What job do you work as in your country?

Truck driver.

It's great, I'm either driving through the beautiful scenic hills or pissing people off maneuvering a cunting great truck through residential streets.

Im not a kpop gookoid Im the mongoloid gookoid

I was born without an anus, I excrete excrement through un système metanephrom cutané, meaning through my skin, also I have no mouth, or gastro digestive system, I absorb and digest nutriments through all my cells.
You're shit out of luck.

Idc, Still adorable.

Why are nafris so horny

Wtf I read stories about an Aussie truck driver who ran over abos and killed them in north Australia and when he turned himself in the cops cleaned the blood and told him to go about his business.
You kill abos?
To be fair he killed the abo because he tried to stop the truck at night to rob him.

WTF are you doing. AI will have taken all the possible jobs for this next year. Quit now and do something else. Merit or skill can not get you income now.

I'm a consultant. People come to me for consultations

I'm not horny, I'm trying to complement you so you feel better about how you look.

welder

Naa, the only thing I've ever hit was a boon gate. That story doesn't suprise me though, there me though.

I drive and operate a shit sucker/flusher.

boon gate

...? I'm assuming you're not talking about an obese black woman who's as wide as a gate?

Hah, not quite mate.

One of these

How do you say poopenwagen in ikea?

Bajsvagn.

You suck for a living, svenjamin?

Ohhh, thanks for enriching my vocabulary, you learn something new every day, that's what I love most about living.

Zogbots dont get laid off, I just gotta pass my training

Oh thanks bro

Luthier

He's right, website developers have came completely useless thanks to AI like gamma, you're next on the chopping block, thank god I'm getting a degree in engineering no robot can replace.

I wont be doing web dev tho. Ill do networking and sysadmin

haha you won't even make it to 40, then it's career end

You suck for a living, svenjamin?

There are still plenty of carpenters. Also,

Reddit mod

They do it for free.

I check, program and run diagnosis for PCBs. Then I decide how to fix them if they're broken. Idk how it's called in the West.

I'm literally a tea server in an office building

teacher

Aluminum factory worker. The PPE shoes fuck up my feet but it's a good work, good benefits, however there's like only 3 fluently hebrew speakers including me, the rest are russians, one persian and arabs.

reddit mod

They do it for free though.

How is it?

Urban planning.
Based charioteer of excrements.

Code monkey, not even two years in and I want to win the lottery so I don't have to work ever again. Do people really find work fulfilling? Who fucking cares.

Any stories? Has anything ever gone wrong and you've ended up covered head to toe in poo?

How is reddit mod a job?
If iv understood those losers do it for free

They get paid in upvotes

*unzips*
aha, im also just honorary aryan.
Now bend

Arr rook the same

I'm a surveyor.

Has anything ever gone wrong and you've ended up covered head to toe in poo?

I've had three backblasts. Two missed me, one crack the literal asphalt and pipe and showered me and the side of the truck in toilet paper and shit.
Not much of a story, just an old pipe that couldn't handle the pressure.
I went back to base, cleaned up, changed clothes and called the repair team.

I am a living stereotype. I have been working for most of my career as a banker. My actual job title and duties are more specific than that, but not in any interesting way. I hate it and am actually actively retraining to do something completely different.

Is it true that bankers work 18 hours a day and are hooked on meth or is that only in Wall Street

you're thinking of stock traders. that dude just gives business loans to immigrants.

I'm an """"""""""information security analyst"""""""""""""""

FIRE bro

My dad is an oil baron, I dont work