sabrina 'dish
/brit/
po smells
This tasted delicious
first 130+ iq to post
corrrrrrr i wish i was the latino guy being sexually harassed by an indian hottie
based edition
God is good
well I fucked that up
I am a that children
did you get that from the poo-mongers mate?
fucking looks like it
mop is moop
sucking a honeycomb
bought the teriyaki spam and a mould to make these cheeky creations recently
*enters brip*
Hiii, sorry to disturb your incel walk. Do you have a few minutes to have a chat?
big booty black ladies wank beckons
University Challenge final lads. Hope both teams lose, very dislikeable bunch.
your own fault for incelwalking in places where humans are known to gather
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY BITCH
beef pengang, thoughts?
MOVE BITCH
GET OUT THE WAY
how long before girl poos infront of you
I don't see much difference
would never give the time of day for a broad wearing this much clothing
need to merke a blaccie foid with my throbin cocke
did you get that from the poo-mongers mate?
fucking looks like it
incel thinking about an incel walk
please don't spoil it mate, I'm going to watch it on the weekend
Iraqi moments
is this before or after it has been digested?
can we make this a good thread plz?
Sorry love can't help, I'm deaf, blind and dumb.
fuck off warmlander
no can do
FUCKING MOOOOOOOOVE
God be with us
Deus vult
just finished my first day as a poomonger at the poomongers and I stink of poo
can't believe this has happened to me
no shagging in croatia?
anyone got the gif of the dog walking on his back legs with its tails between them popping up like a stiffy
gif
fuck off
exactly the same just more straight lines. whats the point of changing it
yeh
heading down the poomongers you lads want anything?
get it posted
no m8. you can have this one instead if you like
don't stop cause yer leg fell aff
no I have the webm of a bloke's cock getting hard with a swarm of flies on it and a woman watching in the background if you're interested though?
your finest poo please
its friday night! that means poo barm from the poomong
Sometimes I wish my wife was more sexually forward but then I remember a sexually forward woman doesn't always make the best wife
sounds intriguing
horsies mouths are close
Sir S. Padrille
You are a brave warrior for fighting that depression, anon
anon…
you guys ever get walkmogged on your incel walks by a chad walking faster and more confidently than you and then you try to pick up your pace to compensate but the chad is taller with a longer stride meanwhile you look like a tiny ugly rat scurrying
Something went wrong somewhere
I look like a chad but I'm mentally ill
no one here is taller than me
@grok estimate current levels of nigger fatigue
Uuuuhhh ahhhh ehhhh
sir natural materials
5ft3 and an attitude!
5ft3 and an attitude!
Please god
wish I was a girl so bad
sir poo-monger
think the bible was onto something with that whole don't waste your cum, you only get so much of it
um
He had it all
Think the police are about to come knocking about something I posted online whenever I hear sirens near the house
had a very productive day today
NOT
The Jewish commynity.
just filtered all non-british flags
what's the issue here2sg40
do it babes xoxo
they wont put sirens on when they come for you
looks like the top of my balding head from a vertical angle lmao
When they come to arrest me I will defend everything I've posted and not apologize for any of it
still rate stiflermeister
then = 4 years ago
i got my height tested at the doctor two years ago and he said 5'4 but then my friend measured me recently and said i was 5'3 what gives
I died and went to hell
nothingjkb5d
were
*grabs her by the throat*
CHRIST IS KING
CHRIST IS KING
*people around us are screaming at this point, one man tries to drag me off her*
CHRIST IS KING
*people notice I smell very strongly of petrol and I'm holding a lighter*
CHRIST IS KING
I was saying
anyone else get a tingling sensation in their groinal area when dealing with extreme heights
I booked a Airbnb months back and the reviews were fine now it’s only a couple days away I just checked and there are 3 reviews saying the area is rough fuck sake just my luck
just mongered some poo
Im 5'7
look at this lanklet
so… keir’s the savior of the white race now is he?
Yeah. What's all that about?
It's too bright fuck daylight savings time
are you ready for the ruffneck bass
got 80% of the thread filtered right now
fabulous
Quranic woman
He had... if all
So is it over?
know a guy who's 100% going to hell
just don’t look like tourist or a victim and youll be fine
It's so over
got 99.99% of the thread filtered me
i just use it as a train of thought notepad
Beowulf's tear
whats your height then
F
KILL THEM ALL WAR WAR WAR WAR!!!!!!!!! I LOVE WAR!
Fucking 0 views on eBay in 7 hours but I refuse to pay for promotion
alri Tony Blair
what would you say to nigel farage if you were face to face with him
what if you go to hell and are welcomed back and it turns out you were satan the whole time and you command legions of demons in the underworld to do your bidding
foreign flag racing to make a /brit/ thread
dick rider moment and it ain't the first time
Arabs dont look anything like southern europeans
doxxable info but im just a bit taller than warwick davis
how's the form
i.postimg.cc
Rate my hair
will be jokes when reform win and farage fucks off again just like he did after brexit
His arselickers will defend it though
eBay
Mate, nobody uses eBay anymore. They got buckbroken by Vinted which is why they started begging people to come back.
g-guys! no selling fees anymore guys!
yeah sure people can still put false bids in and then refuse to pay
yeah of course we will do FUCK ALL to stop them from doing that
yeah this is exactly what Vinted do but um... just come back ok!!!
Deleted my account ages ago, grim site that has always been dogshit but people tolerated it because there was no alternative.
post your face
zia yusuf for new pm
Unreal for cart parts though
If you know, you know
No.
bodybuilding is so fucking stupid
Get back to booing your club's best ever player
"When are you going to grow some balls and demand total nonwhite deportation, Nige?"
it looks nice
i can relate
keely
Funny how that huge stock market dip would've been a really good time to invest
I’m not even English haha
Might learn Spanish. Sick of being a monolingual mong
This a sex thing,
I don't know
I want to know
Youtube algorithm has switched from the UK IS FINISHED videos to showing me I'M LEAVING DUBAI videos
Thanks
Rereading the chats between me and the woman I like, taking notes, recording snippets. Need to remember everything. I love her so much
of all the places, why dubai? couldn't think of a more grim place to call home. apparently the sea is really stagnant over there
I knew she had a nipple pierced but it seems she's more OF slag tier than I even imagined
Acceptance of bribes is fundamentally brown.
Germanic values are those of honour, probity, severity, attention to detail and virtue.
post a clearer picture of your hair you can crop your face out
No tax
nah yt ppl just call them ‘favours’
It's a place for soulless materialists, browns and degenerated capitalists with no ties to blood and soil.
Learn Latin as a flex, never use it outside of very random and rare moments.
When the time comes, it will be worth it
He says whilst sat in his mums mouldy council house
got myself some yummy treats alongside the usual shop because I am myself a yummy treat x
I've never done any and I'm a virgin in my late 30s
care to explain that
Fuck is blud blabbering know
Dubai is full of horrible people tho
got the edibles in
Thanks
My Facebook algorithm has switched from PENSIONERS FREEZING to HERE'S A RAPE THAT HAPPENED IN A TOWN 200 MILES AWAY FROM YOURS
you the bald batarianlad?
very random and rare moments
So pissed at the pub and start reciting Horace to someone I just met
nhh
eating some chocolate ice cream that is very reminiscent of poo
Need to gain a clue and start dressing smarter, what is the choice of the man living in The City?
got the edibles in
yh
no
Her IG is just of pics of her athletics and attending awards ceremonies so just posting this is coomerbait bizarre to me
It's not even for a brand. She just posted it.
the virgin show on channel 4 right now lads
Revealed: The 'sex surrogates' who will make love to virgins on camera: Polyamorous ex-marine and a choreographer offer their very unique services in Channel 4 show's controversial Virgin Island show
ebay is good for some used electronics too
he on that dumb shit
one more peep out of you and your thighs are getting used
The kind of people who go to Dubai are fucking losers larping as successful business gurus.
I unironically hope they end up getting publicly beheaded after breaking some random Muslim decency law
nooo be a normal human being stop saying random words
assless chaps with a crotchless jock strap below
Stop wearing trackies, start wearing brogues
So is the UK mate
Nice, but did she post any of her arse?
Unironically yes. I got talking to some toff at a bar once and recited some very basic Latin phrases because he didn't believe I knew it.
He bought me a pint and a bag of crisps. Worth it
I'd knock you out if you spoke like that to me in person
rachel starr sex holes
sexhavers like to think that shagging around makes them worldly and experienced. same as frequent holidaymakers who think their tourist trips do the same. pathetic people quite frankly
thanks for reminding me that i'm 36 and have never had sex, never kissed a woman or been on a date
Ah. So studying the classics does pay off
just smacked the gf shes crying lol
cheated on the gf again
feels grim getting shirts from charlie tyrwhitt like every other wagie drone
I didn't know they were set in regions
huh how about that
I'm 36 and I've never so much as looked at my own penis let alone have sex
step 1: acquire gf
step 2: lose v plate
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
you're all proper bent and it's not even jokes
some quality linen pieces though
The twisted 'urges' that drive female teachers to sleep with teenage boy students
dailymail.co.uk
opinions on the concept of British Republican National-Socialism modelled on the Italian Social Republic?
first time i did a proper cum was imagination wanking to my ~35 year old french teacher with massive chebs noncing me
Give it a rest Rorke
desperate to evade toil today
Judeobolsheviks? Defeated. Islamic Bloc? Mindraped into infighting and living in the stone age. The only remaining threat to PERPETVAL ANGLO-JVDAIC RVLE is China, and we will win again.
What's wrong with that?
shit posts go straight into the filter
oh my days
My mum showed me some film from a night at the pub from the mid 80s with my granddad and great-gran in. Can't believe how old it looks, less than 10 years before I was born but could easily be 100 years old it feels like
The country is totally unrecognisable from that time
wouldn’t have minded getting nonced by a female teacher
Got a 2kg chicken in the oven
Got the wicker man soundtrack on
They blew their load with Oblivion because it has a mix of all of them.
Skyrim was shite.
bradleyposting
don't see much of that anymore do you
how do you get rid of dark purple spots on your skin?
The past is a foreign country.
Skyrim was actually very good and loved by millions
"mom today school was tough, it was horribl... ACK!"
so it happened AGAIN
good riddance 2bh
I still remember getting off a plane at midnight in Dubai in July and the wave of heat that hit my whole body the hottest most humid shit I've ever felt and that was the middle of the night I don't know how anyone could possibly live there at all especially in summer
Country is stuck in a death spiral.
Could be worse, could be South Korea. Now that's a country that is FUCKED.
he was a singular poster the entire time
feels good to be vindicated
actually the balls have an infinite source of cum if you eat enough selenium and drink enough water
There's not really anywhere else as good for shirts under £70, is there?
An estimated one in eight 26-year-olds are still virgin which is a whopping increase from one in 20 in previous generations, according to a study by University College London
There's a girl that runs and she's got massive tits and never wears a sports bra her tits are gonna sag badly they are so big
When you think of it, National Socialism is quite a powerful concept.
do get another vape from paki shop before it closes y/n
next and m&s mate
Yeah? Give us details
taxi fare to work is more than I earn in an hour
this should actually be illegal.
KTIM
M&S
no
You'd be funding Hamas and the CCP
Next shirts are dogshit
M&S is good though
for me, it's National Communism
Too young...
F
over 7 in 8 normies have had sex by that age? man im way behind the curve.
Virge
do you have men larping as women in your general? we currently have two, from canada and bahrain
Bought myself an electric scooter, absolutely FLYING about
When they had finished eating, Jesus said to Simon Peter, “Simon son of John, do you love me more than these?”
“Yes, Lord,” he said, “you know that I love you.”
Jesus said, “Feed my lambs.”
Just the one
wow they're all giganormies compared to me
it only takes one. bad. day.
recycle when ready
sir nier: automata
mental how much catholics read into this
Wagwan blud
/brit/ used to be a shaggers general. mad how i'm the only one left and it's just you weird incel turbo spergs now.
fairly virginious new but i'll allow it
nah im not a virgin but i am a homosexual
tomorrow i start my new life as a library mong
will you transition?
the younger the better
same
got fireworks going off across the road now. Can i get just an hour's peace please?
no idea how the spiders keep getting in the house, I barely open the windows
Me when looking at potential transfers on fifa manager mode and im torn between the 84 rated 32 year old and the 80 rated 19 year old
everyones lost their manners after the pandemic
there's probably a load of eggs inside your own body
look, we're white
so desperate
xd stay mad
so you lurk here too? why are you only harassing us with your gay fantasies
looks nout like her