You never hear about Germans moving to USA after they made it yet with Finland and Sweden its the norm...

You never hear about Germans moving to USA after they made it yet with Finland and Sweden its the norm, anyone who slightly makes it is off to USA

they don't do that in germany

Rich Germans just move to Spain

Successful swedes move to Cyprus

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is this why there's no notable nordic figures who still reside in their homelands?
Ismo "The Funniest Guy in the World" Leikola moved to Americuck too

BTW to your argument about germans not moving to the US, Flula Borg is a counterexample I think

anyone who slightly makes it is off to USA

This is Canada exactly

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huh why are germanic people moving to objectively worse countries by any metrics

by any metrics

Ah, yes, the famous Mediterranean climate of Germany.

i can't sleep when my room is above 21.5°C

i don’t know why people, especially from other firstie cunts come here, i know numerous first gen euro families (including a SWISS family) who moved here for various reasons (NONE of which make much sense)

The power of soft power (hollywood, music, video games, propaganda)

buy an A/C you broke ass nigga damn

America is the best country in the world to be wealthy in.

that’d be Monaco, sweatie

german climate le bad

move to the meds and live alongside swarthy black bearded people the climate is so good there

holy shit i am sweltering under the beautiful mediterranean climate

JUST BUY AN AC BRO LOL

???

Yes? Are you genuinely autistic that you cannot comprehend that people enjoy warmth during the day and coolness during the night?

Welcome

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But it doesn't get cooler during the night, so you have to resort to unnatural means to achieve your physical comfort.

stop reading retarded eurocope on the internet

Oh no! Do you live in a fucking hut and shit in the outhouse?

No

climate change fucks us in around the same way, you vill get 30 degrees in germany and you vill be happy, there's no need to move to skin cancer central and be around people with opaque eye colours with their loud customs to experience pleasant summer

muh climate change dude

nice goalpost shifting

unnatural means

wtf does this even mean lmao

it's inherently related to climate so i don't know what point you're trying to make

Ach Boomer, ihr seid weder reich noch spricht jemand von euch wenn man von Auswanderern spricht.

Those traitors just couldn’t handle the statistical bliss.

Both of those would be unnatural too. The truly natural way to live is to curl up on a rock and sleep out in the open, shitting where you eat and drink.

I don’t know what point you’re trying to make when we’re talking about living somewhere in the present

i-i-it we be too hot in 50 years the experts said so

Ok? I don’t care and Spain is nicer than Germany climatewise as of this moment.

statistical bliss

Its to early to bust my sides open like this anon

But you're already getting 30 degrees in current year

Americans still don't know they're the main character and billions of NPCs wanna move there so they can be main characters too

Yeah, for like two months in a year and those 30 degrees come with shit humidity. Spain is drier and warmer throughout the whole year.

America is NOT exceptional. Don't come here.

funny you say that though because the only firsties i meet who seemingly NEVER want to move here are canadians.

that's not true I look up satellite data and whenever the sky is clear in germany the relative humidity is low because that's just how it works unless you live in Indognesia or some shit

dude I looked at the Data by the Experts

now let me tell you about your country

Soylent is somehow oozing from my screen rn.

It means if you have things the cucked thirdie can't afford you're [negative adlibs]. He will never know the simple pleasure of going from 40 degrees to 20 degrees by walking indoors, and he thinks that's a good thing.

I don't like the heat and you're probably talking to a language model right now without even knowing it.

germany is literally worse in every way than spain or italy if you are wealthy
you are delusional

FALSE! We also often move to Italy, Spain, Switerland or such :D Rich people who stay in this shithole might just have Stockholm syndrome.

If you're not moving to the US for a 200k+ tech job, I don't know what the fuck you're doing.

NEVER

You just haven't met enough, loads of Canadians want to move there, especially roasties.

Then why are they scored lower in the top 20 happiest countries? I wouldn't be happy if I had to be around loud people with opaque shit eyes and titlet women.

Or just Sweden too. No death tax but otherwise the same country.

By that I mean if you're moving there for any other reason than said tech job. As a firstie of course. Latin Americans have their own reasons.

Europe is cramped

finland and sweden are extremely oppressive, government steals insane amounts of money from the citizens.

that literally means nothing lol

But it's for all the public benefits, it levels the playing field and everybody is happy, and if you can't stand 6 hours long days in the winter then you aren't built for this place and need the easy way out.

Sweden is not oppressive to billionaires however. Look at this:
But any regular working person, even in a good job? Yes.

it levels the playing field and everybody is happy

I’m sure as hell happy as a richfag when my money is being spent on random faggots’ unemployment benefits. Delusional tankie.

that's nice if you're poor but it's not a good deal if you're rich, better off moving to a country that doesn't steal your wealth

a government leveling the playing field (mediocrity and boredom) is not something wealthy people need in the first place lol

>Oh no I, as an NFT & AI tech multimillionaire, lost one million to taxes, I am in deep stress

Humans don't deserve to be happy.

wealthy people care about quality of life and there is none of that in sweden

but it has 0.95 something HDI

it's just a fact of life, people operate on self-interest and if you become rich then socialist policies are not very good for you

But if you look at you can see Sweden has more US billionaires than Spain, which is the mediterranean utopia all boomers crave to go to

Sweden is horrible to high income earners but its actually a paradise for capitalists. We have zero inheritence tax, zero estate taxes or property taxes, and 30% flat tax on capital sales

that's relevant for the average people, not for multimillionaires
if i were wealthy, i would live on the cote d' azur or some posh italian town, not fucking sweden lol

Swedes are very much obsessed with "the best thing" if you get what I mean.

We gravitate towards using English over our own language, because English is the modern Latin.
We prefer foreign sports league like Premier League or the NHL over our own, because it's the best from an objective consumer choice perspective.
If we get the opportunity we move to the USA because that's the default country of global culture and politics.
When it comes to food we're obsessed with finding/cooking the perfect dish with the very best ingredients you can buy.

It's all very tiresome and gay. Swedes are boring, soulless people.

based on country of citizenship

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why do you care about the 30 billionaires that live in sweden?

most wealthy people aren't billionaires obviously

people dont like theft

oh shit lol that makes sense now, that's pretty sad, because the green cunts are my fav ones

it's not so much about 'the best thing' as it's about 'following the most dominant thing'. swedes are extremely conformist

Where did the meme come that Swedes speak great English? I can here the broken svenglish from a mile away. Must be jarring for native English speakers to hear that butchered norf accent

Swenglish is cute, just like Swedes :3

We objectively do speak good English compared to other non-English speaking populations. Again, your mind immediately thinks that if it isn't perfect it's not good enough. Textbook example of the Swedish mentality I described.

if I was a tech billionaire of a massive pyramid scheme, i would stay where i am currently

America has some good climate, is built for the wealthy and everyone speaks english
Personally would rather stay around the med in the winters if i won the lottery though

Meh, not worth your personal safety

Germans moved here TO make it. The only demographic other than Brits who came here to do honest work instead of whine and form crime orgs and do nepotism and bitch about British-Americans.

hej bejbi are jo görl?

Having half your income taken, no matter how high it is, is innately oppressive.

Med or USA?

Oldest brother

make bank in crypto

moved to Canada (no idea why)

Second oldest brother

absolute wizard at programming and internet security

moved to Indonesia

Oldest sister

content creator (no, not porn)

makes filthy amount of money from streaming

moved to the USA last year

Youngest sister

retarded like me

lives next door to me

neet

Me

neet

live next door to my sister

got permabux

cannot remember the door code for my apartment block, have it written down on my phone case

failed grade school

autism

My siblings stole all the IQ's.

Capital owners are not losing "half their income". Sweden post neolibs is one of the friendliest countries to the ultra wealthy in the world, aside from fake countries like luxembourg or the caymans. We have MORE billionaires per capita than you do and loads of taxes that you have to pay our rich don't. The wallenberg family controls up to 40% of the swedish stock market.

politicians in europe made sure to destroy the one thing europe had over the US so yeah it's the opposite i don't see why you wouldn't move to america given the chance