/med/ + frens

Trap edition
Fell for it:

That's not a man, right?

whats wrong with that

oh no, i've fallen for this trap
haha who could've seen that

not me lol

God I love traps

I am falling

Hook, line and sinker.

I woke up with a bad stomach ache.

My magyaristic nigga can't stop creating zesty threads

AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Not me, I'm fine without mentally ill slags thank you

I fell for it once, never again.
Big weekends are over, time to wage.
Based

I fell for it once, never again.

This you?

The UK is going to be hotter than Malta, which means we are definitely a Med country

you burn red like a tomato though

We're going to be having a rather wintery week.

we are definitely a Med country

We have known that for years due to Catnigga's proselytism

when did goth stop being goth and start being le quirky black lipstick, dyed hair, and hoodie?

poor lad

Basically, I keep warning fellers against mentally ill pussy but they don't listen.

here, I owe you a (You)

That's a female you cunt (love you broski, no offense).

Is it? I once asked and the malteser suggested it could be the other kind of "trap"

I'm all good, I just took a bigger dose than I am used to.

dose of what substance

Also, I was told by a personal trainer today that I would also make a nice personal trainer. I just said I would not. There's no way I can listen to all the bullshit they have to listen to for hours on end every day. Like you get the most retarded ass nigga taking classes from you and he won't shut up about his bullshit schizo theories.

Zesty ass nigga.
Thanks for the (you) doe.

Is it?

I think so. However, in the world we live in we may never know who truly is a male or who is a female.
Simple as.

This is not how Todd intended his game to be

Are we sure about that?

Why the hell isn't extraflags working?
what are you a narc?

Being a personal trainer has to be nice, not a physical job, can make bros with your clients and may even get some pussy from your female clients

Or even a way to get money on top of your salary

tell me. you know you want to

not using the bw of the gf to do zercher squats

NGMI

even get some pussy from your female clients

Wasn't there an article about an israeli dude who banged like 80 of his female clients reposted like 10 times every day on Anon Babble for a while?
I could never fr no cap.

Or even a way to get money on top of your salary

Meh, I'd rather spend my free time chilling instead of getting a second job. I can't complain about my salary and I don't think personal trainers make that much in Hungary.

As you wish, I was just thinking of the advantages of the job

Why don't you become a pt? You are mentzerpilled as fuck. That's RARE in our days.
youtube.com/watch?v=DnwWHnvTa7s

Gothic thread, Gothic banger.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcRTtQ9pjw4

Why don't you become a pt?

Wouldn't work, I don't have the charisma

You are mentzerpilled as fuck. That's RARE in our days.

The more I read about that guy, the more I realize he was completely right

No weights listed

Suspicious

Is this a realistic body goal if I start lifting.

i detest this astroturfed jew nigga

gives great advice

does literally the opposite of said advice

Love him and Nippard too, simple as. Too bad he's one of the most schizo fitness youtubers out there. And Nippard is annoying as fuck.

I'm ashamed of my bench (it was shite).
Db ohp: 1x10+2x9 20 kg
Unilateral triceps extension (no attachment): 3x11 10 kgs
db lat raise (with bent arms) 3x4 16 kgs

tfw no Anna gf

It isn't, that bloat isn't realistic without abusing PEDs.

lmaoooo

Would I fall for this trap?

With pleasure

Of course!

I like to imagine that when philosophers had any disagreements, they would solve them in a ring, wrestling.
Also it rained suddenly, such a nice feeling.

jeets finally reached my region

We didn't know how good we had it...
Anyone dedicated enough to an aesthetic it takes over their life isn't completely sane either.

Maybe. Enjoy the horde.

Maybe you'll get some Indian restaurants in your area. Personally I'm a big fan of Indian food

I hate boomers.

They're trickling in for now but I see more and more.
I'd sacrifice indian restaurants if it meant less migrants. Same for any other 3rd world cunt.

You just hate your dad.
Think about your grandpa, he's a real boomer and he's nice!

Nigga that beartrap is about to behead me

jeets, nafris and negro migrants all work in low skill construction work and food delivery

Kinda funny how we naturally developped a new slavery system.

He's a silent gen chad (based).
You are right though. But I still hate old people for what they have done, simple as.

That was the goal all along.

Local media is currently soyjacking over an apparent Maltese great-grandparent of the Pope's.

It is a metaphor for her vagina dentata ready to chop of your glans if you are naive enough.

What will happen in a couple of generations when they have kids who will have voting rights.

What have they done?
Indeed, now we see if it was really worth it.

I can say that it was not.

What will happen in a couple of generations when they have kids who will have voting rights.

They didn't think that far.

vagina dentata

My ex gf had that but it only hurt herself.

Let me tell you about the Spartans.
They had so many slaves that they were afraid of sending their army away because a revolt could happen at any time.
By trying to become the jailers of their slaves, they became trapped themselves.

From my experience, the best ethnic restaurants are the ones staffed by locals kek
Sushi, Mexican, Italian, kebabs, every single one of them near me.
You don’t need migrants to eat good food.

I'd sacrifice indian restaurants if it meant less migrants. Same for any other 3rd world cunt.

I guess I don't see migrants as an inherent problem.

You don’t need migrants to eat good food.

True. But restaurants run by migrants can have dishes that nobody else local to you is offering at the moment.

I guess my stance towards migrants is "whatever". My main concern is that people obey the law. I don't really care if someone is a migrant or not.

the best ethnic restaurants are the ones staffed by locals kek

That's racist, only ethnic people can make ethnic food

Portugal needs 1 more million immigrants to heal that racism you have

Bro this is the whitest ass comment I've ever read.
Seriously, you should be granted American citizenship and given a house in Minnesota.

I'm in love with russian and kazakh men, they all look so good

tfw no

Why the fuck hasn't it rained in like 3 months.
The heat wouldn't even be that bad, but there's no break from it, it's just uncomfortably humid all the time now.

It was supposed to rain this afternoon, or perhaps later in the evening. So far, no sign of rain.

That's a very nice way to put it.

I guess I don't see migrants as an inherent problem.

Famous last words.

My main concern is that people obey the law.

There's a big correlation between people who don't obey the law and migrants.

t. loves the hustle and bustle of the big city and authentic gutter oil indian delicacies

What have they done?

Things
I'm not going to make a list, as I get mogged by veneto when it comes to dissing boomers

It rained for pretty much the whole of November and December here - and then it was like someone turned off the tap and it suddenly stopped.
When the soft rains fall on Malta, think of my parched corpse lying broken on the sun-cracked earth.

We've had plenty of rain this winter. I hope the weather holds so that I can go out and do my walk.

We’re in dire need of brune to dish some sense into these immigrant loving gommies.

fascist scum

brekkie status: eaten

posts a simpson screencap

I miss him so much bros

Anon Babble is going to drag us through hell and back during our Eurovishite show, and we deserve it.

Thai bussy must be mad good for him to be there for so long.

He probably thought it would be a nice little detour to climb the K2 or something, based lad.

Literally my thoughts...
Naive medlings come in and forget this is chud territory
Vgh...
He'll post a pic with /med/ drawn in piss in the snow.

There's a big correlation between people who don't obey the law and migrants.

I don't know how much of a correlation there is in that respect, but there are still plenty of criminals who aren't migrants. So maybe the problem isn't migrants and instead it's criminals of any background.

Miss Brune

I want her to destroy me like how the Goths destroyed Rome

A lot of migrants get naturalized and get the nationality so in that sense you're kinda right.
Focusing on immigration isn't enough, having strict laws and justice is paramount, and that for everyone.

The sky cleared up, at least. Yesterday was a bad case of thick, suffocating overcast(?; Ċlampu).

with a strap on?

I meant as in convincing me to make poor life decisions, not as in destroying my anal canal

what about fucking your mouth with a strap on? Some strap on dicks can even ejaculate, you can drink chocolate from her dick

There are white criminals too of course. But anyway. It's interesting that nearly everyone on Anon Babble is very anti-immigration.

The "local population produces criminals" argument is funny because it is true, yet somehow some people try to use it as justification to import more. Ideally you try to minimise a problem, not worsen it.

Ideally you try to minimise a problem, not worsen it

But what about the food? Increase in criminality is a price I'm more than willing to pay if they bring their food with them

Kek.

Talking about /med/ders we have not seen here in a while, I really miss Turkbro aka Effendi too.

The time for arguments is over with pro-immigration people, at this point they are just traitors plain and simple and they desire to bring harm to their own people. This should have more consequences than just a polite "I disagree".

I'm not necessarily pro immigration, I just don't care about it as an issue that much. Sure maybe immigration levels shouldn't be really high because you might get a lot of people who have very different values. But I think some level of immigration is okay. Sometimes immigrants have valuable skills.

if you don't want more immigrants then tell agricultors to stop using slave labor. they are the one bringing immigrants in to work in conditions no local would ever accept

Just remembered that a short-haired American tomboy from the Deep South will never say "nice shootin', Tex" sarcastically after I fail to hit a single target while firing her pawpaw's old varmint rifle for the first time.
At least that's a story we can pretty sure had a happy ending. He was on track to graduate with a great degree and had achieved romantic success with an attractive German woman.
I actually have a working theory that once you have a certain amount of sex, you're no longer able to perceive /med/ anymore. It's sort of like how children lose the ability to see faeries because they stop believing in them.
I'm trying to back up this thesis with hard data, but so far no accredited institutions will grant me the funding to test it.

I actually have a working theory that once you have a certain amount of sex, you're no longer able to perceive /med/ anymore.

portuchad is still here though

Yes, cheap labour importes deserve the rope just as much as the multikulti cheerleaders.

importers*

Free flights to Haiti.

Only counts if it's with human females, and - according to his own words - Portubreeder has been sexually ensnared by as succubus from the infinite layers of the Abyss.

Plot twist:
Portuwife is the one who is a human. Portuchad on the other hand is an incubus.
That would explain why he thinks about sex, porto wine, vidya, and bacalhau, and nothing else 24/7.

Time to leave for my walk, lest that storm does arrive and ruin everything.

Is your name Tex? I thought you were Nigel...

for magyar

got me

he lost his chud powers losing his virginity with a brown queen tho
this desu
total farmer death
on top of ruining our soil with pesticides and abusing their animals then they bring thousands of ngubus to pick their onions so they don't need to pay anyone a proper salary
all that to get ripped off by supermarkets when they're the ones who hold the goods anyway
greedy brain dead twats
how can you ruin such a beautiful profession
makes me MAD

tomboy from the Deep South will never say "nice shootin', Tex" sarcastically after I fail to hit a single target while firing her pawpaw's old varmint rifle for the first time.

Just had an intense Until Dawn flashback hit me. I heard the exact intonation Hayden Panettiere used.

Mmmm, those high heels. So lickable...

Based take, they're retards but they're our retards so everyone has to go along with it.

Haven't you already shared that mp4 once already? Maybe it was not you, but I too will repost my og comment.
Bareback sex with left and middle (while they are on the pill)
Bareback sex with right from dusk till dawn (while she is not on the pill)

That would be an interesting plot twist. I suppose we should not put him beyond suspicion until we have the opportunity to test or trick him into disclosing his demonic heritage.
Just because I am British does not mean I am called Nigel. This is the kind of subtle anglophobia I've been trying to warn everyone to look out for.
Still waiting for that latest installment of the Dark Anthology series (the space one). It's the only horror series of games that I actually enjoy.
Sniffs for Hayden Panettiere.

I think you mean "unprotected sex"

Hello fellow /med/ers.

sl**nesh

mfw heretics have infiltrated this cuntree

it's so over...

Good day med am back from the cagie, only 3 and a half days

Todays driving lesson was terrible, the car seized so many times and I did maneuvers badly

What do you mean by "seized" ? You mean you stalled ?

yes

If I were you I'd pass the automatic car license

need big hairy med bear who can cook tasty food to fall in my trap
my crystals haven't manifested one yet

No I want manual. Besides, today I just didn't sleep good

It's like taming a horse, it takes time.

Do not give up - if my reports are accurate, cars turn you into a total chick magnets (women like being driven around to different places, such as sushi restaurants and Miley Cyrus pop concerts).

Well hang on with the clutch pedal and learn from your mistakes, I don't have to deal with it now that I drive automatic.

it's not that difficult it just takes time to master
I'm fucking retarded and I got my license first try

dont get nervous and lift ur pedal from the clutch slowly till u get used to the car ur having ur lessons in, driving classes cars are used a lot so sometimes their clutch gets a bit fucked

latest installment of the Dark Anthology series (the space one)

I'm not afraid of being in space, being among women though is scary.

Storm? What storm?

my foot in a bear trap

See neighbour's van driving my way

We are on greeting terms

Raise my hand to greet

It was not my neighbour's van

She is putting on so many layers of clothing, this is not practical.

Saw this dude in a tree during lunch break at the cagie.
Did they greet back ?

To make matters worse, his hand was raised. I think he was on the phone.

I suspect practicality wasn't her main concern

factory supplier is delivering the structure for mounting my server today

am at home

drive to factory to pick it up

drive home

unpackage everything

get ready to assemble

forgot the tools to assemble it at the factory

No way I'm returning to the cagie just to pick tools right after driving there just to pick this thing up.

look at this dude daydreaming of his diy he forgot the tools lmao

This can wait till tomorrow

Currently debating if I should get a cheap 22 inch lenovo monitor to productivitymaxx and used it as a second screen.
It's on sale and is only 65 euros so I think I should get it.

Thank you for the encouragement anons

If you're afraid of women, then why do you choose to live in a country full of attractive Greek girls? Do you not think this is a bit hypocritical?
Goth feet mentioned.

Borgir of the month by the way

Is it a tn or an ips panel.
How many hertz does it support.
And how good/bad are the whites.

I was merely placed here, just like the mountains and the other rocks.
And just like them, I endure the passing of centuries, unchanging and unrelenting.

Looks like shit.
Imagine how many calories you could burn by instead of eating a borgir that has 800 kcal in it, you'd roon another 8km.

b-but I don't want to cut

Borgir place wants you to cut, that's why monthly borgir looks like shit

If I were you I'd pass the automatic car license

Sorry Moselle, but automatic cars are for homos

Plap.

It's just falafels, eggplants and pickles
For homosapiens yes

I will not be buying it, as I would prefer to have another 27 inch screen as a second monitor, however, that does not fit onto my small ass desk.
Anyways, if you are still curious about the details, see picrel. For 65 euros that's a steal imho.

I remember when "trap" referred to a boy passing as a girl

I meant pickled onions

Sverige

Plato's real name was Aristocles, plato literally just means "broad" and was his nickname because he was a wrestling champion and an ABSOLUTE UNIT

actually a kino bit of history

trap
/trap/
noun
1. a device or enclosure designed to catch and retain animals, typically by allowing entry but not exit or by catching hold of a part of the body.

"the squirrels ravaged the saplings, despite the baited traps"

2. a situation in which people lie in wait to make a surprise attack.

"we were fed false information by a double agent and walked straight into a trap"

verb
1.catch (an animal) in a trap.
Similar:
confine
catch
cut off
corner
pin down
drive into a corner
pen
hem in
close in
shut in
hedge in
imprison
hold captive
2.trick or deceive (someone) into doing something contrary to their interests or intentions.

"I hoped to trap him into an admission"

Thanks chatgpt

I'm leaving Vvardenfel because I installed mods to make the island more difficult and level progression slow. I will explore the mainland and get stronger and come back.
I'm taking this little feller with me. I saved him from slavery and taking him back to the Elsweyr embassy.

In Greece this price is normal for such a monitor, just checked some online stores.
Is it possible to check price history to see if it was always like this.
In any case two monitors are so good, my main one is 24 and the secondary is 22.
Pretty good setup.
imo large monitors are overrated because of the eye strain they cause when you are at a desk.
For me even 27 would be overkill but my productive stuff is limited to some light office work so someone else might really need that real estate.

On the way to the boat, I met some shady ass nigga who offered to sell me his shack for 1500G.
It's a lot for a fucking mudhut in bumfuck nowhere but I like it still.
Will buy after my adventures down south.

Just came back from my incelrun, kind of uneventful but a little boy said hello to me, I noticed he had an Inter jersey on so I shouted "forza Inter" to him

I googled "define trap" like a normal person you fucking Indian

heil House Redoran
heil our people

I found some old Ikea keys eheh.

Redoran

ahah yeah, about that...
I was just dressed as Redoran to spy on them for my first Hlaalu assignment.

sesso sorpreso

In Greece this price is normal

Well, thanks to our high taxes, that's a pretty low price for it here as it usually sells for around I think 130 euros.

you fucking Indian

Whiter than you

I have to admit that in some aspects Hungarians suffer more than Greeks.

Greek women look better than Hungarian women.
Source: grandpa
Therefore, you literally can't suffer in Greece.

Be honest, /med/. Would you?

Mentally ill freak, pass.

Blowjobs must tickle

Hlaalu

embarrassing
I can respect Telvanni, even Sadras, Indoril and Dres
but seriously the fucking Hlaalu? the imperialcucks themselves?
have some fucking self-respect

I'm so glad the canon ending is Redoran and Telvanni teaming up and pushing their shit in, we'll deserved

god imagine a forked tongue massaging your cock...
hnnnng...

No.

fucking hell

Makes me cringe whenever I see shit like this, because I imagine someone grabbing each side of her tongue and ripping it apart.

what the fuck is wrong with her hairline?

Packing.

She has an HCWE (Hungarian Cock Withdrawa Episodel)

one tentacle probes the peehole
second tentacle caresses the head

Homosexual post.

Sadras

canon ending is Redoran and Telvanni teaming up and pushing their shit in

Yeah I'm sure the Emil fanfiction brought a smile to the simple man.
Yet, even in Bethesda canon, Hlaalu endures, now wrapped in shadows and lies.
As far as TR lore goes, they're still at the top of their game and looking up.
I like all Houses but Hlaalu has that lil' spice that I like.

I mean no offence friend, but what the fuck is wrong with you?

what the flip?¿

Today I was able to hit 165 kg touch and go bench again, which is good.
But some guy lifted 170 kg bench next to me.
But he's on steroids so I guess it's fine, it's stupid to compare myself to him.

is that her massive forehead or just white hairs?

Brainrot simp post.

Update.
Had the structure and the rack rails mounted and I realised I made a mistake.
I asked for some beams of the structure to be cut 2mm shorter than they should, and now the equipment doesn't fit the rack width.
I'll have to disassemble everything and add two 1mm spacer on each side for each beam...

the fringe?
the headband?
what's so confusing exactly ?

It's a biological vulnerability. She has purposefully made herself weaker, and for that reason, I would not let her be my girlfriend.

a whole lot of cope, coping so hard he's starting to pretend Vivec isn't a huge fag

that lil' spice that I like.

Cyrodiilic cum by the look of it lmao

165 is awesome.

And yeah, i mean, if you can do 165 you can do 170, but doesn't mean you need to.

Are you shred or are you just doing strength training?

Her hair is dyed white (idk what the exact color is called) in the middle.
Idk what you think is wrong with her hairline, broski. Maybe I sent you too many brainrot links and it's over for real this time.

170 wasn't there today, I think.
I do strength training, I'm 87 kg at 172 cm short so a bit on the chunky side but still somewhat visible abs.

She has an entire airport on her head.

Vivec is a huge fag, just like Crassius, that's true.
So we can say Redoran are getting buttfucked by fags on their own land, that's brutal.
Honestly you're the only one coping, I like all the Houses and will play them all eventually.

to fit her beeg german gothic brain :D

Nah thanks, I'm fine with normie women

Overthinking made us suspect that a family member might have something bad, health wise. Thankfully, we were proven wrong.

Mmmm, nice

I have some scenarios in mind

Already 9 PM REEEEEE

I have no idea what any of these runes mean, but somethings transcend language barriers you know...

Sess Brażiljan.

I give in
I troon out
I will make a twitter account for my art tonight
wish me luck
was a bit of the opposite for me recently
my dad's autistic aversion for health checkups almost ended seriously shortening the time he has left on this earth
it's just so autistic I don't even feel line blogposting about it out of respect for the man
he's all good now thankfully
what the shit

you Morrowind niggas made me create a Dunmer waifu, work in progress, tomorrow will continue (probably)

Played like an hour of BG3

get oneshot

can't hit opponent as he's out of reach

get oneshot by him

revive teammate

get AOE obliterated

get AOE greased so now I can't move

I just don't understand this game. No cap.

At least one of those runes mean one of the following:
-outside/foreign
-me/I

woman

not (used two times)

of

big

That's 7 out of the 41 runes used. That's 17% of the text I just decyphered for you. You can do the rest. You're welcome, no need to thank me.

It's like the best and most heckin epic and wholesome game ever, how could you possibly not enjoy it

now that the dust has settled
I had more fun with divinity II personally

eyes not red

hair not black

cringed a little

post your class, stats and abilities?

17%

more than the 0% I got
you fukken weeb

Anybody else seeing the orange full moon right now ?

class

Tiefling Paladin

stats and abilities?

I uhhhh... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Idk nibba, paladin abilities n shiet.

you fukken weeb

I'm probably the guy who watched the least amount of tranime or eastern media in /med/ though.

I thought this looked the best, I will try different styles tomorrow.

No, I'm inside.

I'm probably the guy who watched the least amount of tranime or eastern media in /med/ though.

That would be me

I can't even see the moon.

inb4 just go to your garden

I'm not going to unlock the door to the house as I already locked it for tonight. Traditions are traditions, simple as.
Have a pic of a fat whore too.

Don't you have windows ?
Also sex

get oneshot

can't hit opponent as he's out of reach

get oneshot by him

literally how?
even with just 16 STR you should be getting 80%+ chances to hit pretty regularly and divine smite oneshots most opponents at lower levels
and other than barbarians you have the highest HP pool and the ability to wear heavy armour from the getgo, how are they even one-shotting you?
did you do something retarded like put points into intelligence or dexterity or try to be some kind of healer who does anything that isn't hitting enemies really hard during combat?

Was for also you can literally read Chinese, you fukken weeb

Ok, I went to check and it is not visible from the yard/hole.

Yard is not the right word. I don't know which is right now, just translate "bitħa". A very small one at the back of the garage.

That's a shame, it was very beautiful desu

I don't know what you made, but it wasn't a dunmer.
Is this the first RPG you've ever played or something?
You always struck me as more of a "healer" type anyway, if you know what I mean.
Feet mentioned.

Good night, sisters. Today was rather shitty sadly.

Don't you have windows ?

BRUH
What I meant to say is, I can't see the moon through my windows. There.

into intelligence or dexterity

I left the points where the game recommended I leave them.

80%+ chances to hit pretty regularly and divine smite oneshots most opponents at lower levels

Well when you

enter battle

can't get close enough to opponents during first turn

then they hit you with a snare taking almost half your hp

It's over.
Maybe I should have chosen the normal difficulty, not the harder one.

also you can literally read Chinese

Being able to recognize like 20 characters tops is far from being able to read thoughbeit.

Is this the first RPG you've ever played or something?

No, I'm just simply retarded.

"healer"

Absolutely and you are unironically right as I loved playing support characters in vidya.

playing on hard while barely understanding the system

well that's definitely on you

Being able to recognize like 20 characters tops is far from being able to read thoughbeit.

that's reading 20 more characters than me tho

oh my malacostraca

not playing on hard while barely understanding the system

You NEED to become one with the grind. It builds character.

It is what it is.

quite possibly the chuddiest thing I've read on here

Playing on hard difficulty is preventing you from advancing in the game though. It is, quite literally, preventing you from building your character.

youtube.com/watch?v=M9VppumVyMg
He finally did it

Good night med

the sky grows dark and I grow weary
look to the east on the morrow, for when the scarab rolls the golden orb of Khepri and it rises in the sky, I shall return
gn

good night fellow chud