Why is America so opposed to the metric system when they have been using 9mm in schools for years?

Why is America so opposed to the metric system when they have been using 9mm in schools for years?

Deja vu

9mm

Get that timmy shit outta her and give me a .45.

We are taught both and use both. Your joke makes no sense. Try again.

we are flying 32000 feet above ground

uh oh stinky

Yes. We use both. It's a measuring stick with metric and imperial on it. The systems are combined and we use different units based on the context of the situation. We think metric isn't ergonomic in most common day instances and think you guys have a very limited measurement vocabulary. Or simply put we think you are all kind of stupid and limited yourself to just metric
Now try to tell another joke but make it make sense.

We think metric isn't ergonomic

LOL

Imagine going through all this rigamarole instead of just using a single system and not crashing probes into Mars in the process…

Gem

All americans who either 1. go into the military, or 2. go to a STEM university education basically get drilled into the metric system

Those who don’t, who cares, they can measure shit in arms, feet, sticks, what does it matter

not using 10mm

45 is so slow you can pick it out of the air in flight.

That's a really good joke, actually

isn't russia and china the only countries that uses metric for flying?

It isn't all the time. height, temperature weight. It's just not usually good for day to day things. Try being accurate without decimals. So we use imperial sometimes and sometimes metric. It's our fault you are limited to metric.

europeans use metric because Akhmed raped him LOOOOOL!!

I have been posting it with minor success on Anon Babble

Dk, but it sounds funneh.

I think 9mm is enough to get the job done l

Americans are scared of decimals

German humor strikes again

Oh no! The scary dots everywhere! Hide while you still can! Or you can, you know, say 178cm instead of 1.78m like a sane person.

GG OP
You made them really mad

It's not even fucking trolling when you are saying ignorant shit and just making shit up. You just look fucking stupid you fucking retard. Look up decimals and computers. Fucking idiot.

how are you not taught this in elementary school

Especially with all the time we save by not having to dodge bullets!

Yeah that one burger is not taking it lightly

No I'm fucking disappointed. Basic fucking shit. Very basic shit. He has no fucking idea. How the fuck does this happen to a European Jesus fucking Christ

It's like talking to a person from a decent country and realizing he doesn't know basic arithmetic. How the fuck does this happen in Europe

Not funny

I mean how the fuck is an adult let out of school not knowing basic math
How did this happen

And they say comedy is dead…

I'm so fucking disappointed just fuck I'm leaving

Mutty having a melty

9mm

Seething because you know You love and worship muslim cocks , you guys worship f*cking hamas lol

you wouldn't want to hurt those children

kek

you yurocucks worship BBC or something

15 is THIS many

Aviation is fucking weird

fps

knots

nautical miles

Wtf

LMAO

Why are americucks like this?

All I know is my .45 acp browning m1911

“Everything is about sex, except sex, sex is about power” - some gay europoor

so that's why you are a cuck?

ask any yank and they'll tell you that .45 is god's calibre

It's probably an english language survey.

This American is a sad fuck.
I think metric should be mandatory. The only reason it's not the standard here is because pirates stole/sank the ship with the weights and measures from France on it.

I’m just making conversation

Unironically Fuck you you gay ass faggot
Should french people also stop eating snails cause nobody else does it too?

i just know both, you should watch your mouth.

Snails are eaten in Italy, I had a risotto with them once (I didn't like it very much however)

Bodied those fat freaks

WE MUST ALL JUST KYS

Oh fuck

Americans use both. I get it's an attempt at a joke. It's just really stupid.

based + chuckled

good 1, m8

kys

Try being accurate without decimals.

try being accurate without frctions of a pound, or a feet, or an inch, or a gallon
or do you measure your height purely in feet? big if true

Dude in schools we are taught both. I get this is your German humor but it just sounds retarded.

It would remove a degree of separation from the rest of the world and I don't want that.

Ok you don't have to be mean

Why do Europeans still think we don't use metric? It's just moronic. Good try at a joke though kraut friend. You'll get it eventually..

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