The United Kingdom edition
/brit/
what the fuck is he doing
Gott Strafe England
janny on a madness
dicked
surely the janman is having us on
coined by a jewish poet
SCALLI LADS existing ,means england DESERVES to suffer through the actions of Muslims.
get the migrants on the streets and put (white) homeless in the houses instead
paki cunt
You wouldn't like it if someone refused to help you because of your ethnicity, would you. Moron
>Maybe you should spend that money on helping homeless people instead - an issue you claim to care about.
Agreed, spend less on wogs and spend it on homeless people instead
He wants to spend money on persuading brown people to move away from Britain. So you agree with me that we shouldn't spend money on that idea, and instead should spend money on homeless people? Glad that you agree.
Crazy how people come here illegally but the minute they set foot here they demand all these legal rights and protections
Fuck off you're not a goddamn citizen
Israel has a right to do what they want
Actually no they don't anymore
No more winter fuel allowance for wealthy pensioners
Actually yes they should have that
I love the immigrants
Actually I hate them
I love the EU
Actually I don't even like the EU
Actually no I was right the first time the EU rocks
what's up with this nigga
literally the only thing I know he 100% beieves is being pro-Ukraine
that aside I can't make heads or tails of him
fyi
Bulbous.
Did someone make fun of janny's little cat pictures again?
See I was under the impression for a very long time that you wait for the car to completely fill with water first so that the pressure equalises and then the door opens really easily
Oh yeah brilliant idea mate just sit there calmly waiting to drown because of some bollocks you read on the internet
janny's done it this time
expect another hack from those virgins over at that watchamacallit site
we will stand for this oppression no longer
still not sure what richie aprile's reason was for being a total wanker
Like Phil he was chasing all the time he lost in the can. He was trying make up for all the money he "lost" whilst inside and was bitter towards people that moved up in the time that passed whilst he fell behind
Janard WHAT ARE YOU PAID FOR
He wants to spend money on persuading brown people to move away from Britain. So you agree with me that we shouldn't spend money on that idea, and instead should spend money on homeless people?
Nope, we should get rid of wogs and help the homeless
fuck off janny will you
this shit something else aussie
Wish I had a BWC
*starts jumping up and down*
Let's all start posting our own news!
What, in your arse?
i hope janny's entire family dies
i hope ur fucking ready out there
janny i'd hurt you if i ever saw you in person
No attached to me
low graphics
who here /artie/
Janny’s menthol elves on the ropes
so what exactly DID kanye west give his cousin ed?
What, on your head?
It makes sense
Its fair
Its reasonable
Its moral
nice thinly veiled holocaust denial from the BBC
Nothing wrong with changing your mind sometimes
Not sure what to do tonight
There's the football but I have zero hype for that
Other options would be play some Skyrim or play some Pokémon or watch some telly or do some overtime toil
I want I want
but he does it all the time on everything
there's everything wrong with that
read one of the books gathering dust on your shelf
How about you review your finances? Can't hurt to have a look
EGYPT
WELCOME TO THE FILTER! Enjoy your stay there permanently!
If at first you don't succeed, try try again
sent that sand munching cunt to the shadow realm
more
Ah yes, the "holocaust". We have dismissed that claim
sex
Might finally read pickwick papers like my grandad has been telling me to since six years before he died
Dis yer maw drink wine dis she drink it aw the time
Dis yer da drink gin dis he drink it oot the bin
mental that people have "careers" and I just have a shit job
?
doing a think
yeah
get me wanked
get me fed
get me housed
simple as
Most white brits would agree with this
hmm....
im none of these
no
beginning to realise I'm not 20 years old anymore
another trillion pounds to pensioners please!
the colour of mousenonces bedroom
r honor
youtube.com
the empire
my dad deserves it
Call me cynical but studying humanities and then expected good money is just nonsense unless you come from wealth in the first place or you have connections. STEM or a trade is what you need.
mumberg has the cottage pie in the oven
eating good tonight lids
The female pussy is best.
Mad how we could've had Chick-fil-A in this country but leftypol and his bender mates had to hound them of of London
sorry here's yours
just saw a bwc
burn it
might buy a cock ring
they look well cheeky
wanting more yankslop
im not a tradie neither
I will drink water
bristol woman coughing?
Till I blow my head off?
It's not slop thoughbeit
what you do for a living boss?
I’m a chinaman
Only 1,024 people in the World with my surname
forebears.io
How's about you lot?
15,000 for me x
Mildly unusual first name
Extremely unusual surname
Terrified of being doxxed
eating minstrels
lads what's a really low stress minimum wage job?
284 me
Aussie
ssshhh, the cronem are showering
doxxable information
at least we have Wendy's now
This is popular
If this was put to a vote it would win in a landslide
it's a fucking disgrace
Seems unlikely
Shoot me
night shift stacking shelves in a supermarket
just listened to podcasts
sometimes stole stuff to scran in the warehouse with the polish lads
had a few cheeky wanks in the disabled toilet
97,975,341
"We believe in free speech... except for when it offends us"
get them out the country
Politicians be like dat doe bro
potatoes shouldn't be in curries
healthy mate
you're not wrong. probably the last time i enjoyed having a job was doing the tesco nightshift. just listened to daft punk for about 4 months straight lol. wish there was a job like that but you weren't on a completely warped social cycle.
Its common sense
ordered one recently and there was a BOILED EGG in it
fuming
For me it's the Alliance for Democracy and Freedom
just listened to that song that won eurovision (it's shite)
Would love a job like this desu
eggs go with anything
got nothing on what the /brit/ dj plays. was digging that anxiety song earlier
traditional, nuclear family
What if someone isn't interested in having a family? No doubt they would be treated very poorly by this self-proclaimed "patriotic" movement
Also why do you care about the UK when your flag is American?
changed my surname by deed poll
no-one in the world has my surname
feels good to be unique
She pees
the heat from the rice cooks the egg
Uh yeah I'll have a the roast lamb please and can I have a fucking fried egg on top too thanks
Alright Mr Rorke
Sweden was best and then Luxemburg
today I was singled out and humiliated in front of the judge
I'm actually gonna kms, this is what did it
Yeah it's fucking wank
The UK entry was a lot better
What happened?
Just killing time until the old 'ropa 'eague 'inal
I love her
I do hate billionaires but they don't disgust me the way the working class does
10 people in the world with my double barrelled surname, all in the uk. must mean there's at least one other family with the same combo
There are 66 Rorkes in Zimbabwe
Everyone wants a family
Every man yearns to be a father
Every woman years to be a mother
It is just impossible to do in this climate
Don't really know any billionaires other than Elon Musk (based) Bill Gates (gay) and Tony Khan's dad (Paki)
Doubel-barrelled doesn't really count let's be honest
one Nigger in England
There's actually 2,375 rorkes in the world I think you'll find
Lads, I think I'm falling for the fucking Latvian with the massive chebs
Haven't even gotten the cans since Saturday
Too distracted with thoughts of her
dont know if my project partner submitted the project
i fell asleep you see
screyuwiming
1,300,000+ people with my surname common as muck so it is
24 people have the surname "Klarc"
I'm a Rorke but don't want kids
You shouldn't have to pump out ten kids just to avoid becoming a minority in your own country
there's a lot more than that lad haha
thoughts?
This is a nice tea party we have
Pulls out penis
?
Get the 15 stone welsh slags impregnated, rorke
FAR more than that I'm afraid
want to get one of them jobs where you sit in your cubicle typing shite into excel all day what's that job called?
Everyone wants a family
Not necessarily. It's possible for someone to have different genes (since we all have different genes) that result in them not wanting children.
the welsh aren't gonna be happy about this
1000
What a fucking stupid thing to say
Same picture
no people with the surname Bradley-Walsh
just sad
forebears.io
ausbros..
Mental how everyone here has extremely rare surnames
We all watching El Crappio tonight?
Bradley Walsh-Phillips
I live here :)
might watch it on the tabby while i have some oblivion on the telly and chaturbate on the lappy
Ah fucking Hell, lads
Why the fuck is some fucking rando cunt playing the following on his fucking car radio. I'm not crying not to get the cans
more BBCs in the World than people with my surname
mad that
You all going down to Wembley on 1st June to see Oldham get promoted out of non-league yeah?
youtu.be
For Aussie
Just had a pear :)
Me? Dean O'Rourke.
want to get one of them jobs where you sit in your cubicle typing shite into excel all day what's that job called?
Just had a pear :)
"We feel like we're back in Senegal"
shows migrants studying the Quran
helping teenage asylum seekers prepare for adulthood and navigate a challenging welfare system
is the guardian self-aware when it publishes articles like this?
are they just trying to piss rorke off?
Call it a game
shout out to all the pear
What's that, lad? Don't really watch the telly
IT support for in house, lad
Go memorize the shitfuck to get the comptia a+
say you're good with computers, lie about some experience in working with people in some sort of helping role and that you've built some PCs on the side and sold them
Done
Want to know how I know you're brown?
Wisdomteethberg running an absolute mock
shit
glad all mine fell out
gov.um
What's that, lad? Don't really watch the telly
Football. Man united against Tottenham in the Europa League Final (which is like a 2nd division of the Champion's League)
Joke is Man United and Tottenham are 1 and 2 places off relegation in the Premier League, so for them to be in a final for a European tournament is a bit of a joke. None of them deserve silverware this season
I got one of mine pulled out early March of this year
any you lads work for the civil service? heard it's cushy
the monthly pulling-out-my-nose-hairs-with-my-fingers session
Alri Mr Mutlak
got no wisdom have you?
cool
alri Mr. Scott
I am a master of satire
Crazy how women just walk about having sex lives and I know nothing of it
Like sometimes I'll see a female and be like, "I wonder if she likes her arse eaten out" or something like that. I bet some of them do
Might if I can catch a stream
Might get the cans...
erm
wait, I was getting off the cans
Bit of a laugh at UK isn't in the EU but are playing in the final
Did a stint as a contractor there a few years ago in the Irish one doing some upgrades for their computers
Probably the best fucking contract I ever took. Paued about 3x what I should have been paid
Lots of lifers but was pretty nice. Would imagine the UK one is a lot like it
Alri Mr McMullan
dancing the para para right now
This one im particularly fond of
Kosher slaughter is the most barbaric act on planet earth
An isolated tribe of negros in the kameroons treat animals better than j*ws
rorke existing in eternal self-doubt and despair or something
forebears.io
United States 3
Germany 2
Austria 1
I do this
thick wads of black hairs, they never end.
Bit of a laugh at UK isn't in the EU but are playing in the final
/brit/niggas going around with names like Pepworth
Tonight's UEFA Europa League showpiece is the first major European final competed between teams who both finished outside of the top-10 in the league.
rorke mate you've hardly touched your birds eye chicken dippers and they're your favourite
everything alright big man?
based granglers
the absolute state of European football
Czechoslovakia had fielded a modern army of 35 divisions and was a major manufacturer of machine guns, tanks, and artillery, most of them assembled in the Škoda factory in Plzeň. Many Czech factories continued to produce Czech designs until converted to German designs. Czechoslovakia also had other major manufacturing companies. Entire steel and chemical factories were moved from Czechoslovakia and reassembled in Linz (which incidentally remains a heavily industrialized area of Austria). In a speech delivered in the Reichstag, Hitler stressed the military importance of occupation, noting that by occupying Czechoslovakia, Germany gained 2,175 field cannons, 469 tanks, 500 anti-aircraft artillery pieces, 43,000 machine guns, 1,090,000 military rifles, 114,000 pistols, about a billion rounds of ammunition and three million anti-aircraft shells
Genuinely insane how Germany got all that for free.
Remember people genuinely thinking we wouldn't be allowed in Eurovision after Brexit
Did they think Australia and Israel were in the EU or what
i just cant believe how much time ive wasted
whats the point anymore
Another popular position that a vast majority of white brits would support
?
gay boyfriend wants to have gay sex with me
Right, what time does this kicking sport ball thing start, lads?
I've a fucking plan
A plan of a plan that involves cans since apparently Canslad is getting them
I watch the match
I learn the match
I bring it up to the Latvian and see how she reacts and if she seems positive I tell ehr about how I fucking pelted the telly with the cans when the team didn't sco
it's not right
just listened to the luxemburg one and i have to agree
might have some peanuts
largely to do with reformatting of the CL of course, with none of the 3rd place CL teams dropping into the EL this season
let's do it
women don't like football watchers or beer drinkers
You have the right to an attorney. Anything you say will and be used against you. May God be on your side laddie. *chops your head clean off*
I have eyes
sounds a bit gay that
BARA BADA BASTU BASTU
better to be feared than liked
If trans women are women then why don't they just call them "women" instead of "trans women"?
I don't call myself a "biological man", I just call myself a "man".
Reckon that's where all the confusion is coming from.
Wel she does tell me to enjoy the cans
I need to work out what she dislikes about her husband and then be the opposite
so far apparently 'calling people cunts' is funny to her
Peanuts are damn good bro nice choice
women won't like being shot in the face
i love women (real women)
Not even that bad...
only good thing about eurovision was greasing my knob to that german that looked like charli xcx
Job interview at 10 tomorrow. Shitting myself aha
PA has a plan
Other parties in the UK don't
there are lots of descriptors you could use ahead of "women"
why are you going after married women
do you have no morals?
anyone else ever astonished by the attractiveness of the average person. you don't need to look at celebrities to see beautiful people. all you have to do is get on a bus about half 3
haha what type of job is it lad
canslad are you happy? you always seem quite jolly but you're also a crippling alcoholic so I don't know what to think
hope you're happy
Mental how much more attractive she is than that horrible wog
The only relevant question is do they have a cock&balls
Yes or no
People have difficulty with this
funny that's all. And cool for me.
Stop wasting time thinking about that nonsense
sainos must be struggling a bit. spent £40 there and got loads. everything had a nectar card price or an aldi price match.
nothing wrong with a bit of competition i say
pics?
chappelle roan looking peng here ngl
he's not an alcoholic he's literally just some schizophrenic autist who mentions cans to have a continuous persona
he's clearly not happy or he wouldn't be doing it
ASMR | Cutting Your Hair and Calling You a GOOD BOY
Reckon it's probably safe to admit now I never got Gorillaz at all
Sir Nick Griffin
id scran a plate of her turds like a starving dog
yeah it's ridiculous these days, feel like a deformed gremlinoid when I go outside
um
sainburys is kind of stuck in a middle ground
it's not quite as povvo as tesco but it's not as tarq as waitrose
Lad, here's exactly what happened
day one
talk to her, get to know her
suddenly she says and I quote 'those fucking dickheads were playing musci too loud on the bus so I had to fucking tell them to fucking turn it fucking off'
She swears more than me. I fell for her and she keeps asking me to lunch. I'm just wanting her to be divorced, for her sake
Fairly, lad
i grew up poor, as in 'new clothes once a year is your present' and own a house and make around 80k a year with the house paid off
.
did you know there's a subsection of women who roleplay online as trannies? not like pretending to be a tranny on instagram or whatever, but go into roleplaying forums in order to play a character who is a tranny in a story about being a tranny. mad that, innit?
Is that Misha girl her semi-GF or are they just friends/creative partners
Bel canto.
your IT20 teams
even though they'll never admit it there's no way the skin tight athleisure wear that hug a woman's arse and fanny lips isn't turning them on
Is there
Issy Wong
Dunno what dussy say?
ye
why would it turn them on?
ye theyre called allies rorke
issy wong
Feel this way about horseriding
those should honestly be illegal
new
Buy British
Tory
an irish word
Another nice late spring evening with more blacks and browns playing just outside my living room window with their bikes and scooters on the grass and pavement, just not on
because their arse and annies are on show and it's exhibitionism . they'd need to be as used to it as legit naturists for it not to be turning them on. anyone for whom showing private parts is still at all taboo would be inextricably aroused
streamable.com
Punched it the last time and it was blood