/brit/

nth for the gyaldem

Tyga - Taste (Official Video) ft. Offset

tune for today's morning

hate how cats can tell when you're stoned
catberg always stares me down from across the room like she's judging me

big chad road

was promised thunderstorms but there aren't none

How do some guys stay skinny like this

the chad's path is long but simple. there's no confusion about it, just a matter of will.

Get the charli on

chad travels the cahara on off-road trucks, he's unbound by virgin roads

the lads

choli <3

I’m willing to pay 500€ for good advice

don't tend to think about what a jew wouldn't or would like to be honest I don't think about jews at all

that minecraft nether sauce is actually peng

insane starmer locked up all the rorkes and now he's saying he wants their votes can prisoners vote or will he let Mr Honey out before then

Queen

Smoking some fags, sipping on a pint of larger, prime British rose sitting on me lap. Cor blimey… Croydon doesn’t get much betta than this

bro they own you lol

once showed up to an exam 2 days late lol

Full Massimo Dutti fit today lads

I'm not a feet guy by any means but I would give my left bollock to sniff the inside of those boots after she sweat in them all night

Goyslop is peng and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

This looks so fucking retarded man do you ever go outside LOL

in the woods foraging for burgers

faxxx

youtube.com/watch?v=zMSz0J0QF4E

need her BLACKED

There is a gay move

Might start drinking from this at toil

I had connections
But other people at the same time didn't and also a LOT of the applicants will be Indian and people really and try and avoid hiring them lmao. Did you have a wagie job before? If you have something with IT + customer experience that will carry you

Goyslop is peng and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

raping my arse with a kitchen knife

keffiyeh are actually pretty peng

over 400 undocumented men have arrived in Dover this morning. Officials expect it to become thousands a day in the coming weeks

close your eyes rorke

corr some right proper unfunny images getting posted in this thread

The English deserve it. No sympathy for the weak

Fucking hell it's warm. I'm sweating more than EW's uncle when he walks past a nursery

Rorke exposed

more tasty food and people to deliver it

it's dover

mental how the english just allow thousands upon thousands of africans and arabs to show up and don't do anything about it
ah well that's what you lot get for killing william wallace so fuck the lot of you

I've unironically become a big supporter of Israel
October 7th and the fallout really showed the level of bullshit they've had to deal with

wanking to the gta trailer again

how come he got arrested but kneecap never?

Why do we have to house the ones who get here? Just ignore them, let them live in the wild

I did a small IT internship many years ago and right now I’m in a ‘prestigious’ position as a junior project manager in a carpentry company. However, I don’t want to be in this role. I hate this industry and I’d rather be in the field I studied for, even if I didn’t learn much. I’ve applied for graduate programs and the like but they turn me down too. I don’t know man, maybe I’m just unemployable. I hate how they’d literally hire anybody even off the street than me. It’s depressing.

range? it's ROVER

corr some right proper unfunny gifs getting posted in this thread

The English have repeatedly had race riots against mass immigration. Several times in the 1960s and 1970s when immigration numbers were in the mere thousands, literally hunting down nonwhites to beat up. And as recently as last year with asylum centres being burned.
Don't think this is about "weakness"

i thought this was a pic of his mum

try this one on for size

tim curry of rocky horror picture show fame had a stroke and is in a wheel chair and can't move half his face :/

remember when they were arresting the rioters and that fella on the news bragged about how they would going to be attcked by muslims in prison

not an invasion though

Cor blimey and you STILL haven’t solved the problem? British lion crying the blues

I’m not a fan of Israel and I’m unironically less now post-Oct 7th but they, the Russian-Ukraine war and the recent India-Pakistan war has demonstrated the only path to peace is arming yourself to the teeth.

mental to see what the UK has become, remember corporations dont care about race or religion only capital

we're all gonna get palestined

when's the last time you showered lads?

6 weeks ago

lefty-pol just shat my plate

I've unironically become a big supporter of Israel

October 7th and the fallout really showed the level of bullshit they've had to deal with

half a century ago

Lad.. lol

5am this morning

Might go read a chuddy book under a tree in the sun

it's their humann rights, of course native homeless don't have that human right because it wasn't included in the legislation written in the 1940s

hour ago, did a proper shower too not a 'let the water run down my bottom half and that will do' shower
just stuck a finger in my arse to give it a sniff and i'm smelling like a clean bean

DTFIBM

About an hour ago lad

How chuddy we talking?

'let the water run down my bottom half and that will do' shower

Unimaginably grim

Joseph Campbell Hero with a Thousand Faces

Vaguely Peterson-coded

had sex with the wife last night and it was well peng

sat in the sun for 40 minutes and i no longer feel like a mentally ill freak
weird how that happens

One man said it's possible.

graduate programs are fucking brutal to get
I dunno, i'm trying to leave because you lose your mind a bit because you're constantly getting shit from both sides of the problem

but it does feel satisfying helping people with their shit

That's not that chuddy

Christians have easter egg hunts
Jews, well they have something like this. A celebration of giving children the plague and killing them in their cradles
No good man of sound mind would ever be caught defending this stone age people

This happened here, too (note the numbers here refer to boats, which typically carried 50-100+ people each.)
Then it stopped.
It's just the last people rushing to get ahead of what they know is coming.
Just a small pain to get through, like a needle injection at the GP's office.

these slags are so grim

You have a lot of options moving forward right? You can go into sysadmin and from there a lot of different career paths. Are you trying to get out of IT?

Part and parcel, innit.

what year did you first get on the internet?

yeah but 90% of the deaths are because hamas fight out of civilian infrastructure. 100% of the plan is trying to get as many of their own people killed as possible after doing the most evil attack possible to do

The reason they aren't sanctioned is no acutal state which isn't a failure wants to have it's army made null and void by unga bungas who fight out of civilian areas for protection

1983

Have you got your weapon?

The truth? All religions are wrong

sir pizza scranner

Oftentimes in history, the most powerful were the most hated by ordinary people, precisely because of their abuse of power. The Jews did have wealth and power all throughout the long period of expulsions, but not enough wealth or enough power to stop the sovereigns (kings, queens, popes, etc.) from driving them out. Only in the past 100 years or so have Jews had such obscene levels of wealth and power that they have been able to stifle all criticism, end all governmental ‘oppression,’ and to truly compel nations to follow their demands.

clairo was fit in that one video

My impression is Joseph Campbell has more genuine insight than JP

About 2006 I think. I used to use my dads laptop to look at yu gi oh cards on ebay

I don’t know. Maybe like 2012? I was born 91 but didn’t have internet access

yeah I only did very practical stuff and aren't qualified so wont really be able to get anything technical without lots of training. And they say that they would and that the real important part of people skills but thats mostly bullshit.
Going for public service job, interview later this week

I am a failure

Hitler was the last, best hope of the common people to drive out the pernicious Jewish element from Europe. But global Jewry was able to direct major nations against him and destroy him. Now we must live with the consequences.

Lolita is considered one of the best books of all time but I'm scared to buy it cuz it's about noncing

as if hstikkytokky is rizzing up beavo's bird omds

Classic American mental illness.

what did the australian govt do that was so effective that the UK govt apparently refuses to do?

It's for you

Why do you wanna leave? I’m not saying IT’s great but it’s one of the only paths in this country where you can make up to 200k+ without being a dodgy subcontractor or having your own business.

down 10kg

that nigga killed himself like 80 years ago bro let it go

Hitler did indeed hate the Jews and he did openly admit to being an anti-Semite. But the key point is what drove him to these opinions. No one is born anti-Semitic; there are very good reasons why people, for millennia, have come to dislike Jews.

I want millions of random people from everywhere, I want wages low as possible, I see giving Africans and Asians free houses as a form of reparations for the British Empire (Which was bad btw) I love getting on the train and hearing the full spectrum of humanity's tongues. I love the UK, I hate England and the little Englander mindset.

Mongoloid toes. Grim

Open your eyes and look what you did

Mogs me!

thinking of filtering the word hitler
don't think i've ever seen a good post with that word in it

Business idea: Take power as global events conspire to reduce the number of asylum seekers outside of the mainstream refugee system

In Hitler’s case, it is all spelled out in his Mein Kampf (chapter 2). As a youth, he knew only one Jewish boy but had no particular feelings about him. As a teen, he encountered more arguments against Jews, but again, didn’t make much out of them. It was not until he moved to Vienna in 1907 at the age of 18. Living there for six years, he personally encountered many Jews and learned much about their modes of operation: their control (and manipulation) of the press, their Marxism, their arrogance, their lies, their self-serving politics, their unkempt and malodorous appearance, their penchant for debasing culture, their role in crime and human trafficking… There was no end to the problems with Jews. “I gradually came to hate them,” wrote Hitler. “From being a soft-hearted cosmopolitan, I became an out-and-out anti-Semite.”

thicc x cheba mogs

In my eyes I didn't see any British

i thought i had been doxxed.....

There is a pull XD

The threat posed by Jews was not merely to Germany or Europe, but indeed to all of humanity: “If the Jew, with the aid of his Marxist creed, were to triumph over the people of this world, his crown will be the funeral wreath of mankind.” Thus for Hitler, the battle against Jewry took on something of a divine task—a mission to save the human race from virtual destruction. (Such a view was not unprecedented; some 150 years earlier, Voltaire said “[The Jews] are, all of them, born with a raging fanaticism in their hearts… I would not be in the least bit surprised if these people would not some day become deadly to the human race.”)

Why do you want to lose weight? I want to gain weight and crush immigrants

What

No green

pay little island to hold our processing facilities so that they can't claim asylum in Australia since the aren't in Australia

she needs my babies fr

Red is Finnish

Imagine what a different world it would have been if Adolf Hitler had taken his meds

Seeen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Sovereign_Borders
Tldr is boats were either intercepted and the people sent to detention/(very very slow) processing camps in third countries like Papua New Guinea and Nauru (what the UK wanted to do with the Rwanda scheme), or intercepted and towed back to just outside Indonesian waters, given enough fuel that they could only make it to the nearest Indonesian island, then let go.

desperate to fit in batty mong

*dabs on you*

Didn’t stop all of them tho, I came in 2007 and now I’m a citizen lol

that's bait

I am upside down

this is a bad day for me keir starmer wants to increase english requirements for those immigrating to the united kingdom, now i will never get to achieve my dream of living in great britain

okay incel seethe on with your made up acronyms lol

Id post my hand as proof but I’m lying in bed in the dark on my phone

I came to australia on a boat, im a literal rapefugee

You missed the gravy train man

blacking myself up the arse

why does it always bahrain on me

it's disgusting what the gov is doing
you NEED to be here you NEED to be taken care of at our expense

no way id it 18C, it feels like 30C in this room. these buildings aren't made for these temperatures. fuck global warming

I keep seeing English

minecraft bed flag

rorke fuming that his taxes might pay for a migrant's healthcare (he hasn't held a job or paid tax at any point in his life)

poo scmrieang

less jeets, more africans

Can I have the map?

watching some bbc

Gnight

Gnight

just sent an email. Heavy business going on here

i would have been a good citizen i would have paid taxes i would teach the somalis in the council housing how to behave you guys are missing out on the arab spice i would have brought to the united kingdom

night lads x

All your dreams in one place.

got my toes out

I was phoneposting on the train earlier and I didn't hear the ticket guy walking up behind me, he definitely seen my phone

You gotta explain to me why am I in this position?

bet he went up with the driver and had a good laugh at the virgin in the back

yeah haha I bet

maybe he posts on Anon Babble as well

15 months for stabbing someone

he'll be only 19 when he's out of prison
bizarre country

wirralglobe.co.uk/news/25154682.wirral-man-joel-price-18-jailed-stabbing-new-ferry/

rorke turning a blind eye to this

well thats not fair i cant immigrate to the uk and he gets to have complete freedom?

i wonder if Reform will bring back capital punishment.

the squirrel from wirral
is that a children's book yet
should be if not. lovely title

why do you want to move here? you know this is hell on earth right?

roke "hiding" and "not interested" in this post

fucking hell hope nobody ever reads my chatgpt history

so I can do it standing up now keep quiet *inserts my member*

Beowulf last loop

Nonce, are you?

every other brown person gets to enjoy the british isles i dont want to be the odd one out

rorke transcending his mental illness and making something of his life

Lovely

mate if you think every entry into chatgpt isn't being sent direct to NSA/GCHQ for analysis you're actually a retard

do you have any peng sisters? they can come

chatgpt how to encrypt harddrive

The hispanic whore

Why does it feel so good to put peanuts up my arse

my chatgpt history must be mind numbing, nobody would ever want to read it, much like my /brit/ posting career

Rorke becoming lefty once Reform get elected just to continue to be contrarian

chatgpt doxxocaust loometh. . . . .

Wasted

waheyyy boringlad!!

GTA4 remaster coming out later this year

ah yes, thanks rockstar just what everyone wanted

i have a chart that proves middle eastern men are the most replied to in dating apps

how long could I just aimlessly wander the country while buying food and shelter nightly on £15k?

Mine is a testament to my undiagnosed ADHD.

mine is just me becoming more and more annoyed at it for removing lines of code from the project that it made and would never be possible for me to build with my knowledge of programming

Hey

im in the business of catching the blackest niggers from the congolese depths of hell and sending them up to the moon

I literally do want this tho

that's wonderful abdul but i'm asking about your fit sisters mate

oblivion tier?

mental how most aussie posters are hapas

Call it a miracle.

Couple months. Shelter is expensive. If you bought a tent and just slept in that, you'd last much longer.

ktim

There is no she, there is it

i want this a lot but they've been saying this for like 10 years

Has anyone ever punched you in the face?

Yeah, I do want this ACTUALLY.

would like my ChatGPT to call me master and respond like an uptight intelligent maid but i fear it will fuck up the answers

One time

just had my fart-box tongue-punched

"change this functionality to X and don't change any other lines"

deletes half of the code

lol it do be doing this

I saw Beowulf's picture earlier

source: i made it up

in british culture do men have to pay a woman a lot of money to get her to marry him? in arab culture the man pays the woman a large sum of money and also buys her gold jewelry

swear it's hardcoded to do that after about 250 lines.

I had a mirror

Sheeeeeeeeeit

im gay

claude is apparently better for programming by far but i cba

If I had a gf I wouldn't be top blasting

Aid

try and get ChatGPT to generate an image of a full glass of wine, it literally can't do it.

You have to pay for the ultra premium service or they don't give the LLM enough attention span to remember that much code

you don't pay anything outside of the ring to marry someone here
it's based on love and not a monetary transaction because we're not backwards savages, you see

In Britain you just have to impress a woman with your rizz

If you have good rizz then you'll get a peng ting innit

business plan: win the lottery

thoughts?

chihaya belting this at the top of her lungs after a 2+ hour karaoke sesh

youtube.com/watch?v=Sq5Dj0U06vQ

I never had this problem

Requires a lot of investment and the chance of returns is slim

For that reason, I'm out

the songwriter x

youtube.com/watch?v=2qw7bGrPyLo

aint no one watching that

You get sun

why the fuck do you want the worst gta to be remastered?

but then the wife doesnt cook or clean and has 2 kids max she doesnt care if the two kids are both girls and divorce rapes you because you didnt give her money

Alri Duncan Bannatyne

just been sitting in the sunny back garden for hours. was a horrible spell of rap or trap or whatever the fuck it is now playing from a neighbour but that disturbance has passed

the best*

that would be san andreas

Why does it matter if both your kids are girls? Girls can pass on their genes just like boys can

The bus is moving mate

so how's your sex life?

haven't had my hair cut in about a year but I need to look presentable so what haircut should I get lads

'

mad the police raided that fellas house and said 'bit brexity' when looking at his book collection kek

short back n sides

girls are useless they pass on their genes by being fucked boys pass on their genes by doing the fucking

never understood gta. it's just a one and done game, there's no challenge in any of the gameplay, some technical aspects will impress you and the cutscenes can be amusing, but there's no reason to ever replay any of them and not nearly enough depth in anything happening to enjoy turning it on just to explore or drive around. nothing even wrong with any of that but I'm saying I don't understand why people go mental over them or could even consider them a favorite video game.

Haha poor ragebait

Survived?

It took me one full week to learn enough Quranic verse to communicate with Allah in the machine, aka, cyber-Allah or ChatGPT. I even adjusted model temperatures to be akin to those of the deserts of Libya. Inshallah

FOY

any other celibacy practicing man in?

It doesn't matter. Either way the genes are passed on.

tried to go for a nap but I just laid there and nothing happened

sure would like to generate a full glass of wine right now haha

never played GTA IV so a remaster sounds interesting. quite sad that 17 years on I don't have enough going on in my life that this is something I'll still look forward to though

no challenge? i tried to play gta 5 but i couldnt get past the very beginning of the game when the black guy has to follow his friend in a car

Yes with dog

do you guys still fw me ?

You how illegal that is?

GTA IV remaster but it's like the ones they released for the GTA trilogy

is it getting remasted? never heard anything about that

this made me fuming mad. what the fuck do they mean 'a bit brexity', as if brexit was illegal.

given a good PC, it's a good game
or an xbox one x

yes

Am I going back?

the police exist to serve the elite and the elite didn't want brexit

xx

Honestly they fucked me up so good that it's too creepy to even think about it. But you know I am Jerusalem.

can't beat the final boss on first berserker khazan

Ask ChatGPT to generate a glass of 1966 Château Haut-Brion

They fucked me up so good

might become one of them nosy neighbours, someone HAS to blast music out during the summer for the whole neighbourhood to hear. might as well be mine x

anyone else find what the egyptians did to lara logan disgusting? this egyptian spamming on here is annoying

rorke being cheeky x

As a Cockroach I don't see it

just got hired for £125k a year to be a Prompt Engineer

I forgot

only ten billion more kilowatt hours and the AI will do something useful trust the plan

there has never been a single """"remaster"""" that was objectively better than the original

Just below the rim isn’t it

hire me with you pleaseee

does this include music

they remastered your dad's sex arse in a limited edition release

Wine

nothing beats the original

GTA3

yes, look up the dynamic range of modern represses vs original release