Wtf why isn't Rio in the North East of brazil?

wtf why isn't Rio in the North East of brazil?
i thought it was the poor black city of the north compared to le white paulistas of the south
turns out they are next to each other and BOTH are protestant!

Did you just became aware brazilian regionalism is a thing and is trying to turn us against each other for your amusement?

tell me more about brazilian regionalism

Ele é brasileiro,seu idiota

Rio is not poor. It's an essential part of Brazil's core region.

É o chicano

Among those with less than 75 european Rio de Janeiro seems to be the place with the least european admixture in the country.

more blacks in rio than bahia

garbage data

The people who indentify as black in Rio are more african on average than those that do in Bahia.

if the data doesn't correspond to my personal beliefs it's garbage

oh that might make sense since rio is a more segregated state/city
but i've already seen plenty of these same maps saying bahia has more african ancestry as a whole

Rio de Janeiro is a place of extremes, it has both more people who are >90% euopean and who are 90% african than Bahia/Northeast. Native acenstry in Rio s also very low compared to NE

Bahia:

Pernambuco:

Ceará:

who are >90% african

Is Porto Alegre a nice city? It's in South Brazil, which I've heard is the richest and safest part of the Brazil, but I've also heard that Porto Alegre has high crime rate

seething thirdie

Homicide rate in Rio Grande do Sul is 18.8.
In the US, only the district of Columbia has a higher rate than that. Only 7 of the 50 U.S. states has a rate higher than 10.0.

Brazilian nationalists are totally delusional. They don't live in the world of facts and data.

Porto Alegre is a massive shithole you should stay away from. No state capital here is safe for first world standards.

Most nationalists recognize the existing problems and seek solutions. On the other hand viralatas exaggerate or create new problems and don't give any constructive input

You won't solve anything. That's like wanting to solve Africa's problems. Waste of time.
Besides, you don't have the IQ to solve anything. Brazilian nationalists have an IQ of about 95. You're all failures.

I'm a genius, actually

You are not. Even if you were, other BR nationalists are not -- in fact, they're the epitome of mediocrity. Ugly, stupid, undesirable: such is the Brazilian nationalist. You're constantly rejected by the very country you claim to love. Women laugh at you, because they recognize how ridiculous the idea of a Brazilian nationalist is. They much prefer those of us who look European, specially when we have European citizenship, so intense is their desire to abandon Brazil forever.

I don't even hate Brazil, by the way. If you have a high IQ, it's a decent country. Take a civil service exam and you're set for life. Sounds like a good deal to me.
What I find laughable is the idea of a Brazilian nationalist. It's so funny!

you'll never be european argensimian
also yurop is a cucked and decadent continent
new world + japan is where it is (or china if you're a commie)

Northeast has the best beaches in all of Brazil

We should give Brazil nuclear weapons and see what happens

Regions in Brazil are a lose concept and chance overtime, to this day, the most accurate version we've used is pic related, still true to this day with a few minor changes.

Brazil almost developed nuclear weapons but we stopped because that's evil technology and we are very nice