/brit/

Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces and trannies (same thing).

there are many modern remasters that are superior to the originals

repress

digital has many orders of magnitude higher dynamic range than vinyl and most digital remasters/represses of music from the original tapes are far superior to the vinyl copies

you lost

Stock market bussin' lads!
Where's leftypol? I thought we were heading to a global depression LOL
Mad how he always talks gas then goes all quiet when reality proves him wrong over and over again

85IQ at best

First non-tranny nonce ITT

what kind of mental illness do you have to have to want to watch some random person's anime avatar do karaoke over the internet

i agree i watched anime once as a kid and it traumatized me i felt like the japanese men were targeting me and it may be the reason why i am now posting on Anon Babble because of the domino compounding effect

incel manchild disease

yes

we're so back

is it curable?

Create image of a woman in black and white, sitting down resting, she is wearing go go boots, a plastic peacoat and has dark eye shadow

no im british i said fellow brits

a heavy sack beating should do the trick

nigga rates women for their IQ

me? i'm debtmaxxing

no dont create this create a cultural party

usually pay women to do that

Depop wank on the cards

at least 95

complete degenerate

any ublock origin wizard man in

extreme, crushing loneliness

well what about the party

sceeaming at mateys name in the #6

nonce in this nonce hunting video has parkinsons and the noncehunter is calling him shakin stevens

I use ublock origin and reached 30 years of age a virgin but then proceeded to begin dating different women and having sex anyway

are vtubers real girls

first spoons on the isle of man opens wednesday lads

i meant are you good at using it to filter posts on Anon Babble
glad you've joined us shaggers though x

Create an image of a blonde woman looking at the camera, she is wearing a yellow polo shirt with white stripes on the collar and sleaves. she has an expression of warm contentment. she is wearing Halloween costume devil horns.

I have lost the art of dossing. Can’t relax

Ask ChatGPT to generate a glass of 1990 Château d'Yquem Sauternes as a sphere in a vacuum.

liifirbuul

love his crimbo song

have you ever tried that wine
simply can't believe people actually spend that much money on it

only got £150 to last me 2 weeks

idgi since when was 'corey' a term for cock

What?

yh, pic related

yeah actually I set it up so that the only posts I can see on all of Anon Babble are yours can't even see my own lol.

if you pay 80k mahr for the wife would you rather her wear modest or promiscuous outside and are you fine with only having daughters

My georgia visa arrives tomorrow lads

corrrrrrrrr

Yeah, it's fantastic: The notes of canned mandarin oranges remind me of my childhood

might need to date a fixer upper

Create an image of a man with a really big head

so you're escaping military conscription

I don't believe you

no AI needed for that

she has a tattoo by the pic in the right she literally made herself worse

i want a uk visa to participate in palestine protests and block traffic

I hear thunder

Love my army but anti-national when it comes to citizens if that makes sense

na na na na na na na naaaaa

That boy's face is a map of the Earth during the Paleozoic era

doxxed yourself lad

no one loves me ;_;

i said ya buy one ya get one free

Here’s the real truthnuke everyone refuses to admit: Israelis and Palestinians deserve each other.

you should go immigrate to the great britain island

Yeah alri fucking Anton Ego

would still rather be on public transport with these than h**dphone d*dgers

Knew someone would do this, I'm a little west of Birmingham lad x

your parents do

Spicy hot take: the Roman empire still exists

the notes

oh fuck off

Fuck off with your dogwhistles

i hear earthquakes

*walks down the train corridor with my ghetto blaster slung over my shoulder*

Should probably stop walking around then x

that's the really funny thing about 'headphone dodger' though, you can use it earnestly for what it means or as a dog whistle for something else and it still means the same thing

think these fellas would be headphone dodgers by design thoughbeit aha

And it's headed by an American

Shall be using headphone dodgers from now on

I do!!

My head is a jungle

the notes of wine

didn't know they played music?

my arse crack is a jungle

I feel like the cultural baseline hasn't really changed since 2013/14 or so
Same amount of time has passed since then as had between then and the turn of the millennium pretty much but nothing is really different apart from short-form content is more popular. Uni students now are still out dancing to calvin harris, chase and status and there's even a fucking route 94 remix getting loads of plays. No clubs in 2014 were seriously playing late 90s/early 2000s dance tracks

What's the plan once there?

sucking an ice cold Arseahi

are you saying im so obese i cause earthquakes with the heaviness of my steps? very ableist

"le /brit/" - rorkebrandt

Absolutely baffling thing to say, given how drastic of a shift culture has had in the past decade.

Oh yes this fermented fruit juice reminds me of the flavour of fruit juice and yeast

do you reckon if you asked them to turn it down it would wind up with them stabbing you to death though?

nobody bothers to make new shit any more, it's too risky. Instead they just endlessly regurgitate the old shit
see: Hollywood

really don't like country music at all

not sure if i like how much culture has changed
on one hand it's exciting and fun but on the other the status quo was much better and not nearly as dystopian

need this in the louvre pronto

A driver who chased and murdered a biker by deliberately ramming him with his car after seeing him do a wheelie has been jailed for life.

What do we think about this?

you're very fortunate then that headphone dodgers don't play country music

she was just anime for boomers

ok this is based

I'm going to make a crazy wild guess that the biker did much more to aggravate the driver than just pop a wheely

I do think, with Blumpf’s recent reelection and activities, we have now unironically entered the first stages of fascism. whether that will progress or be stopped remains to be seen, but the transition has begun.

That the muslim fella?

Personally, I think that jailed for life was too extreme.

got some sapphwoarro in the fridge for later

got chicken thighs about to go off in the fridge but can't be arsed to do anything with them so dinner is literally just chicken on a plate

london underground power: FAILURE
commuter status: CHAOS

Fuck bikers, fuck cars, fuck fart noise exhausts, summer is bringing them all back out at 10PM at night again

good lad

it's massive?

I'm a super-taster. I hate using the term, but it perfectly describes my gift. Some people struggle to pick up notes in a wine's bouquet -- and that's alright; it's nothing of which one should be ashamed. These are the same people who eat cilantro -- lol, yikes!

you must have some herbs and spices about to just rub them in though? it seriously takes like 30 seconds

watched the video and he literally does just see some lad do a wheelie and decides to murder him. he then leaves the lad dying in the road and goes to the shop for some crisps.

rorke’s lost the plot

imagine the smell

Ee-oo-ah

let’s be honest, israel has the right to defend itself

rorke saying the biker deserved it but immediately changing his stance to side with the biker upon seeing this image

oh yeah don't get me wrong I'll at least put a bit of seasoning on it but that's it

the biker deserved it, I didn't change my stance

/brit/ has gone full blown racist nazi antisemitic white supremacist holocaust denier

fine exhibit

why though? how can you have the cognitive function to know how to operate a car, which puts you enormously above the IQ of say a five year old or a severely retarded person, but not have the mental capacity to understand that if you just randomly murder someone on a whim there will be extreme consequences?

weedman on his way :)

that's all right then lad don't have to have rice or chips or whatever every time

warrior gene
and socioeconomic factors

as does palestine
it has the right to exist, just like israel.
release the hostages
end hamas terror

you seem to have read the post but not looked at the picture attached to it
if you look at the picture all will become very clear to you

DUDE LMAO

some people are physically incapable of thinking about potential consequences or the future, all they do is live moment to moment

WITNESS ME

some people just don't have impulse control

that's mental aha what's the name of the street and your area postcode? xx

no

it literally didn't register in his mind beyond the moment-to-moment. he got annoyed by someone doing a wheelie about 12 feet away, ran them over, and then just carried on with his night. his brother was also in the car with him and equally carried on with his night post-murder.

Are your neighbors cool with you smoking? Do you live in an apartment?

There were angry feminists trying to ban stuff like page 3 and blurred lines from campuses for toxic masculinity. A party led by Nigel Farage won a national election upsetting the uniparty. Fiesta STs and Golf Rs ripped along the streets while the sounds of house and dnb filled the dancefloors and the airwaves. Smug pepes and crying wojaks were plastered across imageboards

I dunno it just seems a little sad that my evening meal is just a bit of meat on a plate but maybe that's what Big Carb has conditioned me to feel

salad? cooked veg?

honour culture, chat shit get banged

it’s called a dry herb vaporizer

read sapolsky

do you think it's possible they didn't understand this would kill the biker and thought it would just knock him off his bike? not trying to excuse the behaviour I want them locked up for life or ideally put to death, what I'm trying to genuinely understand is how their brain works. it must be more likely that they didn't realize this would kill the biker than it is that they saw fit to just kill him for annoying them.

israel more like based and real

that would require me to go to the shops, which I've already said I can't be arsed to do
also you don't get friends with salad

how can you have the cognitive function to know how to operate a car

they've taught bears and monkeys to drive cars it's not that difficult

they left him dying on the street mate.

I always preferred uppers so idk what that is.

it must be more likely that they didn't realize this would kill the biker than it is that they saw fit to just kill him for annoying them.

They probably didn't think about that at all. It's the "but I did have breakfast this morning" level of thought

google is free lil bro

so you have literally nothing to eat at all besides almost rotten chicken?

The IDF is the most moral army on planet earth

and my willy is the biggest on planet earth

isn't there a board for this anime cringe shit

alri jewlad what you up to

vapouriser heats up and "cooks" the weed instead of burning it, so instead of clouds of foul smelling smoke you just get a bit of fine vapour that dissipates quickly and doesn't really smell

Power outage hits London Underground

Oh wagie boyyyyyyy that long Monday got even longer

fuck off lardburger

Post fucking machines

They don’t mind because I’ll just crack open a window later in the evening when most have settled in for the night.
But today I’m off to a secluded spot in the nearby park/forest since we have good weather

shut the fuck up jeff

somehow they managed to get even more darkness into the london underground

there's lamb chops in the fridge, and eggs. Nothing else not even bread

youtube.com/watch?v=PV0_lJpPFOo
choon

you don't even have rice or anything in the pantry?

this power cut was probably Russian shenanigans right

nh, I usually do but I ran out and my amazon order hasn't arrived yet

hello everyone what or who is a rorke

gfberg is out and her sonberg is having a melty ffs

don't ask such foolish questions

deary deary me

Don't come here crying about your poor life choices.

waheyyy

rorke is on the ropes

madlad

classic post

girl at toil started talking about her landing strip and I went visibly red

they simply didn't think mate

why is nobody answering earnestly

rorke you on giffgaff or something mate?

rorke is our name for a chud
comes from here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Rorke's_Drift

rorke is our name for a chud

it's infinitely more complex than that

thank you very kind patient understanding magnificent

Mad how gays literally eat poo

i genuinely think the reason the middle classes love migration so much is because they know how much harm it does to the native working class and they want to distance themselves away from the white working class as much as possible

Police investigating fire at Keir Starmer’s north London home

A fire damaged the door of the prime minister’s £2 million home early this morning. No one was injured

sir fire starter

so rich english people would like it if i immigrated? happy days

rorke going to get a full life sentence of this

probably left the gas on, the silly sausage

…yeah

they went to the child's school and gave him two sausages as an apology

nigga name is keir

Rorke is a chud. A stereotype of a right-wing young adult male.

*takes off sunglasses to reveal a second pair of sunglasses underneath*

so is 190 literally so mentally disabled he really believes he's in bahrain or just so low iq he actually thinks this boring larp is funny

mindraped

190 hasn't posted here since aisha

you are probably a shia innit?
no immigration for shia

rorke isnt a chud exactly
he is a particular right wing archetype in the british mold
only old /brit/ understands this
nu /brit/ seems to think of him as just any type of right winger, who fawns over trump when rorke in fact only cares about england.

not racist – just dont want 'em in me country

Sir Jewish Wife and Kids

Taking a short nap on the couch saved me

it's just a chud but british

catberg utterly bewildered at this spell

rorke wearing shit flickers and Next jeans to the pub

this is rorke
it's not that deep

doing a think

how do you pronounce "leicester"?

rorke has missus, loves teh footy
and just wants to pub

chud is americanised incel freakoid who despises women and loves trump and is openly sympathetic to nazism

rorke, who's proud grandad fought against those jerries, openly mocks nazis.

i like to think of rorke as changing along with the times
i mean look at farage, he's now a maga grifter

Rorke sighing when he sees the price of a 99 is now £3

baited for these exact responses
bet you feel stupid now

lester, british place name spellings are retarded because we keep the old spelling but changed how we pronounce things over the last 1000 years

I like Donald Trump :3

no that's deano you melt

newcunt
rorke loves nazis for the aethstetic but also loves bomber harris et al, he probably says something like "well everyone was as bad as each other" if ever he's asked about his views on the war

I love how Apple presents Windows PC on Mac

Blue error screen is cherry on top

rorke is the person reading this post x

Rorke doesn't exist mate

fuck off yank

bet you fucking jizzed yourself you little neek

No

wincels will NOT like this

let that sink in

what a rubbish clueless post
lurk more as they say

why does it present a windows pc in the 1st place? some home network thing or something?

lmfao i should stop taking screenshots
Thankfully I got out with profits

why does it present a windows pc in the 1st place? some home network thing or something?

Where’s mousey??

what's it like living in a country that smells of poo

file transfer over wifi innit

bodies those neeks

rupert lowe is such a cheap demagogue

the flesh of fallen angels

big zuu's bigg nigg*r eats

ohhh that brotha gone

mousey... i thought you was dead!

all wrong, post-covid underages lol

Hunting for sim cards on the streets of Glasgow

nostalgic

kek

people talk about Asian masculinity but jews in the us are the same

Sucking on cofsils lads AMA

saxons = melts
angloids = spazzes

jutes = kings.

celts = gods

blud really arguing about his imaginary dollhouse character's backstory lmfao

pan frying some chicken

je suis Norman

might watch Taken

I’ll take you to the gay bar

housemateberg watching footy I think

yeah?

yeah can hear it from his bedroom x

there's something wrong with my arse

how do you access deleted threads on reddit

Allow me to inspect your anus

dont know x

are you serious? do uk immigration officers discriminate against shias? tell me the truth

have you tried emptying the poos out of it?

i've had a word and told them to not let you in lad

i don't know either mate. good luck x

take it back

not sure mate x

boiling some eggs
had some vada pav

yeah but every day there's more poos

you are all kuffar

Can't wait to get home and stroke my cat and have my tea

it truly never ends

One day it will don't worry

go on then, you seem like a decent enough lad

I'm sorry to say I also don't know.

First!

yay

don't know lad ×_×

nixon always wins

Not something I'm familiar with, I'm afraid

woo! x

mad that one day you'll do a poo and it will be the last poo you'll ever do

fat ugly neighbour is now banging directly on the shared wall. Probably putting up a shelf to display all the McDonalds she orders everyday

why u hating

likely that the last poo you do is during or just after death

Sven GORAN Ericsson

i dont know if im shia

mum's just blocked me lads

because she's fat, ugly, only leaves the house to grab her Uber Eats delivery, unwashed, and banging on my wall

AI'll be having that

You're better off without her

what if shes having an intimate moment with a man

time your strikes better

I love my mum so much :3

her fatter, uglier, less hygienic, slightly more outgoing man left about 9 months ago after he realised the only reprieve he has is when he went for a cig outside

oh my goodness gracious

Rorke’s tales from the council estate

Sir House Fire

wtf youre mean i feel bad for her

off out for a cig

Sir Cocaine Snorter

Reckon beijing a delivery driver is proper womfy

okay so where's my cuddly gay boyfriend then??

honestly I wish that I learned a trade instead of going to university
I reckon that I could have been an excellent carpenter and woodwork would have been a great outlet for my pent up creativity

You can still do that

get it fucking made

Shut up you twat

get the new made NOW *eyes glow red*

you can't successfully learn new skills after the age of 25

ᶦ ᵈᵒnᵗ ʷᵃnᵗ ᵃ nᵉʷ

Just a great tree

how did rorke learn to shake his skinny white behind then?

corr wish I could fell it

been doing it since he were a wee bairn

wonder if anyones ever been raped beneath it

yeah come over and tell her what i said then lad. If you can get in the country that is

snap BACK to reality

thunder rumbling in from the hills

*contorting into a mangled mess on the floor* j-just fucfkkinv gmak the new jsust make it lpelase just mak eit pmake the fuckign new

thunder only happens when it's raining

*glances at the post count and spits out a mouthful of tea in shock*

give me her address or workplace and i will give her a visit personally to prove you wrong

New

Accurate?

workplace

good one