/brit/

dance edition

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I'm boob

dancing a poo

why she got a bulge though

Fat pussy

what the fuck did you just call me

top 3 crisps
cool original doritos
thai sweet chicken mccoys
cheese and onion pom bears

Prawn cocktail walkers >>>>

don't think you could pick 3 worse ones maybe only twiglets are worse than the 3 you named

The Assassination of Shinzo Abe By the Coward Tetsuya Yamagami

you do it then go on
and twiglets are nice

For me, it's pickled onion monster munch.

zoomers will never know the joy of sucking lucozade out of a bag

they're better braized on a grill for a few hours them

just made a webm for the first time in years

freak
actual OFFICIAL top 3 crisps:
mccoys flame grilled steak
thai sweet chilli sensations
tesco beef and horseradish

honourable mentions:
scampi nik naks
walkers cheese and onion

You should be in jail.

urge to re-download the dating apps is getting a bit strong. Must resist

Why do you guys eat this processed garbage? I thought Europe had healthier food

wish i had a cat
wish i had 2 cats

You don't need to lad, Anon Babble supports mp4 now

hahahaha i should *starts downing mighty hot tabasco*

cool original doritos

Disgusting, I hate them. Chilli Heatwave is far superior

We have become Americanised

away you go and eat your corn sugar and ground up bugs ya fat cunt

same lol

What about a dog

can't turn off the adult filter on my phone because i don't have a credit card

Ms. Officer, no comment is the answer for you

if you upload a photo of your driver's licence to the little indian fella on their chat app they turn it off for you

Saw them live in D.C. in 2015
Great show

going to make porridge
porridge makes me very full

I am a grower, not a shower

been an absolutely corking summer so far, weather wise

um actually I like cloudy rainy weather

do you mate yeah get a life and maybe you might get a shag for once

you offering hahahahaha

I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

got the manic street preachers on
mad what the welsh can achieve when they put their minds to it

Sit down be humble.

if you walk into your town centre do you see many of them about

tickling um poster's little soles

All my exes live in texas (/brit/)

It's all in your mind.

absolutely hoaching mate

hoaching

yheon binble

I will cut my flesh and post it online.

Seek mental health treatment

nursery girl legs

(twenty one)

Where? ?

the brown horde?

yeah the footsteps and always in the corner of my vision then when I whip my head around theres nobody there

fucking UM

Idk man there's gotta be someone or some social service that can help you

21.

um

do you prefer small areola or big areola on women?

Great song

What about your home smelling of cat poo

shams

ultimate boomer over radio 2 now about people on motorcycles taking photos of each other riding, they are fuming!

me? massive racist.

also me? biweekly pilgrimages to the brazilian enclave of galway to shag latinas

padania XD

How do I get myself to care about my work?

Caught tha kalb

umposter cruising rn for a rogering

I smell like poo.

Must not be a lot of blacks there

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*starts river dancing*
You stole me lucky charms oiiii!

on the topic of, yesterday when I was out walking I saw a young lad on one of those e-motorbikes weaving in and out of traffic like you see those urban youth yanks do in big groups on bicycles

he was obviously underage, bally'd up and wearing a black puffer (despite it being 23C), clearly up to no good. I'd have shat it had I been driving and he cut in front of me.

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skipping gymtoil today. It not right but it must be done

Me in the 23000

looking to get fucked but there's no one but fem bottoms in my area on grindr

Do you pay for it?

Time to

an unplanned rest day is alri but don't make it 2 days in a row lad or it's over

No, this is sad.

This isn't taking girth into account

true. I will be doing the workout at some point this week, just deferring it by a day

well we're into the afternoon now and it's sunny outside so I guess I will go outside and walk around aimlessly for several hours by myself as I have no friends but it's good to get outside so that's what I will do

surely one of these days when I go outside something good will happen

na i just hop on tinder or meet them in bars. often down with mates anyway so it's a good night out/weekend either way.

In that video they killed some guy

well why would a chart summarising distribution of penis length take girth into account you mong

its toil hours lad you should be toiling

I'm just pointing out an important factor of penis dimensions isn't being considered.

I am Dream.

I'm off today and tomorrow.

? ?

think they poo outside and cats seem to smell quite nice

S.ven G0ran Eric$$on

donated

the whore

How many times do I have to solve it?

so you search out, download, and store webms of people shitting on camera just so you can post it on a blue board where nobody replies, hides the post, ignores it, and moves on?

lol cope

...yh

yh

Help me find a wife at least!

yeah I'm sure that'll stop violent crime LOL

kaka

estimated

so not actually true then

Bloke has had 4 stds in 3 months and he’s happy to give an interview and smile for the pic. You couldn’t torture that information out of me

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Very slow thread. I reckon half the posters left a year or so ago. The constant spam, schizo posts, porn, scat, race cuck posts that go on day and night and go completely unheeded by the mods has driven a lot of people off. There are 24 million people with schizophrenia in the world and a quarter of them have seemingly made /brit/ their home.

fat ugly neighbour is singing again. noticed she sings every song in the exact same tone. Cant change it up to save her life (which is significantly shortened due to her obesity and sedentary lifestyle)

any reccys for good sunglasses with a camera built in?

do gays look at the eiffel tower and think corrr wouldn't mind that up my arse

what makes people look gay? like I don’t even need to read the article but I can just tell by looking at him that he’s gay I wonder why

i had the exact SAME thought about the leaning tower of pisa

Wish I was a koryos circa 3000BC, and not a modern Englishman.

white british girls LOVE the BIG BLACK COCK

true

Yeah it would be great to die of something like measles or TB before you reach puberty wouldn't it

Probably the bizarre haircut, overly manicured beard, low cut shirt, womanly plant tattoos, short shorts, nail polish, gormless smirk, etc

embarking on a multi year long self improvement journey in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom so i am able to make friends and get a girlfriend

Gyms and hospitals can now request birth certificates to prove sex

good luck, sire!

yeh tis on

I took the vax but never looked into the conspiracies about it what did it actually do?

It was the Norman invasion. ;)

25% here are posting from a proxy kek

The only proven downside is a slightly higher risk of myocarditis in young men.

What about the average mulatto cocks?

worth dying for it

pull up in a land rover defender

I never took the vaccine neither did my brother.

the fact that ZOG could easily pacify any and all chud resistance by providing us with black and brown gf's but choose not to proves that above all they're sadists and that their sadism takes precedence over trying to reach their goals of making native europeans a minority in their own countries

Just because I was born doesn't mean I've had sex

any heroin heads in?

was just saying this down the loony bin

if i lived in the uj i would 100% be a tory voter

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she wants a boy from digbeth

^_____^

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this is what your licence fee pays for btw
youtu.be/uR30rwqtibk

The crows have gone mental

Here it's the sparrows

When is your government going to stop murdering and starving children in Gaza

me and the missus

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really wish i could do this with my cat or maybe chicken?

Why would she willingly post this online

be bldg set

You just KNOW

"why dont americans ride public transportation?"

yjk

that's just what wolves do, it's not sexual

yh it's just how submissives show their submissiveness
but still fucking weird that the human let him do it
if she was with bonobos would she let them fuck her?

Started using gpt as a bit of a therapist or advisor, it's actually very good for it, I thought it was some gay Anon Babble meme when I saw it on the log at first

wanted to know what a pirouette looks like so i looked it up on youtube and watched a video of a 9 year old girl doing it because it was the first result and now i'm probably on a list

Start slow. Bit by bit.

it's a bit too agreeable unless you express any opinions that the jews don't like

it's a familiarity/bonding/intimacy thing not hierarchy retard

Got this Binding of Isaac game and i bet its mint if you take the time to learn it. cba though.

Asking it to make me develop actionable goals and ways to develop habits seemed to pretty good for that

nah i went to an alpha male bootcamp and learned all about this

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it won't tell you anything that goes against conventional wisdom that you're probably already aware of

52 bpm RHR, need it in the 40s immediately

A yoga instructor who survived the Southport stabbings said feelings of discomfort around knives in her own kitchen had inspired her to call for safer alternatives.

She said she wanted to drive a cultural shift in which people swap their traditional pointed-tip blades with blunt-ended knives, which present a much lower risk of causing serious injury.

i hate this shithole so much

oh really why do I keep getting into disagreements with it about my personal life then

starmer must ban all knifes right now

ban knifes in all white households to prevent incel attacks

probably because you're a completely incompetent retard with no common sense

Workerberg was in earlier

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This won't happen because Sikhs carry their daggers as part of their religion so it would be discrimination

American school opens in Europe

Shootings start happening there

How do they do it lads?

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a clue gained

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screaming

If we didn't have pointed knives then surely people would just use meat cleavers and machetes to hack people, rather than stab them

they already have an exemption carved out

no that's not it

if you have to talk to robot to find out how to improve your life you should just end it

I <3 pooh bear and tigger too

These people need to be taken to task

You are posting on /brit/

says the guy spending his time posting with a bunch of degenerates on Anon Babble

wow a FORMER member of parliament who led a far right party hates ARABS?

Bloody hell this must be some sort of global Zionist conspiracy why my pecker is so small oy vey!

sounds like something an incompetent retard would say

Couldn't sleep last night
I ran out of sedatives

WELL I'VE BEEN ALONE
AND I'LL TAKE YOU HOME
BUT MY BEDROOM SMELLS LIKE CUM

not comparable

bizarre post

joining isis (incel state in south london)

Sent that antisemitic freak sky high

Funny how much hate is directed at countries jews have had a bad time in (germany, russia, spain, Portugal, the middle east at large) never see that kind of hate directed at places like Uruguay or south korea...

Sent you flying, didn't he?

proto-gf just asked me for insight into the white male incel lifestyle, i played dumb of course

The jews have too much power in america

I’m sure you could find some seething articles about Uruguay not being diverse enough or something

It's funny when someone on Anon Babble pretends they're better than the rest of us here. My nigga, you're here too.

no the AI that scrapes the internet and regurgitates information did not 'send me flying', nor is it your mate

the raped

the rapers

Do you think if I ask nicely in paki shop they'll let me buy 5 cigarettes (£2.50) ?
it's all I've got

how do I effectively rebel against consoomerism?

Yeah probably written by jews themselves
Wherever there's a yarmaulke there's someone talking about how the country needs to open up to foreigners

Only buy what you need

yeah but what are ya gonna do

i've got 50p
fuck you
bastard

Read mein kampf

perfectly possible to be a chad while also enjoying the odd anonymous post about willies and poo

wonder if van helsing said you have to drive a stake through the heart AND remove the head to kill a vampire because both are necessary, or if he just didn't really know which of them was the one that actually killed the vampire

What do you see as the biggest challenge to conservation?

The growing human population

And do you have views about what should be done about that?

Can't you guess?

What the FUCK did he mean by this

youtube.com/watch?v=5Rc7-xHbG78

Reject comfort.

who knows? nicely might let you or might not

This is the sick Ukrainian youngfella going around town, knocking out innocent bystanders in the city centre. Men, women, and young lads, as well as homeless people, have been targeted by this sicko. In the latest incident, which happened on Sunday near Burger King, a young lad had three teeth broken, as he returned from the shop for his mother, a quiet lad.

His name is Arron, and he is residing at The Pery Hotel. He has been training at the Thai boxing place near Taits Clock. He has since removed all the videos from his tiktok and tried to hide his face.

Share to alert people to be wary of their surroundings!

are you gonna address the dox allegations or?

Hmm guess I’m a consooomer then!

culling

Can’t you guess?

He probably wanted all the commoners culled so that proper upper class chaps like him can live in comfort and luxury

Why anybody is a monarchist is beyond me

spoiler that hog

We're stuck in a battle of bugmen vs humans

wanktoil beckons

Imagine being so fragile that someone asking for help makes you lash out at a chatbot

kiwi lad at toil today made a joke about steve irwin's death, i'm pretty sure that qualifies as an act of war

This image generates a lot of seething and coping when I post it in /cum/

She looks like chudjak

it raining

I have never once seen this image posted in /cum/ and I'm there for hours every day for the past 9 years

go post it in /cum/ then
bye

would you be so kind as to point out the offending post(s) in this situation?

Its dead right now

hate when camgirls you like bog themselves

tried nicotine gum last week for cutting
I was talking shit about it but now I like it. the nicotine dizziness feels great now, think I may be addicted

they've FINALLY added a dark mode option to wiktionary, about fucking time

i probably wouldnt. this reminds me of when beyonce tried to get that manly photo of her removed from the internet. i’ll just stay quiet until people forget about it
i'll take that as a compliment. thank you

How is it allowed that houseshares can openly say they don't allow men? Isn't that illegal according to the 2010 Equality Act?

If these adverts said "no women" I bet there would be a shitstorm

dark mode is gay and childish
grow up and come to the light

Liberal democratic countries putting octogenarians in prison again for "hate speech"
The western governments have no legitimacy

light mode in the day
dark mode at night
simple as

enjoy your early-onset macular degeneration you virgin

any arsenal man in

dark all time just like my life

he doesn't understand how ai works

*giggles*

good post

what's the best pokemon game then lads

rorke loving dark mode
leftypol loving darkies

ai

machine makes random guesses

Moderate Rorke is happy that they're being taught about VE Day

Turbororke is angry because he just doesn't like anybody who's brown

Pokémon is for children lad
Are you a child?

Moderate Rorke

doesn't real

Platinum

crosswords need to go woke

rorke-lite loves Israel.
True rorke hates Israel.

why don't you have dark mode in your browser for every website? or did that not work on wikitionary

ngl this is pretty epic tbqh

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Probably Emerald, but Crystal is my favourite.

it's all the way

Get mark collett supported
Get Laura Towler supported
Get sam Melia supported
Get Joe walsh supported
Get patriotic alternative supported
Get them donated to
Get them voted for

didn't he once say he wanted to be reincarnated as a deadly virus
funny how covid happened just after he died

Infernape/Blaziken > Torterra/Swampert > Feraligatr/Sceptile > the rest

why don't they have a uniform?

ex wanted to finger my arse

why is anti-semitism so distasteful now?
maybe it's caught on too much and I'm just a contrarian at heart

All MI5 agents

the option only just appeared, it wasn't there before
on a quasi-related note, sometimes my browser resets all my modes to the default so i have to change them again which is a bit annoying, happens every week or so, might be an issue with brave, never had this problem when i was on chome

nice try

implying you wouldn't

t. Sir Yakov foreskinberg usurystien von babydicksuckerstadt

'

scurrying around in my incel lair

mark collett

that weird little self hating jewish boy? lmao

Those people hangout out in the kosher zionist homeland party

see, thanks for the example
this is just embarrassing
might start turbo supporting are hebraic brethren

what option?

arsing around my smelly bedroom doing nowt

why are they memholing the Ukrainian rentboy allegations against Keir Starmer

I don't like their cheap poor quality pantyhose

You are Jewish
Go be jewish somewhere else

never heard this rumour

Those "allegations" are nothing more than Rorke's schizo fever dream

the switch between light and dark mode
happens on Anon Babble as well, i use the tomorrow theme but sometimes it just randomly resets back to yotsuba, a minor inconvenience but an inconvenience nonethelesss

why is everyone antisemitic now?

I hate those.

there is a dark mode add on you get for your browser to control all that
i also think brave has it natively

how fast is brave compared to chrome?
I'm on firefox and it feels so slow compared to chrome at least

Israel nearly won Eurovision

Weird considering the country isn't located in europe or have a European population

gaylord competition

well i haven't noticed it, any chance you know what it's called? to be honest this just seems more like a glitch on my end
about the same, i switched to brave because i thought it would be faster but it isn't really in any noticeable way

dark reader

Patriotic alternative is the last best hope for the white English race

77th active rn

done him

Best hope for throwing your life away

The "allegations" were literally invented by Anon Babbletards

CREATE THE FUCKING NEW

need to trim the grass again it's all overgrown but I'm too stressed to walk outside

sir cum farter

mossad rigged it obviously

Theres no future for white Britons currently
PA has a vision for one where white englishmen dont live as slaves in their own homeland

The final /brit/

New

Hows it going Crimealad

cheers big ears

I'm too stressed

ktim