Is Anon Babble Smart?
Is Anon Babble Smart?
Because freedom isn't free or something
he lives in brazil
cause he was starving
Its because bread is bigger than key
He wanted a snack before he went for the key
because umm... its uhh... bread very yummy and hmmmmm... yummy bread... hmm...
Why doesn't he just slip through the bars instead of wasting time and letting the bread get dirty
The bars are so wide he can easily fit through them.
I just realized it's because the keyhole is on the outside so i guess he doesn't see it
Although that would be a pretty retarded answer since he has to know there's a keyhole somewhere
He's only in there for 1 more day.
He was starved by the Zionist entity and can't escape before filling his tummy.
he's outside the cage, not inside
to shove it up his arse
Nah, it's the hierarchy of needs. He has shelter, clothing, and warmth, now he just needs food. Freedom isn't important.
Food is food. Key gives him freedom for maybe an hour before he is caught again and then he gets more time added to his sentence.
You can't eat a key, only swallow one.
Bread is bigger than keys. He can't reach the key as it much closer to the camera, the perspective is what makes it look so comically huge.
He can just squeeze thru the bars do
Look at how far apart they’re placed
Głodnemu chleb na myśli
He's already used the key and dropped it inside the cell by accident and now he's reaching for the bread he forgot.
He can reach both. No choice needed
his urge to steal is greater than his desire for freedom and that's how he ended up there in the first place
basically a nigger
cos he's trapped with a fucking lion, will feed it the bread first as a distraction and THEN grab the key to get the fuck out of here
t. 739 IQ
but the key isn't his either so in any case it would be a theft
If that's tge case then why is the keyhole on the inside of the cell
A few years back I would have said that we're average, or at least better than most boards.
Now I think we're just filled with retarded thirdies.
He really doesn't want to leave. He could exit the cell and go back but he doesn't even want to do that.
Shawshank Redemption o algo
He's stupid.
He gets the key he's gets out and gets the bread.
That's it. Some people are just stupid.
Because he doesn't want to add years to his sentence duh
it's the wrong key
Philosophers
because you cant eat a key
He's just stupid. The key gets him to bread.
If it's the right kind of test they give it to upper level political science and philosophy so the professors can identify those without common sense
the key remains unedible
It's the first basic principle test
The key gets him out so he can go to the bread.
Pseudo intellectuals invent complex reasons
But it's very basic
He's stupid
Unless he's going to die within 60 seconds without the bread this is foolish
It's tasty o algo
how would you feel if he had chosen the key?
based BASED
Disinterested
The key didn't fit idiot he already tried it before
Because act like a foll but think like a brilliant.
My pseud take is that he is le so heckin thin already that he could escape anyway but he doesn't even try because of past failures. He doesn't need a guard anymore since he believes he can never get himself out so he would rather try to eat the bread and get fat than try to escape again and run the risk of another humiliation
Because he's gay and his cellmate is quite the stud.