially“ lol you’re still a poor white trash whore

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should've just sent her pics of your credit card, front and back, along with your balls

proofs

Wouldnt it be funny if someone saw Jason in person and just recorded him from a distance

God made this. He loves doing art puzzles. He always makes them racist or sexual. It’s hard to believe he enjoys it still, I think he’s doing something else. It’s very boring after a couple times. But he never loses his wind and keeps putting out new work every day. It’s not really admirable it’s actually really weird and im slightly offended he’s making me look.

why did they name it tikka masala if they didn't want jeets to try and steal it huh (browns are known for thievery)

The best thing about her is that she is constantly driving around the US on her own making stops in larger cities to host sessions. Like this is her full time job LOL

LOL

doesn't sound that funny at all

it's literally just butter chicken. idk why it has 2 names

Heaven actually is a place on earth. You can drive there lol, but it’s just a town. Looks exactly like the way the Bible described Heaven. It’s also incredibly expensive to move there. It was clearly not built by humans, which was one of the goals they had designing it. The aliens I mean, who are in my house. They have been raping me, and not letting me leave. Im in a very desperate situation, without many options, as most people don’t seem to have a brain and are like their clones.

So the preliminary report on that Mexican sailing ship that struck the Brooklyn Bridge is out. Apparently they left the pier at a time when the current was 0.3 knots UP the East River in the direction of the bridges there. They observed being dragged towards the first bridge for a while and 45 seconds before impact they got the idea to radio for tug boat assistence. The tug boat came immediately, but by then it was already too late.

Do they not have tides (ebb tide, high tide) in Mexico??? Do they leave port whenever they want and don't pay attention to the tides?

Have you ever been to Ruth Chris Steakhouse?

Most of the jeet migrants who developed what’s known as British-Indian cuisine were Bangladeshi Muslims anyway, so Indian Hindoos don’t have much claim to it regardless

nah

schizo spam is practically a cum staple

Dutch is basically English with a speech impediment.

*Ruth’s Chris

It's your fault, from Jesus.

Knot like a dog who knots a woman. Another funny one I just learned about is dimples aren’t usually about ass cheeks. They just name everything about sex. The aliens I mean, who are in my house. It I didnt mention that already. They have literally been raping me. And not many people seem to notice them. They have a very high iq, and are very good at speaking and controlling humans. Im not expecting this problem to go away, it’s already been 6 years. Sometimes I remember, maybe somebody is actually reading this and can stop them. Lol, I doubt it. They’re magical and can teleport and also they’ve already killed 3 people I knew. They killed them themselves lol. Made it look like an accident. Gave one of them cancer on purpose. It’s pretty bad, they’re getting away with some fucked up things lol.

have you? I might go tomorrow, I'm sure it'll be good I'm just curious.

do you wish an afterlife exists?

Depends on if I get to see my dead loved ones or not. If I do, yes. If I don't, no.

but on the other hand nothingness sucks

We won't know though.

How about they start an imageboard called Ruth’s Chris Chan

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you used orange paint it doesn't work with orange

odds i goon
evens i fap

I don’t think they exist in my area. I just find the name funny.

rape not good man y do that

we're not in your walls

jk, it worked with the orange. I just didn't want to get modded, for showing the results.
Great maze though.

orange paint bad

cope libtards

Yeah the aliens are pretty fucking hardcore. They pretend to be god and tell you to be poor and to not have sex. They’re also in male bodies here in this world, just like we are. And they themselves have tons of sex. And, to make it even worse. They can summon ghosts to rape with. Theyve raped me so many times. They also use the ghosts to strangle me to the floor and repeatedly punch me in the head. And they talk to me while doing this and try to convince me of lies. Lying to somebody actually is a special kind of torture. Some easy ways to lie are with estimations of data that is unreliable. Usually about immigration or sex statistics. They use the TV to do that a lot, which is how I know this is somewhat your problem too. This is probably not even being read by anyone. He never leaves my house, I hate it so much.

this was 40 years ago

Fuck off god. He always pretends he doesn’t know what im saying. It’s called gaslighting. And he does it using real people, because he is controlling their bodies.

sounds like you're being oppressed by demons

just downloaded linux, ordered some programmer socks, and started brewing my own estrogen

Schizojeet activation word Ronald McDonald

this is what happens to a mfer after 5 minutes on discord

Kind of yeah

this /cum/ sucks, later homos

news segment has a university professor and economist with a helpful tip to save money at the grocery store

they tell me to buy less meat

Actually the new got trips so this /cum/ rocks

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

shall be going to bed

This is honestly a possibility. I've been to the Gulf and it's nearly completely free of waves and the difference between high tide and low tide is barely even noticable.

Doesn’t the Gulf of America side of Mexico have almost no harbours, or a smooth coastline

Poop of my ass. Shit of my butt.

How about the Church of Ruth’s Christ

Icelandic God here. Shut the fuck up, schizojeet

observed being dragged towards the first bridge for a while

Couldn't they drop their anchor?

Brazilian tier post

Whoa Icelandic God is here watch out Schizojeet

Canadian tier post

Oh, I see. And I wonder ... how things are in Mexico.
I was born in a landlocked town that doesn't even have a river that can be used for boats, it has an engineered canal instead. And even I learned about the tides in school. Later when I was in a coastal town on holidays, I observed that they have tides tables there on public message boards in the harbour for the current month.

They should have done that, but maybe the captain was busy otherwise or just incompetent.

I know i'm not THE God, but it would be nice if you prayed to me just once in a while

Just got recommended this

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and how was it

887 views in 2 days

This guy has a little community!

Yes I did know that, and I find it to be terrifying. What if you get stuck out there at low tide and cant escape!?

Wow, that's a lot. If I remember correctly, tide difference is between 3 and 4 meters at the North Sea coastal towns. Storm floods can be a lot higher than that of course.

This was not the kind of coke i was hoping for.

So true

Disability day is in less than 20 minutes :D

I just get knife video recommendations

That would make one heck of a video

Based on some news stories I could find, search and rescue saves people using helicopters and such periodically. Others drown. It doesn’t seem to be very common, though. I have visited the area and been out on the tidal flats. I reckon you’ve got to be kind of an idiot to actually get stuck.

someone finna showing up 2 break ur legs??

I'm a man except for the days when I'm a woman

How did anything get done in the late 1800s when everyone was drunk as fuck all day

Nothing got done in the late 1800s

Here’s a satellite image where the body of water empties out and turns into giant mud flats

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No the gov't gives me money every month on Welfare Wednesday.

How do I get gibs

Having extensive documentation of your illnesses is the first step.

jesus christ

What the fuck the function

I have a pack of spicy beef jerky I'm saving for a special day

What is this bullshit

wut da nut is dat

This reads like an AIs interpretation of an incel manifesto

That's what i've always been saying

Yes, we have that too. Mud flats are called "Watt" in German, just like the guy who improved the steam engine. You can take long guided hikes there and even reach some coastal islands. On the way the guides explain what kind of animals and plants live there, you can pick up shells etc.
(Some of those coastal islands still use small horse/pony carriages for deliveries from the mainland during ebb tide.)
From time to time, tourists don't pay attention to the time and have to be rescued from the mud flats when the flood comes back.

Set me free, your heaven's a lie

Set me free with your love, set me free, yeah, free, yeah

Set me free, your heaven's a lie

Set me free with your love, set me free, yeah

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My anal glans just burst

So bored

you should have used lube

Interesting. I’ve never really thought of the similarity between the Bay of Fundy and the North German coast. As I stated in a post above, I have visited the area, and I suppose I have partaken in a mud flat hike myself, but I had no idea it was a sort of cultural phenomenon in Europe, at least enough to warrant a Wikipedia article
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mudflat_hiking

Yeah... this stuff should be obvious

Tag yourself

boto encantada

ktim

boutta balloon on this galaxy

kino alert

listenin' to asmr and touchin' on my pud

Bitches really be naming their daughters "Edith" or "Jisselle"

I had no idea it was a sort of cultural phenomenon in Europe, at least enough to warrant a Wikipedia article

Neither had I. I knew that it was popular, and every tourist who travels there has probably been on one. Now that I think of it it would only be natural if that were also done in neighbouring Denmark, Netherlands and England.

Btw. we had a huge island called "Doggerland" in the North Sea between Germany/Denmark and England that was said to have sunk one day. Recent archaeological studies have shown that this wasn't just a myth, it was real. I think it sank after the last ice age, when sea levels rose.

need a wfh job, any job

how about a daughter named Jizzelle

wish men had vaginas and looked like women, not me though, then i'd be gay

I'll name my daughter the same as my wife, so when I call for my wife to bring me a beer, I'll get two, how about you? Thank you

i get so sad when i remember how white women age.

they age well if they take care of themselves

Most of my ancestors come from coastal areas around the North Sea, so there’s probably a decent chance that I’m a descendant of Ancient Doggerlanders

Same, but only so i don't say the wrong name during sex

It's a joke! I'm joking!

Bad joke

good joke

white ppl naming girls ainsleigh and boys grayson or maverick

Chlamydia! Gonorrhea! Dinner’s ready!

The Icelandic police are about to SWAT your house with a squad of fucking polar bears

Go to bed

this is really really inappropriate.

LOL

Fun fact of the week: Every day for the next ten days is going tho be the same backwards:

5/20/25
5/21/25
5/22/25
5/23/25
5/24/25
5/25/25
5/26/25
5/27/25
5/28/25
5/29/25

I don't think I've even seen someone 'wewuz' a place a that's been underwater for thousands of years

yikes

I remember a girl with that name at my school got called Anusly. Too easy!

Anusly

LOL

I ordered my hot sauce an hour ago

You have an interesting coast, too.

I remember seeing the late Donald Sutherland in a Canadian movie once. (Great actor btw.) He spoke perfect French and when asked about it, he said he was from Saint John. So I looked it up and it wasn't in Quebec, but in New Brunswick. That's something. Speaking French in a town with an English name in a province named after a German town (Braunschweig).

Repping Atlantis

It’s not that unrealistic. Doggerlanders are said to have had the same Y-haplogroup as my mother’s side of the family

just like my taiwainese cartoons

Doggerlanders

were they brown like the Cheddar Man?

how about Moggerland and they mog everybody

lol

because you forgot you were fucking your wife

we're looking at the same moon right now
isn't that romantic?

*moggaland
don't be insensitive

New Brunswick is a strange province. With their Anglo-French ethno-linguistic divide, you could maybe compare it to something like Switzerland, with different nations cohabiting the same polity. Except without the high levels of regional autonomy that keeps the Swiss mostly peaceful amongst themselves. NB is the only province like it. Other provinces are almost all either English or French.

thank you janitor for deleting this
not a fan of all the crude things being discussed tonight

how about [nword]land and they’re [nwords]

he was the colour of cheddar cheese, hence the name

it's overcast here unfortunately.

I learned English as a second foreign language in school and (voluntarily) French as a third. What bothered me first with both languages is that English and French are the two European languages that don't spell the way they pronounce words. With most languages, an A always has the same sound, but in English it can be like in "father", in "fat", in "game" oder in "chocolate". I figured out how to read before I got into school, but I guess English and French speaking kids probably won't be able to do that, they must have a hard time learning the spelling of their words.

ex got fat

Dodged a bullet

afraka?

u should like her pics n she'll either be asshurt or think ur a chubby chaser

I learned to read before starting school, but none of my peers had done the same. It was pretty boring having to sit through lessons on letters when I was already at the level of reading children’s novels.

You could say that English and French spellings are strange in almost opposite ways. While English has many different ways to pronounce the same letter, French has many different ways to spell practically the same sound, such as an -eaux where an -o could suffice.

In the case of the English language, the shift in pronounciation must have happened in the Middle Ages. I remember reading about how there was a conference in the Vatican, and of course everybody spoke Latin as that was the international literary language in Europe at the time. It was reported that nobody could understand the English delegation, as they would pronounce Latin as they would their own English.
So this must already have been an issue a couple of hundred years before king Henry VIII split off the English Church from the Catholic Church.

A big factor in the English language’s crazy pronunciation and spelling is because English is a crazy amalgam of many different languages.

It’s nominally a Germanic language, but more than half of the vocabulary is either derived from French or Latin. Its core is Anglo-Saxon Germanic, but there’s influence from the pre-Anglo-Saxon Celts of the British Isles, Vikings who brought Norse, the Norman conquest which brought French, and so on. In some sense, it almost resembles a creole.

My phone has this annoying feature where middle volume is too quiet, but a bump up is way too loud
So I have to choose between too loud or too quiet to hear
So I was playing some gangster rap at my workplace, but it was embarrassing cause it was so loud...

I feel like I'm on the edge of losing my mind

Feel like I'm fucked, fucked right now and even more fucked in the future, I never would've imagined I'd be so fucked

Spare a broke nigga a gummy?

Yes, but some of the shifts happened within the Germanic languages themselves. For example the long I and U becoming "ai" and "ow" in pronounciation. The words for "ice" and "house" are very similar in Germanic languages. In English, Dutch, and German, the long I and U ("is", "hus") have become "ice"/"ijs"/"Eis" and "house"/"huis"/"Haus", whereas in the Scandinavian languages and in Swiss German they have remained "is" and "hus". The thing is though that German and Dutch have changed their spelling over the centuries to reflect this, and English has in many cases not. You still spell it "ice" and not "eice" or "eis", and you still spell "house" with the same ou that denotes a long u in the words "you" or "youth".

Oh my God I'm miserable with this fucked up sleep schedule

Check this crap out, flight delayed, second flight delayed, get to some small airport in a small town. Got here around 1:00 in the morning, couldn't get an Uber ride so I started walking. I walked every hotel around the airport, in the freaking rain. I ended up walking until just now so I was walking three and a half hours in the rain until like finally got a hotel and then I had to pay $200 to stay here for 7 hours.

They say that the Scottish dialect is to some extent a fossilized Middle English (or thereabouts in time). Consequently, English spelling may be more faithful to how it’s pronounced for Scots. For example, in parts of Scotland, they still say “house” in such a way that rhymes with “loose.”

300 mg in one gummy

But why? Who is eating that much thc at once?

Ah, yes. I heard in Scottish they also say things like "I didna ken him." (I didn't know him.) "Ken" is of course directly related to Dutch and German "kennen", which means "knowing". That's also a sign for an older form of English that was closer to Dutch or German.

You could always become a terrorist
Seems a common career pathway for people in your situation

Not me. I cut em into eighths.

This. I know you can't really overdose from weed but at 50 mg I'm pretty likely to start greening out

forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit

had a dream that I couldn't get my dad's ringer to work on his home phone but his home phone setup was several feet long with different wires and shit

Men only want one thing....

jasonesque

This game is really good. Free demo on steam and comes out in two days.

You are Jason.

You are jason

Am...am I Jason?

Nevermind. I just bought a video game without having to ask my mom. I am not jason

You're Jason Jasonsson

That was an uncalled for attack.

This summer might be your last.

It better not be, I still need to find a wife and experience love

I bet naming different weed strains is a fun job.

America won. Humanity won.

It's okay we still loooove you

The jews have too much power in america

Smoking weed at 2am

Eating a turkey sandwich at 5:40am

We are creatures of the night

Correct. I am a bat.

Seven o'clock
Right on the dot
I need a crack rock

I'm probably going to order a personal breathalyzer

My body keeps waking up at like 5:45

I'll be your huckleberry.

Unusually long shit
Been eating more vegetables lately

I didn't sleep

Damn Stalin, set me free.

Poop morning

Pee morning

Diarrhea morning

Playing my music around others makes me self conscious

Would

Doggo threw up
At least it was outside

Hope dogberg is OK

It's Wednesday my dudes

Having a crush on a coworker is torture because I know I won't get to see her again as I'm changing jobs. So it's painful even being near her knowing I won't get to see her beautiful face again
She seems so serene and elegant..

Yeah she probably just ate too much grass or random stuff

it's almost coffee time

i think the schizo poster talking about all the regulars getting timed out by the trannitors was onto something

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Since the weekend I have been seeing tons of posts getting deleted across Anon Babble.

Guys I didn't sleep and I feel like poopoo

Sorry to hear that, nobody should have to feel Indian

someone is spamming goatse on Anon Babble

good

Slipped and fell on a BBC.

An Arab sheikh used this excuse in court successfully except with his SAC and a woman

welcome to america, my canadian friend

It's like that time I slipped and fell on a dildo

hello

why do zoomers say "this is HUGE" all the time

calling everything huge is crazy work

Woah
Let's unpack this

unpacking is insane

unpacking is huge

subliminal trump influence

the zoomer situation is crazy

Who started the “Asians are the worst drivers” meme?
I know they’re bad but niggers by far are the worst
If you see someone driving like shit there’s a 75% chance it’s a nigger in a clapped-out Nissan