kiss your sister
/asean/
first for nice
no more brother wars
one asean
one love
^tsmt
2 early chud
hihi
sesso
its already afternoon thoughbeit
Stop posting my deskwife here
Why is it impossible to get hired as a highschool dropout?
its not impossible just stop being an effeminate bitch and accept the construction worker life
its funny to me that the average joe think the employer will check your credentials, you can make up anything you want.
Yes I'm a cuck I like when people fuck on my bitch
here there are civil service positions that doesn't require a college degree. the pay is way worse than the college degree ones though, but at least you have job security.
N4faggot trying to sell me a $500 language course which is not even enough to read the average LN
Thank god I know how to use the internet
What does someone from a tutorial country like findland would know about the dogshit employment process in the Philippines. Shut the fuck up you don't belong here maggot
what language
I`ve worked all around the world and retired at 30 while you live in your moms wooden shack with no running water. Who knows more about employment?
Wait someone told me you guys pay a service fee to use credit cards in your countries?
Is that true?
グロリアス日本語最高
card existing is monthly fee of like <5pln
are you the aunt in japan soon-to-be-farmer flip
No I'm not the NEETfuck
30 more minutes of idling
arr rook same
have you checked /djt/ and /lang/?
That still kind of bullshit though. unless they give really good benefits.
I'm getting 2% cash back on everything and 5% on travel and 10% on hotels.
yeah, I'm using DJT's guide and skipping the formality forms altogether
We're not beating the allegations.
That still kind of bullshit though
yyyyup
naisu
I've never learned japanese and I don't go to /djt/ but the phone I got from my friend has an app called japanese dictionary takoboto and it's pretty good, you heard of it?
Nope but I'll look it up
BRING BACK MONARCHIES ALL OVER INDONESIA NOW!
me king
you princess
enjoy exercise
don't have the money to bulk up
i hate being poor
no, the shop covers the credit card service fee, not the customer. are you sure that they didn't pull a kikery on you?
Why?
Ok, kneel due only one king matter
whoever designed wifi cards and their tiny pegs is a greedy money hungry pig
Still though... I denounce YeHoVaH.
I denounce Yeshua/Jesus.
I denounce Muhammad/Allah.
I denounce Abraham.
Hail Jupiter-Eloah, explicitly & implicitly. Selah.
Amen, so mote it be.
still says amen
I have a US card so I got no FX fees. I was wondering more about local credit cards.
average indog hapa is unironically whiter than average flip hapa despite flips claiming they have european (spanish jajaja) genes
nigga that's fucking orange
“Amen” isn't exclusive to Hebrews anymore.
^tsmt
ugly makeup sunovabitch
Is Al Baik worth it? I see they have one store in KLL.
sex
did i get the sizes wrong?
you ruined my reply chud
many such cases...
Not our problem on you being a wuss on bumping
no, u.s. cards have a credit fee too. which is standard worldwide because visa/mastercard set those fees, not the banks. but when you use the card. the shop usually covers the fee for you, so you don’t even realize the fee exists.
Get fucked lol
Filipinas age like sh-
ACK
it
I wonder how many filipinas would get cancer in the future from all those whitening, mystery creams they splurg on every month
Idk the original, but the copy of it is so so here.
sex
she has bwc blood in her
who names their daughter apple david?
I'm the BW(aray)C
david is her last name thoughbeit
you lost btw
would you taste her
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I live like this
You do not suffer.
why he boiling the salad at 0:55 thoughbeit?
How do indonesians have decent jobs while supermarkets wont even call me back because of my lack of a college degree
:ooo indons have gołąbki??
republic is a mistake
manila truly is hell on earth
jakarta looks like seoul
Mending Politroon atau BYD Seagullnya ya?
BRICS
really wish this meme would go away
the two biggest participants loathe each other passionately
...
Probably for the best. Europe became literate when the Bible was available in their homes due to the printing press. The average filipino isn't ready for books like 1984.
ga tau kualitasnya politroon, kalo byd tuh buruk tapi murah kan
2016
political stuff is heating up
that one short woman with big tits talk about how bad anies was when he was in charge as education minister
now i get horny when 'anies' went over my head when i am alone
happens iyc?
Disgusting
Misato can break my ribs doe
Can you read VN yet?
Polytron adalah perusahaan elektronik terkenal di Indonesia
Untuk Polytron G3 dia me-rebadge Skyworth K dari pabrikan China juga
tfw see the mosquito desperate struggle for survival before getting eaten by a guppy fish
aren't chicken breast cheap enough for bulk?
that one short woman with big tits
Which one?
Just get a day shift call center job
not living near a sewer
I do intermittent fasting between 9am and 4pm
lunch break
What?
#1 neighborhood of manila
rebadge
oh, baru liat komparasi duanya, emang cukup sama
tapi ini kali pertamanya gw dengar tentang perusahaan skyworth, ga tau apapun tentang mobilnya
kita juga dah punya mobil listrik cina di sini, kemarin liat sebuah byd di jalan berlaku mcm bodoh dan hampir mukul mobil lain
He times his eating between those hours ig
yeah I don't get it
BYD invaded SEA as well? Chinese softpower will make them the new USA in a few years
Skyworth yang baru-baru ini masukin monitor ke indo? Baru tau mereka sebesar itu lol
na
she makes foreign food because it's cool
her life her rules, chuds
People here who have Spanish ancestry tend to stay in ultra-wealthy circles anon
How is a college degree holder able to get a Minute Burger job
maybe he asked nicely
sad, gołąbki are very nice
Why are foreigners replying to me, who have 0 idea how employment works here
I`ve employed a lot of filipinos with my bwc
I thought we were friends :(
Make progress
realize it will never be enough and time is running out
Is this how it feels when life is over?
nobody replied to you thovgh chud
Damn Luhut is really everywhere.
all posting in english
this is just embarrassing. would shag misato though
If you have a college degree then it's not yet over
american website
talks in american language
i don't see the problem?
aside from Indonesia+Malaysia, everyone speaks a different language here, guv
It IS OVER thoughalbeit. Degree doesn't matter, experience does. If you lack both, then it truly is over.
Degree doesn't matter, experience does.
I see college degree holders getting hired with no experience. Stop being a pussy. You don't suffer.
haha no it's fine, really. i just love expressing British DOMINANCE over the world. that you all got MINDBROKEN by our BBC's (BIG BRITISH COCKS)
Filipino is gay and being a Filipino is a curse. Why would I use my accursed native tongue?
>american website
I wonder how it feels to go from owning most of the planet to being some random small muslim island that no one ever thinks about unless they hear about a new terrorist attack that just happened there
I speak american thoughbeit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DbzUe-r4Q
HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER
KOL'KO TREBA ZLATA
SAMO DA OD DOMA
OTVORIŠ MI VRATA
kys shartykike
we're being purposely neutered. be ready for our full power to be released once again.
Yeah, it’s a shame what happened to the finnic holy roman khaganate
slurp slurp, milord
shut up paki
...
I appreciate the gesture, but just like it was two hundred years ago I'd prefer two native women slobbing on my knob at once. hopefully the British empire starts up once again so i can do this too.
i'm white as fuck. be quite, 3rd worlder.
I don't think i could wear a headset and work in a call center again, or work at night in general.
do you guys have a fictional world in your head that you daydream about?
what happens in yours
I have tulpas instead.
I daydream about taking a singaporean girl to the zoo and then having my way with her afterwards in my 5 star hotel
whats the deal of living in a 1000 sqm house?
it is hard to clean it up and if call cleaners then they might steal something.
whats the deal of having 8 houses under your name? you could only be at 1 sqm at a time.
checked
Your funeral
I watch this character who gets personally sent by the emperor in a fictional dynasty to document tribal people and creatures from folktales in and out of the empire
I always dreamed about living in an empty post-apocalyptic world with megastructure everywhere
why is my usb wifi dongle not working
US Markets are fucking pumping again...
How the fuck does Trump keep doing it, he has the decision making of SEA leadership yet the market just keeps rewarding him.
why? singaporean girls are tiny & tight
Is there any other sentient beings? Robots? Or do you just focus on pure survival
It's new paradigm. Market will only pump going forward regardless the economy.
Singapore girls are one of the ugliest girls. how the fuck can you be simping for them, I saw a shitload of porkers when I went there.
cool desu
I do it from a less story and more worldbuilding side, for the vibes
I just fucking love the ice age so much bros
I am getting close to having an exact checklist of what to do if all of humanity except me disappears
sometimes when there's nobody on the road it feels like it, good shit
Stack bitcoin instead
An underground society safe haven in a post-apocalyptic world like in Metro games.
Cambodian girls don`t take it up the ass
Worldbuilding is cool. So what is it about? Prehistoric humans surviving the cold winter?
I go to asean because I love women. I love every woman I see. Tall ones, thin ones, fatties. It's true. You know, I once worked a circus for the summer, and I fucked the dwarf while the fat lady watched us. I fucked trailer park trash in West Virginia, I fucked rich girls up the ass in Aspen, I fucked PhD's, You know, once I fucked an amputee with both legs missing.
N-nice.
British DOMINANCE
got absolutely buck broken by SINAGA
western philosophy = the other = neanderthal cannibalism
eastern philosophy = yourself = denisovan vegetarianism/ fasting
your peruANO ancestors did human sacrifice
ice age and a whole lot of undead (specifically skellies, not zombies) after a necromancer with a vision fucked it for everyone
sorry lad i don't know anyone from your shitty third world country
It's so depressing whwn you don't have a college degree in the most educated SEA country while my low IQ indonesian friend on discord can get hired from Alfamart with 0 credentials.
he doesn't know sinaga
ah, one of the lucky few I see...
What do you think of this, Peru?
watch out your anus whyteboi
samefag
based blind retard
he got us bois
the islamic republic of englanistan is a third world country as well, thoughbeit however
I have an imaginary companion with me but apart from that I'm just there to explore the city. I like to larp that the book I'm reading is the only entertainment left from the old world, but the weather here is too fucking hot to completely immerse myself
sometimes when there's nobody on the road it feels like it, good shit
Yep, it feels good as fuck
VGH, kino song
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the more white = the more neanderthal
and the ashkenazim are quite white.
whites ideologies have shadow cannibalism that means the sacrifice of others
capitalism : sacrifice of the poor
communism : sacrifice of the rich
abrahamic religions : sacrifice of a god for your salvation
central banking : sacrifice of smaller banks
interest rates : sacrifice of others profits
colonialism : sacrifice of the natives
slavery : sacrifice of of others labor
reddit last tour
Craving some Jollilolipussy rn
Why do indonesians and malaysians speak in their own language here while flips never do
FUCK
It's over.
Sarah D. will be the fucking prez in 2028.
And that's assuming that the United States doesn't conquer us first.
kulo percayane mung karo filsafat jawa tok
And that's assuming that the United States doesn't conquer us first.
They haven't?
why are you saying it like it's a bad thing? During Duterte era we got:
no more druggies on the street
unemployment rate at its lowest
free education signed into law
economy stronger than gloria + abnoy years combined
P1k actually got you more than 2 weeks of groceries
Is Canada officially the 51st state yet?
Is Greenland?
Is the Panama Canal?
The sequel isn't always great.
Marcos Sr. was re-elected, before his Martial Law happened.
Anon wants his dealer at the cost of destroying his community
No but what makes you think the Philippines isn't a US vassal state?
watching Cargo (2017)
guy goes onto abandoned yacht without telling wife
wife goes onto abandoned yacht without telling guy
why so retarded
bought 3 lamb burgers
2 for dinner
1 for 3am
Give me a single paragraph worth of text of pure Tagalog (or your preferred local language) describing your day without codeswitching to English.
tangina mo
putang ina mo bakla subo mo burat ko
Mahilig sa mga Puti ang mga Pilipina eh
let you in on a secret: none of the larping niggas here can actually speak fluent tagalog, they're all half-chink NEET faggots who live in penthouse units or gated communities while pretending to be Filipinos
Damn im being given ambroxol, alaxan, hufagripp forte and ciprofloxacin. It's instantly make all the pain gone. Wtf. Really thankful to my family doctor miss haja dian.
I went to her place again but this time I didn’t get out of the car. I used my dad’s hilux instead of my shitty sedan because it’s a bit higher so it gave me a better view of her sitting at the counter from the road. I rolled the window down. Our eyes met but she didn’t react. Maybe she just saw my silhouette since it was already getting dark around 7pm and my face wasn’t visible. Still my heart started racing. I could barely breathe. Mixed emotions hit me all at once. Do I still love her? Do I miss that sweet smile? Maybe. I wonder would things have turned out differently if I’d asked her out back in 2019 when we first met instead of just staring at her boobs and then fapped to them when I got home? Should I bothering her again every weekend? Is there still a chance? A lazy roastile like her changes her whatsapp profile picture to something that related to me even though we haven’t spoken in months. It’s like she’s trying to say something without saying it Is she’s the one?
There is now a local name for the city of The Hague. It is called as 'Haig' or 'Ang Haig' or 'Ug Haig' locally due to ICC.
Filipino language finally evolved bros!
Are they now going to hire me
OH MY SOYIENCE!
How to invest in US markets cambodiabro
I only have $10k though
bobong marcos pa more
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Are chinitos not fluent in tagalog?
Alaxan and Friends
I hope your liver and kidneys are alright
YES!
We aren't. It sounds ugly.
Not really. I just rarely codeswitch.
LETSSSS GOOOO
They aren't. What do you expect from faggots that are mostly spoon-fed and have AC on their bedrooms?
doesn't mean shit if turning lead into gold costs more than the gold itself. we’ve actually been able to convert mercury into gold since like 60-70 years ago but the process was astronomically expensive.
How do i get a girlfriend as a brokie?
Why sweaty tits so hot bros
UA
Solo
Grifter Kingdom
nicole?
who do you think nicole voted for
nicole voted?
ratings of an indian passenger given by gojek drivers
this is not racism, lads
this is just how they behaved in by foreign society
Ungguyan
Like the flips doing itt
laptop gaming "banyak masalah" itu emang beneran banyak masalah atau skill issue usernya deh?
cek lah, kalo dia cantumkan beberapa masalahnya itu agaknya bukan skill issue
benda elektronik yang punya batre kalo digembor terus sampe panas ya pantes kalo punya banyak masalah
am i the only neet here?
Do you have to pretend to be someone you're not because people will hate the real you? I do. I actually hate talking irl. I just want to mind my own business and I hate it when people ask me for favours because I never ask anyone for anything. Leave me alone bitch
I got my fatass lucky with a work-at-home job.
just bee urself
nobody asked
will Ryzen 2200G run Doom Dark Ages?
has more to do with whether the mom is white or not
Unironically the only people that can speak tagalog fluently are tagalog slum dwellers
Vidrel look at these tagalog pagpag eaters
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English is taught at the same time as our national language without any care whatsoever about codeswitching. Its even worse in the south were people literally just forget how to speak Tagaglog
Take your fucking meds, bisayad.
me, but i will stop being a neet a few days from now as soon the board exam result comes out
Any new games you guys recommend? I still play nothing but AoE and Civ V every day
how are you neet when you have exams
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i miss early 2000s so much bros....
where do all the pop bands go?
all we have are soloists right now
i already took it months ago. i am a neet while waiting for the results.
Should I ask money from my diaspora family or look for a $200 per month job that would bring 0 benefit to my life
Diplomacy is not an option is great. It's a new genre of rts namely PvE hoard defense. It's a game that's actually difficult in the year of our Lord 2025
take the job and save to buy devices that can improve your freelance skills like camera, or drawing tablet
or just ask them 700 dolla to buy the same thing. told them you want to open a freelance business. family members usually sapport you if you want to improve your life. but you still owe them money. so pay them back
take the job and save
Dude that's impossible with a $200 salary.
where in asea can i find a traditional asean wife, as shown in video
I feel bad looking at Gura porn.
test
death to all pedos
I'm affected by sept 2024 ban because some indog posted CP
tooth hurt
thats not scaramouche
raining agian
raining agian
same
same
Wow, cute cat
This is a Phase Connect general THOUGH
No local is retarded enough to be scantily clad in a tropical rainforest
Do Thai women really heil Hitler?
desuarchive.org
what's his problem
NHH is the /asean/ national anthem thoughbeit
idgi
ive already seen several BYD cars here
3rd burger of the night
very full now
FAT
i think i'm low on potassium
I miss having a girlfriend. She doesn't judge me unlike men do. I wish I didn't break up with her.
went to a gay bar imc
harm kuffar
Damage is done.
Recession is inevitable this year.
...I was just 11yo when the 2007 recession happened, and back then my household's electronics were only a CRT television and a shit CD player.
Hell, I didn't even know about computers, anime and the Web until I was 16yo.
What I remembered from my parents is that this cunt wasn't dramatically affected by that recession. But that shit was between 2007-2009.
2020-2021 was just awful.
And now, the incoming 2023-202X recession may just as well be more awful than that.
2023-202X
2025-202X** my bad