/brit/

waaa waaaaaaaaaa

t. rorke

I just got a new mattress FFS! How on earth did you know that?

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is it possible to run every day

I know that my redeemer lives, and that in the end he will stand on the earth. And after my skin has been destroyed, yet in my flesh I will see God

my partner

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pissed on the old one did you?

Yes

Why do you make yank shops as OPs?

fat people should be shamed in public
they shouldn't make fat people sizes so they have to wear bin bags to cover their shame

eating a chicken sandwich after a fasted workout
clue awareness rising at alarming speeds

it's the yank on a vpn/proxy

Yo?

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Fish, potatoes and spinach for tea lads

mad how hard it is to find anything below XL in shops nowadays

She ran a country
the country of finland
I just read a story that the EU used a starmerbot AI to prepare for negotiations with him
A British company made the AI

boat cronem's mission
16

Convinced most of the people I work with were the sort of people to make all those massive notebooks full of colourful annotated graphs and charts and things to revise for their exams at school before doing really mediocre

haddock?

she acutally post this fit pic of her with tummy out? ffs cant believe that was their pm
absolute babe i'd be getting off with in a clugb

WOAHHHHHH
BLACK KEMI
BAMBALAM!

latex PM gf

sounds based

Which fruit would you lads remove from existence

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These days it’s a matter of going through a list of laws and identifying the smallest amount of evidence which can lead to criminal charges. Even if he’s found innocent, he’ll need to spend tens of thousands of pounds on legal fees

When will starmer post a fit pic with his tummy out?

How to survive this?

throwing rorke off the dartford crossing this evening

tommy Robinson is funded by Israel you have to be a literal gammon to support him

Clay Aiken

A literal piece of ham?

not really into raspberries me so you can take them but blackcurrants are absolute SHITE so fuck them right off

Job is not finished

grim

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hoiwo can u not like raspberries wtf

No gammon

Nobody is going to fucking fly on a plane with standing seats unless the flight is about 40 minutes, it'd be suicide for any airline to implement them.

Probably by not enjoying eating raspberries mate

just never pick them when I'm in the fruit aisle yano. if am having some red fruit I'd go pomegranate or a cherry

wish i was more confrontational but get scared and think over all the consequences or that im overreacting

deano smiling

Shall never employ the use of one.

XD

Pineapple is fantastic

mad how she got caught doing coke and cheating on her husband while being a married mother and leader of a european nation

Coming to the realisation that I will need to start jelqing because what is the point of living with an average length, below average girth penis

makes your spunk taste nice as well

I'd do this for an hour max probs

I am poor.

not really into raspberrie

mental... just mental. They're so soft and fuzzy.

Emma Watson did something utterly vile to a pair of knickers.

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no idea what that is. not a weirdo freak you see

jelqing

it doesn't work timmy

not if you have a pizza though is it yer weetarded or something. pineapple doesn't belong on pizza omfg
youtube.com/watch?v=uxxUT1WPASU

XDD

If this got me to Turkey for £10 then I would happily use this

nah they're too soft if anything like there's nothing there

the belief that constantly pulling on your dick will make it bigger

I'VE DOWNLOADED A TROJAN

I'd go 3 and a half hours because im a right jew with my money

Not sure how that makes me a weirdo freak but sure
It does though there’s a subreddit for it

Explain this feeling.

getting a tan from working outside all the time, don't like it, prefer being pale
going to be a horrible crackled beef jerky man by the time i'm 50 at this rate

Fuck off and Fuck off and Fuck off

microsoft.com/en-us/concern/bing

Anyone else wanna report Ziedbelg and Heatheryank for generating pedophilic images with Bing AI?

small boat cronem landed in the uk

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This nigga downloading johnnies

looks sore

sixty sixty

It's sunny outside man go do something with your life

want to sit and play map games but the hingefu wants to go for a drink in the sun ffs. no doubt she'll want shagging after as well why do I suffer

her feet are massive wtf

I would do anything just for a 15 stone ugly white woman
I would fight on the front lines of the bloodiest bartle the world has ever seen, and come back with no limbs if that would guarantee me a fat white women for life

Sorry but you are hated worldwide

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fine

Get Badoo installed. Thank me later.

Want to try TikTok but if I download the app on my phone does it notify phone contacts that also have TikTok? Because I don't want them to know lol.

That happened with Snapchat, I just downloaded the app and it notified people.

22 degrees in the sunny state of scotland

she's unironically a post op trannard, seen her on reddit before

getting a reply from the egyptian feels like getting socks for christmas

insane how much maccas is better than burger king or kfc

!!!

Truke

wow some beaner hates me how will I recover!

Don’t wanna do things in life

Not particularly concerned with the opinion of wogs

he's manually editing his spam's file size to bypass filters

unironically how do you fix someone this pathetic?

you dont have that freak filtered?

wtf is this

more rain
get in

How do you visualize this huh?

With what the burgers? I feel like Chicken mcnuggets are just average. The KFC nuggets are probably just as good

Small boat cronem brought gifts

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I just found out about the british subculture "scalli lads"

EXTREMELY DISGUSTING AND DISTURBING

um

Hilarious considering they're probably all fatter than her

honestly mental the stuff you can find on tiktok that's freely available on the surface level internet

Yeah, good point. They also go mushy too easily and spoil in the packaging.

you dont. his life is obviously complete shit to make him do this literally every day. so that is punishment enough. he wakes up every day with the realisation he is him. must be torture

he has dedicated his soul to this general; he has nothing else

why do you think he spent all night panicking when the Anon Babble migration was picking up speed, desperately trying to get people to move back

he quite literally has fuck all in his life

Like what??

no lad

You know what's a good fruit
Peaches
I like the flat ones cos they're easier to eat

that's why everyone has mental health problems now innit

Not even good socks too. Even worse than the cheapest ones at big w

damn, he got two lil spinning hymens dere

kek love that site

Guys I definitely do NOT care so to show that I’m going to tell you that I DO NOT CARE

niggas get 1 pair of ricks and wear em til they morty

back to school try on hauls

big fan of ripe plums

Perfect for trips to Dam then

nigga ww2

What did he mean by this

Yes correct

unironically how do you fix someone this pathetic?

you're either born like that (mentally retarded) or you become like that through relentless abuse/neglect. either way, it's over for him and he has no chance of redemption at this point.

back to um

glasses and work and gay and lesbian and puke. I ruin it.

Mental that I started posting here in the beginning back in 2013 and there are people ITT who were literal children back then.

niggas get 1 pair of ricks and wear em til they morty

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I'm jealous bro

What's your fav map game?

Theres a bloke from north wales at my allotment and says the people are just generally very unpleasant there outside of Cardiff, 95% inbred mutants of nature who spend their time almost exclusively embroiled in local domestic conflicts while there towns are 10 years from extinction.

Reckon they'll go the way of Orkney very soon and be repopulated by English/Scottish migrants who actually have children

Right it's 5pm my role as DJ has ended.

Can the next DJ please stand up, please stand up

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unironically how do you fix someone this pathetic?

kill em

Cooooope

william

The new until the janny wakes up

I've been to Rhyl and Prestatyn and they're absolute shitholes full of scousers

no, i just generally refuse to filter flags on principle

bloke from north wales

Englishman who lived in north wales. No surprise he feels at home in Cardiff since there is nothing Welsh about that city

I literally lost it and gonna live on hope

Do NOT let him win

im bi