/med/ + frens

Trap edition
Fell for it:

That's not a man, right?

whats wrong with that

oh no, i've fallen for this trap
haha who could've seen that

not me lol

God I love traps

I am falling

Hook, line and sinker.

I woke up with a bad stomach ache.

My magyaristic nigga can't stop creating zesty threads

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Not all goths are mentally ill, I think.

I'm usually fine if I can build up a tan. But if I haven't built up a tan in a while and I spend too long in the sun then yes I will burn.

I see

True

le quirky black lipstick, dyed hair, and hoodie

You say that like it's a bad thing

I think he just won an acting award so he's probably not doing too badly in life

But all mentally ill are goths...

You say that like it's a bad thing

to each their own, but it's not the 'real' goth thing
where are the elaborate corset dresses and such?

Incredible things are happening in Skyrim right now.

do not take drugs

I will never understand things like that, there's plenty of porn on internet, why fill your games with sexual content?

This is not how Todd intended his game to be

Despite being cockblocked by my arms, I had a rather nice sesh despite bench being shit like usual. Tired my arms out so I thought I was going to have to lower weight on db ohp, however, I instead managed to add a rep on the first set, definitely increasing weight next sesh. Also increasing weight on unilateral triceps extensions next sesh.

That's a female you cunt (love you broski, no offense).

Imagine her forcing you to kneel and lick her unwashed hairy pungent snatch. Haha, that would be so gross, haha. *blushes*

too late

(You)

Imagine her forcing you to kneel and lick her unwashed hairy pungent snatch. Haha, that would be so gross, haha. *blushes*

stop, I can only get so erect, it's scaring Aela

here, I owe you a (You)

That's a female you cunt (love you broski, no offense).

Is it? I once asked and the malteser suggested it could be the other kind of "trap"

I'm all good, I just took a bigger dose than I am used to.

dose of what substance

Also, I was told by a personal trainer today that I would also make a nice personal trainer. I just said I would not. There's no way I can listen to all the bullshit they have to listen to for hours on end every day. Like you get the most retarded ass nigga taking classes from you and he won't shut up about his bullshit schizo theories.

Zesty ass nigga.
Thanks for the (you) doe.

Is it?

I think so. However, in the world we live in we may never know who truly is a male or who is a female.
Simple as.

This is not how Todd intended his game to be

Are we sure about that?

Why the hell isn't extraflags working?
what are you a narc?

Being a personal trainer has to be nice, not a physical job, can make bros with your clients and may even get some pussy from your female clients

Or even a way to get money on top of your salary

tell me. you know you want to

not using the bw of the gf to do zercher squats

NGMI

even get some pussy from your female clients

Wasn't there an article about an israeli dude who banged like 80 of his female clients reposted like 10 times every day on Anon Babble for a while?
I could never fr no cap.

Or even a way to get money on top of your salary

Meh, I'd rather spend my free time chilling instead of getting a second job. I can't complain about my salary and I don't think personal trainers make that much in Hungary.

As you wish, I was just thinking of the advantages of the job

Why don't you become a pt? You are mentzerpilled as fuck. That's RARE in our days.
youtube.com/watch?v=DnwWHnvTa7s

Gothic thread, Gothic banger.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcRTtQ9pjw4

Why don't you become a pt?

Wouldn't work, I don't have the charisma

You are mentzerpilled as fuck. That's RARE in our days.

The more I read about that guy, the more I realize he was completely right

No weights listed

Suspicious

Is this a realistic body goal if I start lifting.

i detest this astroturfed jew nigga

gives great advice

does literally the opposite of said advice

Love him and Nippard too, simple as. Too bad he's one of the most schizo fitness youtubers out there. And Nippard is annoying as fuck.

I'm ashamed of my bench (it was shite).
Db ohp: 1x10+2x9 20 kg
Unilateral triceps extension (no attachment): 3x11 10 kgs
db lat raise (with bent arms) 3x4 16 kgs

tfw no Anna gf

It isn't, that bloat isn't realistic without abusing PEDs.

lmaoooo

Would I fall for this trap?

With pleasure

Of course!

I like to imagine that when philosophers had any disagreements, they would solve them in a ring, wrestling.
Also it rained suddenly, such a nice feeling.

jeets finally reached my region

We didn't know how good we had it...
Anyone dedicated enough to an aesthetic it takes over their life isn't completely sane either.

Maybe. Enjoy the horde.

Maybe you'll get some Indian restaurants in your area. Personally I'm a big fan of Indian food

I hate boomers.

They're trickling in for now but I see more and more.
I'd sacrifice indian restaurants if it meant less migrants. Same for any other 3rd world cunt.

You just hate your dad.
Think about your grandpa, he's a real boomer and he's nice!

Nigga that beartrap is about to behead me

jeets, nafris and negro migrants all work in low skill construction work and food delivery

Kinda funny how we naturally developped a new slavery system.

He's a silent gen chad (based).
You are right though. But I still hate old people for what they have done, simple as.

That was the goal all along.

Local media is currently soyjacking over an apparent Maltese great-grandparent of the Pope's.

It is a metaphor for her vagina dentata ready to chop of your glans if you are naive enough.

What will happen in a couple of generations when they have kids who will have voting rights.

What have they done?
Indeed, now we see if it was really worth it.

I can say that it was not.

What will happen in a couple of generations when they have kids who will have voting rights.

They didn't think that far.

vagina dentata

My ex gf had that but it only hurt herself.

Let me tell you about the Spartans.
They had so many slaves that they were afraid of sending their army away because a revolt could happen at any time.
By trying to become the jailers of their slaves, they became trapped themselves.

From my experience, the best ethnic restaurants are the ones staffed by locals kek
Sushi, Mexican, Italian, kebabs, every single one of them near me.
You don’t need migrants to eat good food.

I'd sacrifice indian restaurants if it meant less migrants. Same for any other 3rd world cunt.

I guess I don't see migrants as an inherent problem.

You don’t need migrants to eat good food.

True. But restaurants run by migrants can have dishes that nobody else local to you is offering at the moment.

I guess my stance towards migrants is "whatever". My main concern is that people obey the law. I don't really care if someone is a migrant or not.

the best ethnic restaurants are the ones staffed by locals kek

That's racist, only ethnic people can make ethnic food

Portugal needs 1 more million immigrants to heal that racism you have

Bro this is the whitest ass comment I've ever read.
Seriously, you should be granted American citizenship and given a house in Minnesota.

I'm in love with russian and kazakh men, they all look so good

tfw no

Why the fuck hasn't it rained in like 3 months.
The heat wouldn't even be that bad, but there's no break from it, it's just uncomfortably humid all the time now.

It was supposed to rain this afternoon, or perhaps later in the evening. So far, no sign of rain.

That's a very nice way to put it.

I guess I don't see migrants as an inherent problem.

Famous last words.

My main concern is that people obey the law.

There's a big correlation between people who don't obey the law and migrants.

t. loves the hustle and bustle of the big city and authentic gutter oil indian delicacies

What have they done?

Things
I'm not going to make a list, as I get mogged by veneto when it comes to dissing boomers

It rained for pretty much the whole of November and December here - and then it was like someone turned off the tap and it suddenly stopped.
When the soft rains fall on Malta, think of my parched corpse lying broken on the sun-cracked earth.

We've had plenty of rain this winter. I hope the weather holds so that I can go out and do my walk.

We’re in dire need of brune to dish some sense into these immigrant loving gommies.

fascist scum

brekkie status: eaten

posts a simpson screencap

I miss him so much bros

Anon Babble is going to drag us through hell and back during our Eurovishite show, and we deserve it.

Thai bussy must be mad good for him to be there for so long.

He probably thought it would be a nice little detour to climb the K2 or something, based lad.

Literally my thoughts...
Naive medlings come in and forget this is chud territory
Vgh...
He'll post a pic with /med/ drawn in piss in the snow.

There's a big correlation between people who don't obey the law and migrants.

I don't know how much of a correlation there is in that respect, but there are still plenty of criminals who aren't migrants. So maybe the problem isn't migrants and instead it's criminals of any background.

Miss Brune

I want her to destroy me like how the Goths destroyed Rome

A lot of migrants get naturalized and get the nationality so in that sense you're kinda right.
Focusing on immigration isn't enough, having strict laws and justice is paramount, and that for everyone.

The sky cleared up, at least. Yesterday was a bad case of thick, suffocating overcast(?; Ċlampu).

with a strap on?

I meant as in convincing me to make poor life decisions, not as in destroying my anal canal

what about fucking your mouth with a strap on? Some strap on dicks can even ejaculate, you can drink chocolate from her dick

There are white criminals too of course. But anyway. It's interesting that nearly everyone on Anon Babble is very anti-immigration.

The "local population produces criminals" argument is funny because it is true, yet somehow some people try to use it as justification to import more. Ideally you try to minimise a problem, not worsen it.

Ideally you try to minimise a problem, not worsen it

But what about the food? Increase in criminality is a price I'm more than willing to pay if they bring their food with them

Kek.

Talking about /med/ders we have not seen here in a while, I really miss Turkbro aka Effendi too.

The time for arguments is over with pro-immigration people, at this point they are just traitors plain and simple and they desire to bring harm to their own people. This should have more consequences than just a polite "I disagree".

I'm not necessarily pro immigration, I just don't care about it as an issue that much. Sure maybe immigration levels shouldn't be really high because you might get a lot of people who have very different values. But I think some level of immigration is okay. Sometimes immigrants have valuable skills.

if you don't want more immigrants then tell agricultors to stop using slave labor. they are the one bringing immigrants in to work in conditions no local would ever accept

Just remembered that a short-haired American tomboy from the Deep South will never say "nice shootin', Tex" sarcastically after I fail to hit a single target while firing her pawpaw's old varmint rifle for the first time.
At least that's a story we can pretty sure had a happy ending. He was on track to graduate with a great degree and had achieved romantic success with an attractive German woman.
I actually have a working theory that once you have a certain amount of sex, you're no longer able to perceive /med/ anymore. It's sort of like how children lose the ability to see faeries because they stop believing in them.
I'm trying to back up this thesis with hard data, but so far no accredited institutions will grant me the funding to test it.

I actually have a working theory that once you have a certain amount of sex, you're no longer able to perceive /med/ anymore.

portuchad is still here though

Yes, cheap labour importes deserve the rope just as much as the multikulti cheerleaders.

importers*

Free flights to Haiti.

Only counts if it's with human females, and - according to his own words - Portubreeder has been sexually ensnared by as succubus from the infinite layers of the Abyss.

Plot twist:
Portuwife is the one who is a human. Portuchad on the other hand is an incubus.
That would explain why he thinks about sex, porto wine, vidya, and bacalhau, and nothing else 24/7.

Time to leave for my walk, lest that storm does arrive and ruin everything.

Is your name Tex? I thought you were Nigel...

for magyar

got me

he lost his chud powers losing his virginity with a brown queen tho
this desu
total farmer death
on top of ruining our soil with pesticides and abusing their animals then they bring thousands of ngubus to pick their onions so they don't need to pay anyone a proper salary
all that to get ripped off by supermarkets when they're the ones who hold the goods anyway
greedy brain dead twats
how can you ruin such a beautiful profession
makes me MAD

tomboy from the Deep South will never say "nice shootin', Tex" sarcastically after I fail to hit a single target while firing her pawpaw's old varmint rifle for the first time.

Just had an intense Until Dawn flashback hit me. I heard the exact intonation Hayden Panettiere used.

Mmmm, those high heels. So lickable...

Based take, they're retards but they're our retards so everyone has to go along with it.

Haven't you already shared that mp4 once already? Maybe it was not you, but I too will repost my og comment.
Bareback sex with left and middle (while they are on the pill)
Bareback sex with right from dusk till dawn (while she is not on the pill)

That would be an interesting plot twist. I suppose we should not put him beyond suspicion until we have the opportunity to test or trick him into disclosing his demonic heritage.
Just because I am British does not mean I am called Nigel. This is the kind of subtle anglophobia I've been trying to warn everyone to look out for.
Still waiting for that latest installment of the Dark Anthology series (the space one). It's the only horror series of games that I actually enjoy.
Sniffs for Hayden Panettiere.

I think you mean "unprotected sex"

Hello fellow /med/ers.

sl**nesh

mfw heretics have infiltrated this cuntree

it's so over...

Good day med am back from the cagie, only 3 and a half days

Todays driving lesson was terrible, the car seized so many times and I did maneuvers badly

What do you mean by "seized" ? You mean you stalled ?

yes

If I were you I'd pass the automatic car license

need big hairy med bear who can cook tasty food to fall in my trap
my crystals haven't manifested one yet

No I want manual. Besides, today I just didn't sleep good

It's like taming a horse, it takes time.

Do not give up - if my reports are accurate, cars turn you into a total chick magnets (women like being driven around to different places, such as sushi restaurants and Miley Cyrus pop concerts).

Well hang on with the clutch pedal and learn from your mistakes, I don't have to deal with it now that I drive automatic.

it's not that difficult it just takes time to master
I'm fucking retarded and I got my license first try

dont get nervous and lift ur pedal from the clutch slowly till u get used to the car ur having ur lessons in, driving classes cars are used a lot so sometimes their clutch gets a bit fucked

latest installment of the Dark Anthology series (the space one)

I'm not afraid of being in space, being among women though is scary.

Storm? What storm?

my foot in a bear trap

See neighbour's van driving my way

We are on greeting terms

Raise my hand to greet

It was not my neighbour's van

She is putting on so many layers of clothing, this is not practical.

Saw this dude in a tree during lunch break at the cagie.
Did they greet back ?

To make matters worse, his hand was raised. I think he was on the phone.

I suspect practicality wasn't her main concern

factory supplier is delivering the structure for mounting my server today

am at home

drive to factory to pick it up

drive home

unpackage everything

get ready to assemble

forgot the tools to assemble it at the factory

No way I'm returning to the cagie just to pick tools right after driving there just to pick this thing up.

look at this dude daydreaming of his diy he forgot the tools lmao

This can wait till tomorrow

Currently debating if I should get a cheap 22 inch lenovo monitor to productivitymaxx and used it as a second screen.
It's on sale and is only 65 euros so I think I should get it.

Thank you for the encouragement anons

If you're afraid of women, then why do you choose to live in a country full of attractive Greek girls? Do you not think this is a bit hypocritical?
Goth feet mentioned.