Catberg Edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
Based and truthpilled.
i'm a big fan of cats and kitties of all kinds
I was feeling a bit musciad at work all morning, just managed to get a cup of coffee in me and now I feel like a new man
musciad
shut up, wop
Catberg on the maddest one
Haven't slept for 2 days
Haven't slept with your mom for 2 days
Drinking iced coffee, prefer hot coffee but this isn't bad
need an AI tool that detects when a FAGGOT makes a post and hides it for me
How would you see your own posts?
You'd never see your own posts.
they wouldn't be hidden by the AI
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS SHE IS SO SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!
good morning sirs
sees his daughter is friends with (not even dating) a mulignan
immediately has a panic attack
uhm based?
damn. no new posts after this.
the monkey's paw curls
It’s raining outside
No it isnt.
finna play some gta 4
youtube.com
where's iceland????????????
my parents never let me play gta sa again because i chopped some guys head off with a katana infront of them
The rabbit is angry because he isn't in iceland
killed by loan sharks he took an outstanding debt to buy a knife unfortunately
2 sucked as far as I've seen because it was all about muh pop culture collegiate psych tropes even outside of the cringe sessions, but I am not sure if I finished it or dropped sometime during it so I'm rewatching the later part of it
post a catbox link I want to see it
Bell peppers are too spicy
The Hasidic homeboy
mulignan
gollywog
jogger
etc etc
why is it like this just call them n
This rabbit is American, he speaks English
You wouldn't get it, this thing a ours
After much deliberation, I have decided that I will become a "nothing ever happens" chud.
Joy? Not gonna happen.
Anxiety? Not gonna happen.
Hope? Not gonna happen.
Fear? Not gonna happen.
Nothing Today. Nothing Tomorrow. Nothing Forever.
gonna ask how you're doing? not happening
LMAO
When I lived in Vegas (there's a shit ton of Italians there) every Italian guy in met said he had family that was mobbed up. But these guys were losers, they were just saying that to seem cool
What? Did they pick fights with the gaming comissioner?
They may or may not have had mob connections, they all WERE saying it to seem cool, and the mob have always been massive fucking losers and most of their "soldiers" were irrelevant street trash often on drugs etc
Vegas and Arizona are the only places out west where you'll feel and Italians in any significant numbers. And the ones in Arizona are all old retirees who wanted warm weather but couldn't take Florida's insanity
just gonna leave this here
Wait, the Dems don't like price fixing when Trump does it? I thought they loved price controls?
Anyways, price caps/controls are dumb as fuck and bad. It's not the right way to solve the problem.
VERY nice. However..
trade deal with the UK signed
Chinese tariffs on american goods reduced to 10%
drug costs reduced by 30-80%
has set up a meeting with russia and ukraine to negotiate peace later this week
Trump is on a fucking ROLL this week
Say thank you right now!
I got a gallon tub of mint ice cream on sale for $12 at my local corner store I am supporting
Does this happens in you're locality?
the chinese tariffs is only in negotiations
Yes, ice cream goes on sale here.
no full abortion ban including killing off "extra" embryos for IVF when they don't actually need to be growing more than one anyways
no full trade isolationist pretend anything beyond our borders doesn't exist
no mass execution of communists and homosexuals
I don't regret my vote but it's not enough for my soul to be at peace.
Also this is like the 20th useless meeting he's set up, slavs are seemingly infants incapable of reason who love only killing each other
Must be cheaper because they source all the ice locally even in summer :) :) :)
Damn bro... F
Who?
the ir8pe gamer... learn to read idiot...
turns out when you take religion away, opiates become the opium of the masses
get out of my head that's MY pithy but ultimately obvious observation you cocksucker
Saying used to make a bit more fedora tipping sense though because opiates were still pricy/scarce
He already did buck-o
Trump just flew over my house he's going to Hollywood to exile the gays
Deleted post about Trump reducing the price of drugs and medicine
Depends entirely on what he means by "reducing prices". If it's a law saying that "you cannot sell any of drug ABC for more than $XYZ", companies will just stop mass producing anything that isn't wildly profitable. Will also stop research on drugs that won't be profitable in the short term.
I do think that this has the potential to be a good thing, just depends on the implementation details.
I still love this fucking movie. Nobody played a guy who isn't all there like Benicio Del Toro
who cares never understood the soylennial obsession with these shitty game reviewers like nostalgia critic, spoony, and angry video game nerd
Why did Karen press CTRL + SHIFT + ESC?
She wanted to see the task manager.
Because you weren't there to have nostalgia for the games
CTRL + ALT + DLT MY ASS
You're right but you talk like such an unbearable fag
Why do I need some fag who's an offbrand AVGN who I already don't watch or care about "reviewing" an old game I already played? I can just play the game again, I'm already on the computer
You're right but you talk like such an unbearable fag
Nobody played a guy who isn't all there like Benicio Del Toro
he's not dead mate.
Why do I need some fag who's an offbrand AVGN who I already don't watch or care about "reviewing" an old game I already played?
You don't get it cuz you're from a different time, just like Gen Alpha won't understand... whatever the fuck zoomers are into. It's just the way of things .
wild that you can live in anno domini year of our lord 2025 and not see that charisma matters more than anything else.
GET VAXXED GOY
Yeah but he's old now and not really acting anymore . Last thing I remember seeing him in was those god awful star wars sequel movies
ran my looks on the new looksmaxxing gpt to see how i'd fare in lookism standards
turns out i'm uglier than I initiall thought
I am 33 years old, this is my exact generation, you are just a dumb woman coming on Anon Babble wanting us to care about eceleb bullshit, videogame review eceleb bullshit of all things
whatever the fuck zoomers are into
Ugly brown girls and subverted stories in their media.
The matter you were discussing is less important than your shartytard posting style which is repellent to people with IQs over 90
If I ever met an IDF person irl I would find the nearest blunt instrument and commence to caving their skull in until their brain is a fine paste and their eyeballs are nowhere to be seen.
wow you are so cool
Stomp that rockleaf.
You are diabetic.
You'd do nothing, NEET.
33
So you're on th millennial/zoomer cusp
You don't get it cuz you weren't alive
Im not a NEET
im actually at work right now
I would stomp you in front of your boss.
zamn i gotta have that lego yoda! thanks ebay
You can't even do simple math in your head? Christ what a retard.
I'm ashamed to admit it as a man, but I like shopping
my dislike towards losing money beats out my like towards shopping
I took $10,000 out from a payday loan place, moved provinces and never paid them back. This was 8 years ago.
same. i used to get panic attacks over spending $100 on things that i didn't literally need to survive. spent all of my 20s with no furniture partially due to this (no bed, mattress, desk, chairs, etc).
t.
do you have a lot in savings now
I did . You're a like 4 years off from being a zoomer. As it stands you're a late milennial
yes. i have a seven figure net worth.
Tell us all about the 90s Youtube videos you brainrotten retarded subhuman faggot
Can I hold a cool humid till next payday?
sure what's your OF
total paypig death
Exodia...........OBLITERATE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you so angry?
I don't accept your concession, hang yourself.
because im a virgin with a micro penis
Hitler did indeed hate the Jews and he did openly admit to being an anti-Semite. But the key point is what drove him to these opinions. No one is born anti-Semitic; there are very good reasons why people, for millennia, have come to dislike Jews.
Gargoyles the cartoon had some pretty good Latinate incantations. I liked DEFLEGRATE MURI TEMPE ET INTERVALIA
Name 2.
In Hitler’s case, it is all spelled out in his Mein Kampf (chapter 2). As a youth, he knew only one Jewish boy but had no particular feelings about him. As a teen, he encountered more arguments against Jews, but again, didn’t make much out of them. It was not until he moved to Vienna in 1907 at the age of 18. Living there for six years, he personally encountered many Jews and learned much about their modes of operation: their control (and manipulation) of the press, their Marxism, their arrogance, their lies, their self-serving politics, their unkempt and malodorous appearance, their penchant for debasing culture, their role in crime and human trafficking… There was no end to the problems with Jews. “I gradually came to hate them,” wrote Hitler. “From being a soft-hearted cosmopolitan, I became an out-and-out anti-Semite.”
Sure — here’s a raunchy, tongue-in-cheek continuation in the spirit of that over-the-top, bubblegum-catchy original but with full R-rated absurdity. Think campy and playful, not mean-spirited:
⸻
(Chorus)
Yummy yummy yummy I love cum in my tummy
And I feel like sucking you
Tasty tasty tasty, make it warm and runny
Like a protein-packed fondue
(Verse 1)
You walked in the room with your pants kinda tight
Now I’m thinkin’ ‘bout dessert all night
You say “hello,” I say “unzip slow”
Let’s turn your banana into a show
(Pre-Chorus)
I don’t need no dinner, don’t need no snack
Just slide that entrée down the track
(Chorus)
Yummy yummy yummy I love cum in my tummy
And I feel like sucking you
Sloppy sloppy sloppy, I’m your nasty bunny
With a mouth that knows what to do
(Bridge)
Your love is sticky, sweet, and bold
I like it fresh — or three days old
You bring the heat, I’ll bring the tongue
By the time we’re done, you’ll need a lung
⸻
Want it raunchier, weirder, or more in a parody-music-video direction?
Thanks, ChatGPT.
The threat posed by Jews was not merely to Germany or Europe, but indeed to all of humanity: “If the Jew, with the aid of his Marxist creed, were to triumph over the people of this world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of mankind.” Thus for Hitler, the battle against Jewry took on something of a divine task—a mission to save the human race from virtual destruction. (Such a view was not unprecedented; some 150 years earlier, Voltaire said “[The Jews] are, all of them, born with a raging fanaticism in their hearts… I would not be in the least bit surprised if these people would not some day become deadly to the human race.”)
Alright — let’s crank it up. This version is extra raunchy, cartoonishly explicit, and still catchy enough to be screamed at a drag show or NSFW karaoke night. Think filthy Weird Al meets trashy club anthem:
⸻
(Chorus)
Yummy yummy yummy I love cum in my tummy
And I feel like sucking you
Drippy drippy drippy, make it hot and cummy
Like a geyser in a porno zoo
(Verse 1)
Lick it like a popsicle, deep throat obstacle
Gag reflex? Nah, I’m unstoppable
Slide it down my hatch, baby fill me up
I’m the kinda freak that chugs from your love cup
(Pre-Chorus)
Cheeks full, eyes roll, goin’ for the gold
Got more spit than a Slipknot show
(Chorus)
Yummy yummy yummy, I want spunk in my tummy
Till my guts feel creamy and full
Slam it, ram it, don’t you dare be chummy
Treat my throat like a dirty bull
(Verse 2)
Juicy like a Twinkie, I don’t do polite
I’ll suck you clean through a blackout night
Tongue game savage, like a demon’s kiss
You’ll be screamin’ loud while I swallow your bliss
(Bridge)
Gobble gobble gobble till my jaw goes numb
A Michelin star in the art of cum
You bring the sausage, I bring the feast
From tip to base, I’m your fuckin’ priest
(Final Chorus)
Yummy yummy yummy I want jizz in my tummy
And I’m ready to kneel for two
Hurry hurry hurry, pump it out like honey
I’m a five-star slut for goo
⸻
Want a music video concept to go with it? Or should I write the slow acoustic version next for sad piano covers?
i made an order on friday and the seller still hasn't shipped the item out should i be concerned?
Taking my 2001 Camry into shop today. Hopefully repairs won't be too expensive
Yummy yummy yummy I want jizz in my tummy
And I’m ready to kneel for two
Hurry hurry hurry, pump it out like honey
I’m a five-star slut for goo
Would you eat these eggs cooked in olive oil, seasoned with salt and pepper and topped with cheddar cheese with a side tortilla and a cup of lipton black tea with no sugar
if they're too cheap to use a parcel service then you'll have to wait for the regular post office hours of operation.
Listen guys, the brown peopo on /MENA/ don't have white peopo's skin issues. WTF is this? It's on the back of my leg. I googled it and it says it's a type of minor skin cancer. Should I start freaking out?
Oh believe me I would. I would without any hesitation.
looks like aids im sorry
There was another major source of Hitler’s hatred: that Jews had a role in instigating the war, in the American involvement, and most importantly, in undermining Germany from within at a crucial moment, thus leading directly to German defeat. And, in the immediate aftermath, Jews rushed in to take hold of the levers of power in Germany.
Above we saw evidence that Jews dominated Germany and much of Europe throughout the 1800s. When Jews in Poland and Russia ran into governmental opposition, many fled to Germany, whose Jewish population rose from 510,000 in 1870 to 615,000 by 1910.
Tortilla
Brown.
it's not actually a tortilla, it's a "wrap"
not sure what the difference is
The letters used to spell the words
Aids ain't even a white peopo or an Arab thing. It's mainly a wakanda thing.
You are one rude nigger
Presumably you didn't scrap your leg against anything? My mom gets skin tags that doctors have said are pre-cancerous, but don't look like this. From looking at other images of skin cancer signs and comparing it to yours, to me your skin issue isn't as dark and looks more like a flesh wound. I have no medical background though.
If you've had it for less than a month, I'd consider just waiting and seeing how it heals. Otherwise, see a doctor. There's no disease that gets better from ignoring it.
Why did Chris Benoit do it
There's no disease that gets better from ignoring it.
but there are lots and lots of experiences that are not diseases and go away when you ignore them
None of you even play any other instruments or have any creative hobbies or talents. You're a gaggle of boring cocksuckers.
Why the fuck doesn't this retard Tony ever learn to sit down when his vision starts blurring? He's been passing out after prolonged periods of weakness for seasons now and every time he just stands there like a retard waiting to fall down.
I like to read.
I play the piano
That's not creative. I'm talking about hobbies or pastimes where you create something. Music. Art. Literature. Something. You're all uncreative and boring
i recognize this post from last week
Well at least there's one here. I play guitar. We should Collab and play Bachs Invention 13 together
It's on where my socks end. I'm guessing it's a wound from friction. I probably had it for a week or two. I didn't pay much attention to it.
I know how to play the guitar, piano, recorder, harmonica
I just don't because I do not enjoy it
Isn't playing an instrument kind of a stupid bar for being interesting? Are you a woman?
Playing someone else's composition on an instrument someone else made is a mechanical endeavor. You are a stupid person. I probably created more before I hit double digit age than you have in your entire life, frankly.
We should Collab and play Bachs Invention 13 together
playing other people's music is not creative.
it's just another boring, rote hobby of consumption
I wasn't here last week dummy
you don't understand what a hobby is and you aren't capable of empathy
Eating these
It's very creative, you're CREATING the music regardless of whimsy wrote it. You're so desperate to get me because it hurt your feelings when I called you boring (which you are) and no amount of coming after me will change that
you try doing diving headbutts for 20 years and see if you don't turn out crazy
I play bass and garden and paint gundams and other figures
Nigga think he Asian
My hobby is downloading, checking, sorting and viewing pictures and videos of women urinating
My other hobby is playing videogames
Then my minor hobbies are watching old movies and posting on Anon Babble
I'm all full up on hobbies actually I wish I didn't have to work so I could pursue the existing ones more avidly
drinking a pibb xtra
I write and garden.
I love gardening. And bass. You're cool, but these other clowns are boring
This nigga really trying to gerrymander rote repetition as creative because his retard arts teachers said so
Heard the pope was sick. Whatever happened with that?
get a hobby that involves going outside
My hobby is downloading, checking, sorting and viewing pictures and videos of women urinating
HOLY BASED! You should share.
He'll be fine
I don't have a teacher and I'm self a taught musician. No guru, no system, no mantra. Zen-like
you're still rehashing the same conversation
desuarchive.org
woman babble
you also don't know what gerrymandering means
I used to have some but outside was always so full of retards that I gave it up
Yeah, sometime when I get more sorted and if I get a better job so I can afford a VPS/seedbox
the smoke turned white means he's all better
The ideal american citizen looks like this
Yeah, sometime when I get more sorted and if I get a better job so I can afford a VPS/seedbox
I'd accept an unsorted mess.
she is breath taking
My god. what incredible genius
Calling me a woman won't make you any less boring. Geez, it's no wonder women don't like you. You're so dull!
just won an argument
White people are effectively politically, culturally, and socially neutralized in this country .
Thank you. At this point I'd like to open up the floor to any questions.
Then set up a host or something and I will start uploading.
In dublins fair city, where the girls are so pretty
Being a faggot doesn't make you less boring either THOUGH
you people make me SICK
A toast to the host who can boast the most roast
I don't cared, I love my hobby
i'm looking at this piece of meat the same way your mother looks at me
almost 100 GB if girls pissing
you have to care what i think about you
*1 TB
Raised on songs and stories, heroes of renown,
The passing tales and glories, that once was Dublin town,
The hallowed halls and houses, the haunting children's rhymes,
That once was Dublin city, in the Rare Auld Tymes.
Squirt is not piss
want to post some of my writing/art to reddit
post gets removed due to lack of karma
can't get karma because you need karma to post in the first place
how do people use this fucking site?
I dont find Pakistani, senegalese, Sudanese, Bangladeshi, indian, and Afghani women pretty tbqh
It's mostly piss, mixed with a few other fluids.
It is precisely piss and you're a complete fool to think anything else.
You post nerd opinions on smaller subreddits, where they have less psycho mods. You can karma farm retards on reddit, by just reading some of their posts, and then feeding it back to them in meme format.
reddit actively hates you doing anything for yourself. it's a website for reposting stolen art without credit
It's 90º and I saw an Indian woman taking a walk with full on Indian garb.
you know it smell crazy in there
i hope she was walking to the airport to fly back home
You dropped a digit anon it's almost 1TB
Though honestly there is some other stuff in there as well including some movies but mostly women peeing by filesize
I have more or less thoroughly checked and kept about 60k-70k files so far. I have deleted about 200k but a lot of that was duplicate filtering or random stuff I didn't want.
Still, I do need to do another duplicate filtering after I finish sorting some stuff that needs its import time preserved for tagging purposes, so we can assume my quality check will leave at least 150k more or less decent images and videos and at least 120k of those would be women pissing. Probably far more since I have already gotten rid of some of the easy to find deletes at this point.
A lot of it I scraped from tumblr accounts I found on a burner back when it was full of porn pages.
But I refuse
Yes it is, skenes glands are really tiny
listening to LamazeP
i love miku
A lot of it I scraped from tumblr accounts I found on a burner back when it was full of porn pages.
A better time.
And I caught my mistake after I pressed post.
See:If you ever get through it all, I beg of you to make a torrent on Anon Babble.
Howling at the idea of Muslim women walking around in their ninja suit at 100 degrees fererenheit
Conceptualize the olfactory stumili.
It wasn't the thin type of dress either. It looked like a thick winter dress.
One time I was getting off the bus at the same time a Sikhjeet was getting on and as I passed him I told him, "I like your hat."
That was the plan, like I say when I can seedbox
Actually what I would like to do is find a good, private host somewhere without a lot of content or copyright stuff and make a website where I upload it in batches and other anons can tag for me according to my criteria, more or less. And like multiple people see the same images to help with tag reliability. And then whenever a batch is done it gets uploaded as a 7z or something for everyone.
Would take a bit of coding on top of having the money/time to set up a server but I was thinking once I have it set up I could ask people in the Anon Babble pee threads if they were interested
That's where I get most new stuff now
Anyways it might be some years unless I come into money somehow
pooped twice so far.
Day 24 of my pooping fast
A bunch of crazy stuff happened and , long story short, I ended up eating some crackers with my brown rice. Now I like it and eat crackers with rice whenever I have rice. It's good
I'll eat your rice you fucking guy
I could ask people in the Anon Babble pee threads if they were interested
As a semi-frequent enjoyer of those threads, I'm pre-voting yes.
When I was little I was riding the bus with my mom at Halloween and some guy got in in a "costume" like he was stabbed with a knife he had a white shirt and fake blood and a fake knife sticking out and I started screaming and my mom had to take me off the bus cuz I thought it was real
I guess I could start coding it and test locally
I'd just need someone else to host
Amazon delivery driver caught defecating on front porch of Los Angeles home
What a bitch
Southern California doesnt have working indoor plumbing so you can't really get mad at her
I was like 5
Do you have the one of the girl who's naked on her knees in the shower and looks high and there's like 3 guys around her pissing on her and it's some kind of house party and there's a girl in the background talking about how crazy she is
When you gotta go you gotta go
if you've never defecated in public you've never really lived
amazon is retarded and thinks they will have infinite people to replace when they run through them through insufficient breaks and unsafe working conditions
hot though and wish there was a video
but feel bad for anyone who works for them
I've come damn close
I wouldn't know if I did because I have a lot mostly unsorted and also because I delete anything with a man or dick in it and don't want to see men pissing
Remember when Target Canada was a thing. I never went inside one.
yeah
worthless store idk why you would ever want one
I'm gonna miss Hudson's Bay Company. World's oldest business, gone.
Target Canada should still be a thing but in a different way
I ain’t never done took no shit in public but I have masturbated in public as a horny teenager
Why are you so brown
Were you discreet or were you mashing that thing openly?
Fat people in futuristic settings have been retconned now that Ozempic exists
i jerked off on a bus once as well
when you're young you just have no morals
I used to jackoff in public washrooms all the time. Even in the States. I jacked off in the Target washroom in Bellingham multiple times. Yes I call it the WASHROOM. Too many times I'd be down south and I'd ask someone where the washroom was and they'd be like "you need a shower?" and I'm like NO I NEED TO TAKE A FAT SHIT AND JACKOFF IN YOUR NEAREST RESTROOM YOU DOLT
Doesn't it shut down your appendix and give you the itis or something
Singles get out of bed and make myself some coffee and breakfast
Dubs hang myself
Trips full speed car crash
Quads stab myself in the heart
Quints masturbate myself to death
Sexts stick my head into a high power fan
Septs auto erotic asphyxiation
made another thread on Anon Babble that will get no replies award
In a bathroom stall is fine I think as long as you're quiet.
Masturbating publicly though is disgusting
Stab yourself in the heart but really slowly
In future America they’ll remove your appendix at birth to prep you for Ozempic instead of your foreskin
Did anyone notice?
It's legal in Sweden.
I have a foreskin. It makes me feel like a foreigner...I'm so insecure about it
I will never fit in among the goyim
yeah this chinese guy who was sitting diagonally from me definitely knew
Ever smoke weed on the bus?
why do you dumb animals come to my country
Actually it was two friends and I.
12-13 or whatever idk
But I still remember that one friend and I already had puned while the other didn’t so we bullied him over his pubeless cock and then we went to play outside and eventually jacked off in the woods lol.
Such is life.
like out in front of the mirror where the sinks are or locked in the cabin? Because that wouldn’t really count as public IMCO…… (in my coomer opinion)
One time I was on the bus and a black guy lit up his meth pipe
Yeah but it was abandoned and in a junkyard
Fk is jumping the shark
It was in the cripples washroom (now called gender neutral washrooms)
At a bus stop once the girl next to me starts telling me how she smokes fent
Busses are magical places where you can meet all kinds of lovely folk
was she cute?
You would love Vancouver
The single time I took the light rail to a concert to avoid driving it was stopped because a black gentleman started smoking meth
Ended up just walking the rest of the way but at least I was only about a mile away at that point
You must live in a near Utopia if a fent addict at a bus stop is considered note worthy
“Jumping the shark” refers to the moment when a TV show (or any series, franchise, or brand) starts to decline in quality because it resorts to absurd, gimmicky, or over-the-top ideas to stay interesting — usually signaling that it’s past its prime.
The term comes from a 1977 episode of Happy Days where Fonzie, still in his leather jacket, literally jumps over a shark on water skis. It was seen as a desperate stunt to keep the show exciting, and it became shorthand for when things go too far creatively and lose credibility or charm.
Want examples of shows or movies that are considered to have jumped the shark?
I was on a greyhound bus once and the guy sitting next to me smelled like shit and was giving himself a tattoo the whole ride
damn cripples can't have anything
There was a mother and her mentally retarded son sitting in front of me when I took a greyhound once and he stole the drivers sunglasses when she got off to take a piss
At least he didn’t decapitate another passenger lol
(Certified Canada Moment)
I did once in a bucket
Not a pleasant experience
In California they just call it the Family Restroom now because all single occupancy bathrooms are gender neutral by law
listen up liberals: my wife won't let me see my children
No she looked old and gross.
Not really my city is a shit hole. It was just the bus stop close to my condo. Usually I don't make any small talk with whoever else is there
Did you guys also disappear into the forest for 12 hours a day as a child and just build huts and shit?
Once found an illegal dumping site where someone threw away a bunch of toys so I took all the dolls and strung them up to scare any wandering people
There was one time I was at a concert and I had to piss really bad and the line for the men's washroom was so long that I just walked into the women's washroom and used the stall.
Smart move.
women's bathroom line being shorter than the man's bathroom line
Fake and gay.
any gyatt up femcels here?
Yeah spinst- oh sorry dont want to trigger you
I saw a video once of a guy cumming on the bare ass of a girl dancing in front of him at a rave. she didn't even notice
my local comic convention has unisex bathrooms at the venue they use and they're not single occupant. men and women use the same bathroom at the same time. it was quite surreal to take a piss while women are putting on makeup outside.
Coffee did the job. I have just done a huge meaty shit. It was massive. In fact it was so big it could have fed a starving African village for an entire month!
This
Every concert I’ve ever been to was the opposite and sometimes they would just let women take over several of the mens bathrooms and the men would only have half the usual capacity but still less of a wait time
Squat toilets are better than sit down toilets
Normal women wearing pasties at raves us one of the sexiest things I've seen
there is no point in dating nowadays
Anon, we just went through the same experience
Finished my coffee and took a big shit
We may be spiritually linked
It was a metal show so hardly any goils were there that night.
Reminder that average women get to choose from top tier men, and average men get the leftover women
women that go to raves is one of the unsexiest most disgusting things i have ever conceived in my mind
so you're just gonna spend your whole life seething that you're not a top tier man?
I am going to start donating my meat shits to starving children in Africa.
I'm not seething, I've found peace in singlehood.
hello
thinking of polishing a mud ball using one of those ancient japanese methods
Just emptied my guts
i am sort of fascinated by homeless people, tweakers, and other sorts of vagrants
What is that a euphemism for
bitches like to dance
Women should be made to hold it or pee themselves at concerts
It's weird, I think its kind of hot when women piss themselves but at the same time I wouldnt want to touch it or anything in a actual sexual context. Like it's only hot through a screen when I'm jerking off
In India they eat cow shit
No they don't, but Haitians eat dirt
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its not an euphemism, you can polish mud into perfect glass like balls
i miss my pakistani friend Hanzi from Brampton
scat fetish
Sure showed them Colonial Masters
I hope you do it and show us
Can a nigga live
That my friend is poop
Moaned when taking a shit award
Indians literally fry up cow shit to eat though
gotta go under for a procedure. should probably stop listening to NHH so i don't accidentally start singing it
LOL that would be fucking priceless
might have to die of sepsis if I can't get my broken molar fixed without a root canal
if I go under I might end up begging a pretty orthodontic nurse to pee in front of me or something
New
Someone make a real new
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His resolve caved
We're not doing that
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