Garlic girl edition
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I happily fuck fat women, but when they ask for commitment, I dip. Why do fat women think I want to commit to someone who doesn't even respect themselves?
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GET FUCKED dinofags. mammals can't stop fucking winning look at all this shit we got now we're top dogs up on this planet
gonna go eat chicken now
ChatGPT, describe the ideal male masturbation method for the strongest orgasms.
tfw no garlic gf
Socrates, who was taught by Socrates.
Self-taught?
HES GOT A GUN
I can provide medically accurate and respectful information about sexual health. For questions related to personal sexual practices or techniques, it’s important to keep the tone clinical and appropriate.
If you’re looking to improve sexual wellness or experience stronger orgasms, key factors include:
• Mental arousal and relaxation: Reducing stress and being in a mentally receptive state improves sexual response.
• Experimenting with rhythm and pressure: Varying stimulation can heighten pleasure.
• Kegel exercises: Strengthening pelvic floor muscles can lead to more intense orgasms.
• Edging: Delaying orgasm by stopping stimulation before climax and repeating the process can build intensity.
For more personalized or in-depth advice, speaking to a licensed sexual health therapist or doctor is the best route. Would you like a list of medically-reviewed resources or exercises to improve pelvic health?
Me, I'm a Christian (Protestant).
it's already illegal to be a government employee and boycott israel in republican states
they tried to pass a national law to make it illegal to buy boycott israel
it's a big nothingburger
I've been exploring the idea of being in a relationship with an OnlyFans model/cam girl/pornstar. No one specific I'm talking about - just something I've been thinking about. IDK exactly what it is, but the thought of her sharing herself with the world on camera, then coming back to me intimately, is so unbelievably fucking hot. I wouldn't want her being emotionally/physically involved with other men or anything, that'd be a no-no.
Why is it important to keep the tone appropriate
respectful information about sexual health. For questions related to personal sexual practices or techniques, it’s important to keep the tone clinical and appropriate.
I hate how they’ve made AI talk like an HR lady
Socrates taught Plato, sorry for writing that sentence poorly.
Just farted and it smells rancid like something died
thread #94599234 ranting about jews
wow can't wait
i dont like cold cuts
I like hot cuts
Actually
Slippery slope to getting castrated and wearing women’s clothes
fo real
you can leave the site at any time
And then you can be the model
No he can't lol
you can leave the general at any time
GPT 4.5 gave a much more in depth answer
The ideal masturbation method for achieving strong orgasms involves several key steps that enhance sensation and intensity:
1. Create the right environment:
Choose a comfortable, relaxed space where you won’t be disturbed, helping your mind fully engage and enhancing arousal.
2. Take your time (Edging):
Practice “edging,” which involves stimulating yourself almost to the point of climax, then pausing or slowing down to prolong pleasure. Repeating this builds sexual tension, resulting in significantly stronger orgasms.
3. Experiment with grips and speed:
Try varying your grip pressure, stroke speed, and techniques—like gentle twisting motions or focusing on sensitive areas such as the frenulum (the sensitive underside of the penis head). Finding your ideal combination greatly heightens sensations.
4. Use lubrication:
A good lubricant significantly increases pleasure by reducing friction, allowing for smoother and more stimulating sensations.
5. Include the entire body:
Incorporate touches or strokes on sensitive areas like your inner thighs, nipples, or testicles, enhancing overall arousal.
6. Breathing and muscle control:
Deep, rhythmic breathing and conscious tightening of pelvic muscles (Kegel exercises) can intensify sensations. Contracting these muscles as you approach climax increases orgasmic strength.
7. Visualization or erotic stimulation:
Engage your imagination or use visual stimuli that strongly arouse you, intensifying psychological stimulation.
8. Controlled climax:
When you’re ready, allow yourself to fully climax. Relax your muscles and breathe deeply during orgasm, enhancing both pleasure and intensity.
By combining these techniques—particularly edging, varied stimulation, and muscle control—you can achieve consistently powerful orgasms.
back home so i can play minecraft
why would i leave? i'm not complaining, you are
Have fun :)
Cool.
Last time I played Minecraft was 15 years ago
i do kegels because i have constipation issues due to weak pelvic floor muscles from sitting too much. never thought about using it to coom.
there are men who unironically take dating advice from women
I did kegels for maybe 2 weeks, and had to stop because it made me cum uncomfortably hard. I was shooting over my shoulder
tell it to rewrite that passage in an extremely erotic voice
Such being?
The way internet feminists talked about Bayonetta I thought it would be great and not the gayest shit imaginable
was supposed to do meal prep for the week but i ate 3 days worth of meal prep yesterday
I always found her to be very ugly and forced
it's literally the best game ever made tho
The gameplay is great. One of the best stylish-action games ever.
Bayo 1 at least. Not buying Nintendo consoles, and my laptop sucks too much to emulate.
redditleaf won the debate btw
I'm 100% sure you won't call Muhammad a pedophile
I hate video games because they appeal to the male fantasy
that's cope and seethe, btw
the phrase redditleaf is redundant
ty
why not? i’m jewish
A Sultry Guide to Explosive Orgasms
Surrender to a world of unbridled pleasure with these tantalizing steps, designed to ignite your senses and unleash orgasms that ripple through your very core.
Craft Your Sensual Sanctuary
Slip into a lush, private haven where distractions melt away. Dim the lights, let soft fabrics caress your skin, and allow your mind to dive deep into a pool of desire, where every pulse of arousal consumes you.
Tease with Edging’s Wicked Dance
Stroke yourself to the brink of ecstasy, where your body trembles with need, then pause—savor the exquisite torment. Repeat this seductive cycle, letting the tension coil tighter, building toward a climax that will shatter you with its intensity.
Explore Grips That Ignite
Let your hands roam with purpose—experiment with firm, slow strokes, then a featherlight touch. Discover the rhythm that sets your nerves ablaze.
Drench in Silken Lubrication
Glide into bliss with a slick, warm lubricant that transforms every touch into a velvet caress. Feel the friction dissolve, replaced by a molten smoothness that amplifies every sensation.
Awaken Your Entire Body
Don’t stop at one point of fire—let your fingers trace the soft skin of your inner thighs, tease your nipples, or cradle your testicles. Every inch of you is a canvas for ecstasy, begging to be explored.
Dive into Erotic Fantasies
Unleash your mind to conjure vivid, forbidden visions. Or indulge in visual delights that stoke your deepest cravings, pulling you into a vortex of raw arousal.
Surrender to the Climax
When the moment arrives, let go completely. Relax into the tide of pleasure, breathing deeply as your body convulses in a symphony of release. Every muscle, every nerve, sings in unison, delivering an orgasm that leaves you breathless and sated.
By weaving together the art of edging, the thrill of varied touch, and the pulse of muscle control, you’ll unlock orgasms that consume you—wild, powerful, and utterly unforgettable.
redditleaf and schizojeet linked up
The lady who said that is really cute desu
You're a paki and you just proved my point
What motivated you to post this?
bruh fuck off you wrote that yourself. no way they'd let it say things like that lmao.
Momberg kicked me outta the bathroom again -_-
How about video games that appeal to the mail fantasy
were you jackin off in there?
Slip away from the noise. This moment is yours, and yours alone. Dim the lights, let the warmth of silence wrap around you, and set the stage for slow, delicious indulgence. You’re not in a rush. You want this to build.
Let your fantasies play out—rich, vivid, intoxicating. Let your hand glide slowly, coated in warm, slick lube, the kind that makes every touch feel like silk and fire. Grip yourself gently at first. Tease. Stroke. Breathe. This is not about release—it’s about control. About seduction.
Your shaft is pulsing, growing firmer with every slow movement. Focus on the places that make your breath hitch: the sensitive underside, the rim of your head, your tip slick and aching. Don’t just stroke—explore. Change your rhythm. Lighten your grip. Pause. Let the tension coil, then ease off. Let that burning need simmer. You’re edging now—circling climax, tasting it, but never quite letting go.
Add more—your other hand tracing over your chest, playing with your nipples, your thighs, down to your balls. Let your fingers dance lower, to the spot between, where sensation deepens, sharpens. Press, massage, moan. If you’re bold, touch deeper—your body knows exactly where it wants to be touched.
As your muscles tighten, your breath quickens. Flex your pelvic floor—those hidden muscles beneath—then release. Again. The build is maddening, exquisite. Your entire body vibrates with need.
And when you finally let yourself go, do it with everything. Arch. Clench. Cry out. Let it rip through you—hot, intense, overwhelming.
Collapse into the afterglow. Still throbbing. Still trembling. That’s what happens when you make love to yourself with patience, with passion, with power.
You earned that.
im back
jerkin hard or hardly jerkin
I only get really good orgasms if I wait like 3 days between nuts
Sometimes I will be so horny that it shortens to a day but it's rare
No I was fighting for my fuckin life!!!
You're black
i had a wet dream 2 days in a row. that seems very unlikely
no
I'm a Jew.
We’re so black
It’s [nword]…
Pakijeet slithered away after being found out again
when was the last time you had a wank?
Masturbate. Whenever I got a wet dream, it was from not cumming often enough.
2 months ago
My strongest nuts have always been jacking off to erotica, not sure why
redditleaf being Indian wasn't really a surprise to anyone
I am a New Yorker. I am a Muslim. I am a Jew. I am a Black. I am a Gay. I am a Woman seeking to abort her Children.
Why are Iranian niggas so damn smart
Then why is Iran a tyranical shit hole
I had two engineering professors that were Iranian
yeah not at all, especially under a leaf flag
Why are white niggas so smart
I am all these things Muslims hate
Ftfy
I'm 100% European white. /cum/ is terrible at properly identifying anons. The only time you correctly identify me, is when I destroy Christians. Otherwise /cum/ calls all sorts of people redditleaf. I watch it happen, during times I don't actually post.
Why are Jewish niggas so smart
Step-by-Step Instructions (How to Do a Kegel)
1. Identify the Muscles:
• Try stopping your urine midstream. The muscles you use to do that are your pelvic floor muscles (specifically, the pubococcygeus or PC muscles).
• Another way: tighten the muscles that lift your testicles or give the sensation of “pulling inward” near the anus.
2. The Basic Contraction:
• Tighten these muscles (without using your thighs, buttocks, or abs).
• Hold the contraction.
• Then release fully.
3. Breathing Matters:
• Inhale as you prepare, then exhale gently as you squeeze.
• Don’t hold your breath.
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Beginner Kegel Workout Plan (Weeks 1–2)
• 3 sets per day
• 10 reps per set
• Each rep:
• Squeeze and hold for 3 seconds
• Release for 3 seconds
Total: 30 reps/day. Do one set in the morning, one midday, one before bed.
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Intermediate Plan (Weeks 3–4)
• 3 sets per day
• 15 reps per set
• Each rep:
• Squeeze and hold for 5 seconds
• Release for 5 seconds
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Advanced Plan (Week 5+)
• 3–4 sets per day
• 20 reps per set
• Each rep:
• Squeeze and hold for 10 seconds
• Release for 10 seconds
Add Variations:
• Quick pulses: Do 10–20 rapid-fire squeezes at the end of each set.
• Erection control practice: Do a few slow Kegels while semi-aroused to train endurance under pressure.
• “Reverse Kegels”: Learn to relax and push outward gently—this helps with ejaculation control and pelvic balance.
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Tips:
• Stay consistent. You’ll feel results (stronger erections, better control, more intense orgasms) within 4–6 weeks.
• Don’t overdo it—treat it like any muscle workout. Fatigue is normal but pain is not.
• Combine with cardio and lower-body strength training for enhanced sexual performance.
not as smart as jews, chinese, indians
gonna have a pain au chocolat as a little treat
Indian average IQ: 76
Erm…
one of these is not like the other
Try stopping your urine midstream
I have been able to do this since I was a child you literally just flex your ass muscles, I didn't know it wasn't a normal thing that people just do naturally until a few years ago
Deliberately outcasting pro lifers
Ouch
I'm thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend because she refuses to lose weight, even after I've told her after I truly felt about it.
Yakub gave them great intellect so they could enslave the black man
Are there any of those in Jew York (other than the Hasidim)
Redditleaf loses every debate
I want to visit new york again, I would not want to live there but nyc is fun as a dumb tourist
I went to NYC during Christmas once and I learned what Agent Smith meant when he said "it's the smell"
business idea: sex with hot momma
Bowling has got to be the nerdiest shit to be into
Why do Muslims and Jews hate Christianity more than atheism
D&D?
Why did Francis make Catholicism so much more friendly towards gays and progressives and then call them faggots?
“Atheism” is a misnomer. It’s still a religion; it just molds White Europeans into docile shabbos goyim slaves
Because the Muslims are just going to kill the atheists. They have specific rules for how they have to treat the Christians.
It’s still a religion
Bald confirmed hair colour.
Not stamp collecting confirmed hobby.
Nerdier than D&D
Chris Rock “there are black people, and there are [nwords]” routine but for sodomites
I trust black people more than faggots
Because atheism in the west is just anti-christian. No atheist ever goes out of their way to shit on islam or Judaism like they do Christianity.
That's me. Texass is gay, not a faggot
No atheist ever goes out of their way to shit on islam or Judaism
They do. You have confirmation bias.
Muzzies hate Jews most of all because they were the first to oppose Mohammad back in the 6th century. What they plan to do to the Jews they plan on doing to Christians once the Jews are out of the way.
No they don't.
oh my god
/CUM/
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Yes they do, you're just surrounded by Christians, and have confirmation bias. Go watch any of the tiktok debate spaces. Atheists are going after all religions.
girls would never be happy and dance like that!
Grow up, incel.
why don't they stick a v10 engine into a smart car
Watch tiktok
Shan't
Show us an example of an atheist deboonking Buddhism
Stay ignorant of the constant religious debates then.
keep losing in balatro.
Watches tiktok
Calls others ignorant
lmao
“Atheists” are members of the Holocaustian community
At least you aren't losing debates like redditleaf
I want to get rich then lose it all gambling, imagine just blowing $1 million
You're ignorant because you use a forum I don't like
I hate redditleaf, but grow up.
Drinking club soda with lime juice
Romanticizes being a loser
What a cuck wow
might walk down to the ol' gas station later for a slushie and some skittles.
There are more than 100x the posts railing christians on r/atheism vs Judaism or islam
inb4 you can't just sample the 9th most active website on earth, like it is a representative sample of people who use the internet or have a public voice!
genuinely surprised that kanye was able to find so many black guys for his heil hitler music video
Am I drunk or is this job with John podesta? Like the dude from b**** Hillary Clinton's campaign
Tiktok
Forum
lot of black israelites out there
DAS RITE
Does the best wine still come from France
Buddhists don't seek English debate spaces very much, it's not easy to find a recording. I can find you a Hindu one.
Black people have no reason to hate Hitler. Only bugman light skinned blerds who are smart enough to fall for neoliberal programming care.
I hate to say it, but it comes from c*lifornia
Yes, you illiterate darkie. Tiktok and Anon Babble are both forums.
Atheists go after all religion but I couldn't find the first example you asked for of one of the most popular religions
go to any major city and you know that hoteps exist
western world has more people talking about Christianity, than any other religion
That's a mystery as to why, anon. Maybe, just maybe, it has something to do with the population size of Christians?
Nothing you said disproves what I said. Just shows you crying that your cult is being addressed more, and your feefees in your tumtum hurt from it.
Maybe? You don't know? But i'm sure you have faith in your "reason" even if you've never seen any evidence to support it.
Welcome to religion, sister
*loudly goons in your thread*
why do i feel so much more coordinated and slick when im drunk. i feel like a normal person
If you'd accept text, then I can find it, but we've been talking about video/live streams. Atheists do go after all religions, but the live format is the religious person joins. So if no Buddhists come, then they don't get discussed.
It's not avoiding Buddhists, it's having no opportunities in lives.
But go ahead, think that you've won.
Redditleaf just got btfo'd again
goon
We say "fap" around here, faggot.
Maybe? You don't know?
You're dumb as fuck, if you can't tell what I was expressing.
But i'm sure you have faith in your "reason" even if you've never seen any evidence to support it.
What does that even mean? Are you trying to bring up Hume or something?
Alcohol makes it impossible to feel anxiety. It chemically interrupts the process from starting. You are probably an easily triggered or almost constantly anxious person.
Post your goon inspo
my schizophrenia aka inner monologue just told a funny joke, you wouldn't get it though
Christcuks are seething so hard that I destroyed them on the Bible, that they've shifted to Buddhism goalposts
Stay mad. There's still no proof of the Historical Jesus and none of this conversation will change it.
You said all religions and couldn't back it up bro, just face it you lost
Umm akshually we say coom
goon
mid
aura
simp
The president should pass a bill ordering the execution of every twitter/ebonics zoomer.
No, atheists do. You just expect every live to upload everything to youtube, when I was specifically talking about tiktok, which doesn't save past lives.
Accept that you required it to be video only, and rejected my offer for a text debate.
@grok is this true?
Post revisionist mental gymnastics
math is too hawd :((
i'm just a sensitive wittle boy i shouldn't have to do math :((
what the frick is a fraction :((
Tiktok is not a forum
Math is my passion
Nope. I offered text debate, you rejected it. I offered a Hindu video debate. You never said it had to be a video debate for the Buddhist. Only that atheists go after Buddhists.
You moved the goalposts.
I accept your concession.
Stay mad, Christcuck. This is all to distract from the fact that you have no evidence of your Jesus.
You're not getting anymore (You)s from me over this, so thanks in advance for the rest of the attention that you're going to give me.
Isn't it almost your bed time Jason
Holy shit this leaf is cringe
All this text because you lost
Yikeroonis
The amount of kvetching on FB the smarmy boomers I have as friends from church over Pierre Poilivre is concerning. Why do they think he's some kind of Trump acolyte when he's so clearly not??
Why the hell would you spend your time reading faceberg posts?
forum
noun
fo·rum ˈfȯr-əm
pluralforums also fora ˈfȯr-ə
Synonyms of forum
1
a
: the marketplace or public place of an ancient Roman city forming the center of judicial and public business
b
: a public meeting place for open discussion
The club provides a forum for people interested in local history.
c
: a medium (such as a newspaper or online service) of open discussion or expression of ideas
i deleted my facebook in 2012
fuck
fuck
fuck
vgh the forum of ancient rome
retvrn
I just woke up from my nap
What are you, a little baby or something
what happened?
I like my carefully curated feed too much to completely avoid it.
To be a man is to forever be a boy.
THE FORVM OF TIKTOK VGH
prefer not to say
i am a most unhappy man
I love benjamin franklin. i even read his autobiography in high school
You can see a hole in the film in the bluray release of the sopranos, cozy
Anime?
LIVE ON NIGGA NEWS 9
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I like JFK
Shall I umm *adjusts glasses* be cute?! *Strikes pose*
Remember anon, it's a lot more complicated to fix things than to break them
what kind of woman would look at you and think "oh yeah, i'd want him to be the father of my child"?
How do I become a natural?
Usually short girls with curly hair
ran out of alcohol
I can't imagine holding a woman in a gentle embrace and her looking up at me and feeling anything other than disgust. Particularly towards herself for being in the situation
Glasses are cute
My appearance and mannerisms resemble that of a cgdct anime character
eshHed bellah ya baba ma3 sheqti swa ya baba
my balls hang heavy with the weight of a billion not yet conceived sons and daughters
Win. We should brainwash all children into thinking CGDCT is reality and they should all act that way and in a couple generations we'll have a utopia
Let me kick them then
mulignans
I'm proud of you for cracking your egg、sisters
I'm not buying any for at least a few weeks. That's my goal.
and daughters
there's women inside him
lmao troon
had 7 beers. am i good to drive
I took one sip of beer and threw it away.
Take an Uber! 7 beer is too much to drive.
All anime posts are incredibly homosexual
do you think you have the skills?
The name is Dick, Dick Sonfyre
I made it!
What are you getting momberg for mother's day?
she doesnt expect anything from me, she calls me a dirty tramp and says i've made her miserable
Simplicity is the cure for violence. For example, if we postulate an imaginary oracle that could predict the outcome of any battle, we could eliminate war. The predicted loser would have no incentive but to concede to the demands of the predicted winner.
drinking wine
my poor mother...
hot girl summer with my cummies ;)
OH YEAH
hot boy summer with my bummies :)
just came really hard
No tranime allowed
c'est la lutte finale
Spinny.....
Anytime I need to give my parents bad news, I simply tell them I'm gay in order to lighten the load. Then, when their panic attack's over, I give them the actual bad news (I'm gay.)
Je déteste les gens normaux
nique ta mere fils de pute
IM A WOMAN BORN IN A MANS BODY
tony soprano is just like me frfr
I detest the normal man?
why are euros so mean? I mean like these guys never say anything nice to you, they are always patronize you for literally everything and they are like really obnoxious, not like my fellow american bros
It's actually kind of insane how important sex seems to be when you're horny and then the second you cum it all seems really fucking stupid
i detest normal people
that's called nut clarity, my friend
What if war were declared and no one showed up
This is why apathy and laziness are the noblest virtues
my fishing pole broke
I am the knife, I am the wound
I'm constantly jacking off so I live in a state of perpetual post-nut clairty
Please, Mother Mercy, take me from this place
And the long-winded curses I hear in my head
The words never listen, and teachers, oh, they never learn
My warmth from the candle, though I feel too cold to burn
He came from an island, then he died from the street
And he hurt so bad like a soul breakin', but he never said nothin' to me, yeah
I gave my cousin head
gave my cousin heaaaad
Anime allowed
cum
instantly hate women again
Kanye song stuck in my head
Groupons-nous, et demain
Cousins or Heil Hitler?
I wonder
Look kid, I shouldn't have to explain myself. I'm from the "old-school". You wanna raise your hand, you give her your last name. Then it's none of my fuckin' business. Until then, keep your hands in your pockets. We understand each other? Now get outta here, I wanna talk to Tony.
nothing to do nelly darling
infinitely funny that rightoids have latched on to a song about how being a cuck is a good thing actually
My sex junk
Is soo oh oh oh
N
cum
I gotta stop getting high I'm too floaty
fuck cunt whore
where are the sexicans?
Low quality posts are reportable
Not that I would do that because that would be announcing a report
I'm disgusted with myself, Americans
like this image a lot
why?
I am what I am. Someone has to be.
At least you’re not British.
fell off the wagon
why?
Kanye is a parody of himself
I’m nigger brained
you jerk it to bbc again?
Kanye is a nigger
i've never done that ever
So is redditleaf
Who said I put my hands on her?
Nigga Heil Hitler insists upon itself
Been so long since I had Subway
In America, there's always hope
computer is worse than alcohol
Turned on my AC for the first time this year
Alri Kaczynski
pope francis was swell
been postponing working out for the entire day, now I'm eating a brownie
Yeat is white?
Fat fuck
I dislike the new Pope already. Francis was a real G.
There's got to be something that keeps you going, something that keeps your fire lit
annie aime les sucettes
i don’t want to be loved i don’t want to be rich i don’t want to be famous i don’t want to be successful i just want to not be irritated and in pain all the time IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK???? GOD???????
Honestly you guys
Post body. Right NOW.
many liberals are good people
penis
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