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People with this haircut should be killed.

watchin destiny

12 what?

Threw away my carbon monoxide detector because it was beeping too much. That gay shit ain't ever happening to me.

fr no cap

there are three acceptable curly hairstyles: 1. the jordan peterson, 2. long hair, 3. buzz cut

Black pipo why you like this?

She jus needed more money for dem programs

Go to Europe and every single Nafri kid has that haircut

abortion is legal what's the big deal

Is that Brian Stokes Mitchell?

indeed

white people caused this

No they didn't

I kinda resent my father for blowing half a million dollars on a retarded start-up weed business.

I am starving

my new plan for life is to become an international man of mystery. first i enter ukraine by way of poland and meet up with the international legion for a 6 month obligation on the front line. then i take my combat experience to subsaharan africa and get a spot on an anti poaching squad then after that the merchant marines or some shit. then i retire from my globetrotting before age 30 and go back to a life of wageslaving

boomer-core

Boomers be like:

Always pay for everything in cash, always get receipts, and make sure you don't sign anything!

Then get scammed by a jeet, their filipina second wife takes everything in the divorce or they invest millions into someone because they had a firm handshake with zero research.

How often do you see Anglo-Canadians start speaking French and adopt Quebecois culture mores

literally never except chud LARPers online

Quebecois assimilating with the Anglo population

This by contrast is significantly more common, or at least used to be. It's why you can find French surnamed Canadians across Anglo-Canada who cannot speak a word of Francais. As an aside I also know a lot of Quebec roasties who move to Florida and try to burgermaxx

Omg I love Starbucks

I like a good white chocolate frap

When does the Icelandic anon usually start posting?

late, he works night shift guarding a volcano

Lol

this image gets me every time

i support post-natal abortion for all planned parenthood preferred customers

wild to see just how much people looked down on Italians and now they're basically considered white in most circles.

i wonder if brownoids are hoping this will happen to them too?

White folk hate garlic for some reason

i just zone out any time a boomer tries to give me advice
they just cannot accept everything was handed to them

any kentucky anons?
i hate these fucking cicadas

the hatred of italians came from a narcissism of small differences.
-oids are just not human at all

It’s already happening

Italians were the o.g Jeets

if odds, i shave
if evens, i go for an incelwalk

shame on you

It’s already happening

you mean they're hoping for it? or people are considering them white? because the latter definitely isn't true.

Boston to DC

440 miles, 8 hours by train

Shanghai to Beijing

750 miles, 4.5 hours by train

I want to strangle every faggot who makes the "durr this country is too large for any large scale projects" excuse, as if 70% of the country doesn't live in a megapolis - including 20% in the Northeast megapolis I just mentioned.

For me? It's the 1985 AMC Eagle.

Right in the sweetness

she wanna fuck in japan
i put the chrome on the benz

i really, really like this image. mind if i save it?

boston to dc by plane: 1.5 hours
trains shocked planes rock

SMOKIN SOMETHING FROM SPOKANE I'M GETTING THROWED

I miss my former manager Amelia. She had kind eyes and a happy laugh

Boston to DC: 1.5 hours
DC to Boston: Fuck you woke libs we're gonna sue Harvard AND MIT into oblivion.
Oblivion: Khajit has wares if you have coin.
Coin: (author's note: coins are incapable of communication because they are inanimate objects)
Ralph Fiennes as Harry in the film In Bruges: YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT

hahaha thanks man, i'm glad you like it but i paid a lot of money for that pepe so unfortunately i'm not allowing anyone else to save it
thanks for understanding, god bless!

ahahaha it sure is funny. but i don't think you understand. i REALLY, REALLY like that image.

i'm sure you wouldn't mind if i saved just one copy for myself, given how much i LIKE it, now would you?

nigga brainrotted out of his mind, tf is this

Do you know any people who are on meth or other drugs?

Blasting Freebird

More like 4 hours thanks to all the time spent in the security line, awaiting take off, taxiing, etc.

I’m self-assured and selective.

is Anon Babble being slow for anyone else? takes over a minute for new posts to show up after submitting.

You can't suffer in North America i.4cdn.org/wsg/1747758621763500.webm

@grok what is the redskin saying i’m not listening to that shit

My internet has been bad lately but not that bad.

you wouldn't take a hard-working man's pepe from him would you

My poor parents

of course not. but something tells me i won't have to take it because you're going to give it to me, willingly. call it a hunch.

Yikes, chud

the cute girl at work came in with her boyfriend today. this is the work of the demiurge o algo

pepes

yikes, i hope you guys are just joking around

So the thing about Warfare is that they establish this military protocol about watching their surroundings at first but then a lot of the actors just get merked and everything blows up instead of the situation gradually escalating into a regrettable bloodbath like in Black Hawk Down. I get it, it's hyperrealistic like some European film, but the producers really should have intervened there to make it more watchable, I feel.

Hello

use old t shirts as cum rags to save on paper towels

Avoid masturbarion

Imagine being a new York fan of any kind Boston chads winning

Life hack: keep a mirror by your door so you don't leave the house in cum stained clothes

Hello Icelandic bro! How is the Eyjafjallajökull?

pitbulls are ugly

my nonfungus pepe tokens are all i have, i will never give them up

Vocaroo a fart

The todler of my neighbor loved pitbulls.

You type like a bot wtf is this

based

my neighbor used to breed bulldogs
they used to scratch at the walls of my extention incessantly at night

i look like this

Was your neighbor an Albanian immigrant?

Stable. I'm more worried about Kötlu (Katla)

no, it was an old Slovenian woman named Jelka (which is southern just etymologically)

Btw, who of you American guys is shit talking his half-brother on outer Anon Babble?

I do this but with underwear

My parents spend all their time watching fear mongering cable news. They're convinced Trump administration is going to start a great depression and that people need to be stock piling basic staple foods
I told them they shouldn't spend so much time paying attention to hysteric doom n gloom stuff on social media
Anyways now they're being stand offish with me

You look kinda Slavic.

I don't know why women love dangerous breeds of dogs so much.

Not a single person who thought he was gonna genocide the gays during his first term have reconsidered their beliefs

Wheelchair for fish

youtu.be/GT3Fu2ploOk

i feel your pain, i have a boomer MSNBC mom. every time i try to reason with her and tell her that she's being propagandized and that there's a more reasonable way to look at politics she always reacts with "OH SO YOU'RE JUST A CONSERVATIVE HUH? YOU LOVE TRUMP?"
it's tiring, so i've just decided politics is off-limits to talk about with her, which is unfortunate because it's 90% of her personality these days

My half brother has been arrested over 20 times

Can you not switch their regular news channel for Fox News or Newsmax?

What kind of drugs is he addicted to?

I'm not Jason BUT I wish I had a cute passing tranny gf, I want to cuddle in bed with one while we frot and SHE tells me I'm good enough and that SHE loves me

what are his top 5 crimes

Nothing in particular
Grand theft auto
Fleeing from police
Possession of cocaine
Possession of illegal firearm
Assault on an officer

Yuh it's exactly like this
I don't even like Trump. I think he's a moron but if i push back and say a claim is hyperbolic they automatically suspect you are one of "them".
I sent them a text saying that hysteria is unproductive, and that you can be concerned without resorting to catastrophizing
They didn't respond at all...

I've had a boomeroid literally plug his ears and repeat "trump is an idiot" over and over again when i disagreed with him

I hope Ben Foster plays your half brother in a heist movie sometime

Why would i switch to that? Fox News is equally trash and fear mongering

Girl the boycott??

Door broke and it's just not possible to open. I tried. Called the landlord to repair it, he came, he couldn't figure it out, but he told me we aren't allowed to break the door down under any circumstances. I guess he expects me to climb down the balconies to go to work

I'm so fucking sick of being called racist.

I mean, I am, but it's making feel like a shitty person just for being racist.

Grand theft auto

Fleeing from police

Possession of cocaine

Possession of illegal firearm

Assault on an officer

grim

Don't you have a neutral news channel iyc or are all news channels biased?

serves you right for not being one of those guys who can never quite definitely be pegged as a racist, like Hank Hill

jury duty was cancelled.

that's illegal

He’s in prison now. An agricultural officer knocked out all his teeth. He wants me to sue the city but I just ignore his calls

What's the race of your half-brother's dad?

i'm NOT going to goon in the afternoon today
if fucked my day up yesterday

I guess you can say it was ruled unnecessary.

Right. Because the police are definitely going to solve this within 12 hours.

so i've just decided politics is off-limits to talk about with her, which is unfortunate because it's 90% of her personality these days

That's how it is with my parents too. I went on vacation with them last year, and pretty much 90% of the vacation was them obsessively talking about political drama on Twitter.
I got drawn into talking about it myself because it's hard to avoid when they incessantly push to talk about it
It's why I mostly avoid talking to them these days because they're kind of exhausting to be around

An agricultural officer knocked out all his teeth.

Tf is an agricultural officer??

Quiero sexo caliente y con sudor con Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Saw a fox in my yard

How the fuck did that happen

"if a pepe is based a man is not only just in saving it, he is obligated to do so."

-Thomas Jefferson

Remember when she cheated on her husband? I felt bad I used to follow him and he became some like jewjitzu guy

THEY DID THE MASH
they did the monster mash
THE MONSTER MASH
it was a graveyard smash
THEY DID THE MASH
it caught on in a flash
THEY DID THE MASH
they did the monster mash

WELL I REMEMBAAA DOING THE TIIIIME WAAARP

Polite way to say wh*te "person"

Let's all post our favorite Thomas Jefferson quotes

It is not only the right of the strong to destroy the weak, it is their duty as well.

i see like a cracka or an overseer on a planation

package has shipped and it's on the way

estimated delivery time is tomorrow afternoon

"I did not join the resistance movement to kill people, to kill the nation. Look at me now. Am I a savage person? My conscience is clear."

-Benjamin Franklin

IF I HEAR ANYTHING MOVE IN THERE
A RAT, A MOUSE, THE TINIEST MOSQUITO
YOU GET TO RING ALLAH'S DOORBELL

If you win, you need not have to explain...If you lose, you should not be there to explain!

Another day in AmeriKKKa...

Hazel eyes bros, are we subhuman?

oh no. i think its over

"I did not join Somalia not to kill people, or international shipping. Look at me! I am captain now! My AK is clean."

-Somali guy

The lady at the DMV incorrectly wrote my eyes down as hazel (HAZ) when they're blue and they won't change it without approval from an optometrist. When I renewed it, the new lady said that it is obviously an error but they can't change it

Might make lentils and roast some vegetables
Not sure if I should be concerned I recognize where this is from

Is extra flags down?

Picrel

Pick a side. Brown or blue. No half measures.

White
We have the same dad. His mother is black

I fail to see the link between that eye color and pic related. Can anycummie enlighten me?

t. ESL

Your eye looks cute.

My car needs a new starter and battery and it's going to cost about $950

cars are a scam

meant for

dont forget to tip

What did he do to disturb the agriculture officer?

just got a warning award

Ozzy Osbourne dead at 76

Can't believe it. he looked so healthy

youtube.com/watch?v=JXBRMYT3dWs

when i hit the usa they ask me do we ride on camels

damn thats what usa think of us?

My flight to Chicago is delayed, so I'm going to miss my flight out of Chicago back home. They rebooked me for tomorrow. Somebody come pick me up in Chicago so I don't have to sleep at the airport at 10:30 tonight.

dont want to say because it's somewhat doxxable. theres a few articles on it

Everyone knows that YOU'VE GOT ulterior motives

Brian's mom has hugh bed she likes to share with young studs.

i spent the night in an airport once. its not as bad as it sounds. also i had covid

ask brian

you know what to do

youtu.be/BHuv94twsMU

There should be places you can go and pay to (legally) beat the absolute shit out of someone, the lack of sanctioned violence in society is what causes 99% of problems, the romans could just challenge someone to a duel or go watch the arena when they were feeling zesty, we got no equivalent

didn't you book a round trip ticket? they'll reschedule everything if one flight gets messed up.

more like Black Sabbath dead in 76
because Dio Sabbath fucking blew!

i actually don't at this point

fuck bigger nigger?

People are always saying video games make people more violent o algo, but I have the completely opposite perspective based on my own experience. Whenever I play a realistic shooter like Tarkov or Arma or Hell Let Loose, what strikes me is how easily and how often I die. Sure these games aren't actually "realistic" simulations of combat in terms of your physical ability, but more or less what you do in these games as far as which hallway you decide to walk down, or when and where you decide to take cover, or myriad of other decisions more or less make up a realistic simulation of what you would probably think is a good idea to do. And it's even worse because it's what you think you would do best case scenario- assuming you're thinking clearly in a situation where your actual real life is at risk.

I don't understand how any person who plays video games, and especially games like these, could be more inclined to do violence or join the military.

we got no equivalent

go to a shitty bar after midnight, you'll see at least one street fight and possibly a murder. might even get to experience some combat yourself.

is tarkov worth buying a gaming pc for

I said legal dumbass

Nice, tell gay boy to come pick me up, I'll update on what terminal I land at.
I don't feel like it, yeah it was around your ticket but it's due to weather, so they said they aren't going to do anything. I'm going to call and complain and get a bunch of miles hopefully enough for a free trip and then I'll use that and then never use American again, United is much better.

I'm just barely going to miss a great hound bus to home by 20 minutes, I'm almost thinking about hitchhiking.

tarkov is fucking trash honestly, the only fun mode is the one where you get given a random loadout and starting position and you can only do it once every few hours, extraction shooters are a dead end genre

you think you're all that
but can you say Oh wow on camera like Owen Wilson?
Thought so!

hell no

In fact it's my least favorite of all the games I mentioned and I don't even play it anymore. The game concept becomes a lot less interesting when you realize there's pretty much a standardized loot pattern everyone takes because they know all the maps and where things spawn, so basically everyone is just following the pattern

self defense is legal, and what do you care if a bunch of hooligans are beating each other up? some states allow for mutual combat too.

there's also boxing and UFC fights you can attend. stop making excuses.

book round trip

they cancel your flight

nullifying the use of your return flight

and they refuse to do anything about it

jfc I have had some headaches with Air Canada but that is complete bullshit. start screaming in the airport and get very drunk and violent.

i'd like to a "realistic" FPS based around an airborne unit to take advantage of these zoomers' parachute fetish.

rise high from the cinders

LMAO
Most Americans probably don't know much about it other than that Jews live there and that there's a conflict. I did ride a camel there but that was when I got to the desert.

You are a dumb soyfag you don't understand, no one gets split in half and killed in front of a live audience in UFC

youtube.com/watch?v=Pf7Ijg1Y2_Q

i should get a van

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.

I should get a pogo stick

i should get reparations

you are a sheltered little bitch boy if you believe that. i saw a homeless guy stab another bum to death on Church Street when I was 15, the sight of blood would probably make you faint. beta boy.

I should get a nice cake

Owning a gun is true freedom. Once you own a gun, you can own anything

I should get itty bitty titties and a bob

i should get money and bitches

I should eat a pogo

uhm bums stab each other that's the equivalent to legal daily death games!!!!!

We should bring back the coliseum

I met my cousin's canadian female co-worker this weekend and she seemed to hate indians more than anyone here

where be da white womens

crybaby beta boy go play your vidya gaemz now

she's probably not over her indian ex boyfriend

uh oh this is gonna trigger schizojeet/redditleaf

or her rape

In my mind im gone to carolina

I would skin your jeet ass alive if it was legal

I'm kenough

And he entreated Abram well for her sake: and he had sheep, and oxen, and he asses, and menservants, and maidservants, and she asses, and camels.

Abraham rode on a camel.

Still dealing with this ingrown hair on my cheeks for the last 4 fucking weeks I'm suffering

sounds like she got pump n dumped by a bharatian BVLL

Ibn Khaldun says;
*
Arabs ate the camel,
They took the jealousy and hatred from the camel...
*
Turks ate the horse,
They took the hardness and strength from the horse...
*
The Franks (Westerners) ate pork,
They took the filth and depravity from the pig...

tough guy worried about laws lol

you probably support luigi faggot

Why do Muslims and Jews think that pigs were filthy animals?

considering wiggermaxxing

start wearing blackface

projecting

Free Luigi

personally i support all the corporations and ceos

Afshin, the son of Kavus, Babak Khorramdin, and I have made an oath and allegiance that we take the country back from the Arabs and transfer the government and the country back to the House of Kasraviyan.

Finally a man with some courage

i gooned to Bianca Censori

Parents gave me the "we think you should be on medication" talk again

You only have a mother jason

Reminder that her mother is anglo saxon

not everybody is jason goshy

I prefer Bianca Uncensori

those episodes where spongebob pretends to be something hes not and disappoints everyone are pretty awkward

Take your meds, shizo!

I have a small penis.

how small?

6x5 inches, so I plan to dedicate myself to prostate stimulation so I never have to dissapoint a woman.

I can only imagine there is no worse fate for a woman then getting the sex part of relationship and seeing a micropenis, absolutely hilarious they will never respect you as a man

Scotty is my fav youtuber

no matter how much weight you lose you will always be a fat faggot

I hope you find the asian femdom mistress you're looking for

Tornado in Alabama just right now! Pray for our Southern brothers!

same and similar dimensions. i have sworn myself to chastity because i don’t have a 10 inch long freakishly girthy penis

Anorexic girl talking to her mirror

puffing on a dead vape pod

did you ever say thank you to hiromoot for adding mp4s

When an animal looks up at the night sky, what does it see?

Thousands and thousands of tiny points.

Then a man looks up at the same night sky, and sees millions upon millions of stars, galaxies. Each with billions of planets.

Were you there when I created the cosmos?

Do you want to know what I see?

I am NOT an assman! HAROO!

God bragging about creating the universe

not a good look

the deadlights from stephen king

did the dog win

I'll say thank you when he adds webp

that Georgie just wasn't buoyant enough

what a jerk

When I was a kid I wanted to play Never Going Back Again by the Mac but dad said that they used a capo, so no way...and here we are

oh thank God. Someone's here

it's a black guy

just need mo money fo dem progrums

Sometimes I come onto Anon Babble, other times Anon Babble comes on to me.

real

white people caused this

actually we all float chud

*random twitter screencap*

brexit was ten years ago

out of breath after changing my bed sheet

how fat are you?

can i sniff your poop

thats pretty hard work. i bet one of the corners kept coming off

Not fat enough. Men always bulk up for tougher strongman competitions

saw a dead pigeon and a basketball american playing saxaphone alongside a metallica tune on the radio on my bike ride today

I'm racist but Trayvon Martin was Murdered

by a fellow BIPOC no less

0/10

ye no prob homie, you can have what's left

epicruseguy.jpg

boy this one takes me back

What do you think he just ascended from this plane or something? Of course he was murdered. That was never in question.

Has there been a surge of black excellence in Iceland recently?

Bad news for Calgary anons, a violent chug rapist was just released into your neighbourhood:

Release of High-Risk Offender – Corey MANYSHOTS

In the interest of public safety, the Calgary Police Service is issuing the following public

information and warning in regards to the release of a high-risk offender.

Corey MANYSHOTS, 36, has completed a federal sentence for kidnapping, sexual

assault causing bodily harm, robbery, and uttering threats, and will be residing in
Calgary as of May 8 th, 2025.

is that an injun

hate listening to music / watching stuff and playing games

i would rather be in the gym instead

oof

yes, and his last name is Manyshots

Do you like Dean Stockwell, /cum/?

manyshots

highly likely

For me? it's the P-51 Lightning

My Indian name is dances with jack daniels

We went from having none for millions of years to having more than none

fags debating

makes everything about fags

even when it doesn't need to be

you need more diversity honestly, like maybe 100,000 more of her every year for the next decade

And will this raise our GDP?

i know for a fact that every aspect of my life would be better if i were never to see another n-sl*r for as long as i live

I liked him in Quantum Leap.

raise your...GDP...?

Their identity is entirely based around sodomy

No

Can i say no, then?

Me and catberg

looking cute king. have you considered applying minoxidil for beard growth?

steve usually wears a kilt

Please refer to my previous post

he was a great Dr Yueh, his performance was second only to Brad Dourif's, and the 70s Lovecraft flick is just as good as that recent Cage one, but ultimately I think he could have done more.

Im thinking of shaving it tbqh

explain why non whites on this website
can not stop talking about penises that do not belong to them?
peak golem of zion mentality ?

moustache grows into his nose and back out above his eyes

nose is 98% blackheads

chomo glasses

wow. just wow.

steve seems a bit fruity to me

New

I sent this same pic to a girl and she said I looked cute

No

3 hours and 40 minutes ago edition still up

Damn a lot of the regulars got jannied