dance edition
/brit/
I'm boob
dancing a poo
why she got a bulge though
Fat pussy
what the fuck did you just call me
top 3 crisps
cool original doritos
thai sweet chicken mccoys
cheese and onion pom bears
Prawn cocktail walkers >>>>
don't think you could pick 3 worse ones maybe only twiglets are worse than the 3 you named
The Assassination of Shinzo Abe By the Coward Tetsuya Yamagami
you do it then go on
and twiglets are nice
For me, it's pickled onion monster munch.
zoomers will never know the joy of sucking lucozade out of a bag
they're better braized on a grill for a few hours them
just made a webm for the first time in years
rorke
freak
actual OFFICIAL top 3 crisps:
mccoys flame grilled steak
thai sweet chilli sensations
tesco beef and horseradish
honourable mentions:
scampi nik naks
walkers cheese and onion
You should be in jail.
urge to re-download the dating apps is getting a bit strong. Must resist
Why do you guys eat this processed garbage? I thought Europe had healthier food
wish i had a cat
wish i had 2 cats
You don't need to lad, Anon Babble supports mp4 now
hahahaha i should *starts downing mighty hot tabasco*
cool original doritos
Disgusting, I hate them. Chilli Heatwave is far superior
We have become Americanised
away you go and eat your corn sugar and ground up bugs ya fat cunt
same lol
What about a dog
can't turn off the adult filter on my phone because i don't have a credit card
Ms. Officer, no comment is the answer for you
if you upload a photo of your driver's licence to the little indian fella on their chat app they turn it off for you
Saw them live in D.C. in 2015
Great show
going to make porridge
porridge makes me very full
I am a grower, not a shower
been an absolutely corking summer so far, weather wise
um actually I like cloudy rainy weather
do you mate yeah get a life and maybe you might get a shag for once
you offering hahahahaha
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
got the manic street preachers on
mad what the welsh can achieve when they put their minds to it
Sit down be humble.
if you walk into your town centre do you see many of them about
tickling um poster's little soles
All my exes live in texas (/brit/)
It's all in your mind.
absolutely hoaching mate
hoaching
yheon binble
I will cut my flesh and post it online.
Seek mental health treatment
nursery girl legs
(twenty one)
Where? ?
the brown horde?
yeah the footsteps and always in the corner of my vision then when I whip my head around theres nobody there
fucking UM
Idk man there's gotta be someone or some social service that can help you
21.
um
do you prefer small areola or big areola on women?
Great song
What about your home smelling of cat poo
shams
ultimate boomer over radio 2 now about people on motorcycles taking photos of each other riding, they are fuming!
me? massive racist.
also me? biweekly pilgrimages to the brazilian enclave of galway to shag latinas
padania XD
How do I get myself to care about my work?
Caught tha kalb
umposter cruising rn for a rogering
I smell like poo.
Must not be a lot of blacks there
*starts river dancing*
You stole me lucky charms oiiii!
on the topic of, yesterday when I was out walking I saw a young lad on one of those e-motorbikes weaving in and out of traffic like you see those urban youth yanks do in big groups on bicycles
he was obviously underage, bally'd up and wearing a black puffer (despite it being 23C), clearly up to no good. I'd have shat it had I been driving and he cut in front of me.
skipping gymtoil today. It not right but it must be done
Me in the 23000
looking to get fucked but there's no one but fem bottoms in my area on grindr
Do you pay for it?
Time to
an unplanned rest day is alri but don't make it 2 days in a row lad or it's over
No, this is sad.
This isn't taking girth into account
true. I will be doing the workout at some point this week, just deferring it by a day
well we're into the afternoon now and it's sunny outside so I guess I will go outside and walk around aimlessly for several hours by myself as I have no friends but it's good to get outside so that's what I will do
surely one of these days when I go outside something good will happen
na i just hop on tinder or meet them in bars. often down with mates anyway so it's a good night out/weekend either way.
In that video they killed some guy
well why would a chart summarising distribution of penis length take girth into account you mong
its toil hours lad you should be toiling
I'm just pointing out an important factor of penis dimensions isn't being considered.
I am Dream.
I'm off today and tomorrow.
? ?
think they poo outside and cats seem to smell quite nice
S.ven G0ran Eric$$on
donated
the whore
How many times do I have to solve it?
so you search out, download, and store webms of people shitting on camera just so you can post it on a blue board where nobody replies, hides the post, ignores it, and moves on?
lol cope
...yh
yh
Help me find a wife at least!
yeah I'm sure that'll stop violent crime LOL
Need her poo.
kaka
estimated
so not actually true then
Bloke has had 4 stds in 3 months and he’s happy to give an interview and smile for the pic. You couldn’t torture that information out of me
Very slow thread. I reckon half the posters left a year or so ago. The constant spam, schizo posts, porn, scat, race cuck posts that go on day and night and go completely unheeded by the mods has driven a lot of people off. There are 24 million people with schizophrenia in the world and a quarter of them have seemingly made /brit/ their home.
fat ugly neighbour is singing again. noticed she sings every song in the exact same tone. Cant change it up to save her life (which is significantly shortened due to her obesity and sedentary lifestyle)
any reccys for good sunglasses with a camera built in?
do gays look at the eiffel tower and think corrr wouldn't mind that up my arse
what makes people look gay? like I don’t even need to read the article but I can just tell by looking at him that he’s gay I wonder why
i had the exact SAME thought about the leaning tower of pisa
Wish I was a koryos circa 3000BC, and not a modern Englishman.
white british girls LOVE the BIG BLACK COCK
true
Yeah it would be great to die of something like measles or TB before you reach puberty wouldn't it
Probably the bizarre haircut, overly manicured beard, low cut shirt, womanly plant tattoos, short shorts, nail polish, gormless smirk, etc
embarking on a multi year long self improvement journey in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom so i am able to make friends and get a girlfriend
Gyms and hospitals can now request birth certificates to prove sex
good luck, sire!
yeh tis on
I took the vax but never looked into the conspiracies about it what did it actually do?
It was the Norman invasion. ;)
25% here are posting from a proxy kek
The only proven downside is a slightly higher risk of myocarditis in young men.
What about the average mulatto cocks?
worth dying for it
pull up in a land rover defender
I never took the vaccine neither did my brother.
the fact that ZOG could easily pacify any and all chud resistance by providing us with black and brown gf's but choose not to proves that above all they're sadists and that their sadism takes precedence over trying to reach their goals of making native europeans a minority in their own countries
Just because I was born doesn't mean I've had sex
any heroin heads in?
was just saying this down the loony bin
if i lived in the uj i would 100% be a tory voter
she wants a boy from digbeth
test
^_____^
Need to smell her pooey farts.
this is what your licence fee pays for btw
youtu.be
The crows have gone mental
Here it's the sparrows
When is your government going to stop murdering and starving children in Gaza
me and the missus
really wish i could do this with my cat or maybe chicken?
Why would she willingly post this online
be bldg set
You just KNOW
"why dont americans ride public transportation?"
yjk
that's just what wolves do, it's not sexual
yh it's just how submissives show their submissiveness
but still fucking weird that the human let him do it
if she was with bonobos would she let them fuck her?
Started using gpt as a bit of a therapist or advisor, it's actually very good for it, I thought it was some gay Anon Babble meme when I saw it on the log at first
wanted to know what a pirouette looks like so i looked it up on youtube and watched a video of a 9 year old girl doing it because it was the first result and now i'm probably on a list
Start slow. Bit by bit.
it's a bit too agreeable unless you express any opinions that the jews don't like
it's a familiarity/bonding/intimacy thing not hierarchy retard
Got this Binding of Isaac game and i bet its mint if you take the time to learn it. cba though.
Asking it to make me develop actionable goals and ways to develop habits seemed to pretty good for that
nah i went to an alpha male bootcamp and learned all about this
it won't tell you anything that goes against conventional wisdom that you're probably already aware of
52 bpm RHR, need it in the 40s immediately
A yoga instructor who survived the Southport stabbings said feelings of discomfort around knives in her own kitchen had inspired her to call for safer alternatives.
She said she wanted to drive a cultural shift in which people swap their traditional pointed-tip blades with blunt-ended knives, which present a much lower risk of causing serious injury.
i hate this shithole so much
oh really why do I keep getting into disagreements with it about my personal life then
starmer must ban all knifes right now
ban knifes in all white households to prevent incel attacks
probably because you're a completely incompetent retard with no common sense
Workerberg was in earlier
This won't happen because Sikhs carry their daggers as part of their religion so it would be discrimination
American school opens in Europe
Shootings start happening there
How do they do it lads?
a clue gained
screaming
If we didn't have pointed knives then surely people would just use meat cleavers and machetes to hack people, rather than stab them
they already have an exemption carved out
no that's not it
if you have to talk to robot to find out how to improve your life you should just end it
I <3 pooh bear and tigger too
These people need to be taken to task
You are posting on /brit/
says the guy spending his time posting with a bunch of degenerates on Anon Babble
wow a FORMER member of parliament who led a far right party hates ARABS?
Bloody hell this must be some sort of global Zionist conspiracy why my pecker is so small oy vey!
sounds like something an incompetent retard would say
Couldn't sleep last night
I ran out of sedatives
WELL I'VE BEEN ALONE
AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME
BUT MY BEDROOM SMELLS LIKE CUM
not comparable
bizarre post
joining isis (incel state in south london)
Sent that antisemitic freak sky high
Funny how much hate is directed at countries jews have had a bad time in (germany, russia, spain, Portugal, the middle east at large) never see that kind of hate directed at places like Uruguay or south korea...
Sent you flying, didn't he?
proto-gf just asked me for insight into the white male incel lifestyle, i played dumb of course
The jews have too much power in america
I’m sure you could find some seething articles about Uruguay not being diverse enough or something
It's funny when someone on Anon Babble pretends they're better than the rest of us here. My nigga, you're here too.
no the AI that scrapes the internet and regurgitates information did not 'send me flying', nor is it your mate
the raped
the rapers
Do you think if I ask nicely in paki shop they'll let me buy 5 cigarettes (£2.50) ?
it's all I've got
how do I effectively rebel against consoomerism?
Yeah probably written by jews themselves
Wherever there's a yarmaulke there's someone talking about how the country needs to open up to foreigners
Only buy what you need
yeah but what are ya gonna do
i've got 50p
fuck you
bastard
Read mein kampf
perfectly possible to be a chad while also enjoying the odd anonymous post about willies and poo
wonder if van helsing said you have to drive a stake through the heart AND remove the head to kill a vampire because both are necessary, or if he just didn't really know which of them was the one that actually killed the vampire
What do you see as the biggest challenge to conservation?
The growing human population
And do you have views about what should be done about that?
Can't you guess?
What the FUCK did he mean by this
Reject comfort.
who knows? nicely might let you or might not
This is the sick Ukrainian youngfella going around town, knocking out innocent bystanders in the city centre. Men, women, and young lads, as well as homeless people, have been targeted by this sicko. In the latest incident, which happened on Sunday near Burger King, a young lad had three teeth broken, as he returned from the shop for his mother, a quiet lad.
His name is Arron, and he is residing at The Pery Hotel. He has been training at the Thai boxing place near Taits Clock. He has since removed all the videos from his tiktok and tried to hide his face.
Share to alert people to be wary of their surroundings!
are you gonna address the dox allegations or?
Hmm guess I’m a consooomer then!
culling
Can’t you guess?
He probably wanted all the commoners culled so that proper upper class chaps like him can live in comfort and luxury
Why anybody is a monarchist is beyond me
spoiler that hog
We're stuck in a battle of bugmen vs humans
wanktoil beckons
Imagine being so fragile that someone asking for help makes you lash out at a chatbot
kiwi lad at toil today made a joke about steve irwin's death, i'm pretty sure that qualifies as an act of war
This image generates a lot of seething and coping when I post it in /cum/
She looks like chudjak
it raining
I have never once seen this image posted in /cum/ and I'm there for hours every day for the past 9 years
go post it in /cum/ then
bye
would you be so kind as to point out the offending post(s) in this situation?
Its dead right now
hate when camgirls you like bog themselves
tried nicotine gum last week for cutting
I was talking shit about it but now I like it. the nicotine dizziness feels great now, think I may be addicted
they've FINALLY added a dark mode option to wiktionary, about fucking time
i probably wouldnt. this reminds me of when beyonce tried to get that manly photo of her removed from the internet. i’ll just stay quiet until people forget about it
i'll take that as a compliment. thank you
How is it allowed that houseshares can openly say they don't allow men? Isn't that illegal according to the 2010 Equality Act?
If these adverts said "no women" I bet there would be a shitstorm
dark mode is gay and childish
grow up and come to the light
Liberal democratic countries putting octogenarians in prison again for "hate speech"
The western governments have no legitimacy
light mode in the day
dark mode at night
simple as
enjoy your early-onset macular degeneration you virgin
any arsenal man in
dark all time just like my life
he doesn't understand how ai works
*giggles*
good post
what's the best pokemon game then lads
rorke loving dark mode
leftypol loving darkies
ai
machine makes random guesses
Moderate Rorke is happy that they're being taught about VE Day
Turbororke is angry because he just doesn't like anybody who's brown
Pokémon is for children lad
Are you a child?
Moderate Rorke
doesn't real
Platinum
crosswords need to go woke
rorke-lite loves Israel.
True rorke hates Israel.
why don't you have dark mode in your browser for every website? or did that not work on wikitionary
ngl this is pretty epic tbqh
Probably Emerald, but Crystal is my favourite.
it's all the way
Get mark collett supported
Get Laura Towler supported
Get sam Melia supported
Get Joe walsh supported
Get patriotic alternative supported
Get them donated to
Get them voted for
didn't he once say he wanted to be reincarnated as a deadly virus
funny how covid happened just after he died
Infernape/Blaziken > Torterra/Swampert > Feraligatr/Sceptile > the rest
why don't they have a uniform?
ex wanted to finger my arse
why is anti-semitism so distasteful now?
maybe it's caught on too much and I'm just a contrarian at heart
All MI5 agents
the option only just appeared, it wasn't there before
on a quasi-related note, sometimes my browser resets all my modes to the default so i have to change them again which is a bit annoying, happens every week or so, might be an issue with brave, never had this problem when i was on chome
nice try
More of a Sir Ed Davey man myself
implying you wouldn't
t. Sir Yakov foreskinberg usurystien von babydicksuckerstadt
'
scurrying around in my incel lair
mark collett
that weird little self hating jewish boy? lmao
Those people hangout out in the kosher zionist homeland party
see, thanks for the example
this is just embarrassing
might start turbo supporting are hebraic brethren
what option?
arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt
why are they memholing the Ukrainian rentboy allegations against Keir Starmer
I don't like their cheap poor quality pantyhose
You are Jewish
Go be jewish somewhere else
never heard this rumour
Those "allegations" are nothing more than Rorke's schizo fever dream
the switch between light and dark mode
happens on Anon Babble as well, i use the tomorrow theme but sometimes it just randomly resets back to yotsuba, a minor inconvenience but an inconvenience nonethelesss
why is everyone antisemitic now?
I hate those.
there is a dark mode add on you get for your browser to control all that
i also think brave has it natively
how fast is brave compared to chrome?
I'm on firefox and it feels so slow compared to chrome at least
Israel nearly won Eurovision
Weird considering the country isn't located in europe or have a European population
gaylord competition
well i haven't noticed it, any chance you know what it's called? to be honest this just seems more like a glitch on my end
about the same, i switched to brave because i thought it would be faster but it isn't really in any noticeable way
dark reader
Patriotic alternative is the last best hope for the white English race
77th active rn
done him
Best hope for throwing your life away
The "allegations" were literally invented by Anon Babbletards
CREATE THE FUCKING NEW
need to trim the grass again it's all overgrown but I'm too stressed to walk outside
sir cum farter
mossad rigged it obviously
Theres no future for white Britons currently
PA has a vision for one where white englishmen dont live as slaves in their own homeland
The final /brit/
New
Hows it going Crimealad
cheers big ears
I'm too stressed
ktim