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Bending and ascending-edition

wish i was like squidward, a job, a house, hobbies

Boobies
Buttcheeks
Penis
Vagina
Poop
Pee
Anus

Primo per IL SUPERGATTO ITALIANO (è turnat)

taci, diShitfano

smoking tobacco just so the room would stink of pot less

My name Raj

smokers are less than human, but more than negro

Average west coast male running

Piccolisima gatta

jasonsisters...

Lorde's music is terrible and she peaked at 15

Her first album has some good songs

you remind me of Michael Ende

I wonder if a man's butthole feels different from a girl's butthole

FALSE [FACT CHECKED BY REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS]

as long as the boy is cute

uhhhhhhh

i don't care about your e-celeb nonsense

WELL U CAN CALL ME KWEEEEEEEEEEEN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Getting promoted to head chef at my Wendy's. I'm looking at some estates, once I'm the boss I'll need some land.

That's not an eceleb

big news in the world of e-celebs btw, so happy for these two

should i watch one piece

That was when she was 15

destiny is the father btw

Just got shadow of the erdtree

shouldve spent some time gettin some BITCHES on yo dick
NIGGAAAAAAAAAA

obviously, Asmongold and Hasan have always been open about their poly relationship

They call it "cheesing" because it's FON to DUE

Absolutely wasted 6 months of my life procrastinating about getting a job how do I cope?

more like shadow of the nerdtree lmao

haha yeah they were a big hit in the early 2000s

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Anything futa, trans, femboy, or trap is gay. No question about it.
But it goes further than that. Girl on girl is "AGP" crossdresser-adjacent nonsense. Incest, nonconsent, furry, humiliation, and bondage are also a canary in the coal mine signaling you're gay because a plain old woman getting banged isn't enough to twitch your dick.

In short, get that fucking vanilla WMWF porn wanked off to

How many chili cheese dogs

Just learned that the guy who made "Dilbert" is like Rush Limbaugh for millennials
And he's dead lmao

why is every zoomers and alphas bedroom lit like a nightclub

That's something I also noticed while I was also looking into the bedrooms of children

Vanilla porn gets boring after a few years similar to why your parents stopped banging

He’s alive

i can't remember what dilbert guy said that made soyllennials turn on him.
he probably said "trump is NOT hitler" o algo

Vanilla porn gets boring after a few years

i disagree.

that's a fad from like 2020 nobody does it anymore

Ah yes the "holocaust", we have dismissed that claim...

Vanilla porn gets boring

I've been jerking it almost exclusively to girls rubbing/fingering themselves for 20 years. I only occasionally watch anything else, and none of it would be thought of as outside of vanilla.
Not everyone is a degenerate in their goon caves.

How old is you

once again devouring a quesadilla

He licked a black person's lips then stuck them to a metal flagpole when it was snowing out

30 :(

Canadians need our help...

I am Patrick Bateman.

you're going to get rid of the indians for us?

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I wish it was 1933 forever...

I'm 25 and already can't jerk off more than every 3 days. Its over probly kill myself at 40 when my dick goes numb unless it miraculously just stays at this level forever

watching porn with a man in it is gay and cuckold

in short, solo female porn is the only straight non-cuckold form of pornography

just checked it
confirmed you're fucking gay for posting tiktoks
now confirm these digits

that's what you get for watching pornography

Why are you sad unc

Tag yourself

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you want to be scrounging for food and work in breadlines?

I'm 33 and I could jerk off like 4-5 times a day. I get boners all the time randomly.

this style of interior design is so clean and aesthetically pleasing but you don't really see it around anymore

Can't confirm

Was on the nofap for 7 years, I'd hve a wet dream once a month and that was it

If the woman is getting fucked by a dildo machine you are getting cucked by a robot

looks like a waiting room in dentist clinic or something, i dont like it

Saw this last night. She's very accurate with her analogy.

Grab a cup of coffee or tea and spend an afternoon to organize your computer documents and browser bookmarks! You'll find all sorts of stuff you meant to read later but forgot about!

based stargazing music, gonna listen to this when i fire up the telescope this weekend.

I have the link to a Yugoslavia documentary I saved 3 years ago and never touched again

grim

Yes and in a 90% white country with segregation and all white ethnic neighborhoods in big cities and a wife and a big family of 10+ kids

no one in the world has ever read a pdf or web page they saved for later, it simply doesn't happen

Let's see your card

there are two kinds of mexicans

I never really intended to read them

same actually

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Then move to coeur dalene, larping dunce

all white ethnic neighborhoods in big cities

please name what cities you think were white ethnostates so I can laugh at you

I'm so sorry..

agreed. IIRC that pic is from a mansion in Toronto of all places. last I recall someone had bought the property and was planning to demolish it, likely to build some cringe McMansion.

All of them

waiting rooms typically don't have tile or ponds or natural lighting, the typical waiting room is carpeted with artificial plants and fluorescent lighting

lol
LMAO even

Every city in he country had a 90+% white neighborhood before the end of segregation retard. Blacks were not allowed to buy houses in white neighborhoods

What’s your secret

It was great. Just soy sauce and Sriracha mayo.
Simple.
Rustic
Delicious

Its true
A place like Seattle or salt lake city was 100% white at one point

He will then claim the cope of Hispanics being counted as white back then

New york

chicago

san francisco literally had chinatown and whatever mystery meat mix of settlers coming to pan for gold

every southwest city was "white" because hispanics werent listed on the census yet

doubt

My cousin and I sucked eachothers dicks when we were 13. It was consensual, but now very awkward when I see him at family gatherings. We were just confused kids. Also I'm not Brian

I've had 4 prostitutes sit on my face (costed about $2,000 total)

These are secrets which I would never tell anyone irl, but I'm fine with telling yall

Reading comprehension award

Would unironically vote for any politician who said they would repeal the fair housing act (no politician in America has or ever will)

yo kanye the last track was a banger, homie

Reading massage parlor reviews

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by cope you mean the truth?
not even remotely close to an argument award

because there were one or two swarthy meds or negros in a city's history, that justifies having millions of them everywhere all the time

by cope you mean the truth?

You are too easy to spot Pedro

not an argument

Right, it's not an argument. There's no disagreement. Nonwhites of any kind couldn't buy houses in white neighborhoods before the end of segregation. That's what that whole civil rights movement thing was about

blacks and browns built western civilization
be humble

Idk why I think I liked Nelly Furtado when I was a teenager over 15 years ago. Her songs were mid as fuck.

I guess Yale University is mexican now

So there was dis guy, dey colld him Petro da Nigro, right?
He was this sorta nigger spic outta da DR
He comes up ta Louie down in Flatbush says I wanna take an icecream van
What you talkin to me for says Louie
Well I dunno how I'm gonna make it outta dere with tha 5-0 says the nigger spic
And Louie, now get this, he pulls out his .45 and has the wetback suck on it!
Don't you ever knock over a van in my neighborhood says Louie or I'm gonna make you wish your sort'd never paired chicken with rice!
Swear ta Gahd! That's what he said!

no, Im pretty sure it wasnt

has anyone messed around with the chatgpt voice features or is that not released yet

urkelesque post

I just want to talk about sex with it

reset windows to factory settings award

I had to do this once, thought my computer was a goner

Mexcrements weren't of significant enough numbers to warrant a category before 1930

i lost all my cat and frog pictures

We can rebuild this collection

square head flat tits

The states we annexed were barely populated your family didn't hop the border till the 90s I bet

chatgpt generates image with very blue hue

i ask for the image without the blue hue

it generates an image with a very orange hue

Sigh...

Always missing

What's your major malfunction

thanks fren

What the dog doin'?

Yep ai is retarded

move

and california only started getting populated by chinese and immigrants once gold was discovered, so whats your point?

AI

Nah

Weird Al

Hell yeah

California girls, we're unforgettable
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top

chill but sadder

the 80s were so kino, we are cursed in the 2020s

this makes me want to commit crimes

100% chance they're mixed

asian/latinx

charge your phone mang

Nice Anon.

she likes capeshit

wears tons of makeup

29

two kids (probably different dads, probably mixed race)

ALL OF THIS can be yours if you play your cards right. You just might be the lucky dude who gets to pay her rent and have a wine glass thrown at your head for sneezing too loud. Don't forget to pick up her kids from school, she's too drunk to drive (doesn't have a license either!).

New worlder

This wojak is too graphically violent I don't like it

Your Quebecois tradwife sir

Now, then there's the case of Sonny Two-Bucks. You know why they colld him dat?

Not really

Well Sonny was in hock to his capo, always tellin him his ship's gonna come in. So then he finally makes this deal with some raghead named Sami over in Newark, and he goes in guns blazing, gets all da camel jockeys in one, right?

Monday mornin' Sonny's there to present his prize to his capo - the purest white they'd ever seen

Turns out, his windfall wasn't quite so lucky - a week after, two mooks arrive off the boat, they knock on his door, splatter him, his missus and his kids all over the floah of their rent-controlled apartment. And then, da strangest thing you've evah seen, dey close his dead eyes with two coins. Dey say Egyptians believe dat will help a soul cross inta da afterlife. But da question remains - why would dey do dat courtesy to a piece of shit like Sonny Two-Bucks?

What’s a CPE

what about a smoking negro?

Do any of you actually have jobs with coworkers and interaction and money and integration into society

It was populated by whites and built by whites

Im out of swisher sheet cigars
Ill be getting more tomorrow along with vodka

Centre de la Petite Enfance.

my god that pic is cozy...we can never go back tho. globohomo has ruined our future.

thank god some people take the time to capture this stuff on photo and video though, daily art like this often just goes unappreciated and bulldozed for nu-shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=HaeeZAphc2Q

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I tried it for a while

daycare worker basically

do you enjoy being retarded? There's a railroad museum in Sacramento, they speak about chinese workers constantly. I KNOW I've already shown you that document from the governor saying how whites wouldnt stay on the job long enough to build the rail line

not anymore, but maybe once again come friday

Yes but it was only for 3 weeks I regret quitting I loved the social interaction of my old job

we love diversity because it *checks notes* disrupts unions and labor rights

Yes a tiny minority built the entire state whites never built anything it was all built by POC because some jew leftist in a museum said so

majority of Chinamen went back after the railroads were complete. History books often gloss over that part.

rebooting my pc award

how ya doinnnnn

unfortunately yes to all

I wish I had a gf but my life is basically perfect otherwise.
You?

When the american empire dies jews and blacks will literally all be killed instantly overnight. The american system, empire, government, institutions are the only things preventing the rest of the world from killing them

I always found it funny how American blacks bitch and whine about how they are portrayed when the ONLY reason Blacks aren't universally considered dumb impoverished Africans is because of American media and how it portrays black people to the world.

that link and everything under it was meant for

Seriously when the american empire goes so will the black race in america. The ones in Africa will probably all be enslaved and there will no records of them ever existing here

How come you ain't hoyd a nobody, kid? What about Jimmy da Spic?

Oh yeah, big scoah

Damn right it was a big scoah. See, Jimmy, he had dis notion dat a buncha wiseguys could knock ovah a freightah like goddamn Somalian pirates right out inda harbah!

What happened den?

Turns out he was right! Dey knock ovah da freighter, 6 dead and several casualties, but den dey realize dey have nobody to pilot the freighter, so the whole thing plows right into Staten Island and within minutes there were off duty cawps waving their badges up at our crew and pointin their little peashootas! Turns out, the crew made it out fine, only Jimmy had a little accident upstate. But whacha donna do?

business idea: the 27 is still young chudjak but he's 90 years old and and saying that he's still young enough to be to be president

If you’re ever in Montreal, you should check out Casa del Popolo, owned by one of the GY!BE guys

yes, yes, yes, yes
i don't recommend it

alri

looks ukrainian

yes, yes, no, not really

I don’t know what Miss Canada 2025 is, but I don’t find her attractive. Like I’d probably turn her down if she approached me, let alone going out of my way to do any approaching myself

Hot

I could never date a fat chick. i just don't get horny enough to fuck them every day.
maybe once a week if i totally abstain

It's funny how we're all judging these women on these apps but we're all ugly

it says she's a finalist, as in she'd be the final woman they would select after going through every other woman in Canada.

r8 my NYC mobster impressions (1-10)

speak for yourself uggo

You

What if she rapes you every day

it's only funny because we have self-awareness tho

horns

i am not small or physically weak.
if she's strong enough to overpower me, i hope she has a pretty face

Men don't usually have as many ridiculous standards coupled with insanely overvaluing ourselves thoughbeit

Pretty good video summarizing what the Nazis thought of Palestine. In short, Hitler went out of his way to morally and militarily support the Arabs against the Jews and their English lackeys. He was an anti-Zionist through and through.
youtu.be/toM1hJLVg7o?si=xbaIqdPkw2VGl9ps

i'm hot though

Best wishes for you

sometimes I really do look like that and say that

Zoom zooms won't remember this, but there used to be a website called Hot or Not and it was literally just a place to rate women on their appearance from 1-10. It existed for years and everyone thought it was a lot of fun, even women who liked to compete with each other on it.

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what the FUCK is wrong with you

For you too

lmao it's a broken android bro just ignore it

I will rape you.

not if i consent to it

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29

clearly a woman

lists her pronouns

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too close up. she might be overweight

w

Audrey is a sexy name

Can you post her profile?

Your vagina

Can an ugly man make it in sales

It's too late.

if you're selling bitcoin or drugs, yes. anything else, no.

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If you're selling a product that is for men, yes. Unless you mean like freakishly ugly.

It always is

The autistic muppet is kind of cute

Why are there so many Jews in Montreal

Nobody wants to do the hard work
Nobody wants to struggle
Nobody wants to sacrifice
Nobody wants to go without
Everyone wants a shortcut
Everyone wants the easy way out

Idk. I'm not even near Montreal.

that's like asking why are so many jews in NYC, Montreal was once a big commercial hub

tfw he's not working and expecting me to do all the work

it's like the New York of Canada, very leftoid friendly and they all congregated there in the 40s. there's a french jewish mafia operating in Canada too.

lightweight BABY

tell your BF to clean up his act and put a little effort into it, no one likes a selfish lover.

I never trust anyone who uses the words anti-semitic, transphobic, homophobic or islamphobic unironically.

What about Quebec city?

former economic capital of Canada, until big companies fled to Toronto due to the Quebec independence movement

started with Jewish economic migrants, and then received a lot of chain migration; mostly from Eastern Europe

a lot of non-Jewish Anglo-Montrealers fled to Anglo-Canada during the referendum period, but for whatever reason a lot of the Anglophone Jews were content to stay, so now they make up a substantial portion of the Anglo-Montrealer population

I miss the original internet before normoids ruined it with their drama. College Humor used to be so good:

youtube.com/watch?v=NLj_MMStDYk

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why would she upload a pic of someone else's titties

what do we think of the helldivers 2 update

I think that's where the Hiatians are

she cute

Mogged

havent played it in a year

I watched a walking tour from a year ago and I only saw a few non whites

KHAZAR MILKERS

How do I get a blonde gf as a brown man?

Quebec City is the whitest city in North America, and almost entirely Quebecois. This poster is wrong, they’re mostly in the Montreal containment zone

Je travail

That alone is inexcusable

Her bio as a whole is just a complete dumpster fire. It's also amusing just how perfectly she fits the stereotype of the average girl named Audrey.

Thanks

I regret the day I

Money or be a giga-chad. If you have a little money you aryan max your brown gf

bleached hair

skin whitening

blue eye contacts

If you have more money you get a real blonde gf

go to a college campus and act like a trashy thug, you'll have a dozen brainrotted zoomie whores begging to be your gf

(i'm assuming you're black; this is the only race where this will work. if you're anything other than black they will laugh at you and call the police)

if you're indian, your options are pretty much limited to duct tape and chloroform

Audrey Meadows

If I was black I would’ve said that. I’m Iranian

She works at a daycare. What do you expect of her literacy level

Aussie

gib iranian gf

just get a persian gf if you're iranian, some persian girls are insanely hot.

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My penis isn't that big (6.4 inches) but its very girthy (about the circumference of a silver dollar)

Why are you not feeling my emotion?

The heart wants what it wants

Alright :(

you already know

Way too tight for a human mind. Almost impossile

we seriously need to euthanize this fuckin egyptian or something

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aussie, son.

new

Just impossible, Aussie. I am fucked in the head, man.

how did they capture her

to set herself up for failure and act like a victim