Steve & Barry's edition
/brit/
dubula ibhunu
Sv€n Gor@n Eric$$on
Its very moderate and reasonable tbqh
What's the deal with those people who brush their teeth right before a dentist appointment? Don't think Dr. Khan is going to be fooled that easily desu
Southport stabbings survivor launches campaign to end use of traditional hammers
All in here
McRorke-Sanchez with an AR15
Rorke with a butter knife
I’m quite partial to raping my own shit
Looks like it’s just you DTFIC
Cover the greenbelt to house the cronem
He's a lovely geezer, but don't forget that he's from Sweden
Why does British ancestry matter? I've known people with ancestries from different countries and they were perfectly decent people
it's just polite
Rorke on the beach yelling "GO BACK" to a pedal boat because he thinks it's housing immigrants
Have unironically developed a fear of graphs
David Guetta wore a few of them didn't he
Reckon these cyber attackers are having a right laugh
got called a lollygagger in windhelm earlier lads
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i recommend this channel lads, they do retrospectives of old british tv and it's very comfy.
young divina mccaul in a pvc dress
corr
chuck the timmies in the green belt and transfer land and property ownership to cronem
dubul ibhunu x
Some of them, I assume, are perfectly decent people
Was watching the old amphibious car Top Gear episode and I'd like to try crossing the channel myself. But I feel like if I tried it now, I'd just get hijacked by immigrants.
Egyptian mousey ^.^ xx
Why does anybody come here
Tight pussy.
I’m a lonely schizo I dunno about anyone else
ugggh... being an adult sucks -.-
it's a laugh
sometimes
Sure..
got nowhere else to go
Genuinely don't understand why people are outraged by the prospect of $80 video games, it's not 1995 any more
Is this the YASMINE?
the backbone of /brit/
Coming here is like that one night club that you just can't shake and I get to be the DJ. Yippee!
dogshit music links is it?
Used to be funny
Fuck off, Robert
Poopy McShit
Might look up the details of the Malicious Communications Act
14 porcelain
14" onyx
Ok well there's a thread in bant if any of you wish to filter heatheryank
big tits
the guy from super size me (2004) died last year lads
apparently he was lying about not being a drinker and was a major alky even while he was doing the mcdonalds diet, which explains why his doctor was so confused about his liver damage
omg
15:53:20
15:54:21
Omds
dese pasty nerds finna get deflowered
I remember because Rorke was saying he died from the vax
Nice dreads rasta youtube.com
he's so sad
XD
imagine being gary neville or jamie carragher or any of them pundits sons
your dad is always busy most of the week and all weekend playing football and then they finally retire and you get one or two years of their time where they're all depressed about retiring from football and then oops they've fucked off half the week and every weekend again to go and talk about football on telly
suppose being rich would help if they didn't have mong footballer and slag mum genes in their heads
Right, who wants to help me get a gorlfriend! *flutters eyes*
nun timmy culd do
Janny does fuck all but the moment you say the no no n word you get an immediate 3 dayer
I will take the fucking world in a bag, Aussie.
brutal violations are about to tek place x
the nigger word?
Remember when they told us the vax was the way out of lockdown so everyone got the vax and then we spent more time in lockdown than we had before
Learn to play the game, Timmy
Cut your parents out of your life because you don't get on with them in one or two ways is the most jewish advice ever
For me it's this
Look at my feet you cunt
You know what they say?
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Learn to gain a clue heatherpaedo you schizo freak
Imagine if your dad was rich and famous wouldn't it be shit
no i remember getting it and then lockdowns ended shortly after
Can't believe only a handful of live football games remain to be enjoyed this season
might be time to go to Anon Babble for the afternoon
god i love opioids and opiates
morphine, tramadol, oxy, hydrocodone, tapendatol, heroin, i want them ALL
none of that pussy codeine shite though, that's fisher price baby's first opioid
:(
Based Mandela Effect enjoyer
u know
Literally didn't happen
That vaccine must have teleported you into the future. It being an innovation of modern science and all. I remember being locked down in my house fighting off women literally, I didn't want them to catch COVID-19. Ah well.
I’m glad you have a hobby
All kitchen knives should have blunt tips
Imagine how many lives would be saved
took too long doing a pooberg at toilberg and bossberg was not happy
Could have been better.
16
delish
if the pain goes on
I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
Thank you beautiful, but I'm the DJ xoxo
Moustahceducthbelgianberg.
Yeah because we’re still in lockdown aren’t we? Oh wait…
-2
People socially distancing while queuing to enter a supermarket in London during the COVID-19 pandemic
lol
it was all so silly
government just laughing their heads off
boer
everyone got the vax
um
XD
ZZ Top said "Ladies love a sharp dressed man"
Well, you know what they don't like? Gross, long beards
Social distancing includes eliminating the physical contact that occurs with the typical handshake, hug, or hongi; this New Zealand illustration offers eight alternatives.
bra.
might move to miami and build a time machine and go back to the 80s and do loads of cocaine
HEIL HITLER!!!
I preferred the old elbow bump myself personally
State of this thread.
Bird kept smiling at me in the gym but she looked like a whore
If you aren’t on tren by 16 it’s over
oh yeah the benches
The absolute stupidest thing about the covid era was the insistence on calling it 'social distancing' when what was actually being practiced was literally physical distancing. If it were social distancing they would have advised us to not contact each other over phone, video call, send texts, letters etc.
0.05%%#
What's her deal then? I've seen her but not enough to know
Yeah?
meanwhile some underfed skinny small boat cronem handing out a vicious quicktap to his crush
go over and talk to her
Yeah
?
fuck me
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I know the answer to this one
don't have a case for my feather pillow and the pointy ends of the feathers occasionally poke me
What do I say?
lol
xd.
I think one of my biggest alarm bells for mental illness is when someone keeps filming themselves, repeatedly, from the exact same angle over and over with the same facial expression. And she does this
have you tried putting it in a t shirt
works on contingency? no, money down!
very amusing
classic tim behaviour
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This one's for the person that talks about going for walks on 3pm.
move
I know that my redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand on the earth. And after my skin has been destroyed, yet in my flesh I will see God
Went home to mum and dad's for first lockdown
So did loads of old mates from school
We got our old mountain bikes out and got cans etc and went to secluded farmer's fields to get pissed most weekends it was class, like being 16 again
young perfect dolls 4 vicious quicktap
I know a woman that does this she's also a massive wrestling fan
I will rip you apart you fuacking Aussie
autistic standup
(and you get very confused when people in "sitcoms" walk around and dont communicate properly)
Remainers should actually be called "remoaners" heh
It should be illegal to have covid signage up in 2020+5
nay
Ghost tells me to die
corr giz her number
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Man interrupts food reviewer and calls her a piglet
ngl I thought he was being rude and then I saw the other plates of food being shoved into the camera
Is Diego seriously banging on about covid yet again? What set him off this time?
did you wank together like you were teenagers at sleepovers again?
hay
Still some of it attached to lamp-posts near mine
I should nick it as a memento really
we've still got the plastic screens up at work
she's a cute porker to be fair
Get that room, Aussie.
Unleashing some atrocious fartsteins this afternoon
pissberg is very orange
need to get on the hydrationstein
hes right but he shouldn't say it
:(
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no need Rorke
I will kiss your head.
Not really a piglet is she
More of a hogess
psyop
Her partner is a faggot for not knocking the bloke out after calling her a piglet
getting my hype on for tonight's all-english europa league final.
That looks Asian.. XD
if my willard was big enough i reckon i’d bend her over and slide it into her greasy folds
Anyone going to any live gigs this weekend? i AM
fallen into the pit at work where i have nothing to do but they cant get rid of me because i have knowledge that nobody else has.
brutally bashing bendy batons
mtigy.
all-english
how many of the players are actually english
Think her partner might be a lady
going tyler tomorrow night (soloclubbing lad)
went to one the other week, next one for me is in august
we should arrange free ferries for illegal immigrants so they don't drown
two more weeks until the mass vaxxie die-off
Ghost will pick up my ass XD.
they're outside
they're activating
they're ready
they're twitchy
i would love to go back in time to the 1600s or whenever but i would die very fast i reckon so best not. i struggle to keep myself alive in 2025 so it couldn't have a good outcome for me.
nonsensical post
except it was only some fringe lunatics saying that while mainstream politicans and leaders were saying if you don't get vaccinated you are likely going to die lmao
oh yeah could be
Don't remember..
anyone who works here is english as is anyone who says they want to
I couldn't travel foreign but during lockdown 2020 I went up and down the trains in this country and I miss that time a lot, everywhere was so peaceful and the trains and streets were always empty.
I head some people would just make fake documents and spent that time travelling abroad for extremely cheap and seeing shit too must have been great.
Blood rushin to Tyrone's meatus when he see dat 3pm skirt
wanking to amber rayne
John Wick: Chapter 5 has been officially confirmed with Keanu Reeves returning, so the finality of Chapter 4's ending was apparently a lie.
Well, there you go ladies. Men are liars. I had a feeling.
paedophile freak
Lockdowns were the best thing to happen to this country, since it accelerated the acceptance of working from home. Only seething landlords want people to go back into the office.
most posters here were probably in primary school when covid kicked off
?
Silence, ape.
Biden said something really stupid but in the UK the government wasn't that pushy about things, they didn't even make vaccination mandatory for NHS staff. Being unvaxxed in the UK turned out to be relatively straightforward in the end.
Slimani licking his lips when the bell rings
absolutely irony of posting this while on Anon Babble at 4pm on a work day
That tonight's going to be a good night!
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the BEST THING i said the BEST THING about lockdowns was all the AMAZING TIK TOKS
Probably if you were in school or uni it was most definitely the worst time you could have ever had but besides them it was a major upgrade for everyone else
Most people are back in the office althoughbeit
Really?
they didn't even make vaccination mandatory for NHS staff.
this is just a lie lol
the fact they backtracked months later because they realised they would have to fire a significant portion of the already understaffed work force doens't mean it wasn't mandatory nor that it was a hostile environment
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Nurses dancing when your nan's dying in hospice care telling you to get the vaccine. GRIM. Rather forget about the experience completely
shut up loser they were fierce
Best thing about lockdown was learning which people in my social circle and extended acquaintances were dangerous right wing chuds and incels.
77th alerted
mad that's it's nearly june
Yaaah
Her dad's a dilf
Haha unforgettable but fierce yeah I'd actually agree with that and you know what, let's have a song for all the nurses and carers snuffing people's nan's with pleated sheets and pillows.
do any of your da's take naps?
Get down.
this is just a lie lol
then goes on to explain that it happened
lol bright you mate
This is what "BeccaEatsEverything" looked like when she started eating everything.
quite sad really
wasn't he literally just about to come out of prison?
so he'll go straight back in?
kek
two little piggies went to market
mad that it's nearly poone
*mogs you to death*
I'm pretty sure if Hitler got snuffed out during COVID-19 by a nurse in a care home (that also did a tiktok) he'd get a free pass into Heaven just because.
Yeah not on purpose though, usually while watching telly
Disaster
That t-shirt the gray one with the skull I like it.
s(he’s) b(rorke)n
Should have stuck to miso soup
Silly girl
bins go out tonight
guess lockdown never happened cos it ended
fucking retard
enjoya
Emma Watson is such a beautiful, delicate creature. It’s hard to imagine anything disgusting coming from her body.
wtf
GET KILLING THOSE OLD COOTS DE DE DE DEEE LAD
beccaeatseverything
becomes fat
it's like pottery
head
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Now for a more recent track!
Corrr
bizarre post
t. nurse during covid
I'm only joking <3
Gs
didnt relaise she gets her kit off
'ello
not true
you're gay and retarded, honestly
Pathetic tits
Time to hug her?
u've been done you lil lockdown loving retard
accidently pulled my earphones out of my laptop and the porno was on full blast
They said they were thinking about NHS mandatory vaccinations and then dropped it when they saw they couldn't, it was never practiced
Lockdown was imposed and practiced
Two different things really
Learn to debate m8
Celtic XE
no they actually implemented it and staff were put on leave you revisionist retard
XD
I accept your concession
most literate lockdown fanatic
burning in a car
imagine mumberg comes in and finishes you off
mans finna get gate arrested
I hate you too XD
Come to me, baby