chapbrina edish
/brit/
hello sabby c it's me your new toilet paper
Bum
why do people dislike this guy again?
Just remembered that Magic The Gathering banned a bunch of cards because George Floyd died of an OD. Mental year that was.
Because he won't say it to white Christians
Yanks had a meltdown when he was elected because he criticised their Burger King’s immigration policies
a christian middle east would be so kino, Iraq, Syria, even Palestine have such great history but now it's just full of muslim chuds
and nobody outside of the mentally ill maga chud demographic hates him
Times you acted like Ray Shoesmith?
This one time, I ate some dimmies
the event i was expecting to see the object of my latest love quest at today got fucking canceled. i was going to ask her out too
but i hate King Cheeto and so does everyone else i know
I'm bald
women are so fucking beautiful it’s insane
literally nothing like seeing a beautiful woman
Most Yanks love him and are obsessed with him
yeah fucking mad innit, god's most beautiful creations
No one intimidates Ray Shoesmith son
me and my family are literally all chuds and we despise him, i dunno
Mad how there are people born in 2007 on this site now
are you a republican? (traditionally)
foreigners are so retarded man
30% of the population doesn’t vote or give a shit who’s in power
30% of the population thinks he’s the antichrist
20% of the population thinks he’s the second coming of jesus
10% of the population are centre right cucks who vote for trump because le demonrats are bad
that’s the dynamic in america
yeah... hahahaha m-mad that heh...
hiiii
Nth for the holodem
no gyaldem/baddiedem lately?
Question chaps
Who is the worst woman in the world?
It's easy enough with men with all the dictators and murdering rapists and the like.
But with women who is it?
Mary Bale.
You forgot?
kim jong un's sister
hello niggers
worst is a matter of perspective
Summertime! x
Migrants? Disabled? Pensioners? Trannards?
I'm coming for you cunts
cute
Ray shoestring?
A paedophile who was serving a life sentence for sexual abuse in north Wales children's homes has died in prison at the age of 83.
John Allen, who ran several homes, including Bryn Alyn in Wrexham, was jailed for a minimum of 11 years in 2014 for sex offences from the 1960s to the 1990s.
He was found guilty in 2019 of seven further counts of indecent assault and one of a serious sexual offence against children as young as 13 after further victims came forward.
A Prison Service spokesman confirmed Allen died at HMP Bure in Norfolk on 3 May, adding: "As with all deaths in custody, the Prison and Probation Ombudsman will investigate."
The UK was once the most LGBTQ+ friendly country in Europe – now it’s 22nd
looks like gilbert gottfried
rorke smirking while sitting in his evil armchair stroking his evil cat in his lap like a james bond villain in response to this
there's still hostages?
3 pm
Both of them are very pretty
you still shirtless? x
Rorke the type of nigga to spam Rorke memes over and over while being the only one laughing at them
farting into a jar and smashing it against rorkes forehead
Embrace keto lads
Shed those lbs
Um… u-usual suspects right guys?
Will probably think about a hair transplant at the end of the year.
deary me
he used to shag amy winehouse
I don't know how he's still alive
Karl Jobst's alter-ego on Rumble
Or just do a calorie deficit like a normal fucking human
Sir Kand Destroy
rorke got his timbers shivering it's not a man of pakistani origin xx
kahtimers but penis enlargement
i’m fascinated by your mind
my dad and mom are, i refuse to vote
Lol can’t be arsed to be cooking like that
radical centrist man then?
why doo zoomers love giving money away to youtube and onlyfans?
Hope that through a perverse combination of circumstances one of you ends up with a hairy willy and the other one ends up with half a penis attached to his forehead
my work here is done!
Evanesco!
*Poof*
doodoo zoomers
no i’m a chud
i just view parties/voting to be pointless at best and a method of control at worst
A fraudster from my area made £200k and got jailed for 9 years recently. How is it fair a fucking child rapist gets 11 I cannot ever understand this
shitting an arse
ive already got a hairy willy they go up 2/3rds the way up my shaft when its soft
Message from Popeberg
half a penis attached to his forehead
why is this a bad thing? you can pee whenever you want without taking off your pants? sounds like a win to me
chuds love trump tho
pope Bazza xiv from Poowong
mad how thick I am
What have you done that's productive today?
saw this FITTY during the Sunderland/Coventry game last night
who knew Sunderland had such beauts?
go on a diet
nothing. im a waste of a life.
Who are you, the productive police?
*bends over and produces a fetid stream of diarrhea all over your nice new trainers*
got paid to 'work' from home during which I've read my book for a couple of hours, watched peep show for a bit and played EU IV for about 4 hours
i mainly dislike the whole “pissing off your allies”, his over-reliance on unsustainable tariffs, overuse of executive orders, and israel worship
corrrrrrrr proper fit paki bird x
not enough fat movie actors these days. ozempic wreaking havoc on hollywood. Not lindy
what the cat doin
This bullshit life just goes on and on
how the fuck is sidney cooke still alive
he's nearly 100, got his face smashed in in prison recently and is STILL alive
i thought he was in space
fuck me talk about a blast from the past lad
my favourite when is where "stephen" was "dead" and they held a funeral for him
He's actually dead now. Cancer. Bloody bloody sad.
They should find a fucking cure.
guys i managed to make a Python script that figures out if a number is prime or not. It's slow as fuck but it works
We've all got an expiry date and Stephen Chilton lives on up above for their services in talk show hosting
Only been toiling for 8 years and still got at least 30 more years of this. Gives me the fear
I did that 3 years ago
(copy and pasted from stackoverflow but still)
I've always wondered what would happen if a vile criminal like him becomes the oldest living person
Would the Guinness World Records reward someone like that?
No it wouldn't lmao
And the south american flag makes this post even the more funnier
i did it by typing with my fingers and figuring it out
so you prefer them stay muslim? you must be a churka
Northerners be like 'the council needs to bluddeh build a communiteh centre for me kids to stop em from goin to prison or somethin'
nah surely the other prisoners would purposefully kill him before he makes it
imagine being the lad who stops a child rapist from becoming the worlds oldest person, you’d have all the prison twinks you could handle
been watching football every night for the past fortnight/3 weeks because it's May and every game is extremely consequential
have noticed how unproductive I've become
mental
Don't know how normoids do it from August-May (August-July if it's a World Cup/Euros year)
That's just madness
Kek
I'm a levantine christian
doing nangs at a mitre 10 car park
wish I didnt mouthbreath and have poor posture during my development.
Getting my car back tomorrow. Cant get an MOT retest done at the local garage till Monday. I have work on Friday and Sunday. Going to have to catch 5 more buses, one to collect the car tomorrow, and 2 for each work day. Thats £11. I dont know how people can tolerate life without a car. Like maybe in London but in the North it's hell not having a car.
carncil needs t' bluddeh build a communiteh centre for bairns to stop em from guin prison or summat
sydney sweeney has no ass but none of yall are ready for that convo
lads
Terry Wogan died
one day with us, the next flying in the clouds with the angels
toilberg just paid me to do a wank
this is britain
over here an ass is a donkey
hearing some concerning rumours about sir jimmy savile
Hullmong will be here shortly
looking at these donkeys in Niger
they all look so sad
:(
just heard the news about are Cilla. Gone too soon x
I wouldn't believe it. Sir Jimmy is just eccentric, but he done a lot for charity.
glog on
did someone say beveragino?
how's the dating apps treating you lads? mine's going pretty well.
Leftypol rock hard at this
omdz schoolgirl with a really short skirt and the thiccest thighs walked past me.
The pressure in my balls is rising
lads fred dibnah died
me? hate swiping.
got on hinge, swiped on four girls, and let the rest come to me
get the fucking 14th century pubs turned into migrant wanking centres NOW
This is a new low even for you Rorke
shelly cooper's a smelly pooper
In the 18th and 19th centuries, masturbation was widely considered a cause of mental illness, particularly a specific type called "masturbatory insanity".
those caught in the act of masturbation would often be evaluated and diagnosed with this illness, sometimes leading to the diagnosed being committed to asylums
holy fucking GRIM
3 of them were posted in the mornings Heatherfag's deleted threads. And one in the previous thread
Americas version of Michealangelos David? An obese negro DMV woman, this is the monument that the american "civilization" will pass down through the ages. When future civilizations discover the ruins of our time they will be greeted with a sheeboon staring back at them. I imagine the only thing they will feel is confusion.....
um its called being a decent fucking human being rorke????
the crime, officer?
well, slap my ass and call me sally!
0 results
mate...
there is a furious argument raging about a hypothetical transatlantic brawl. Riffing on an online debate about whether 100 men or a single gorilla would win in a fight, someone posted a viral video asking: “100 British people v 100 Americans. One big room. No weapons. Who’s winning?”
I have not conducted a thorough analysis of the answers, but from my cursory glance it would seem the consensus is the Americans would win.
I asked ChatGPT its opinion. Alas, ChatGPT also told me it thought Americans had the edge
I polled a real-life American (my wife), and her opinion, largely based on the whole 1776 thing, was also that there would be a US victory.
The ancient Egyptians left their pyramids, the Mesopotamians left their ziggerauts, the mayans left their temples, the romans left their aquaducts. What has the American "civilization" handed down to posterity? Random groups of brown and black men roaming around public spaces in places like Warsaw amd Dublin.....
yeah you said this before mate. it wasnt interesting then either. expect an email from your boss tomorrow btw.
guy in my court looks EXACTLY like george floyd
the hypocrisy
autistic brown resentful anime nonce yank thinks brits would actually get angry at this sort of shit
US judges posting on /brit/
wew
Hardly anyone here knows or cares about 1776, mental how rent free we live in their minds
i’m an attorney
sally
Sir Queer getting clowned by rorke and lefties, warra he's finished
this character ruined an entire generation of men
Reckon they need to do this for Irish.
her rubbing her nob on mark in the supply room is unironically top 10 sexiest scenes ever filmed and it wasn't even supposed to be.
think I might be significantly uglier than my own mental image of myself
Don't kno who this gyal is but I'd bugger her
i think i’d go insane if i had to interact with british leftists
Probably and same
i want to be a woman
im a sudanese girl
pics? x
pics? x
Arrrest that fag
rubbing her nob
please somebody inform her zulu is only spoken by like a third of black south africans
she dumb af
i know more about the country she's talking about
youtube.com
ano mate as soon as i sent it i was like ah fs im a spa haha but what can u do it's sunny and im at the park so am na thinkin much
no way
imagine pounding his arse til he loses control and pisses all over himself corr
perry abbasi on a mad one
Growing up is realizing the coolest race to be in middle earth is a hobbit
yeah
criminal defense
worse yet cause i studied law almost entirely because of better call saul
He would look fine if he just pulled his trousers up
BCS was a good show, I liked it
cringe
you’re like those impressionable cunts that want to be a chef after watching two episodes of the bear
I won't stop
Imagine he spaffs really hard as you’re shagging him and he sprays all over the cubicle his as cock flops about
just had a late lunch comprised of
Cucumber, Lettuce, Chicken (with skin), Cheddar Cheese
Day 3 of the diet and I haven't cheated once thus far.
and then he shits all over your cock and vomits all over both of you corrrr
On Tuesday, Match of the Day host Gary Lineker deleted an Instagram story post he shared from the group Palestine Lobby, which said: "Zionism explained in two minutes" and featured an illustration of a rat.
This one mf at work marks all of his emails as High Importance. Who the fuck do you think you are like?
i want to be a woman!
lop your cock off
i have actually anally pounded a twink until he lost control and pissed everywhere and it remains the best sexual experience of my life
yeah it’s good but still a pretty cringe reason for choosing a career in hindsight
…yh
did you lads know im actually black?
london is a power city
we power
wee power
Imagine being born in a place like the shire
Sleep 10 hours days
Have 6 meals
Get shit faced everyday
Live in a cozy Hobbit hole
what the fuck is a manx
give me woman
nigga name is keir
inclusive term for mani and mano
I thought he was the pm of Israel
that's almost exactly my life and I'm miserable and post here all day
Bit odd that
I basically do this anyway mate
Someone from the Isle of Man, a British island situated between Great Britain and Ireland
For example there is a famous cyclist called Mark Cavendish who comes from the Isle of Man, so his nickname is "the Manx Missile"
had a second grade teacher named Miss Meanie
Abbi Taylor, who also appeared on the court list as Martin Tarling, is accused of a series of nine charges between October 2022 and November 2023.
Taylor is accused of four counts of dumping bags of toxic materials, namely nappies containing human waste, at nurseries on South Tyneside, contrary to the Environmental Protection Act.
The 45-year-old, of Haymarket Walk, South Shields, is also accused of stealing a roll of clinical waste bags from a local nursery business, as well as hiding in a public bin with soiled nappies and smearing excrement on children's milk bottles.
Ah, he's a woman you see.
did she flick her beanie
uncomfortably full after dinner lads. its so over
dunno but she was mean
Lovely feminine Asian women in summer dresses
do brits pronounce it un-cumfter-bull or un-cum-fort-able
Thing is hobbits also have a community of fat alcoholics
Keir Starmer:
London is a power city. We power! Wee power!
I will move all the civil service jobs back to London.
#weepower #weecity #civilservicelondon
4:14 pm, 12th of May 2025
1000000 million likes
The oriental gf
You know that shit has the greatest grip
i can already hear her elastic band accent
respect to sir keir for that
sorry about all the yanks here not appreciating that lovely english humour
any rapeable twinks in?
yeah, catch me if you can
The oriental gf’s
Bunch of pooftahs.
writhing on the floor and screaming at the top of my lungs
*twirls my gay porn cowboy lasso in the air and tosses it around you*
Immigration only serves to create more wealth for the ultra rich, drive up food and housing costs plus overall cost of living, increases competition for jobs, and divides the country creating hatred. End immigration, it's served it's purpose but was never intended to be a permanent feature of western countries. At some point, immigration stops producing positive effects on society and becomes a drain. We're long past that point in the West.
18 naked cowboys in the showers of ram ranch
autistic girls rule the world
i’m the gayest man ITT and its not up for debate
yeah we know
my best mate kissed my neck and I whimpered on a night out once
*gayly twirls about and jumps through the hoop before you can tighten it*
*prances away whilst homosexually giggling*
There can only be room for one of us in this thread.
Female prison officer who tried to get pregnant with 'exceptionally dangerous' rapist and had sex with him 40 times on duty avoids jail
so it happened AGAIN
She's a mother of 3 too. Deary me.
any pathetic slug of a man in?
We all need to come together as a society. If we all come together, we can do anything!
Deary me
i dont believe that though?
When you realise the welfare state helps big businesses more than workers because people no need to unionise and fight with all their might for rights and to be treated like a human because the state will take care of them
Keir Starmer:
London is a power city. We power! Wee power!
I will move all the civil service jobs back to London.
#weepower #weecity #civilservicelondon
4:14 pm, 12th of May 2025
1000000 million likes
Genuinely mad how fucked up women are
ILL SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS OF THIS GYM
*rapes your arse at ∞mph*
depends if welfare is livable on its own or if it must be a wage supplement
if the former, then companies have to raise wages to compete with NEETdom
proud sudanese girl here
BORISWAVE
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W
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Not with globohomo they just outsource or important cheap labour
post hand
Women think in terms of the society
Men think in terms of the civilization
The lads on r/uk informed me that immigration doesnt effect wages and its a popular right wing daily mail LIE
3pm
wet
hearing rumours that EW got the sack
you should think about losing that virginity
I've lived in Minneapolis for about 10 years, and it still blows my mind that anyone who isn't black could give a shit about this, much less people in totally different countries. You're probably black though (flag).
i gotta say i kinda find it hilarious that most of the arab flags on here are statistically majority indian or african
no thats dangerous
have sex mate
but it's not 3pm ...
it's 16:30 and dry as fuck out there.
okay but that's an immigration issue not a welfare issue
you 24hr time virgins are unreal
imagine being the poor woman that has to hear “hey babe ill meet u at SEVENTEEN OCLOCK xx”
he's got a sack between his hairy legs
I talked to my friend about george floyd the other day they fact checked me because they never heard he put a gun to a pregnant mothers stomach. They were shocked. That Policeman had 0 chance of a fair trial
*flies away at infinity + 1 miles per hour whilst wiggling my bare arse at you*
teeheehee
why i oughta…
mate it's 2 o'clock there
if i was saying it out loud i would say half past 4
love how kitboga pretends to have "adhd" which he calls a "superpower" when he's clearly just had an edible
They were shocked.
uhh.... is anybody who has ever interacted with them or lived among them really that shocked
your friend is a naive dumb dumb
sometimes we beef and queef
All linked
why does rorke hate gays again?
fewer men to compete with over women in the dating market is a good thing you retards
Roaring
Okay but that still shows them as above the average (1.02 is above the average of 1.0)
That graph is showing the wages of Indian/Nigerian immigrants though, it's not showing the performance of the average British wage
Because you're stupid.
mate how are you going to respond to it not being 3pm
you've been fucking done
vpn off
"3 pm" is a code word for underage schoolgirl
More nigerians and indians came and their wages fell? Did i read it wrong
It shows a massive influx of underpaid labour into the country, which affects the average british wage.
need my prostate pounded
Children and pensioneers dont work make
no, he needs to write that
oh you’re vers? ew
*walks away*
had a girl once complain to me that my hands weren't calloused
how are my hands supposed to become calloused working a desk job?
women's standards are mental desu
gee whiz i have no idea
i never really hated them either until they started getting really uppity and bragging about their debauchery
youtube.com
Should have head butted that cunt
do a push up, do two
Rorke doesn't like gays because their openness with their sexuality confuses his own thoughts
I assume what happened is that Nigerians and Indians have been let in to do different kinds of jobs now (e.g. care jobs, some of which will pay minimum wage). In the past immigrants from those countries were probably more likely to be university graduates I would expect.
Maybe the average British wage has been affected by immigration in the past few years, I don't know. But the graph doesn't show that.
go gym
you get callouses by lifting weights too mate
yeah but if a straight man brags about how his wife sucked him off last week you wouldn’t bat an eye
Mad that 100 years ago the exact opposite would have happened
being a bitchy queen hasnt a personality trait for 30 odd years babe xx
In the past immigrants from those countries were probably more likely to be university graduates I would expect.
Wish i was brain damaged too sometimes
Stolen valor
You're thick, see here: