/brit/

Won’t be doing anything good with MY life!

Know so many Jewish kids who grew up rocking out to Kanye. They must feel betrayed.

grow up

Drink some damn water

toby

horrid wet farty poo that was really grey and smelled like rotting fish

mate I feel sick

I use a vase

sisterberg has used the N word with a hard R 5+ times in the last few hours in text messages to me. too chuddy even by my racist incel standards

rubbing their horny little vaginas until orgasm

thats apple juice

Yes and the jews in Ethiopia are black so they must feel very conflicted

why are jews still angry about hitler
it's been 70 years
let it go

Sisters like that are up for a little action

omds they really are like that the gremlins

Probably have upward of 10 bottles scattered around including a 3/4 full 5l bottle

I wish

watching gay porn

why are goyim still angry about what we did to jesus?
it's been 2000 years + he deserved it
let it go

too lazy to download a picture of an unopened can of carlsberg

I'm a carer and my latest intrusive thought is any time we reach stairs and have to veer off to the side to take the lift I think what if I just push this wheelchair down the stairs?

Jews crucify not only people but entire nations as well, ukraine and Syria are only the latest examples....

child porn company jackets

get the fucking nettles in there

well the jews deserved it too and most christians love jews and israel

Jeffo you’re rich can you get me a job in Zürich

any dl lad looking for a quickie?

im a sudanese girl and i hate ethiopia

maybe some oblivion toil
i have to lead martin all the way back to weynon prior from kvatch
gonna take eons

I would never wear any of that synthetic crap for exercise
Nice cotton shorts and a nice cotton top and leather/rubber plimsolls

hate wearing gym shorts and showing my sickly legs but it's too hot not to

Game keeps crashing on my computer
Genuinely can't play if for more than 30 minutes

Don't let current events distract you from the fact that the haka that maoris do is super fucking gay

cotton is dogshit for exercise

Mad that it's made of nylon too its not even some exotic or fancy fabric like mohair or vicuña

thanks for sharing runt

The drink. It makes demons of us all

Sir William Luther Pierce III

Rorke wearing Year 4 PE kit at the gym

well well well you all come crawling back to Cyrodiil . where were you when I was saying oblivion was better than that grey skyrim dog shit

some nylon is really expensive

Far better sportsmen than you used it for decades before the synthetic jew arrived

big fan of CP, watch all the CP movies

Might be because you're a fucking gay nerd???

Saw a 'groid spit out of the window of his car on the way home.

Biological National Socialist Exterminationism is the only solution.

yeah and they stank like shit and had stay-at-homes wives to spend all day washing their clothes

He had an iq of 150
Perhaps the most intelligent american to ever exist

I want to teach 4 year old indonesian girls english language

Thoughts on the assisted dying bill?

oh my days lads oh my days!!!! it's 2pm and i didn't even have lunch yet bloody 'ell

Hi my name is Brogan and I'm a fat cunt

Polyester for running. Cotton for lifting. Always.

*blocks your path but in a very aggressive Brogan way*

It literally does not matter.

Love how freaks who exercise love telling everyone about how they exercise
Genuinely sad how they destroy their bodies for hours on end just for that one moment when they get to show off the fact that they exercise
Sad, deranged people.

Rorke mate you still stink like shit
Synthetics don't remove the stink particles you mong

You do neither so I imagine you're wearing a wool cardigan right now and sucking off an old bloke

I have m8s in Geneva

Kinda feel bad for rorke seems he's getting bullied

You use exercise shirts more than once without washing them?

Bollocking a poo

Fat cunt cope
Exercise is what normal, sane, healthy people do. It’s a habit you should be expected to keep up during your life. Regular exercise literally improves every facet of your life and physiology.

Why wouldn’t you want that? To be fit and healthy? You don’t need to be a roided freak with oversized muscles, but exercise is just common sense.

Synthetics don't remove the stink particles you mong

loads of materials are anti-microbial, not just synthetics
cottons are objectively not a good choice for sportswear, which is why we don't make sportswear from it any more

Hate it when the news bangs on about something offensive a celebrity did but refuses to say what exactly they did
I just want to know what apparently antisemitic thing Lineker said ffs

Love this gimmique

That scene in Bronx tale where the bikers and the mobsters have huge fight in a bar always cracks me up

I'm wearing an organic cotton ribbed vest, adidas HIIT shorts, and a pair of castañer espadrilles right now

isn't it more efficient to just exercise naked?

watching STV news

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Me? £2 t-shirt from Primark. Bargain.

freaks who exercise

Exercise has mental benefits as well as physical ones. As evidenced by your idiotic post.

wearing fabrics treated with anti-microbials

fucking mong

rorke larping as a primary school kid

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too distracting. urge to wank too strong

based and greekpilled
make sure to cover yourself in olive oil and do it around your naked mates as well

I pay £40 for adidas despite them being the same just so I have the privilege of being a full kit wanker

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he posted a video about zionism and said video had a cartoon mouse on it

if anyone wants to lose weight just start vaping
I've done the reverse, I'm 10 stone and quit nicotine and have had an insatiable appetite for the first time in years

Alright Trump

back on that tinder grind

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we're all moving to Anon Babble until janny deletes heathermong's spam

Fat people are so pathetic. Effortlessly mogged by anyone that exercises and takes care of themselves. Shows weak will and preference for short term gratification over long term stability.

seen a asian guy walking on a tread mill in a polo and pleated trousers. looks like he never even changed from his shop outfit

I think we should allow assisted dying. If someone is terminally ill and they face months or years of pain and indignity, and they want to end their life early, then maybe doctors should be allowed to assist with that.

no we're not

Female hypergamy exists and women won't admit it

yeah it's bullshit how he stole the belgian's gimmick

CAAAAN YOU FEEL MY HEEEEARRT

exercise is normal so it's okay for me to brag about it

what?

i'm a bit of out date with those, only recognise willow ryder (ugly) and charie deville (too old)

nobody talks about BPC

Who was bragging about it?

exactly mate. it's the women who are wrong. but we gotta keep hustling yk

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Need to bum a lad but we pretend like it's just two straight mates bonding..

tbf I started using a long sleeved polo shirt for the gym with shorts, the kind of loose and rough looking workwear that council workers or landscapers wear, way better than a t-shirt

Being responsible is a scam
Just stops you enjoying yourself

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dire boring pripe

surely you know angela white, she gets posted here a fair bit

Ask after me this is the Phillyposter

You are. You literally couldn't wait to mention that you exercise and how you're superior for doing it. You're a completely unhinged narcissist.

Yes, it’s ok to be smug about it to fat bastards

Bizarre

Big Poos a'Comin'?

the gherkin offers XL joy

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emma rose is great

It’s not narcissism. Fit, healthy people are superior to fat people. They’re in the right.

wear a hoodie to the gym even when it's 25 degrees like today

When? Quote the posts

They can’t help themselves. Don’t have much else about them.

are you a black

ktim
got man boobs you see

Im going to have sex with a woman this Saturday

they keeping an eye...

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Kek even the Paki Scottish labour leader is speaking out against immigration

no i just hate my skinny arms

Woke up with a big thick hard on. Wish I had a pale british boyfriend to rub it for me.

no, that's too fitted, imagine rougher looking and looser

How’ve you managed that then?

I used to use empty Starbucks bottles, one of them was laying around for so long there was mold or some shit living in there

does piss go more yellow/orange over time or is that lad just severly dehydrated?

sucking a punnet of blueberries

Dating app

I feel morally superior to fat people when I go to the gym

Wait handsomeyank? Did you ever marry the sudaca girl?

when I lived in a caravan for a time sometimes the only option was to piss in a bottle
from this I learnt that piss left in bottles for a day or two does indeed darken significantly in colour, don't know why though

Hate how thin gym shorts are and they cling to your arse, but the alternative is cotton sweat shorts which shows arse sweat way more, grim

Is she white?

had to piss in a 2L jug for a week once as part of a medical thing and it never went yellow.

Black cotton, problem solved

Yeah that's really frequent for me. Pour it down the toilet and clumps of mould.

I pissed in a bottle once and it evaporated

right lads, one of you is fibbing

It darkens a lot, but my piss was dark in those bottles. One was fresh from last night.

love me 2-in-1 shorts

not fibbing x

If I could save piss in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like to do
Is to save every day
'Til eternity pisses away
Just to drink them with you

mine was medical and the other lad was living in a caravan mate. guess which one of us is likely to have been pissing while hydrated with lots of water.

if God loves me why would He put a gigantic painful fucking zit on my scalp

Nah we broke up six months ago I’m on a trip and met a Swiss girl I really like and considering just moving here
I work in finance anyway

Here's an old one, at least a month maybe longer. It goes dead cloudy too

Yeah

yeah?

got the anime choons on
does a man good to let his inner cringe run free once in a while

might watch some video nasties tonight

Devine is an Irish surname

McCarthy is an Irish surname

Why are they so pro brown immigration?

Holy shit. Good to hear from you. Think about you from time to time. Glad you're well. Hope the breakup was amicable. Simple solution is just getting married,
yeah? Once a foreign has residency through marriage employment is a lot easier there no?

love blueberries me

same
love cum too

scotland is an irish country tbf

I’ve an Irish surname and hate darkies

nowadays "ladies" campaign for porn to be shown in classrooms
oh how the times have changed

Angela McCarthy is Professor of Scottish and Irish History and Director of the Centre for Global Migrations. Her research focuses on global, transnational, and comparative migrations (especially Scottish and Irish), and migration and mental health.

female dan henschel could get it

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Think about you from time to time.

gay cunt

That's a bloke right?

She has those Irish liberal teeth

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Irish immigrants moved to poor urban areas
Poor industrial areas became breeding ground for leftism (traditionalist socialist leftism)
Since the 1970s, leftism has been co-opted into globalist liberalism
Hence many people with Irish surnames are globalist liberals

100%

poo

If you post here for ages and don't develop an emotional attachment to anyone you're broken. We're all m8s like it or not. Can't choose your family.

ratemytakeaway on my youtube reccys

remember everyone watching that nonce during the 'vid

Heh, see that pretty girl? Well get this, that’s actually a BIG FAT UGLY BLOKE! Hah!

But yeah our separation was amicable, we still chat but it wasn’t working out.
With the Swiss girl it’s more we met, hooked up, and I’m seeing her again before we leave. I’ll chat with her about it but I don’t think it’s an entirely good idea to just move to be with someone
This is partially just that I’m bored of Pittsburgh, don’t want to go back to Philly, and not sure what to do now and my bank has an office in Zürich that I could hypothetically apply for a transfer to if any jobs come up

leftypol on a mad one

Fuck off retards

I don't understand how people can piss this color and not drink a shit ton of water. If mine isn't anything but clear or slightly off-yellow, I'm drinking more water.

Just got a message from my local GP saying they're pleased to invite me to a 'patient engagement session'. Looked up what that even meant and it's like when they discuss your options because you're in a very bad state of health. No idea why this was sent to me. It's the real number as well not some scam.

gaybo

good post

Jeffrey’s my mate YOU fuck off

don't get how vegans do it. i would kill myself without cheese

Irish woman from County Mayo decided to move to Africa and now she has black children

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might go to the cinema

they cope with their horrid tasting cheese substitute

going to sit in the back and wank?

Irish-American lad Oisin and his gf

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Well it's up to you. Trust your instinct. But if the stateside alternative isn't what you want, just go. Could be fun. You seem to like foreign women anyway. Do you speak German/French?

nothing to watch though is there?

For the discord troons, can you see what people are listening to from the direct messages panel if they have the spotify status on? If so, does it say nothing, listening to Spotify, or listening to (artist)?

I would also prefer all those not from the anglosphere to fuck off and kill yourselves

new final destination, might be a laugh

Irish logic

drink nothing but tea me so breaking it down drink nothing but boiled water and semi skimmed milk and yorkshire tea and sweetener

My German is ok but Swiss German is incomprehensible to me
I like the lifestyle and people here and I see to be doing better among women than in P*ttsburgh. The women are better looking and I’ve noticed that women here have pretty fat asses which I wasn’t expecting
Are you still a wasteman?

How many sweetners do you take, mate? Two?

oh get in then lad just have your singles policy exemption card ready I trust you put in for one?

wait what's wrong with that?

drink nothing but poo me so breaking it down drink nothing but boiled water and smelly poo and bits of corn

don’t interact with him please it just encourages him more
useless fuckin janny

will leicester implement sharia law?

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genuinely how are girls so cute

We already know you're Irish diaspora

two yeah

none and i mean none of the female pop-artist of today are any good, fucking hell just write ONE catchy tune

once ate so many chillies on a pizza with spicy salami that I did not one not two but 3 diarrheas during the night

sick of waking up before sunrise and then being extra knackered by the time toil's over

there's no actual reason in a vaccum, they're cute specifically to us human men who are biologically programmed to find them cute so that we breed with them

uuhh tips fedora

but it is though innit

woah dude

I'm sorry but Boyes isn't a bargain store, it's an old time department store. They sell Warhammer paints for £3 each that's not a bargain.

Yeah I'm drunk rn. Don't worry about me though. Had my appendix out a week ago and they said all my enzymes, scans and vitals are good.

the very definition of worth it

John MacKay sex arse

um

do girls know when you're staring at them

er, can see your bellend mate

sxmrsjng

It's my finger

Get that woke lid ripped off

oh did look a bit small carry on then xx

ate a jar of spicy jalapenos when steaming a few months ago was just dipping them into mustard or mayo
was a state the next day with all the brine and spice

my willy in tight clothing feels hot and sexy. there's no way all these girls who wear yoga pants outside and to every occasion aren't doing so because they're turned on

Dog bless have one for me
Hopefully my love quest ends well or at least entertainingly

broke niggas are the true underclass of soceioty

someone ITK just sent a letter through my front door that said it's gonna be a white boy summer, can any white boys confirm or deny?

what's your party trick lads?
i can sing most of the lyrics to "informer" by snow

cock stinks of quavers

white boy summer = sex with ugly brown women

refuse to believe someone can swipe millions of times. there aren't that many people on tinder in any location

Getting the daily Sargoy of Mossad

Mental how I could easily clatter the lot of you, knock your fucking heads smoove off with a single punch.

BAM!

See ya

Emma Watson should poo in my mouth.

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um thats a battyhole

Heathermong is a scoundrel of the first magnitude, he should be tarred and feathered in the center of dublin city....

never technically done it at a party, but sucking my own knob (no im not joking)

I can shoot a bladderful of piss into my own gob without spilling a drop

can deep throat any glass bottle handed to me

Best thread in years

pooey hairy bumhole alert

can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

why do you think I'm a scoundrel?

We need more third spaces in this country

just fucked printing something 3 times

I didn't make Irish men and women have sex with blacks. That's on them

Understand now why men use to chase schoolboys pink arsehole and hairfree bollocks

scranning a cheeky babybel

the ugly brown women in question

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end of thread shit as usual

You dedicate your life to spamming an anonymous chat room with AI generated interracial cuck porn and a bizzare fixation on Irish-black relationships. No one wants it or thinks it’s funny yet you keep doing it. You don’t stop for hours and ruin any thread you’re in.

need her to stamp on my bollocks and choke me out

Worrying post

Not illegal is it

Some people of Irish descent have slept with or married blacks therefore I need to inform /brit/ of this all day every day

Doesn’t mean it’s not highly irritating and despicable. Go fuck off somewhere else and do it and stop shitting up an online community that doesn’t want to see it. And it is spamming/flooding anyway.