/brit/

ugly and annoying woman

A shag would be a fine thing
A fine thing indeed

hello fellow british

Guy Fawkes Signature before and after torture

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You're describing the graph as showing a negative impact on british wage, you retard. If they're coming in and doing jobs for less money than brits would, that pushes the wages down for everyone. If I can pay Ngubu and Mbombo minimum wage to do work that I used to pay you £15 an hour for, then your wage just got crushed because you've been sacked and now the average wage of your former role is less than £15 an hour.

You're describing the graph as showing a negative impact on british wage, you retard

No I'm not, you moron.

Maybe he shouldn't have failed

mental to think england would still be a white country if he'd succeeded

Concession humbly accepted

two rock hard 8.5 inch cocks rubbing together leaking precum over each other getting all sticky and slimy while they frot with each other

when's the last time you heard any half respectable guy go out on the streets and brag about how his wife gave him a blowjob
and ive never said or bragged publicly about such a thing in my life
why would i encourage others to do it

one of the cutest women I've ever seen in my entire defined timeline

really appreciate big eyed tings me

A paedophile who was serving a life sentence for sexual abuse in north Wales children's homes has died in prison at the age of 83.

John Allen, who ran several homes, including Bryn Alyn in Wrexham, was jailed for a minimum of 11 years in 2014 for sex offences from the 1960s to the 1990s.

He was found guilty in 2019 of seven further counts of indecent assault and one of a serious sexual offence against children as young as 13 after further victims came forward.

A Prison Service spokesman confirmed Allen died at HMP Bure in Norfolk on 3 May, adding: "As with all deaths in custody, the Prison and Probation Ombudsman will investigate."

furry femboy twinks

You are. You're just too stupid to realise it. You're looking at a graph that shows a higher % of the Earth is underwater and saying "this tells us nothing of how much of Earth is above water!"

hate to inform you but this is paki country now
if you were halfway honest you'd generate pictures like in those corporate ads

My cm punk collection

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You wouldn't want my trousers to fall down

might go and hang out in Anon Babble for a bit
if anyone fancies joining

Nice little dolls
Where's your action man collection?

Idk man, wanting femboys to rail you is pretty low. It's like asking a woman to stick her big toe up your bum, I don't see the point

concerning post

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your own hysterical bottom projection is doing a lot of the heavy lifting here babes x

I want to teach 4 year old vietnamese girls English language

Very nice hitler
I trade you this one

its 2004

you just got back from school

text your best mate to come round on your Motorola Razr flip phone

turn on the massive 32 inch CRT that used to be in the living room until your parents upgraded and dad had to nearly break his back carrying the fucking thing upstairs

the Xbox 1 beeps when you press the power button

no ads on the home screen

no home screen at all for that matter, the game boots up right away

the game?

Need for Speed Underground 2 of course

you take this moment for granted

youtu.be/KaRvRnitBeI?feature=shared

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diarrheahing into a science lab flask and doing experiments with it

common catholic l

Papists lies. He hand shook with remorse of what might have happened to his king

nobody is stopping you from playing it right now
you just like the idea and the ascetics and arent actually much of a gamer

girl im 22 who the fuck are you lolll

Xbox 1

Immersion ruined

midwit retard response to an incredibly soulful post
fuck you. sincerely

Not a concession

No, the stupid person is you. The graph is not showing the average wage of the UK. It's showing the wages of Indian and Nigerian nationals, relative to the average British wage.

We don't know from that graph what happened to the average British wage over that time period.

penis doesn’t seem to be working
feeling no desire atm and don’t know why

need for speed games were plastered with ads/product placement though

dindt listened hehhoo

muh fake gamer wants his gamer cred

didn't have friends and had a samsung flip phone
but yeah

Get the Charles Tyrwhitt ordered, rorke!

Are you on anti depressants?

see

You are incredibly stupid. Like, impossibly thick.

no
but it just feels disconnected like my nerves down there and sense of arousal is turned off

Exactly. You're doomed.

What fucking prompt produces images like this lmao

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who here /heatherhomie/

I mean i can see why you made thr mistake you did but its talking about Nigerian and Indian nationals in thr UK not in their own countries. Assuming youre not being intentionally disingenuous to troll

Not an argument, thicko

rosin isnt getting me high anymore and im worried

Rorke having to excuse himself from the pub after his son orders a cocktail instead of a pint

Basic things even a child would have thought would be standard. Like not accepting sex offenders

isnt this nigga head of the labor party kek

Got that fire dabs 100 fire emoji

All the /brit/ lads
Together again
Living our best lives

always funny to think about how there were British cowboys in the wild west

doesn't suit him really it's so obvious what he's doing and he won't regain voters from reform

Just love a bit of adventure

No that's what I thought - Indian and Nigerian nationals in the UK. What I'm saying is that formerly migrants from those countries might have been graduates (or more likely to be graduates). I think in recent years people have come from those countries to do care jobs, some of which are minimum wage jobs. Previously we probably would have had Europeans doing those jobs, when we were in the EU.

So it looks like Nigerian and Indian immigrants to the UK are doing different jobs now, compared to immigrants from those countries some years ago. I'm just guessing but that's a possible explanation of the graph.

Anyway I don't see how we can know what happened to the average British wage just from that graph alone.

Holy shit lol

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scottsgaelicpol won't like this

Brit content house

alri ‘fo

this is the kind of thing an actual labour/workers' party should be doing

Imagine the smell

doing roast beef farts

If he does the bare minimum towards immigration while the media aparatus villainize reform all the time. I think it might sadly work

That'd be mostly rorke

Since 2011, 74% of all jobs created went to foreign workers. Since 2021, the composition of inward migration has inverted: from 80% EU, to 80% non-EU. The majority last year were Indian (+250,000) and Nigerian (+141,000) — responsible for the largest shares of employment growth (+488,000 and +279,000 respectively), but whose monthly median earnings have declined in real terms. The Office for Budget Responsibility revealed last week that these migrants cost taxpayers £151,000 each, assuming they arrive at age 25 and reach retirement age (66). This rises to £500,000 if they live to 80, and over £1 million by 100. The average British worker is a net contributor of £280,000 by the time they reach 66, with additional adjustments for education and health spending before they reach working age.

You could read the article i suppose

damn he's throwing away the student/tranny vote (about 4 people in total)

Cowboys were mostly Irish and Scottish. Brits are pussies.

just imagining some industrial worker going from a fairly modern London to sharpshooting out in frontier lands is hilarious to me

if bernie could be like this he would be unstoppable

rape of britain would be a great name for a work of art, but a bad policy idea

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even my momma thinks my mind is gone

Me on the right

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Bonnie Blue

You reckon she's being pushed or is her support grassroots?

Obviously it wouldnt be those kinds of people. Why are yanks so fucking stupid jesus christ

Just matched with an actual midget on tinder. I'm intrigued. Don't want to fuck it up.

have unironically wanked to this

midget dicks and vaginas are the same as ours so if you’re expecting your 4.3inch wonder to rock her world you’re sorely mistaken im afraid

like guernica

Alright billy no mates, no need to be menstrual

The British National Health Service is neither British, nor national (flooded by foreigners), nor healthy (promotes dysgenics), nor a service (incompetent).

I want to fuck a hot midg

I matched with this hideous deformed landwhale on twitter who's been on the news and been in a channel 4 show about dating while "neurodivergent".

every now and again i see her posted as a reaction image on the 'chon and get a sense of shame again

why not?

Absolutely would not, Catholicism is fundamentally brown.

What's going on with the Russian males? Why are they growing tt's and riding johnsons?

how would privatizing the NHS be a bad thing again?

the current tax burden alone is astronomical

that elly clutch is the biggest industry plant ive seen in my life bonnie has put in the graft can't deny that

on Twitter?

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Another concession? How kind of you.

Off home

worrying amount of young people unironically watching "streamers"

sorry meant the local primary school website portal x

posted from a blacker, browner, more muslim country than any catholic country in the world

ethiopia loves him some bonnie blue x

back home

Nip off to Spain on holiday innit

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4.3inch wonder

If only...

ripped that cunt in half

does this nigga really want to shag a midget? fucks sake lads

i'm watching a japanese vtuber right now and i'm almost 30

Never heard of the other girl. Why do you think she's a plant?

Have you actually looked at Brazil, France, Italy or Angola

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I don't watch streamers myself but I fail to see how it's that much different than any other form of brainrot entertainment (television, dumb movies, tiktok, etc)

Holiday in Colombia would sort me out.

good luck with that
youd be tossing out your election campaign

More than brazil? Or domenican republic?

fucking hell lads what happened to Bambi Blacks

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Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran.
In die Zukunft ziehen wir Mann für Mann
Wir marschieren für Hitler
Durch Nacht und durch Not
Mit der Fahne der Jugend
Für Freiheit und Brot.

Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran,
Uns're Fahne ist die neue Zeit.
Und die Fahne führt uns in die Ewigkeit!
Ja die Fahne ist mehr als der Tod!

Dick stinks of quavers

sunned myself whilst listening to tunes didn't i?

where the fuck is the janny

just sterilise + deport/enslave all non-whites and it'd be fixed overnight

Brazil is less black and muslim than England. Angola doesn't have statistics on religion that aren't guesswork. Italy was destroyed by Merkel, a Protestant. Okay, you're in as big a shithole as France, well done lol

just don't get your drink spiked and kidnapped x

Are you Irish American?

Actually in awe at the lad who seems to have zero shame in the video.

The slag comes in and you'd think he'd bottle it but he just cracks on.

English rose

where the fuck is the janny

sexooooooooooooooooooooo

The worst thing is private healthcare isn’t even tax deductible expense in the UK. The government could easily incentivise people to go private and take pressure off the NHS

Mine smells like Peterhead fish market

SHE WAS ABUSHIVE TO THE STAAAAAAF

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feel free to post here whilst heathermong is spamming

bye bye!

impressive how he just dives head first into her nasty well shagged arsehole

Porn has ruined me.

'dolf

88

checked

we all would

ATTENTION HEATHERMONG: i fucking love black women. yes i am literally anglo-celtic Australian irish diaspora. make of that what you will.

Me on the left

always remember, if a woman is in the room with you, always ask her permission before you speak.

skullmogged

you have to speak to ask permission !!!

rorke choking on the air freshener his mum sprayed in his smelly bedroom

jealous you met rhea ripley

thought the cracked phone screen was claw marks on his shoulders from the tranny sex

you could write it on a piece of paper and hand it to her

steak for me my lad

rorke and cardi b

Rorke going mental after finding out it's Dubai air freshener

what type of steak?
how are you cooking it?

is that… is that a naked woman? i-i’ve never seen one of those before

If shit ain't clean, don't clean it....
rather cover it up with a layer of nasty chemicals

Tarmac that over and fill it with syrians and turks

just seen a fannie and bumhole

women should be arrested

how do you lads manage to always find the most sick looking women to post here

Can't stop eating

Tarmac that over and fill it with syrians and turks

same.. its my dream come true to see a human female spreading her legs in front of me haha

yeah we know

this is my position on the toilet when i poo

shrieking

you could do that sir
good thinking

Singed up to play online poker like 15 years after it was cool

I play with my friends sometimes but I just wanted to scratch that itch. I'm not even a gambler, I just like the game of poker.

Turned my $10 minimum deposit into like $35 through winning a couple of tournaments I get free entry for, and played a few little cash games with pennies per bet.

sirloin
foreman

Life sentence
Every. Single. One.

ah the beautiful start of an addiction

As in the 1930s, the battle for the survival of the White race must be led by Germany.

finna give a rowntrees lolly that good slop top

oh behave

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get the induction hob beepbeepbeeping

that's class mate. will be sad seeing you on the streets in 2 years, but for now it's class at least.

would btw

Why is it cooked already? You reheating it later?

ground beef cheese peppers

it's almost like a taco pizza

cunt this better be the before pic and not after

Why you're some Johnny Moss

swear some people are clones

I can't wear Nike products. Why, you ask? They're for blacks, you see.

Why did janny delete the hitler pics? Is that banned now

it's 'zza, not 'za

Yes
The crust is naan bread as well

swear some people are clones

My princess

swear some people are clones

Looks just as munted as ever

Was just saying this in JD Sports

What do you mean

Nah really isn't, a few years ago I'd maybe put £5 on my Sky Bet account and lose it over the course of a couple of weeks doing £1 accumulators on the football, but I simply can't be arsed with that. Even if I won £50 I wouldn't exactly need it.

I just like playing poker.

When I was a teenager I spent about £80 on blackjack one night and I was so sick with myself that I've kept it to £10 or so max ever since. And I've got £100k in the bank lel

swear some people are clones

I have thalassemia, I have to take iron supplements and Im very tired all day and dont have a lot of energy, its the Mediterranean curse lads

i feel this way
feels like people definitely fit into types, and looks often reflect personality
i'll meet a new person and after a while I'll think "oh this guy's a jonny" or "she's a hannah"

Before being cooked i mean

I'm sorry like but if you've had no kids you deserve fuck all from the state when you stop working. Your pension and NHS are paid for by current workers that you haven't bothered to create in order to live a carefree life so you can use all that money you saved to fund your own retirement.

washed my dressing gown

Remember the only time I went into a JD Sports, the whole place was black and brown

That's why I wear them, I want them to think of me as a brotha

which brand of athletic sportswear can white people wear?

Decathlon

they should make beer zero
full alcohol, zero calories

Adidas

spaffing all over the ceiling and catching the drips in my mouth like a holocaust victim catching raindrops during a storm

Alcohol in itself has calories numbnuts

Right well that's a pile of shit and cum isn't it

the adi stands for adolf though

can anyone here introduce me to a gf

that's not how it happened

Burritos for tea

Only bet once on a football game, I put 20 quid down. I can't even remember what the bet was but it got to like 75 mins and the offer came out to cash out early for like 80 or 90 quid.

I bottled it and took the money but if I left it I would have ended up with about £250 if I recall. I was fuming.

for me, it's air max 90s

i've got some bad news about alcohol, lad

slazenger
reebok

you can see it's clearly cooked though. the crust is golden brown and the cheese is melted

Was just saying this to the Sainsbury's delivery driver

Skechers and Kswiss
Skechers makes legit the most comfortable shoes you'll find sub $100 and kswiss is super fashion forward.
I wear both but look like a coon

Few options here, hope this helps

Gay & White

Lululemon

Normal & White

Adidas

Reddit & White

New Balance

Poor & White

Puma
Reebok

Ugly & White

Decathlon

new balance

time to dust off my jordans

they can make fakehol, they're scientists

it did in schindlers list

rorke's dead creps

A smooch to the mouth of my cat

Onitsuka

what if im all those? (i am)

What happened to underarmo(u)r

reebok is cool again

Love decathlon me
I only wear exercise clothes for exercise btw

Forgot about these lad, these go into the poor or ugly section based on who I see wearing it, sorry

went woke

if the line wasn't nigga heil hitler normies would be playing that beat everywhere right now

Thank you Reebok marketing dept.

mad that fatties wear joggies

lolis running about in the neighbourhood ToT

ban evasion

hate that uncomfortable burning sensation you get for 30 minutes after when you kind of coom but don't let it leave the tube

In america the white choice for sportswear is underarmour

eh

come quietly

It's spelled Under Armour no need to put the U in quotes

Fucking off you shitting pillock

yeah?

sucking the cum out my bum back into my cock

Thinking about the girls at school who were really in to Panic At The Disco and they were the filthiest slags you can imagine.

I remember playing a game of chicken in science class with one of them where we had to get the other to say stop out of embarrassment. On one of her turns she licked my ear and made an orgasm moaning noise, I almost came in my pants right there.

Mad how I was doing shit that like on the regular between the age of 14 to 20 and now I'm just a runt. What the FUCK happened?

Feed him

Actual runner here

I wear Champion a lot

ASICS and Nike shoes

Cheeky pair of Sondicos for 5-a-side

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you became a runt

it's a banger tbf. played it for the boys last week and they kept mumbling the chorus every now and then haha

This is the poor man's sports brand Lol

White people can wear Nike just don't go all out with the branding. If it's a simple sweatshirt with a little swoosh on it you're all good

whats this bloke doing in Thailand?

i dont give a fwak fwam

a smooch to the cat

Proximity. You were forced to spend hours every day around females and now you're not.

Why are you pissed off I'm right. That's literally the name of the brand cunt

it's fucking Under Armour

Nike is worn by whites here but it's definitely more of a black brand

Y'all call parentheses quotes?

Cheap warm weather luxury life like anyone else?

i'll give you 1 (one) guess

getting shagged by the ladyboys obviously

Fila is expensive now in the UK thanks to the resurgence of football casual clothing

fellating my comatose grandad

It's hilarious when whites do athleisure desu

smogon be like

black brand

omdsss

Remembering when a lad in my class asked a girl with big chebs who the most attractive in the group was, and she said me, never even spoke to her because I was too autistic and not sexual

said hello to jeffrey and got ignored

None of you tossers could make a post since I made my last one because you're all waiting to fire off your shit gimmicks in the new, grim

forens dont count hitler means a different thing over there. just look at india ffs