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Dogberg edish

so what if keir starmer was shagging eastern europan rent boys
not illegal is it

Broadcasters in Ireland, the Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, Iceland and Finland have since raised concerns or questions about the public vote, with some requesting an audit.

NOOO NOOOO OUR PLEBS CANNOT VOTE AGAINST THE CONSENSUS OF THE POLITICAL ELITE! WE TOLD THEM NOT TO NOOOOOO

Why are euros like this?

Listening to Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees and having a cry over how shit grim terrible and generally awful everything is right now

flag on israel

Was good my homie idk. How to be friends?

Life's not so bad when you're shit posting here with the lads

1x 7-eleven meat pie

3x fried dim sims from the servo

1x footlong subway meatball sub

1x dominos pepperoni pizza

all straight down the gullet

that said, watchberg says i did over 24,000 steps today so it probably evens out

PA takes a hard anti zionist stance and supports the rights of the Palestinian people

telephone rigging can't be a thing

true but they’re firebombing his house

ehh doc woofs the big idea ?

You're just fear-mongering

If you're afraid of being racially discriminated against, then maybe we should build a future where racial discrimination of any kind is not tolerated? Whether it's against white people, or brown people, or anybody.

Builderbergs making a lot of noise next door

I have also cried to this song

the consensus of the political elite is that israel must supported at all costs

Wish Israel had won Eurovision
Could have been the beginning of the end of that fucking gay shite

A lovers spat perhaps?

well reckon thats me failed all my final uni exams so no decent job for me, is the dole as bad as it seems considering that's my future?

I basically never eat junk food or snack out of sequence from meals but I drink lots and lots of alcohol and virtually every day

To be honest I find it pretty surprising that Ireland gave Israel 10 points (2nd highest number of points)

Ireland usually doesn't like Israel

not his family house specifically
seems like he bought serval flats around london to shag rentboys in and they are the ones that they know about

telephone rigging

Otherwise known as "voting"

At toil, just sucked a 'fefe

Trump cuts USAids

Israeli Wire goes bankrupt

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

love dogberg but don't have a dogberg

need it or keep it??

Not in Europe it isn't

You're just fear-mongering

If you're afraid of being racially discriminated against, then maybe we should build a future where racial discrimination of any kind is not tolerated? Whether it's against white people, or brown people, or anybody.

Why are you obsessed with gay stuff? Do you like engaging in some gay stuff lad? Nothing wrong with that but you should come clean. Living in denial isn't good for you.

i know it doesn't address the heart of your post, but i feel the need to express my opinion that radiohead are massively overrated and make boring shit songs

You know that's a mistake.

what's your favourite black mirror episode?

I would fight and die for your right to be retarded

black lives water waiter

What?

no
rigging by mass voting by fake telephone numbers controlled by Mossad

even the bends and ok computer?

rorke-lite seething
True rorke sitting back with a smirk as his plans come to fruition.

Rupert Lowe, the MP for Great Yarmouth, made an antisemitic comment during a meeting in parliament earlier this year, the Guardian can reveal.

Lowe, who was suspended from Reform UK earlier this year after a fallout with Nigel Farage, made the remark at a meeting where parliamentary staff were present.

In a leaked recording, Lowe can be heard remarking on the size of the camera being prepared to take footage of him. “In days gone by you’d call it a Jewish camera, but that would be politically incorrect. Because it’s so small,” Lowe said.

Genuinely what the fuck does that even mean? Googled “Jewish camera” and it doesn’t seem to be a phrase used at all, has the cunt got dementia or something

I think there's a spot for it, Aussie. I am ready to cry.

fake telephone numbers

today is the day when i give up alcohol and go to the gym and make loads of friends and marry a woman and start a family

Maybe he's implying that Jewish people have small cocks

Nice one lad

You think there's more to it?

bless your courageous heart despite your objectively wrong opinions
yes, i've listened to their whole discography, absolutely nothing good, maybe karma police is alright but i'd give it 5/10 tops

Use your brain

If you're gay lad then that's fine, but you should stop denying it to yourself

yeah?

I am getting out of the

Only a fag would oppose mark collett and patriotic alternative

That’s not even a stereotype though?
You don’t know what the fuck he meant either Rorke do you

Shitpost and masturbate

*tries really hard to care about Israel-Palestine*
*farts*

It can only be sadder for me

why on EARTH do jeets upload youtube videos with english titles but then speek pajeetese in the actual video?
fucking ban those cunts from the internet for the love of all that is holy

renting the best place I've ever lived

landlords mother just died

property is now probate

Fuck sake I don't know what this means for my tenancy but I bet it's bad

A lot of them have to pray 5 times a day

Spy camera

Why is it theirs? XD

bears are cute

what's so good about it?

Me? Varies by the day?

go on walks

write my book

cook

listen to music

read

play vidya

travel

hang out with family and friends

wank

do independent research on topics that interest me

go swimming

get drunk and smoke weed

tend to my garden

go on holidays a few times a year

play with my dog and take him for walks/swim in the lake

I basically live like a retired person except I’m 24 lol

Rorke?

domesticated cattle boomer can't envision life without toiling for his jewish master

many such cases

Yes that is a collection of very real phones, rorke, what's your point?

You’re an idiot. Play a record.

So your "landlord"s mother was your real landlord?

3 pm

Waterfront marina property walking distance from my office, like a different planet compared to the rest of the city

PA is a jewish op

Meanwhile the leader of the EU says this in public

ktim

Done ya

ffs was looking forward to the Reform Jezza arc

Apparently? That confused me as well.

Essentially 100% of Brits voted for less extreme political positions in the 2024 general election, so you're basically saying 100% of Brits are homosexual, which is obviously not true. In the 2021 census, 89% of Brits considered themselves heterosexual, and another 8% of Brits didn't specify their sexuality (many of them may also be heterosexual).

Basically what I'm saying is that lots of regular people are straight and they would nonetheless oppose Patriotic Alternative. Leave your bedroom for once.

Just called in an airstrike on your location

Quite based of Israel to make eurohomos seethe over their precious song competition

wouldn't be a reform arc since Lowe isn't in reform anymore

ex gfberg has started talking to me again after cutting me out of her life 6 months or so ago and i tried to kill myself over it
she'll never know that the big scar on my wrist exists because of her, i'm just so grateful to be able to talk to her again even if we don't actually get back together

I only know this song from Entourage

SCOTLAND FOREVER!!!

Brave.jpg

Why is Russia banned from everything but Israel is still allowed

and how can you afford it?

do you want a job or do you desire to live this way forever?

Russia are the bad guys, Israel are the good guys

Starmer betrayed us. how did it come to this

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omdzzz
virgin spotted

See:

gaylord opinion

Shouldn't you be revising for A-level politics mate

wHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME OMG

I know that my redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand on the earth. And after my skin has been destroyed, yet in my flesh I will see God

it gon 3pm

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room smells like cockpong

blud making a shallow cut on his wrist to guilt trip a girl who lost interest in him to notice him again LOL

Really though Jeremy was too good for this fucking country.

Stay mad goy, you have no foreskin

Rupert Lowe, the MP for Great Yarmouth

Reform UK

But i thought only woke left wing students, trannies and muslims hated jews? Ergo anyone on the right should support Israel?!

Have i been gaslit?

What was the name of the song, dad?

Mad how he would have more than likely let far less Commonwealth migrants in than Boris.

Oh great so on top of me maybe losing where I live my phone now suddenly has a big pink line going down the screen

as i said, it left a scar, and as i also said, she'll never know so there's no guilt tripping whatsoever
project on virgin

We thought it was ZOG in charge but it was MOG

How much does something like this cost?

The new Greggs Red Pepper, Feta & Spinach Bake is lovely. Get yoursen down for one

Just a phone like
Just a place to live like
Do the lighter trick on your phone or something

um

Irelandred.

Tories being wiped out in the polls used to be a fantasy. However if reform are the replacement it might become a nightmare.

I get a decent amount in benefits, more than enough to live on. I am technically committing benefit fraud as my house is owned by a family member and I claim housing benefit for it as part of my universal credit which is paid to them, and they give 90% of it back to me

And no, have no desire to work whatsoever. Tried it after I left uni for a few weeks and hated it. Will never work again. I’m fine with having a bit less money and being happy and spending 100% of my time the way I want. Life is too precious to spend toiling if you can help it

You've got at least 6 months before that gets sorted

dey lovely
timmy can't get em. dey not for him

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sounds like foren rubbish

Classic?

SAD!

it's my arse,
don't you forget,
it's my arse,
has sex with meeen,
has sex with meeeeeeen

Only women “attempt” suicide mate. Man up and stop pretending you want to die, get a grip. No offence.

the job hunt as it were

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my house is owned by a family member and I claim housing benefit for it as part of my universal credit which is paid to them, and they give 90% of it back to me

And no, have no desire to work whatsoever

This is why this country is fucked

NEET GOD, I kneel

Indiana.

The phone is a minor inconvenience but losing where I live would be life ruining, I lucked out getting it to begin with

when luv takes ova

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ugly chart fuck you

jk aha x

AUSSIE DANGER

Nah not really. Better than it going to pakis and other invaders, at least I was born here. I don’t take much and I keep to myself.
At least three people I know also do this or something similar. It’s fairly common in my experience.

someone shit on freddy kreugers head

gym

A significant proportion of people in Liverpool have Irish ancestry — estimates suggest around 50–75%.

Key Context:
During the 19th century, especially the Great Famine (1845–1852), over 2 million Irish people passed through Liverpool, with hundreds of thousands settling in the city.

By 1851, about 25% of Liverpool’s population was Irish-born.

Over generations, intermarriage and cultural integration led to Irish heritage becoming deeply embedded in the local population.

Today:
While there is no precise, up-to-date statistic, due to lack of detailed ancestry questions in most UK censuses, scholars and local historians widely agree that more than half of Liverpudlians have some Irish ancestry.

The city is often referred to as the "most Irish city in Britain" because of these deep connections.

Would you like cultural examples of this Irish influence in Liverpool (music, religion, language, etc.)?

What's for dinner?

Trannies are based and redpilled as long as they support greatest ally

Can't be that bad Turk

none taken, i knew there'd be at least one twat like you who likes to talk a big game but is actually a speccy virgin in real life who has never experienced true heartbreak because it's a situation that's so far beyond your prospects you can't even imagine it, given that the requisite is having a relationship to begin with

I forgot.

*rants incoherently about Israel*

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uk goverment is mad at israel now

Why is he wearing a leather jacket
Is he trying to look cool and badass

silly goat

No.

I have a long-term girlfriend I’ve been with for five years mate. Don’t get all emotional on me just because I’ve called you out, get a grip. You probably don’t have enough people in your life telling you this shit. Move on and stop dragging this poor girl down with you, sounds like she’s trying to move on so let her and find someone else.

The freaks are flying

Looks Dutch/Spanish mix.

Think a lot mainly

mmhmm the illegal small boat cronem chiefing clickums in the 5 star presidential suite
lil timmy's taxes paying for it x

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No fun this way.

didn't like my freddy kreuger comment did you? haha

Ex-Reform MP Rupert Lowe was recorded saying a camera was "so small" in order to be a "Jewish camera" during a meeting in Parliament

still don't get the rupert lowe "camera is so small it must be jewish"
is he saying the jews tell the camera and give you a shit deal by making it so small?

mmhmm
work harder timmy

There is one house here.

Have you been?

That’s a pretty sweet set up

Yeah maybe
I'll ask him when I see him

f1lthy

Mental how good women smell. I reek like a pig about 2 hours after my shower but my gf smells amazing all day. Even the times she hasn’t showered for a day she smells good the next day. The top of their heads and their necks smell so nice too, almost creamy and so clean. How do they do it?

new street clickum

Shabbat camera

I am neo.XDxd.

BBC batter moisturises their skin

Stop eating the Russian pickles.

fuck dudes i’m an actual methhead, i can’t stop boofing at this point, i’m literally dreaming about meth now

new bulking diet has been formulated. 100kg is the goal

Not really true is it
They don't smell clean, it's just you like her unclean smell

Afternoon heatherpaedophile x

yeah she's moved on which is why she started talking to me again
i had my initial heartache but but i moved on, she's the one who came back to me
you're not listening, you're just a posturing git

no

how old is she

Fat cunt

all muscle x

In this manner?

i just like how 18-22 year old women feel, their skin is soft like a pillow

Carry on,
Love is coming,
Love is coming to us all.

milkshake

whole room stankin like tooka
mmhmm nun room service gon do bout dat x

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i fancy some macaroni and gravy

yay

i'm just so grateful to be able to talk to her again even if we don't actually get back together

Not the words of a man who’s moved on desu. But anyway, I apologise if you really were suicidal, love can make you do retarded stuff lad. But even so, it’s not worth hurting yourself over anyone.

doctors, lawyers, engineers all

Genuinely so confused
What the fuck does "Jewish camera" mean
Googling it brings up nothing

Lily Phillips does it for the love of the game.
Bonnie Blue does it for the love of the fame.
i know my goat

accept

A small camera, so it's Jewish for two reasons

Small, probably cheaper to make

Easier to hide, sneaky

it's so small because jewish camera sellers rip you off by not giving you a full sized one

kier starmer is the most anti gamer prime minister we've ever had, he wants to kill all gamers!

will be interesting to see how (((gb news))) cover the rupert lowe story

*gets up and says loud and proud "I AM THE SENATE"*

all working hard to fund cronem lifestyle x

I was sleeping

Looking after the nephew and niece (8 and 9) and they’re both into Minecraft at the moment. Spent all day building a world with them, picking out a cool place for our base. Honestly haven’t had fun like it in years, kids get so into it and let their imagination run wild. Niece is the queen of our village and me and nephewberg are her knights/loyal servants slaying monsters and going mining while she builds up her little castle and does farming and stuff. Got so into it.

So what's up with the Ukrainian rent boys firebombing Kier Starmers houses and car?

Seems really peculiar, for whatever reason the blonde ones faces was pixelated on the news even though he has been charged.

Not really a story is it
No one even knows what it means

well thank you for trying to understand, i was pretty drunk and very upset, took a box cutter to where i thought my arterial veins were, but apparently that's not a particularly reliable method
tried to get my hands on some sodium nitrite in the weeks that followed but that was an arse, and then with time i eventually got over it
still not sure why she decided to reconnect tbf, i am a twat and was surprised she put up with me as long as she did, and now she's back for seconds for some reason

cute

yeah but the cronem thugs are outside right? and they're quite active, aren't they?

we need more men

Thats very sweet :3

my nephew pretends to shoot me with a repeater rifle and says he has invincibility when i shoot him back

STAND WELL CLEAR
VEHICLE REVERSING
*tsssh tssh*

but its provocative, gets the people going

Fair enough mate, sorry for being too quick to judge. Hopefully she does want to get back together. Hopefully you can learn from the experience either way

noise

Southport stabbings survivor launches campaign to end use of traditional kitchen knives

Leanne Lucas tells Sky News she wants blunt-tipped knives to be used in home kitchens in a campaign she says is "for the girls" killed in the July 2024 attack

3pm dolls are creaming now

wtf unfair

You completed everything already.

Hang on I don't follow the news, just hear about stuff on here, is he actually Sir Queer Bummer?

thunderberg on a mad one

why is this allowed

He’s done you there tbf

It doesn't make sense when rorke-lite tries to portray being pro-Israel as the white people opinion.
Europe had anti-Jewish pogroms since the middle ages, including England. Some of the biggest pogroms were in Yorkshire and London.

DOWN WITH KNIVES
UP WITH AFRICANS

nah he has it tbf. he used a magic spell on himself. I didn't know magic was around in cowboy times, but it is apparently

below

I didn't know texas chainsaw massacre was having a reboot!

brits are literally just celts larping as something different

Some Ukrainian far-right mong set fire to his car, Rorke made up that it was Keir Starmer’s boyfriend even though there’s no evidence and it makes no sense and then got mad at the MSM for memoryholing something he made up in the first place. Bizarre really

White South Africans have on average 7% non-white DNA

Mad how racist he actually is

looks like the thing from jeepers creepers changed my mind

northern ireland is not in britain
nortthern ireland is not a real nation or national identity

clown country

doxxed

more

Somerset House?

they used to call themselves the scots irish, they should have kept doing that and called ni 'Scots ireland' instead

dubula ibhunu x

so you're saying elon musk is probably part nigger?

Because peasants in this country are so fucking docile and easily distracted.

I don't get any of that, sorry.

Schizo moment

Hearing that Lily Phillips got arrested. They always trying to keep an honest businesswoman down

why does my dad have to give me so much shit

because you can do too much

They both look like rent boys and its reporting is very suspicious.

Cut him off. Go non-contact.

Sir Insurance Claimer

You gotta realize we own the world Dutch XD

New

rollo

Were Scots in Turkey? XD

I only recently discovered Tan Smith (Supertanskii) and honestly she must be one of the most mentally ill people in the UK