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She's one of the best

any truth nukes flying around you'd like to share?

haven't slept

Tim out of hospital

Mick jagger had sex with a child

the rna world hypothesis is objectively correct

Today's my birthday, lads

care to expand on this?
duly noted x

look up the baby groupies
need another yewtree

Three quarters of somalis in the UK are in social housing
1 in 5 Albanians in the UK has been arrested
Foreign nationals are 3.5x more likely to be arrested for sex crimes than Britons
More British Muslims joined Islamic State than are in the British Army
A single illegal migrant costs the state £41k/yr, so every arrival negates the income tax and NI contributions of 5.8 full time workers on median salary

The blonde, blue eyed, Germanic Nordic woman is the most attractive type of woman on the planet and the height of physiognomic beauty.

poo tumbling out my arse like a split sack of spuds

has nothing on the slanty eyed gook though

bandle in one again
fuckers

fucking hell I need a girlfriend lads
it's been over a year now

it's been over a year now

h-haha yeah, me too... [quietly] more or less.

WAHEYYY

theres a chap who i always see outside the train station in the morning using a pipe-shaped vape

here we go again

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XD

every day is exactly the same

Two million swipes right. One date.

One date

Alri adonis

I really want a tattoo, but I'm too socially awkward to get it.
What the fuck do you even do, just walk into a shop and say

Good morning! One tattoo please!

Like you're ordering a sandwich?
Absolute nightmare.

Nah.

italian women used to use deadly nightshade to make their pupils big

just walk into a shop and say

Good morning! One tattoo please!

Dont think Tesco do tattoos, lad.

*raises an eyebrow*

Stfu.

yeah been with gfberg to get a couple you just walk in and say what you want. she wanted text and didn't have a picture of what she wanted once so they asked about font and size and shit so they can do a stencil

Watt

toilberg on the right me on the left

chewing on some nicotine gum
not a smoker or trying to quit just trying it

So.

Firstly haha.

Sitting in my car in the toil car park. Toil in t minus 17 minutes

Another haha.

why are you there 17 minutes early
bit weird

Just chilling. Listening to the radio

This fucking Freak.

Going to start mixing some water into my coffee, diet soda and booze regime. An ice cold glass of h2o is special

whats on the radio

Too much shit being thrown

tattoos are too common
70% of swedes under 25 have a tattoo

Pondering the egyptlad question

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It's insane how many dark faces I see on my way into work.
Hordes of shambling biomass subhumans.
The people who did this to Britain need to be hanged.

Who is that?

All they seem to talk about on the radio is either Ukraine, Gaza, trump or climate change propaganda. Rotating between those 4 things.

no way the biomass poster works

Kek I WFH and start whenever I can be arsed to crawl out of bed. I say start, I'm barely doing jack shit at the moment

sir adolf starmer will sort them out

some dark biomass accumulating in my lower intestine

According to my classification he looks Scottish.

This

Has wrought more damage than any war could..on course to be a minority in our own country within a few decades

They must be eradicated, and soon

Fuck you.

would like to use a sauna but dont want to go if there will be gay folx in there

Seen so many weird things this morning
Simulation is breaking

2 2mg pieces chewed and i dont feel anything with absolutely no nicotine tolerance
no wonder smokers cant quit these are ineffective

XD

how do you thin womens feel sharing public pools with gross men

Can't sleep xd

I’m gonna come spoon you

why cant a girl just tear off all her clothes in front of me the second she turns 16

Slaves import

Zynbabwe trip for you lad

My dick looks like that

How many times to prove it?

Because you’re a fat ugly freak

What happened in Flanders?

somethings wrong with me minor inconveniences infuriate me and i view everyone in my life as a burden

I can’t stop road raging I just can’t I’ve tried everything

XD

i dont mind if there are thin women in the sauna with me

get the cumtown on

waow!!

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Crash

Luxurious berge

just chill out

XD

them are fighting words

Me in my incel crypt

Why is it happening then?

THAT WAS ROXANNE BY THE POLICE OR, AS THEY'RE NOW KNOWN, STING.

who is this fucking egypt flag hes been at it for days and made zero good posts

XD

I’m afraid to say I have a small penis

XD

how small we talkin bud

pro tip: play with it a bit then it will grow

5 inch erect no girth to speak of

im not afraid to say it

dont be afraid

my man. have you ever used it? i had a girl stay with me for a year once with my 5 inch terror she didnt even complain

"best before" dates are WOKE

No I have never used it.

One woman said her seven-month-old daughter had been blown across her bedroom and was found beneath a pile of drawers and bricks, with the woman fearing the girl would need medical treatment for the rest of her life.

then go and use it. or dont. premarital sex leads to hell

Oh It’s that easy is it

The family of a seven-year-old boy who died following an explosion said he would remain in their hearts "forever and always".

yes

Five more children have been arrested over the death of a 14-year-old boy following a fire at a disused industrial unit.

This morning's wank sorted.

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yes

john pork irish fella

Having our weapons, technology, and industry in the hands of the asiatic beasts means we cant safely abandon the global technoindustrial faustian bargain without certain demise. We are trapped in a new cold war and the winner will usher in a new dystopia run by AI and technique. The industrial revolution should have never left anglo hands.

Bro has no filter.

yeah

XD

Not even 9am and gfberg is already in tears over a tiktok video about some yank woman who's braindead and being kept on life support because she's pregnant
'If it can happen there it can happen here'
American politics really have British women over a barrel

Alright.

Whose hands should it have been left in, nazimong?

Judeo-bolsheviks? Thwarted.
Mohammedians? Divided and conquered.
The only real threat remaining is the Chinaman, and the battlefield is data, surveillance, high skilled manufacturing, 3D printing, AI, electrical grids cranked to the max. None of these things are desirable. Nukes werent desirable. Yet, we must trudge along down this path or perish under the yellow man's thumb. Grim.

Restricting immigration is racist. It’s just that simple.

ffs how many kids does it take to burn someone to death

give poo

think u misread his post lad

Northumbria Police said five boys, aged between 11 and 14, were arrested on suspicion of manslaughter, bringing the total number of children arrested to 21.

The only people who unironically use the term "globohomo" are incels

im not an incel and use it so that proves you wrong doesn't it

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maybe I'll wank your butt crack

shitting and screaming out my window

Yeah.

Simple.

Shit.

calm down dear

Yeah.

is it illegal to say Tiocfaidh Ár Lá or such things in bongland

*sighs* morning dee lads x

No one cares about the Irish here nor would anyone really know what that means

Right.

Im irish

i mean i guess you have bigger problems now but there's over a million people in northern ireland and it really is a bit of a powder keg

What?

wish real women were like animes

Doesn't matter, no one cares

t. Patrick O'Sullivan Rodriguez Goldblatt III

Bam.

Frankly would quite like to be rid of the Scots and the Irish
Obviously the Welsh aren't going anywhere, that would be silly

Cba getting up de lids

should get my cock sucked at some point in my life

does it matter who does it?

Ok.

welsh have never had an independence movement have they? nor really any accomplishments to their name
a shiftless sheep-shagging bunch

The Scots would immediately import 5m pakis, who would all travel south to England.
For this reason I do not support independence.

least ignorant yankg

you Cody those Welsh sure are sheep shaggers bro

my name is dustin

do NOT let emmayank know about this one

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I revised it.

forcing a pine cone down my dick hole

dustin de shelves

porn niggas will see this and be like "yeah i gotta pull my cock to this one"

They have Plaid Cymru which is an independence party but they don't have much support
There was also a schizo terrorist group in the 80s/90s called Meibion Glyndwr that used to burn English-owned holiday homes
Weird how they disappeared when the soviet union collapsed aha

you just know the cia is kidnapping people and putting them in ai-generated holodeck torture cells

Sure.

just saw an illegal webm

WTF am I even looking at here?

Shagging your hand is not sex Rorke

Nice.

dont need my hand when i have your mums fat arse

off to make a cuppa. Anyone want anything?

Bruh

lobster thermidor please

I got this lift

curly-wurly

Interesting

wanking into a mans gaping willyarse

The other is weak

Go home

Writing a book called "Art of the (you)" where i show people the art of baiting replies

I will watch that movie.

fart of the poo

feel like shit got drunk and got a paki to deliver me cigarettes last night

thank you for supporting the uk islam industry

screaming

wish ny darknet dealer would stop not giving me extras like he used to

want her to do a shite in my mouth

So your example of a sexual encounter is one that didn't happen, lol

3 months until I'm a 36 year old virgin

Irish Goodbye.

Irish you would fuck off.

Em-mid Watson

Eh

Emmachads, our response?

Gotcyha

done him

got to take catberg to the vet in half an hour. poor little bugger hates it, hates being shoved in the travel case, hates the drive. whole ordeal stresses me out.

Man these people took my kids from me then they froze my bank account

my mouth is a black hole for toohey's extra dry

just hire a prossard and get it over with mate, i did at 24 and regret nothing

Need to go there

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What's wrong with him

I saw your flag.

your entire life is an example of a sexual encounter that didnt happen

don't want to

Thinkin of writing erotic fiction.. there a market for it? Stuff like interracial and cuckold etc etc
Don’t judge me

I think they figured out how to teleport by scaling up quantum tunneling.

The 'barrier' is spacetime itself. The ZPE that also causes mass/inertia.

They thinned the barrier enough by causing vacuum decay when the orbs converge. Huge amount of EM flux pushed aside the ZPE for a brief moment.

The false vacuum dropped to a lower energy state of a true vacuum, and the plane teleported

New law: every building needs to look cool and evil and scary

was just saying this down pub

sounds like something ai can do for you now

why not? being a virge can weigh heavily on a man's soul, if it's a matter of pride then believe me it's not worth clinging onto it so tightly

*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*teleports off*

The reason there's 4orbs is they need a beacon. Direction doesn't mean anything because distance is an illusion created by the zero point energy filling the nothingness.

We call it 'spacetime.' It's not empty, but we can make it empty through a process of noise cancellation. That's what the Casimir Effect does it pushes out certain wavelengths of ZPF.

Pushing out the wavelengths is analogous to thinning the barrier allowing for higher tunneling rates. Instead of cancelling each wavelength individually, push them all out by causing a powerful electromagnetic disturbance in a region.

Object 'blips' into the void and has to come out somewhere. The 4th orb is the beacon

mmhmm

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never had sex :|

*takes headphones off and looks around* sorry are you talking to me?

he's got these weird itchy bumps all over the bit at the base of his tail. seems quite irritated by them.

im 26 next month any advice for the next 10 years old boy

can you lads stop being spastics and nuke israel for once

almost crashed my car at least 3 times today

if you're a virgin, hire a prossie

yeah

can you lads move 10% of your population to northern ireland for a few years so they can finally vote to leave the uk and we dont have to subsidise them anymore?

Refuse to believe there's a bigger virgin than me here

such queers having nukes never using them unlike chad Americans

catberg comes up and purrs at me but then runs away when i try to pat him, fucking mixed messages little shit

If you're a hopeless virgin then accept it and embrace it. The sooner you do this and stop worrying about getting laid the easier it becomes.

What?

my cousin moved up there and had like 5 kids so it'll happen eventually

did you know that dogs need their anal glands clearing out? dog owners have to literally shove their fingers up their dogs arse and squeeze smelly green fluids out of it

white people are genuinely disgusting

I'm not very big

how many daughters

Wha?

dogs are not the thinking man’s animal

hate when southern mongs stretch the 'a' in words that don't need it

i need to get the GAAARRRSSS in my air conditioning topped up

can i have a PLAAAAARRRstic bag please

fucking idiots

how did they evolve pre-domestication then if their existence requires human input?

Shit.

leftypol

Hmm

Need to shag her up the batty and get her poo all over my willy.

No one does that mate, dogs have been around for thousands of years and no one does that. If they really need that to be healthy, then dog owners bring them to a vet or just don't give a fuck

monkeys used to rape em

Fart.

is that it? im not a virgin

I am actually giving up.

frfr
just died of infection after 4 years probably
so your choices are to pay someone to finger your dog or let it die as a smelly diseased beast

nice pet you have there

was watching a show where a teenage boy was lusting over a woman in her late 20s, looked up the actors and the male actor is actually a year older than the female actress
fucking hollywood lying to me again, but i'd expect nothing less from the unofficial new judea

Then carry on. You'll figure it out. Oh, don't let yourself get fat, it's a pain in the arse losing weight as you get older.

Advice for gaining weight?

crisps, sweets, cake, booze, takeaways, all that good stuff

Opinions on the Andor finale?

been sharting blood all morning

nobody owns a dog mate

can't believe they killed her off

5 daughters she married a black as coal nignog and has an only fans

That's me?

star wars is shit goyslop

eat 300-500 more calories a day than you need

smoke weed

So's your nan

get married

:o

The gael marches on

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:/

Awesome.

Took you a while to think of that one didn't it

bit rude to call him a nignog

Like this, sir.

The Aryan, Nordic Germanic woman is the pinnacle of human beauty.

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Fact

reminds me I should continue with blood meridian at some point

took me a while to climax inside your mums fat arse

fucking done hom

What?

I don't see it.

You're not really disproving yourself to be an incel lad

No proof.