Why is Helsinki so boring?

Why is Helsinki so boring?

Architecture is outdated

why is it so clean and there is not a single neglected facade or run down building?
it would be much more interesting if there was some architectural chaos and mismanagement there

Capitals are always boring. The only good one I have visited is Tokyo and that's still not the best city in Japan.

Helsinki rhymes with Beksinski

Capitals are always boring.

uhhh sorry to say it like this but...
it's not true outside Scandinavia

I read filename as Finland Bog Cover

Russia built that city so obviously it must be unappealing

Did you know that there was a band from my country called Architecture In Helsinki?

Been true in the 10 or so European capital cities I visited, same in the US, Canada, Japan, Australia, Indonesia, South Korea and Russia.

wtf it's true
Australia truly has everything

I knew that I forgot it because it's an irrelevant piece of information

helsinki more like smellstinky lol

have a Russian orthodox church as the tallest and most visible building in your city

humiliation ritual

well, at least it's cheap (comparing to wages) so that boredom is actually a positive thing

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Sir, it's a Lutheran church designed by a German.

designed by a German.

it doesn't make it less humiliating then
is there anything designed by an ethnic Finn in OP's pic?

I hope not, but probably. Helsinki is death when ti comes to architecture, particularly regarding the color scheme. Should be torn down to the ground and rebuilt.

Should be torn down to the ground and rebuilt.

hey, stop with that swedophobia!

we are the Finns of the south.

Pal...it's over. It's just women now with 1/8 Fenno-Swede ancestry who have a Swedish flag in their bio on social media in the Helsinki melting pot anyway. American tier LARP.

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i wish i could watch a romantic comedy show set in the 1950s about a Fennoswede going to Stockholm for business purposes and everyone mocking him for his Moomin accent + these slight cultural differences between Sweden and Finland he's not used to but at the end he accidentally stumbles upon a nice ethnically blonde Swede girl who falls in love with him and helps him turn into a REAL Swede and settle down together in a cabin in rural Sweden.

also the movie should contain a lot of views from the 1950s Swedish cities full of ethnically blonde people

Helsinki is that weird place where westerners and easterners both feel at home

why are so many polish people here

asian men are the lowest in the dating hierarchy, while white blonde women are on top. but nice fanfiction

Did you get bullied in school for having autism? I know Slavs can be pretty cruel

Is it though?

please tell me such a movie exists
it's all me, i just love being bullied for having autism

Not necessarily a bad thing. Altough in Helsinki there's lots of things to do

Explain the not boring city

Boredom sets to the boring mind

helsinki and kuopio are the only non boring cities in finland

There's a building not too far from where I live in Helsinki where a drug dealer lives, his junkie customers camp in front of the door to the building and when they get inside they cause all kind of trouble, threaten people who live there with violence, leave trash all around the stairway and even sleep there. The police is over there every day to throw the junkies out. This has been reported in the news and social media
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and yet im still sure this building inhabited by junkies is perfectly maintained without a single scratch on its facade
i don't know how firsties do it but every time i heard about whatever hood/house in whatever firstieland that is reportedly "a ghetto" and then I check that on GSV and it always turns out to be yet another firstie disneyland where you feel like you can eat from the floor because it's so clean and well kept

HELL-sinky

-hell that keeps sinking more

It was always meant to suck

Ur murther LOL!

here's an apartment being sold in the building
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yeah, that looks exactly like what i imagined a junkie-occupied flat in a firstie disneyland to look like

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inhabited by junkies

they don't live there, they are intruders

we need more excitement in the form of burning cars, grenades exploding and gang warfare like Stockholm

it's the only habitable piece of land they own, they better take care of it.

Zdzisław Beksiński was a Polish painter, photographer, and sculptor specializing in the field of dystopian surrealism

kek that makes sense

the rest of the country is far more habitable Helsinki

finnish thread about finland

finland has the most posts in the thread

Might as well have posted this in /sauna/

that's like the size of a village...

you see that beautiful waters, forests, old fort.. and then you decide to build playmobil blocks

problem?

no problem at all, the smaller ones are cuter anyway