/brit/
/brit/
FIRST.
i have posted FIRST in your thread. i am the first poster. i own the first post.
and with it? i say this... :
bum gravy.
we don't take kindly to traniees in these parts stranger
corrrr love bum gravy me
A grown man posted this
Gives me the fear
what caused english men to end up like this
Oh God I’ve actually ruined my life haven’t i
Me with dogberg and catberg
English have always been pathetic faggots. Nothing new
Is Gen Zed Okay? There seems to be a large divide between the sexes, larger than every other generation before them
Bulge mogs me
why are you obsessed with posting your ugly brown mug?
Still don't even know what a feminist is
Women should have more le power
Ok
saved
Im white althoughbeit
fuck it, time for angela white x violet myers
Obviously isn’t him muppet
The lovely Asian women in summer dresses
nice cock aha xx
I think that trans woman looks delish!
Oh but of course ;)
Get their arses shagged
Feminism remains a vital movement because, even where formal legal equality exists, systemic and cultural barriers still limit many people’s opportunities and rights. At its core, feminism seeks full social, economic, and political equality for women, while also recognising that different groups of women face unique forms of discrimination
Thanks PratGPT
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My name is Charles malaponte
I am a white man (Italian/irish)
I went to university
I have a good job that pays a decent salary
I have a car
I have an apartment
Ive had sex with girls
Ive had gfs
Deal with it
yes it is, he used to post photos of himself several years ago too
women were happier when they were at home raising families
mental how poo peng
Want to go to university but need to get my math a level, grim times ahead for me
ROCKSTAR vibes
men are supposedly happier at work providing for their family but i hear non-stop on this website of people crying that they have to work lmao
you cant have it both ways mate.
if you lived with a gay twink vampire and he was starving would you let him feed from your neck
jumped in the cadbury christmas tin vibes
Nooooo it's a killer machine
It's got everythanggg
Don't worry, if they're gay, I'm totally cool with it
Obviously isn’t but whatever
FONC
I have to work for myself. everyone at my miserable dead end job has at least a kid to toil for, I have NOTHING
working to provide for your family =/= working for toilberg who also prevents you from having a family by keeping all potential wives also working for him in perpetuity
janny do some fucking work
Gay vampires can have AIDS but don't like you eating onion. Wait no. garlic
don't unis have an foundation year if you don't meet the requirements?
I have to work for myself.
now imagine working because if you dont your family will starve, your wife will leave you and take half your assets and children. thats even more fucking grim mate believe me.
work is work mate, you get cucked by your boss?
Fuck Off N? Cunt I guess?
yes but I'd be starting in the 2026 year so may as well get it done now while I have time
here clean it up with a 50$
FONF
I don’t know what it means mate
actual situation at the warehouse I work at. me and my newhire friend are both 24, but he's got a 3 year old kid and wife. I will be leaving in a week (warehouse work is hell) and he's stuck there so his 3 year old doesn't starve. makes you think
do you honestly think this website is an accurate representation of the average man i see more neets crying of boredom and panicking about a future when their parents finally cut them off financially tbqh
my point still stands women were a lot happier and more fulfilled in the past when they were at home raising families
TGFO
Cody's first lap dance kek
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leftypol WON
my parents will NEVER cut me off!
my point still stands women were a lot happier and more fulfilled in the past when they were at home raising families
i think that goes for men too so I dont really see what you mean here?
you wanna force women to have children?
CHEER UP JO X
wtf does rorke know about women happiness
Hockey is better than football imagine watching two dudes kick balls instead of real man sports
in the sewer all alone
Do femboys just NAIR their whole bodies? Lol faggots
Cumru won clearly
3 million more have arrived since
glad the conservative party has collapsed honestly, it's fucking over
i got bummed in trinity college (dublin)
Emperor just been killed aye?
yh yhh mup dup da fuggin mup da da fuggin doo yo yo yoooo
Cymru*
we literally give commonwealth citizens the right to vote, think about how mental that is.
haha x
wha??
Rorke, it's over.
so if I do all the duolingo Spanish courses will I be able to talk to hot latinas?
evil incel freak who has never spoken to a woman claims that taking away women's rights will actually make them happy or something
Literally got stuck in a revolving door for a hour, heh
Its sad that as a Britboo I will never experience the greatness of peak Britian
youtu.be
Wow all 10 of them ye?
Imagine Britian and Japan were at their peak again
You missed that ship by 110 years mate.
rorke being transphobic while having a 2nd tab opened with daisy taylor's best hits
all 2 billion of them, the second they are resident in the uk they can vote. im not even memeing it is actually insane.
No. Duolingo is the most overrated language learning resource in all of human history
britain and japan should have been island friends and bullied smelly contientals
You were sent spinning by a building?
contientals
JAPANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
THE SMELLY CONTINENTAL
I will never get to experience the London crystal palace
am bottom
mad that was real and it burnt down
Alri lads get in
a based chud
All these people saying they made 20k in a month from crypto are lying right
The world expo was here
lowkey finna order some takeaway
True
Love your wall
cheeky cunt. Posting our pics is cool
mad how fit she is x
Mad how the capital of the EU, USA and England are all dilapidated ghettos? Meanwhile Moscow, Bucharest, Warsaw, St Pete are all beautiful and thriving cities. I wonder how (((this))) happened!
I am going to the UK in September than Japan I know it won't be that great but damn it will be cool to see the island that gave us Wallace and gromjt
Need this girl's Tiktok
It's a casino bro
Some could do it, most won't.
*rips through the thread rip roaring*
what does she eat?
see you at the monty pyke lad
Poo
She have balls?
she is 5 foot 4 inches tall and has narrow shoulders, perfect
I am getting Sam smiths because they are a fancy beer here
That's cool i hope you enjoy your time over there
One of those botez chess player girls said she lost all her money on crypto
What a waste of money coming to this shithole when you already live in America
Thats a bloke, mate
adopted a kitten today, name's Vinnie
everyone say hi to Vinnie
Wow! would ya look at that
Should skip your shit hole and visit Asia instead.
CUTE!
Mf looks evil
cute cat
>The situation you find yourself in is of your own doing.
You, your girlfriend, and your friends are all RACISTS.
When did Jigsaw become a wokie?
Lovely pic lass, hi to Vinnie
Brutal blackpill
everyone yelled out for mousey right? probably talking to him right now
Fully grown men calling an animal “cute”
Jfc
Hello little thing don't scratch me
I only date Polish boys
No man left alive
youtube.com
how insecure in one's masculinity can one be to self-censor out of fear of being perceived as overly feminine
couldn't be me
hello my name is jonny 4-runner
Its a Maori girl
I mean yeah?
Season ends on Sunday
what do people do literally every single night of the week?
Chur
Nta but it will fun I wanna get Sam smiths
and? you gonna whinge about it today Willem?
I would never set foot in Asia unless it was to eradicate some biomass. I would kiss Britannia's polluted soil if ever I found myself there
idk... shag? XD xx
Finished my uni exams today :)
Wanna get his what
there's blokes calling each other "fren" here x
its not all great here
You're going to get roughed up by Pakis for being a cute twink. Why do this
Obviously
Monday, Wednesday, Friday are soap nights. Other nights I watch movies from the 30s/40s/50s
build the fucking atlantic tunnel
I wonder on Sunday if they're going to have a heartfelt tribute to Gary Lineker for 26 years on Match of the Day, or if they'll evade such a thing as it would be honouring an anti-semite.
Would almost be wrong for them not to, aye?
But then again the reason he's leaving is the cardinal sin.
The stout dumbass
I am not a twink I have a farmers tan and work in physical labor
I was literally just saying this down at the pub the other day.
Love calling my dogs cute names often with a silly voice
Lunch with the gf tomorrow
what would /brit/ be like if only crown commonwealth nations could post
You in this dear? x
all i know about this guy is that he shit himself on live tv to millions of people. poetic really.
Vastly superior
I’m the dumbass when you’re the stupid cunt flying 3000 miles for a fucking drink you can order online
I wanna experience British culture also go to a rangers game
Vocaroo this for us lad x
go to London and grab some Indian food
nothing more british than that
lewis the loaf
if i went to the uk id rent a car and check out all the castles and villages and camp in a forest and climb up the moorlands
Why go to rangers when Celtic exist? Weird behaviour very weird
That actually looks good
Sir Brownoid Bovine Biomass
Must be weird driving on the wrong side of the road
That actually looks good
£195 car tax
£620 insurance (including breakdown + recovery)
£100 MOT + full service
£915 total
Just not on, is it? I hate paying for this shit that I barely leave the house in
Sometimes have the fleeting thought of trying to hustle the state for disability + all the other various doles available, move out of paris and live within my means in a small town but alas I am stuck in this top 10% salary high stress life
can’t believe some of you lot have lives
Like you actually go out to restaurants with friends or family and shit
Crazy to me
I went to a restaurant for my nans birthday last year and it was the most social interaction I had all year
but alas I am stuck in this top 10% salary high stress life
With a car, you can go anywhere you want.
you work for the government, don't you
jesus christ, i pay the equivalent of around £300 a month for insurance and a yearly registration fee of around £150, and that's it
lads
Have you had a wisdom tooth removed?
What's it cost?
Pain is becoming a bit unbearable desu
freak! freak!
I heard it was closest thing I could do to a hockey match in the UK
no government job pays this well
being a french apparatchik is for mediocre people
don't ask us questions just go get it removed, you know you have to
Ktwm until I met my gf
£300 a month for insurance
what the fuck? I pay about £80 a month for mine
blows my mind people pay almost a grand a month on car insurance just because "its what you do".
do you really need a car? hmmm nyo.
so what do you do then mr rich paris man?
It is ludicrously expensive here, my car is probably worth around £10-11k at current market value too and around 8 years old, so hardly expensive
£300 a month for insurance
wtf
Have you had a wisdom tooth removed?
yes
What's it cost?
free thanks to going to the hospital, expensive if anything else.
wait you're paying that every month? are you slow?
brits WILL sue you for the slightest bump/scratch
my gf and i share a policy, otherwise it'd be about half that
Hate every one and want to kill them all
lets just say it belongs to the domain of conceiving and fabricating various luxury products
I'm not an intelligent person
I am paying annually, I made the mistake and assumed the American meant annually too
still seems expensive but maybe you drive something expensive a lot or aren't old with a spotless record like me
mental how mentally untouchable i am x
eh?
oh that's not that bad then in fact it's about what I have to pay
I feel the same though I barely drive anymore
yer da shops at lidl
*calls you a dicksplash and then runs away*
got a saviour complex me. love the idea of being a hero and saviour. massive pussy irl though and cannot be trusted to be the hero at my own risk.
let's have it out then
it's free the hospital, not at a dentist
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
my life is so miserable and grim
ever thought of finding a drug addict/homeless woman and fixing her?
Still don't understand why dental care isn't covered under universal healthcare when it is so strongly linked to the rest of your health
go le gym :^)
most dental care is purely cosmetic
Sven GORAN Ericsson
Pulp or blur?
wrong. you're second
yes, but only if she was exceptionally pretty and of a very meek temperament
Fair enough but why isn't non-cosmetic work not covered?
Seems counterproductive
it got so bad i had an abscess and i went straight to A&E. took em all out for free, one doctor kept telling me to get a good dentist, like its something everyone can afford nowadays. privileged shit.
no one said being a hero was easy
So they just need legal resident status? No citizenship required?
When you die purgatory is just 5,000 years of Starmers Britain
Feel like there's some irony here between the text and image because athletes are obsessed with self-improving. Self-improving their skills is the difference between winning and losing.
Like you know how much goddamn practice and training those motherfuckers put in to be at the "top of their game"? They're never like, "JUST BE NATURAL DURR HURR"
"IT'LL JUST HAPPEN"
No that's not how you fucking win games.
Irony isn't the word you're looking for here
I dont really consider it "cosmetic" when something goes wrong with a tooth it can be the most unbearable pain you can imagine.
It's just the last government trying to tear the NHS piece by piece to try to privatise everythimg.
In the UK some dental procedures are NHS subsidised, but nowadays it’s nearly impossible to get an NHS dentist
Words, words, words.
*updoot*
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
Happy cake day.
What's the word then?
As expected no actual response. because you have none
They were being abused tho
Unlimited power always corrupts
I like starmer
Not bad at all, should get it booked. Yank tour soon we are cQming... to England's finest city
stfu lmao
I see
We don't get any dental care subsidized or it's very few procedures
Dunno but I don't think it's irony
mad how people have the audacity to blatantly lie on Anon Babble. this place is anonymous, there's absolutely no incentive to lie at all.
why would i need to lie when im a VP at microsoft
nah blud is samefagging his own hour old posts
you know, we have a government dental plan now and they opened it up to all age brackets just a few days ago with the only remaining barrier being income
No, I didn't know that, but now I do.
Thanks, I will see if I qualify (probably not).
Hello
Is there anybody.
Out there ..................................................................................
IRA PARAGLIDERS OVER BELFAST
is it just me or is the UK as a society overly litigious?
based floydposter
met taylor swift at an airport once
went up to her and went inconspicously "oh my god, that's taylor swift" or something
see i don't even remember
@210835561
actual schizo
u kno he be peekin
getting a bit sleepy
mommy's bed squeakin'
he peekin'
had a scrantacular al pastor taco today
also don't you dare mention elton john farts it's pineapple salsa on top
why would the IRA need to paraglide into belfast
Portland Street.........hvme......
does anyone remember that case of that kid who got abducted by a man pretending to be the CEO of Microsoft? trying to find an article on it because I remember being told about it in school and we all just thought the kid was a retard
Went shop with sisterberg and bought 10x 6 pack of 2l water haha mad that 120l of water aha! We gonna be hydrated my g!
Who this?
enjoy your microplastics
evil thoughts spinning in my little head
well i was the first reply. which makes all other replies inferior, including yours, and mine now.
Enjoy your literal shit water that's highly processed and sent through disgusting old pipes
Which also has microplastucs and POP's lmao
might put my head down shortly
got the dentistberg on the morrow
ever heard of filtration?
my name, is pookas manoukas
i hail from athens
and i am here to win your tournament
Remember to brush twice daily!
Absolute thick cunt
my name is Tiger Nitrogen
Someone make a non shit post for a change
Is this disturbing names we give people at work who are our clients
Muscle lady
Botox lady
Botched
Mulch cunt
Smart car
Chicken legs
Captain underpants
British lady
Shrek
Mr sleeze ball
my name is klarc clarkson
i come from paradice city
and i'm here to buy yhe binble
say no more:
doing a poo
*random thoughts*
screambling
yhe binble is not funny and never will be no matter how many times you force it, glinnerposter.
RIP to a real nigga
he's haunting ghost hunters in heaven now with the greats
yhe binble is not funny
it's in a spot where it's beginning to approach being funny. if it gets there, it will probably be two weeks or so and then it will be unfunny again
“Rhea is so athletic. Rhea looks like she could go against probably 50% of the male roster”
— Kevin Nash on Rhea Ripley
tesco mobile
time for WEED lol
almost that time for wanktoil
Deano my son
whenever I see the name david guetta I just think of this now
youtube.com
r/uk are making fun of us again :(
the gimmick is almost a year old at this point
I eat 12 bacon rashers for breakfast every morning
arteries status?
They should stop making new episodes of Dr Who and put that team on an Only Fools and Horses reboot