macy's edition
/brit/
i used to work there until they let me go
i love wanking to cum tribs, i'm not gay tho
Random fight
What's the story in Balamory wouldn't you like to know
I guess we doing REFORM now
nth for the holodem
whites rely on wrestling and grappling
Get them imported
just watched gay porn for the first time
WARNING: /brit/ will close at midnight, so you can get 8 hours sleep before toilberg calls
Today my sister complimented my shitty jeans from Next
need this square crushed into a cube
sometimes I genuinely wish the internet closed at nigh
there'll be a drama documentary on the Troubles in the near future where all the IRA men will be black boys
just got bummed by a gay man, not gay though though because i had my fingers crossed
Watching part 3 of Snapped on Sky Mix
Jason Hamrick is found dead. Did his Russian wife Angelina murder him?
violently pooing
cor. what's her arse like?
already steaming
at this point might continue the steamingtoil
Wish the internet would close forever.
Sky Mix
You gotta explain what this channel is, I'm under the age of 45.
Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered.
Shakespeare on why small boat immigration is actually a good thing
It sunday
full steam ahead!
fanny craddock's musky tuppence
Quite normal I think
Shouldn't you be more keen to know how my arse looks in my shitty Next jeans
I have fists
I DO
BAD LUCK
FIST FUCK
no I usually stay within my own certain interest
How do you know it's a channel and not a show called "Snapped on Sky Mix"?
having a cup of tea
Global warming is going to ruin Canada, USA and Australia while leaving Britain largely unscathed.
Because it follows the Sky naming convention when I watched TV (Like 15 years ago)
It's a channel on Freeview showing True Crime shows. Channel 11
Germany's SAP software giant to abandon diversity measures in the face of pressure from the Trump administration
Amerilards have too much power
literally no genre of porn excitements me anymore
think I'm done with it
Drinking Smirnoff Ice and playing Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm 4.
Post boobs
oh it lush
we'll be growing wine and coffee and mangos whilst you lot piss and shit yourselves
shut the fuck up
weak
how’s the knob you’re swinging?
growing wine
Somehow BBC has sustained me for about half a decade at this point
growing wine
I watch your general with pleasure. Your videos are a great way to learn something new and interesting.
Playing with the little toilet paper fragments in my buttcrack
Thank you for your creativity! Your videos are always enjoyable and interesting perspectives on topics.
Drinking a 32 oz beer
You have fists
genuine banger youtube.com
based
does fred dineage present that one?
yh I coomed to camilla 2 hours ago
Thanks
*plays a sad, lonely saxophone in the middle of the thread*
he does
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Good
Know whats mad? WW2 isn't that scary. Apocalypse? That is though. The unknown and the lack of order which war brings is worse.
Might repost my arsehole.
Turns out my ultimate fetish is Premature
Seeing a nice lady in a bikini and blowing in less than a minute
Turns out my ultimate fetish is Premature
Turns out my ultimate fetish is Premature
Yeah
Watching Serial Killer Wives on 5STAR
Turns out my ultimate fetish is Premature
money plane
Turns out my ultimate fetish is Premature
The shocking testimony of Cindy, who met the love of her life, Bobby Joe Long, who were just 13 years old. Almost 20 years later he would be found guilty of eight brutal murders
Fists
A married man lives with his wife and I assume any family in a house they own somewhere. The man also owns another house. Every now and again, the man will appear at his other house at 11pm or so and stay overnight or for a day or two. What's going on here?
Um
don't click that
Poor man's Lady Sonia
Henceforth I shall be sticking with the crispy chocolate chip cookies. They're very good.
I tried the soft baked cookies of the same brand and they taste really weird.
didn't need to see that before going to bed
Yea mental that isn't it
Crazy haha x
I'm about that SOOOOFT brooo
w chunky chips
know this feel, some hentai clips have me cooming in a min and a half
on the otherhand(it was the same actually)
other times I gooned for 2+hrs for multiple days in a row
"whitey"
*Ears perk up bc that's me*
olga kurylenko sex
Sure
never wanked to her, my go to gilf is lacey starr
How far apart are the 2 houses
what happens in hentai, is it just like normal pr0n but animated
not trying to be cruel, but it is mad how many completely useless people there are in the world.
Nothing will make you detest rapacious insectoid “humanity” than learning there are only ~5,000 living tigers left in the world. Their numbers are frighteningly low because of habitat loss and poachers.
The life of one tiger is worth more to me than millions of human locusts.
Do you have a suit? How often do you wear it?
GET THE BIOMASS UP!!!
They'll make a comeback. They're fighters innit. They won't stay down forever.
My human body is a suit. An avatar of this world
yes i wear it a couple of times a week to the office
pope bobby
In the 1930s even hobos wore a suit.
yh, but the girls are bustier, being animated you can do more with scenes and story
leave it on Anon Babble next time
i want a giant gf (ggf)
just watched the GTA 6 trailer and it looks fucking wank, no wonder all the normoid women are gushing over it since 90% of the trailer is gay cringe romance shit that only women want in games
no man is playing gta to maintain a virtual relationship, pure fucking shite. first mission will probably be driving to the store to get tampons
No idea, I’m wondering why the guy a few houses down keeps randomly coming to his house so late at night on his own
GameCube is the best console of all time. Also Paper Mario is one of the greatest games of all time
mad how we have a pope called bob frank
the story is her betraying him at the end
Dick stinks of petrol
arsehole reeks of diesel
linen trousers and shirt
canvas espadrilles
aviator sunglasses
habit rouge eau de toilette
it's summer time de lads
I will likely upload an image of my anus tonight
youtube.com
watching reaction videos lads
sooner rather than later please, i need a wank
Thoughts on Henry Cavil's gf?
genociding 1100 koalas
what the fuck aussies how could you call yourselves non barbaric civilization
PEACOAT WANKER
he dated a uni of bristol fresher in his 30s
dont you people kill whales?
graphic t-shirts
cargo shorts
black socks
NB trainers
always
Child dead and others seriously injured after minibus rolls on the M4
dracula tier hairline
the stem student special
graphic t-shirts
cargo shorts
black socks
NB trainers
always
>Child dead
Ktim
really fucking hate summer
just be normal
no im a weird shut in incel and i want my smelly room to be nice and cool not hot and sweaty
is quite mad that our country used to rule the world almost within living memory
would you say youve hit rock bottom or are you alri
me on the right
kek black socks really are the easiest way to spot an incel
well im simulating social interaction with Anon Babble and reaction videos so i can't imagine it can get much worse
wanna know whats even more mad?
this country used to administer half of the world and now it can barely administer itself.
AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES
DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL
id give you a big hug and perhaps even a cheeky bumsqueeze if we were together
waaaa it's too warm inside
shut the fuck up and buy a fan or go outside mong
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quite muggy now after all the rain not a fan
misleading image
bit mean
i've just soiled me jammies
I own black socks because I work out and move around a lot.
Dont wanna spend money every month buying new socks because they are stained with sweat mate.
niggas room in interdimensional space
I CAN'T WAIT
FOR THE WEEKEND TO BEGIN!
tried washing them?
Tried having life experience?
Warhammer group admin died because he was American and struggled getting insulin
Absolutely grim country
You still kind of do just in our name
Made a joke when teaching sisterberg to drive today lads. I tested her emergency stop and said:
"OMG IT'S MADELINE MCCANN!"
she burst out laughing and sat laughing for 30 seconds. Proper comedian me
How is that even possible in such a rich country?
rich country
Nooooo you have to let dolefreak manchildren with shit genetics live on
no you didnt
big pharma owns the politicians and bribes them into making it illegal to lower the price of life-saving medicines that cost pennies in the rest of the world
making people laugh is one of the best feelings
It actually is, mumberg was in the back too. Made them both giggle for 30s until she was ready to move on. I taught her really well I think.
what the 14th of may until the 29th of july liverpool has no night time
timeanddate.com
HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT
Currently sat on the toilet having a poo
Then mumberg was like "you're a really special person and you help a lot of people" lmao
I'm actually a retard
this is the peak of english civilisation
there's nowt there though
You already know watching this that it wasn't random. I hate that it's as simple as that but it is, really is the bell curve meme for this line of thought. Except it's nothing to do with IQ, it's just to do with letting go of having hope and expecting there's more to people than what you see.
dont have money
dont get healthcare
crazy i know
Full of pakis and deanos
im going to bed lads
Listening to post hardcore emo
this isn't a british bankers club
im going to get out of bed, go for a poo, and then go back to bed lads
goodnight lad
goodshite lad
Mental
bit mad cary grant was gay
Doubt
What's the point of any of this? So disgusted with all of you
At least I am not English
Such a low bar, ugh
Goa trance
there'll never allow a british pope tho
just won't happen
sir this is a greggs
I never thought I could make it.
thinking about a lot of funny words right now, like bollocks and knob and such. Having a good chuckle to myself ahaha
Did you watch House?
What about Thomas Travis Kelly?
That's VERY good, if I'm honest
the poope
Get the bollocks cleaned
Did you know that hundreds of Jews were exterminated during the holocaust? Utterly reprehensible behavior from all parties involved
I'm the most accomplished practitioner of AI art in the continental United States as of today, at 4 PM EST. Please don't bother responding to this comment if you know what's good for you. I don't even have the patience
oftentimes
I look exactly like this
In bed and need to hear a bedtime story about nigga ninjas
toil is in 6 hours
All of my siblings won the NY mega millions jackpot lottery more than once. I don't even bother speaking to people who haven't won it once. It's almost insulting. Don't even bother
cant you get the computer to do that for you like some kind of indian
tomorrow I gotta get back to doing landscaping
I only listen to music by black teenagers
rorkes "mobile"
toil in 12 hours
What are these? Chinese telephones?
about to install his tesco mobile SIM
Toil in never
bedroom is an an attic
boiling hot
catberg (who always sleeps downstairs) has come up and wants to cozy up to me
cats fucking love heat lads aye?
whenever there's a bean of sunshine through a window pane she always lies where the sun hits the floor too
thought they'd find it unbearable in this weather but cats just want to be as hot as possible all the time I suppose
bizarre behaviour
yeah haha they are a bit like that even though theyve got that massive coat on
how do people get gfs
wipe some of my gooch sweat behind my ears, the ladies love it
domestic cats come from some species from north Africa so it makes sense
something I think about some times and I want to know if I did what anyone would have done or if I'm really a coward *waits to be asked about it*
in Afghanistan 50 year old men marry 9 year olds just like Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)
Iraq has just passed a law that permits the same thing
so that's an option if you convert to Islam
I can't stand women. They haven't read Heidegger or any of Husserl's later work. It's not worth my time. Sorry
any runts in?
5'7 me
ask AI about foods that will keep skin looking young
it's all repugnant
imagine my shock
Jay Dyer has talked about Husserl and Heidegger.
Real sleep deprivation is a powerful drug. Changes the mental state a lot. Feel very creative when I'm running on fumes
Just won $5 playing online poker. I think I've peaked.
Won a little tournament and then went all in in a cash game with pocket aces
dust in the wind
all we are is dust in the wind
Imagine caring about what anyone else thinks? So embarrassing
Catyank is very intelligent.
fussy ponce
Cum doesn't appear on the list once. Not even worth my time
fish bones
chicken cartilage
beef (only when it's tough)
liver, heart and kidneys
oh yeah delicious
talking to LLMs
Are you actually a spaz
he's stinky and weird
also, I heard he fingered his cat (pass this around)
mental that in 2035 fat people won't exist thanks to ozempic
he's evil and satanic
Yikes, I wouldn't even *consider* posting images over 1000 years old on this forum
truth be told, I am desperate to fit in but aren't we all?
OI THAT'S MY FUCKING ANUS
Stop posting it
Are you watching the last of us?
getting raped
stab your rapist
get charged with murder
sentenced to live in prison
huh?
why would you post that
No, I currently staring at a lads anus in brit, wondering why it's so red l
no
Anus
feeling cosmic
I'm a smelly incel
Post your anus
That crash, I don't know what to say.
ah cannae believe janny alows this
sick
me eens are bawling
Somalians in Minnesota
Fair enough.
Reading Mein Kampf on the tube
not illegal yet
Change the tire.
Can’t even eat swastika cake these days. Woke gone mad.
i posted my arse before and got banned instantly
why? because it was attractive
jannies hate beauty above all else
Moses and Elijah appeared next to Jesus during His transfiguration on Mount Tabor.
Imagine weaker 15 members
Britain, mate!!!